Best Poo Poo Pee Pee Podcasts (2025)

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A Harrowing Journey 1:01:02

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6h ago1:01:02

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Before Wade hosts a game of "Would You Rather," Mark proves that the journey from Ohio isn't always a happy one. Learn more at uber.com/onourway A Spotify Podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesBy Distractible

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Billboard Bachelorette, Eating Peacocks For Spite, and A $10M "Seed Round" For Sperm Races 1:40:17

2d ago1:40:17

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Forget being a mail-order bride, that's so old-fashioned. Be a Billboard Bride aan tell everyone you're "available" with an online application. One way to teach your neighbors about not feeding your pets is to EAT them. The pets. Not the neighbors. A Florida man did just that with his peacocks. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", thinks ESPN shoul…

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Wade Has An Interest 56:32

3d ago56:32

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What happens on the Distracti-couch, stays on the Distracti-couch. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesBy Distractible

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In-n-Out Burger's "Home Run", Meltdown In The Delta Lounge, and An NFL "Poo-Nami" 1:16:11

5d ago1:16:11

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When you hit a "home run" at an In-n-Out Burger, you're not coming in first. When you crash a Delta Sky Lounge without credentials, you're are going out first. When you change a baby's diaper, you really don't know what's coming out first. You'll understand all of these when you check out this Midweek BONUS Episode... In this Midweek BONUS Episode.…

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Did They Meat? 1:04:49

6d ago1:04:49

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Wowee zowee, this was a banger. A game? Talking about stuff? Dudes? This one has everything! Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "why did he reassemble it in the woods after he jumped down from the roof?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] H…

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The Pee Covered Episode 40:05

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The boys are finally back together again in Ohio, ready to let their streams of consciousness flow out in person. And from the looks of their streams, one of the guys is definitely allergic to Skyline, and another has a severe foot injury. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad cho…

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IgNoble Awards, Bus Driver "Cooks" Students, and A FL Bear's Tale 2:01:59

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Did you know you can actually get an "award" for inventing something stupid? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" breaks down the recent recipients of the "Ig-Noble" Awards. Those elementary school kids can drive teachers nuts sometimes. They also drive the bus drivers to the point of stupidity...and one school bus driver used the heater to "cook" t…

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Shame, Shame, Shame 1:02:58

10d ago1:02:58

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A walk of atonement is in order for the long list of people that Mark, Bob, and Wade have deemed the most shameful. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesBy Distractible

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Emotional Support Gator At Walmart, Rebelious Austrian Nuns, and Hotpot Pee 1:18:13

13d ago1:18:13

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You are likely to see just about anything inside any given Walmart. But what about an alligator in a shopping cart...in a dress? After 85+ years living the "straight and narrow" as nuns, 3 octogenarian sisters are not about to be told where to retire. When you're young and stupid there's a pretty good chance you're going to do something that will l…

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Fannypackhat 1:00:52

13d ago1:00:52

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Someone forgot to edit and upload this, but hell, he was busy. Stuff is going on. All sorts of stuff. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "what else can a hat do?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for…

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For Folk's Sake 57:11

14d ago57:11

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The guys prove that being an adult doesn't keep spoopy characters from attacking if you're naughty. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesBy Distractible

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Dorm Room Bear Skinning, Birthday Cake Bottle Rockets, and Brake-Checking An Ambulance 1:52:13

16d ago1:52:13

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Oh, those silly college kids. They will do just about anything stupid. Sometime illegal...but there's no laws broken when 2 Cornell students bag a bear and skin it in the dorm. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" describes all the gory details. Some parents didn't read the package when they bought birthday candles for their kids because it turned o…

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Bob's One Man Show 49:09

17d ago49:09

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The spotlight gets turned over to Bob as he performs a one man show, written just for him by Mark and Wade. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesBy Distractible

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Blue and Red Squirrels, DUI In A Pink Barbie Jeep, & CPR On A Coon 1:13:49

19d ago1:13:49

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Red Pill or Blue Pill? That was the question in The Matrix. So, where would you find Red Squirrel or Blue Squirrel? In this podcast! You get thirsty for a slurpie & you don't want to walk...and you're a little tipsy...what to do? Grab your daughter's pink Barbie Jeep & head for the 7-Eleven. You have to really love animals to give a coon CPR. And t…

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Let's Get Deep 1:20:59

21d ago1:20:59

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Bob encourages Mark and Wade to jump in the deep end of various topics. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesBy Distractible

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Nestlé' CEO's "Swiss Miss", Stupid Work Mistakes, and "Phillies Karen" 2:08:12

23d ago2:08:12

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There was no JumboTron expose like what happened at the Coldplay concert, but it was a hotline that the mistress of the Nestlé CEO put him in "hot chocolate" by reporting his affair with a company employee. It's one thing when the CEO of a major comany makes a stupid work mistake, but what about the regular slobs? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero…

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Anything Goes (Part 2) 1:06:04

24d ago1:06:04

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Mark returns from his weekly hospital trip to warn us all about the dangers of eating vegetables. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesBy Distractible

