Philip and Jack discover the greatest backing track of all time... DEEP TRAPPY. What is a deep trappy? Whatever you want it to be. More Quickness.By Jack Norman & Philip Labes

The Star Wars prequels, the Trump assasination attempt, and JD Vance. https://beacons.ai/TheQuicknessBy Jack Norman & Philip Labes

My girlfriend wants an AI boyfriend? *GULP* In this episode, we chat about self-driving cars, racist technology, how the internet is getting more boring, and diss The Lonely Island. We're on Instagram and TikTok and have an upcoming show in LA You can also support us financially and get cool rewards, so we can keep doing the show! Subscribe and we'…

Somebody call T-Pain. We're on Instagram and TikTok and have an upcoming show in LA You can also support us financially and get cool rewards, so we can keep doing the show! Subscribe and we'll see you soon! https://beacons.ai/TheQuicknessBy Jack Norman & Philip Labes

One glass. Two cheeks. We're on Instagram and TikTok and have an upcoming show in LA You can also support us financially and get cool rewards, so we can keep doing the show! Subscribe and we'll see you soon! https://beacons.ai/TheQuicknessBy Jack Norman & Philip Labes

this episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. We're on https://www.instagram.com/itsthequickness/ and https://www.tiktok.com/@the.quickness and have an upcoming show in LA (https://ucbcomedy.com/shows/list/?tribe-bar-search=hump+night) You can also support us financially and get cool rewards, so we can keep doing the show! (http://ko-fi.com/thequickness…

Shout to me dying! You can watch this episode on our YouTube! You should subscribe! This is our second episode, and starting something new is hard! We'd really appreicate your support! We're on Instagram, TikTok and have an upcoming show in LA. You can also support us financially and get cool rewards, so we can keep doing the show! Subscribe and we…

If I were a child star, this would NEVER happen... You can watch this episode on our YouTube! You should subscribe! This is our second episode, and starting something new is hard! We'd really appreicate your support! We're on Instagram, TikTok and have an upcoming show in LA. You can also support us financially and get cool rewards, so we can keep …

Chanse McCrary, Mary Lou, and Jack Norman join for this bold retelling of sci-fi epic DUNE, live at UCB Theatre Hollywood in Los Angeles. BIG NEWS! Philip and Jack have a brand new podcast out now called THE QUICKNESS - check it out now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Don’t forget you can watch this TMV episode taped on our new YouTube (plea…

While waiting for their friends to arrive at the studio, Jack and Philip decided to run the mics and cameras for a test, and accidentally started a podcast. This sounds like a joke but is literally what happened. You can watch this episode on our YouTube. Starting something new is hard and scary! We'd really appreicate your support! We're on TikTok…

Jack Norman and Jiavani join for a ridiculous reimagining of the Christopher Nolan hit! Don’t forget you can watch this episode taped on our new YouTube (please subscribe!) as well as watch clips on our new TikTok and Instagram.By Philip Labes

With Jack Norman and Jiavani! It’s the very first FILMED episode! The Musical Version is even more fun to watch on our new YouTube page. Be our first subscriber? Be sure to also follow our Instagram and TikTok. Don’t miss our upcoming live show THIS FRIDAY, which you can livestream from anywhere! Please note, this episode got a bit wild, parental c…

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! Watch the live taping of this episode and many more at the new home for TMV video content, PhilipLabes.com/TheMusicalVersion. Check out upcoming live shows here. You can also subscribe to our new TikTok account! Thanks for a wonderful 2023! See you next year!By Philip Labes

You’re a wizard Harry… a wild, fast-paced montage of the first Harry Potter film with a raucous, sold-out crowd! Featuring Mary Lou, Jiavani, Jack Norman, and Sara Caplan. Catch our next live show, TMV: Avengers Endgame — on 7/21/2023. I’m going on tour across the US! See if I’m coming to your city here: https://philiplabes.com/tour…

“And may the odds be ever in your favor…” Taped live at UCB Los Angeles in May 2023. You can see the next live show 6/16/23 at UCB LA!By Philip Labes

And in case I don’t see ya… good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight!By Philip Labes

Christopher Nolan’s blockbuster is now a musical! With songs like “The One-Two-Threes Of Bungee Jumping” and “Nothing Bad Happens In The Van That Carries The Plutonium,” this episode makes JUST as much sense as the movie! Thanks Gummer!By Philip Labes

Hello, old friend! After a long hiatus, The Musical Version is back! I’m joined by Naomi Murden & Greg Smith for the first film of the Harry Potter series. Find out why no one is allowed in Hagrid’s shed, if McGonagall will ever address her gambling addiction, and just where Annie Leibovitz fits in.By Philip Labes

It’s time to get away with “One Last Heist” — with hits like “I’m Gonna Cuck The Man That Stole My Wife” and of course “The Heist Was A Lie (Reprise).” Start spreading the news!By Philip Labes

Our audience picked the movie! With songs like “We Gotta Steal Some NBA Players” and “Put Dynamite Straight Up Your Butt” maybe all your day needs it a helping of “Mike’s Magic Stuff!” Come catch TMV live this week! Thursday 1/16 at 10pm Second City Hollywood w/ Dan Lippert & Jess McKennaBy Philip Labes

