Best Pickles A Clown Podcasts (2025)

The guys discuss how a very lucrative Ponzi scheme can easily be formed by just clearing out your unwanted organs, when homemade currency and/or ID card should immediately raise suspicion, and why you should never buy your weed from Tyler.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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TOP 5 Paul Thomas Anderson Films 33:59

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Pickles and Metal John share their top 5 PTA films of all time!By Pickles A Clown

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Psycho Mike, Elton Jeff, and Tanklin Roosevelt 38:54

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The guys discuss why an overly generous employer makes going home nearly impossible, when hearing "just don't get it in his eyes" initiates a prayer for pepper spray, and how pork-filled sky scrapers will inadvertently regulate the price of a cup of coffee.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Hamper Hoops and Spubee Dooby Doo 1:02:01

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The guys discuss how being inquisitive about the location of a butthole can coax any teenager out of their room, when LOCATION is the single most important factor for proper interpretation of a cleverly titled 50K race, and why teaching a beaver to pull a rip cord is imperative when re-wilding Idaho’s wilderness.…

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Married for McNuggets and Plowing the Field 49:26

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The guys discuss how one man’s hatred of chivalry led to a revolving entrance, when it is no longer necessary to return a borrowed snorkel, and why the time of day should absolutely dictate the value of material items.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Top 5 Must Watch Halloween Movies 16:50

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Our Top 5 movies that get us into the spirt of Halloween.By Pickles A Clown

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Two Tones of Turds and Life Saving Quips 1:02:15

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The guys discuss how Debra’s herpes comparatively have little effect on you getting your McNuggets, when stovetop flatulence needs to be addressed in your dating video, and why you should never exit your vehicle on the overpass to intervene in an abduction.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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80's Slasher Films 18:07

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Talking about some of our favorite slasher films of the 80s.By Pickles A Clown

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A Street Smart Hawk and “The pickle costs more” 54:58

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The guys discuss why the best way to avoid eating dry cereal is to get yourself two VR headsets, when curbside vending truly defines the wealth of a rural community, and how a total unwillingness to pay the pizza delivery girl almost always results in death.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Halloween 2018 Trilogy Discussion 1:04:45

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Pickles and Metal John talk about the David Gordon Green's Halloween (2018) trilogy.By Pickles A Clown

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“You had to be a smiling ghost! That hole is huge!” 52:39

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The guys discuss how a birthday celebration where the pig skins were completely irrelevant lead to them "banging", when an extremely strong orifice and an ill-advised lift ends a first date with an ER visit and broken fingers, and why there is no breathalyzer needed once you see the aviators and Barbie Jeep.…

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Is He Here for the Snacks or the Sweet Revenge?: The Memoir of Damon Puracchio 43:54

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The guys discuss how Google Maps grossly overstates the availability of commercial air travel, when a strategically placed bagel and raincoat automatically grants you additional vacation time, and why a coworker hugging a printer all but guarantees the demise of an entire room full of puppies.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Opening Haunt Weekend of 2025 & NOLA Trip 15:46

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Ghost Cops and "It's not effing chalk!" 56:23

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The guys discuss how late fees will still accrue even after grandma has passed, when a missing chair unlocks supernatural abilities in the realm of seating arrangements, and why Damon will never be kicked out of any public pools.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Freaky Frogs, The Wrong Leg, and Always Hot & Ready 54:35

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The guys discuss how “anywhere” has an approximate range of thirty feet, when sleepwalking in the proximity of a Puracchio could result in bodily injury or maybe even death, and why you cannot acquire 2600 liters from one single milking session.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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“In my butt” & “Ohhhh, that’s why they died…” -That Checks Out 2025 56:04

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The guys discuss why once a discount is initiated on a used cot it is no longer necessary to disclose the terms of the prison sentence, when a burka and Air Jordans almost always guarantee a disqualification, and how science supports a very high percentage of sleeping koalas are extremely horny.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Growing up in Joliet ! 35:06

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Pickles & Metal John discuss growing up in the 80s/early 90s in Joliet, IL.By Pickles A Clown