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A Crime-Fighting Nun, Cracker Barrel Blow-up, and Catfighting At Walmart 1:29:37

26d ago1:29:37

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The 1960's-era TV show called, The Flying Nun, is nothing compared to the crime-fighting nun of Pittsburgh. Some surprises you may not have realized from the still-ongoing controversy that has really burnt the biscuits at Cracker Barrel. Nothing screams "Walmart" like a knock-down, drag-out involving a crowd of women in the check-out aisle. In this…

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The New Englanders 1:04:17

26d ago1:04:17

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The Sloppy Boys? Never heard of 'em. There's some new fellas on the block talking about regional cocktails and this time, its personal. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "what's in Moxie?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast…

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What The Hell Is That? 1:05:00

29d ago1:05:00

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MERCH IS OFFICIALLY BACK: https://distractible.shop/Bob shares his big diction energy with Mark and Wade in his obscure word guessing game. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesBy Distractible

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Naked Yoga, The Dude Wipe "Tush Push", and A Fouled-Up Foot Fetish 1:46:39

1M ago1:46:39

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It's supposed to enhance body positivity, fitness, and self-esteem when you engage in nude yoga. But does it do anything else? Americans will find anything to sponsor to make some money and that even includes the (in)famous Tush Push NFL play by the Philadelphia Eagles. And they've found the perfect sponsor. Meeting someone in a hotel room that you…

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Legend of The Monkey's Paw (Part 2) 58:24

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Another unsolved mystery that started with $10,000 and ended in a knife fight. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds.Visit www.rocketmoney.com/Distractible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesBy Distractible

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Judge Flubs Verdict; Nude Airline Gate Show; Little Leage Betting 1:20:35

1M ago1:20:35

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How would you feel if you get a "Guilty" verdict in court for a crime you didn't commit...only to find out 20 seconds later that the judge messed up reading the verdict? Wonder how the judge feels? It can be pretty boring waiting around the airport for your flight to be called, but if you have some striptease entertainment, it might make the time g…

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Dr. Pepper Pickle Juice 1:04:13

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Ben didn't forget to edit this, you just forgot to download it. Leave your appetite at home for this one because the fellas are analyzing a multi-vendor menu and you'll be drooling in no time if you're even slightly hungry. Meatball on stick? I hardly know her! Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "what the hell is a Kore…

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Drama Alarm 1:04:27

1M ago1:04:27

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The Distractible hosts are ready to take down the other chart-topping podcasts and reclaim their rightful position to number one. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesBy Distractible

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Super-Glued Teeth; Catfishing Fishermen; and Hamstering On A Sunroof 2:00:41

1M ago2:00:41

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Would you trust your teeth to the Tapp Inn Beauty Bar to veneer your teeth...even if they used Gorrilla Glue? Some did and paid a hefty price! There are fishermen posing as interested women on dating apps so they can steal other fishermen's favorite fishing spots. Inspiration for enhancing romance has been found in how hamsters drink water! Curious…

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Hide The Penny (Part 2) 1:07:37

1M ago1:07:37

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You know it's time to search for pennies when Mark strips down and Wade starts speaking French. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…

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Rime.ai Sex Perverts 1:03:25

1M ago1:03:25

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That's right, the world's first official AI company with poor human resources and public relations. How novel! Glad to hear that craigslist gigs are still craigslist gigs at the end of day. Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "give me a sec?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you…

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Radioactive Shrimp; Biohazard Diarrhea; and Pregnant Robots! 1:14:42

1M ago1:14:42

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If you eat frozen shrimp from Walmart, you might glow in the dark! If you eat undercooked hamburger in a foreign country, your trip home may be explosive in the plane's bathroom. Robots may soon be surragates for your next baby! In this Midweek BONUS Episode... You Should Probably Not Eat the Radioactive Shrimp from Walmart Angler Hooked a 4-ft. Al…

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Legend of The Monkey's Paw 1:04:52

1M ago1:04:52

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The curse of the monkey themed episodes continues to linger as Wade gives Mark and Bob some profound choices to make. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into.Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…

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Life-saving Pilot Gets The Bird; Toothpaste From Hair; and A Stinky Butt Boyfriend 1:54:19

1M ago1:54:19

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You would think that a pilot that made an emergency landing to save a French woman's life would be thanked instead of given the "bird"! You could be brushing your teeth in 3 years with toothpaste made from hair. And a stinky relationship soured because of soiled underwear...on purpose! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" explains why a man thinks w…

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Hinged or Unhinged 1:18:41

2M ago1:18:41

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No more monkey-ing around, we have bigger fish to fry... then place in the restaurant bathroom. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesBy Distractible

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Ep 198 - That Dirt Star 1:45:31

2M ago1:45:31

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🎙Ep 198 - That Dirt Star This week in The Diner…it's an old one but still great lol. kAZ is about 2 months in from his stroke recovery but having a great time anyway. And Century takes the reigns on this one and gives us all a treat!! Check us out on thehooddiner.com or Pod.link/hood News: Trumpito be WILDIN! Music News: Century can’t go to a BIG C…

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Ketchup Smoothies, Stolen Labubu Doll Spree; and Fridge-Humping 1:10:44

2M ago1:10:44

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Heinz is again putting out more stupid variations how to enjoy ketchup...this time as a smoothie! There's a labubu doll craze that is drawing theives who try to sell them on the black market. You find a lot of unique items at Trader Joe's but you may not be prepared to see a man humping a fridge. In this Midweek BONUS Episode... London Teen on Fami…

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Draw or Die 48:32

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Mark challenges Bob and Wade to draw for their lives in this Pictionary style game. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesBy Distractible

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Adult Binkies; A Mayo Marraige; & A Beer Run To The Hospital 1:55:51

2M ago1:55:51

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You have to be pretty stressed to regress all the way back to your infancy but that's what grown-@$$ adults are doing by sucking a pacifier to calm down. You have to be pretty starved for attention to agree to having a jar of Hellman's Mayonnaise pronounce you man and wife. And you have to be pretty stupid to shoot your wife and then make a beer ru…

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Hot Takes, Cold Truths 57:45

2M ago57:45

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Chef Wade Ramsay orders competitors Mark and Bob to the kitchen to cook up some cold-cut truths and sizzlin' hot takes. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…

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Smokey Bear Bust; Ozempic Face; Chuck-E-Cheese Birthday Brawl 1:13:53

2M ago1:13:53

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Only Smokey can prevent crime when a FL man is busted by a bear for swiping signs in FL. One small side effect of losing weight with Ozempic is you look OLD and in need of a facelift. What better place for grown-ups to engage in a public brawl than at a kid's playground like Chuck-E-Cheese! You won't find better stupidity than right here! In this S…

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Ghost Strippers 55:30

2M ago55:30

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YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to the age old question, "you forgot?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Size Matters 51:14

2M ago51:14

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Mark puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test to see how they can make famous quotes. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesBy Distractible

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Poopy Plane Passengers; 3 Wives In 3 Counties; and Radoactive Wasps 1:56:21

2M ago1:56:21

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You're under enough stress just getting through a large, International airport and you don't need raw sewage to rain down on you to make things any worse. But that's exactly what happened to Atlanta Hartsfield International Airport passengers. One crafty FL man managed to get away with being married to 3 wives simultaneously in 3 counties until one…

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Record Setting Guessing 1:06:56

2M ago1:06:56

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Distractible has officially set the record for World's Best Dad, World's Baldest, and World's Shortest. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into.Visit www.rocketmoney.com/Distractible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices…

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Pervy Plane Couple Perform For Kids; Naked Boat Joyride Down The Hudson; and South Park "Trumps" Season Opener 1:07:52

2M ago1:07:52

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There was no movie on this flight but there was a show and the kids got an eyefull. New Yorkers got an eyefull of a joyride by a naked man floating down the Hudson. And fans of South Park's season premiere were treated to an "Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, Little Presidential Peenie". In this Midweek BONUS Episode... TSA: 'Stop Hiding Animals in Weird …

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The Last Swim 1:02:44

2M ago1:02:44

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Episode! Late? Nope! Tune in! Also, finally get the answer to that age old question, "why?" @roadsodaspod on instagram Correspondence? Comments? Improvements? How dare you. Email us at [email protected] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Fourth of Poo-gust 1:02:54

2M ago1:02:54

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The guys pop a squat and push out some topics for this steaming hot August episode. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesBy Distractible

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A Pizza Pie High; Mom Drives The Getaway Car; & A Raw Sewage Swim 1:45:51

2M ago1:45:51

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Imagine a place where you can get your high and your munchies all at the same time with the same food! Instead of having your mom go with you to your job interview, just ask her to go as your getaway driver after you rob an arcade! Being an Internet influencer means you have to do a lot of things to get likes, but would you unknowingly swim in raw …

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Devil's Advocate (Part 2) 1:03:06

2M ago1:03:06

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It's time for the devil once again to come collect what's owed to him: a strong argument.Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesBy Distractible

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"Sleeping Beauty" DUI; 4 Kids-1 Birthday-Different Years; Penn State Grad Gives Golden Showers 1:08:07

2M ago1:08:07

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A Florida Man tried to play "possum" by pretending to be asleep after cops caught him driving drunk. It didn't work. Imgaine how convenient it would be to celebrate all 4 of your kids' birthdays all in one day. Easy to do if you had quadruplets. But what if all 4 were born in different years? One Penn State Grad showed off what he learned in colleg…

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Oregon Trail 1:40:58

2M ago1:40:58

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3 men, one trail, and a whole lot of dysentery and grandfather clocks. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesBy Distractible

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Cuddling Coldplay Couple Caught; West VA Love Triangle; And A Crazy Wedding Stalker Toast 1:47:50

2M ago1:47:50

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By now if you are unaware of the couple caught like a deer in the headlights on a Coldplay concert "Kiss Cam", you're living under a rock. Well, my Insane FL Nephew Pancho Guero saw it and told me about it! So we have a lot of fun with it this week. Another lover caught in a tight squeeze happened in West Virginia and this one didn't have a kiss ca…