Our first live show! With hits like “Welcome To The House of Woodcock” as well as “Bad B*tch in the 1950s” and “Repressed and Having Fun,” this show will have you wondering if we’re geniuses or REALLY pretentious! Taped live at UCB Sunset in Los Angeles on 1/3/2020. Two more chances this month to catch a live taping! Thursday 1/9 at 10pm Second Cit…

Anything can happen when the Santa Ana winds blow, including the musical version of the only holiday movie that skips Christmas entirely — The Holiday! Featuring hits like “I’m Too Hot To Be Dangerous,” “My Wife is Dead,” and the universally relatable “At The Writer’s Guild of America West!” Musical starts at 10:50…

“I’m your number one fan, Paul…” Annie Wilkes traps writer Paul Sheldon in her home in this delightfully creepy musical version of the Steven King horror, featuring songs like “There’s No Dignity in Swear-Words Paul,” “Anything Can Happen In Coco Beach,” and “Yellin’ Lady!”By Philip Labes

Nobody puts Baby in the corner!By Philip Labes

Day-o! The musical take on Tim Burton’s Halloween classic includes hits like “They’re Ghosh!” “A Radio For Me,” and “Give Me A Squeeze of Your Beetlejuice.” Just don’t sing his name three times!By Philip Labes

In space no one can hear you SING!By Philip Labes

Saving the day is a family business! It’s Brad Bird’s animated hit, now with songs like “I’ve Been Watching You,” “A La (Edna) Mode,” and eleven o’clock number “Baby Justice League Likes Men’s Rights.” Let’s go save the city!By Philip Labes

Martin Scorsese’s mob epic gets the musical treatment this week, with such hits as “I’m In…Construction,” “You Gotta Kill ‘Em With A ‘Lil Personality,” and of course “Mafia Moms,” this is a show for the whole “family.”By Philip Labes

Yo Ho Ho! A grown up Peter Pan must rescue his children from the dastardly Jas Hook in the musical version of the delightful Robin Williams/Dustin Hoffman film. Featuring songs like “BTL (Big Time Lawyer)” and “Don’t You Love your Pirate Parents?” and the surprising tender “Love Love You”, this musical will have you saying “Phil Collins was in Hook…

Run Forrest Run! This musical retelling of the Tom Hanks film has hits like “Shrimp’s Good, You Gotta Eat Shrimp”, “I’m Good At Army Stuff”, “Let Me Die, I’m Lieutenant Dan” and the delightful duet “Happy New Year (From Two Random Strangers).” Your ears and this episode go together like Baked Potato and Sour Cream!…

Miles Morales has to become SpiderMan to save the multiverse! This hip-hop heavy musical SWINGS with songs like “Not Yet A (Spider)Man”, “Metal In My Back feat. Dr. Octopus” as well as villain ballad “Strike! There Goes The Kingpin.” Brought to you by Koca-Soda.By Philip Labes

Kay & Jay work for the best-kept secret in the universe– and they gotta sing about it! With SO MANY amazing songs like “Give Me Some Sugar, Sugar”, “Creepy Creepy Men (In Black)”, and the surprising “Quahog Dogs”, this marks the second consecutive episode with Family Guy based songs! Also not to be missed– Zeke, Greg, and Philip stop improvising an…

Billy McFarland and Ja Rule can’t be stopped! A terribly dark look into our own sinister desires for wealth, fame, and power, featuring songs like “Aw Fuck (Jerry)” and “Dick for Water.” You’ll never look at a bottle of Evian the same way again.By Philip Labes

What is the Matrix? Philip, Ashley and Chris try to find out! Featuring sci-fi tunes like “Hacking In Da Club” and “One Pill, Two Pill, Red Bill, Blue Pill” and WHO could forget “Joe Pantoliano Wants to Be A Cabaret Singer” you may just learn that The Matrix is all that and a bag of chips!By Philip Labes

Featuring catchy numbers like “Rub My Legs/Give Me An Estate” and “A Dry, Slow, Frictionless Rub”, aristocracy gets saucy in this week’s musical version of Yorgos Lanthimos’s dramedy. Who knew juggling was such a crucial part of power struggles in Victorian England?By Philip Labes

Woody, Buzz, and Bo-Peep get into some extremely NSFW shenanigans. And for some reason, The Devil shows up!? Featuring songs like “Buzz Lightyear: Sex Machine”, “Welcome To Sid’s Evil Workshop” and the immortal classic “I’ve Got A Woody”, you’ll receive a heartwarming reminder of why “You’ve Got A Cuck In Me.” Musical starts at 2:25.…

There’s nothing like a debut! Featuring songs like “Our Love Is A Lie (Just Like That Spiced Ham)” and “They Slept Together, Oh My!” Philip tackles Nora Ephron’s beloved romantic comedy with Tara Copeland and Angela Giarratana. Angela does a duet with HERSELF, and Philip is very confidently wrong about who says “I’ll Have What She’s Having.” Musica…