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First Movie to Really Scare Us 28:04

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Pickles and Metal John discuss movies that scared them over the years.By Pickles A Clown

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“Surprisingly Little Baggage” and Swan Uppers 59:56

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The guys discuss how it costs Google $12,000 per wang on their maps, when the proper location of a Brazilian break room can foil any escape attempt, and why it’s a terrible idea to give monkeys the high ground.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Haunted House Talk from the Clown Cave 30:38

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We're talking about our experiences with Haunted Houses over the years.By Pickles A Clown

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Welcome to the Clown Cave ! 25:46

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It's your pal Pickles A Clown ! Inviting you into my home.. The Clown Cave! Talking with my pal Metal John in this episode about our favorite on screen Clowns! Find us on Social Media: @PickelsAClown and @MetalJohnRadioBy nightwaves

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An Industrial Banging and Oceans Koala 49:30

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“for 4 seconds of your life you became a Willson in the vicinity of a Puracchio” …Good Boy… 48:33

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The guys discuss why it’s imperative you wait for the train to stop completely before disembarking to prevent a tiger mauling, when allowing your husband to pack your parachute is an awful idea, and how an expression of praise to acknowledge good behavior or obedience might get you punched in the face.…

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The Perfect Pie and A Bear Crown 1:02:43

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The guys discuss how many meters of pizza guarantee no dessert, when a bowl of ice cream might result in a broken hand, and why you should never hold your dad’s hand on the 4th of July.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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The Adequate Horn and “Can I get some of those?” 51:56

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The guys discuss how a paternity test was almost needed at Catfish Daaaaaayyyyyyzzzz, when only one breast is permitted at a Kentucky water park, and why being unaware AND stupid is far more lucrative than 34 years of wrongful imprisonment.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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“Fat guys don’t smell toast, they smell grilled cheese” 56:44

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Bird Monogamy and B.Y.O.P(ee) 56:37

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The guys discuss how one Japanese sticker can initiate a roundabout on any given roadway, when a dog’s brick is worse than his bite, and why a 3:00 A.M. bathroom break could lead to a felony if not executed chronologically.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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“That’s Me” and Step-Mum Love 57:53

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The guys discuss how much you should expect to spend on a photo to assure that icing will not desecrate the autograph, when the matching bracelets from your first date mean so much more than the felonies they represent, and why having an extra "cat cubby" will seem monumental when abandoning your newborn and the bin is full of teenagers.…

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“You’re a DMV 4 and a NASA large” 53:51

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The guys discuss how Spanish sand castles can incur fines, when Swiss urination violates noise ordinances, and why the Australian roll call process is extremely flawed.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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“ Sir, I am holding your pants. Presumably, I should be able to see your IP. I cannot…” 48:35

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The guys discuss how an amphibian can ruin your cornflakes, when a trip to DUI court ignites a passion for the overpriced wig industry, and why your ability to get a $1.50 hot dog does not entitle you to domestic flights.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Pimp Your Cake, “We Are Hiring”, and Doctor Dogs 52:38

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The guys discuss how court ordered restrictions can negatively affect the sale and distribution of cookies, when digging a new canal is more fiscally responsible than ordering a second remote, and why fecally adhered stickers is the leading cause of death in house fires.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Joe Martin, Teabagged Teeth, and Sexy Manatees! 55:24

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The guys discuss how the perfect pot of coffee paved the way for infant safety, when the best way to find love is to attend as many funerals as possible, and how a realtors disclosure of porch bites is not necessary when listing a property.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Hospital ATMs and A Hiccupping Purge 49:24

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The guys discuss why you can never have too many airbags when there’s a goat in the car, how $200 will not only get Nana a box but also a cosmetic touch-up, and when having a loving husband willing to crap in your driveway can save you $17,500 for a night out.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Land Boat and Red Dogging 58:16

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The guys discuss how in the 1950’s you could hijack an aircraft every two years with zero repercussions, when a couples retreat to a horse ranch will boost your husband’s confidence, and why stalactites and stalagmites without a tram will kill your reviews.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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E-Chocolate and A Back Cracking French Dip 50:55

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The guys discuss why it’s a good idea to keep the interior of your Chevy Cruze clean in the slim chance you may encounter a silverback gorilla, when violent flailing is the ONLY possibility of summoning a lifeguard, and how gambling on incontinence requires a thorough rinse between rounds.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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“When you show up for the ape bang you wanna be near the end…” 51:34

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The guys discuss why your wedding dinner on the L train tastes so salty, when location can supersede infidelity in a Yelp review, and how “Drop Hog” has become a real threat to the zipper industry as we know it.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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“And this is just TODAY’S sack of nickels.” 55:53

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The guys discuss why a social media HIPAA Law is necessary, when Ciabatta bread is the most romantic path to fresh air, and how Damon will never be more bangable than a muppet.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Loophole The Bear and Coffin Earrings 1:00:32

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The guys discuss why sometimes a second helicopter ride is necessary while trying to find your cell phone, when an improperly supervised child can cause a urinary tract infection, and how all doggie doors are not “Exit Only”.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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“Audiohive Podcasting. We recommend the fish…” 47:55

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The guys discuss what might be the world’s most dangerous apple tree, how many pool balls you can ingest and NOT clog the toilet, and why filling all the holes of your marriage with a donut means you must close up shop for at least one hour a day.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Enthusiastic Elbow Washing and A Two Dish Minimum 1:03:31

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The guys discuss why you should always secure all penguins pre-flight, when changing altitudes all but guarantees a victory in bear racing, and how keeping your eggs and car keys in the same pocket of your wetsuit is a huge mistake.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Emotional Support Tigers and A Steaming Pile of Lotto Winnings 58:20

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The guys discuss how staying in one room can greatly improve your memory, when a request for unwashed flatulence will result in fornication, and why most Egyptian tombs smell like Chicago style hotdogs.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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“I love her so much, I’m gonna smack the dong right off of your torso…” 54:41

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The guys discuss why alliteration was absolutely imperative during 18th century sexting, when an ear-piercing Hawk on a minibike is your best chance at exoneration, and how 4 1/2lbs of corned beef and several potatoes instantly becomes a single serving if not labeled properly.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Dong Village, High Calorie Humans, and A Lady Pocket 52:59

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The guys discuss why insufficient adult relations can make for very stale sandwiches, when nailing down a toilet can save you approximately $6,000,000, and how orally inspecting orangutans can eliminate the need to change the locks.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Loose Scoops, Pomes, and The Golden Lego 58:58

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The guys discuss how surviving a barrel plunge does not make you impervious to the power of citrus, when a stereotypical look guarantees you a full climax at the end of the rainbow, and why it is always better to encounter a single shark than a pod of dolphins.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Pizza Acreage, Third Degree Beans, and A Cockwomble 58:10

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The guys discuss why having multiple snacks straddle your lap is no longer an issue, how Damon will definitely injure his hands attending German operas, and what are the only two acceptable instances to acknowledge a “final notice” warning.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Chimp Lunchroom Escapades and Magical Peanut Butter 1:15:32

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The guys discuss what might possibly be the most disturbing way to “capture” a new roommate, when a perfectly arranged bedroom can guarantee foreign relations every night, and how the ending to every high speed chase in Germany may or may not result in a pant-less driver.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Anvil Wang and The “Stupid Deck” Parrots 57:22

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The guys discuss why wearing two flashlights when jogging makes you more likely to be hit by a car, when an extra “I” can save you $13,000,000, and how a bronze penguin pecker doesn’t necessarily fit the decor of every room.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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Ghetto Juice, Pit Diapers, and “The Fish is Back!!!” 1:00:55

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The guys discuss why Italian vampires constantly over season their marinara, when five cents worth of banana will literally double your dessert profits, and how Persian Pizza is the only acceptable pre-war meal for the warrior not counting calories.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson

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3-D(ong) Artwork and Steven Seagull 55:44

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The guys discuss why you should NEVER share a communion wafer with Damon, when achieving proper feng shui requires placing the TC directly in the crevice, and how easily badgers can fill up when devouring an impressive hog.By Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson