Best Peanut Guy Podcasts (2025)

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The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants 7:28

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32m ago7:28

7:28

Hayes and AJ, along with a special guest, Hayes’ friend Foster, discuss 2025’s The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants. We discuss what you should never underestimate, what is SpongeBod, and how many Krabby Patties we’d give it.By Sweatpants Studios

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WFYM 351 - Krungl (PREVIEW) 5:54

1d ago5:54

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The Format went on Big Desk and the results were unbelievable and people are even calling the new singer the White Black Eminem. Getting the unalive at KFC is both easier and harder than ever but the mix always ends up brown. And yes, we have bologna sandwiches for Sunday dinner https://www.patreon.com/posts/146319048…

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Don't Make Fun of a God's Mom (The Bacchae) 1:27:56

3d ago1:27:56

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This week Amanda and Victoria discuss the god Dionysus and the play The Bacchae by Euripides.

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WFYM 350 - South Park 1:03:37

7d ago1:03:37

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Leather hackysacks are for Republicans and all GameStop managers poop their pants at the counter because using toilet paper at work is technically theft. Sum Ting Wong is one of the worst pilots to ever work for Ticketmaster. The whole class took some bad molly and the classroom smells like the third pig…

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze 10:50

14d ago10:50

10:50

Hayes and AJ discuss 1991’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze. We talk favorite turtles, our favorite moments, and how many pizzas we’d give it. 🍕🐢By Sweatpants Studios

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WFYM 349 - The Shocker Was The Compromise (PREVIEW) 5:18

15d ago5:18

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Keep an eye out for the 350 bit and the Drippy Louis Bluey Back Bling season of Fortnite. 7/7/7 was the luckiest day ever but no one invented scratch tickets or getting a UTI from the Reverse Shocker yet so it was basically useless for all intents and purposes. Then 7/7/77 happened and we were all too young for that one so what gives https://www.pa…

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WFYM 348 - Spaghetti Car Crash 1:03:39

22d ago1:03:39

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We are working on a Dave Matthews biopic called Crash about the time they crashed their tour bus and the spaghetti they were eating hit the ceiling and ruined the upholstery and also it knocked the cap off the sewage tank and it spilled on a boat and when they tried to have it fixed the mechanic just used it to do Uber and then unalived in the driv…

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WFYM 337 - All Douged Up (UNLOCKED) 1:01:47

24d ago1:01:47

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Sorry for the thin gruel this month Season 4 of Doug was weird because they did the Martin Lawrence arc and half of it was about Didi getting bred and his name was Caillou but they made him look like Eddie Murphy in a fat suit. Jay-Z clearly never saw Squid Game or Get Out in 2010 or he would have mentioned Young Hee…

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WFYM 347 - Dean Peanut (PREVIEW) 5:17

28d ago5:17

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Make sure your hollowed out turkeys are hung by the fireplace so you can get presents from William Bradford or Massasoit or whoever does that holiday. Planters Academy will be opening soon for those of us who want to continue the tradition of our beautiful offspring being able to enjoy Nutter Butters and Reese's Pieces at school and yes we know how…

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid 12:20

29d ago12:20

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Hayes and AJ discuss 2010’s Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Who’s Fregley, is Chloë Grace Moretz’s character a ghost, and how many diaries we would give it.By Sweatpants Studios

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WFYM 346 - The Sand Wich Project 1:01:02

1M ago1:01:02

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Basically it would be a found footage gonzo horror movie where a guy overdoses in an abandoned Burger King for a YouTube video and then Solsbury Hill starts playing and he comes back to life and nuts hands free. Jack Black would do a great job in the Chris Benoit biopic and the doctor said I can make dirty rice clean. "A clean behind is a terrible …

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WFYM 345 - Crumb Crush (PREVIEW) 5:34

1M ago5:34

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What comes after 345? China loans us pandas and we give them celebrities as collateral. They found Amara and it was the friends we made along the way. The ants had a crumb crush on the way to Matthew Perry in the hot tub and then the crumbs attracted moon bears which are level 2 or 3 bears and then He Touched Me and it felt incredible. https://www.…

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Big 7:12

1M ago7:12

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Hayes and AJ discuss 1988’s BIG. What’s creepy, who should work at toy companies, and how many piano keys we would give it.By Sweatpants Studios

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WFYM 344 - Muhmario Day 1:04:19

2M ago1:04:19

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Everything will be back once and for all once Stephen Miller is seen driving a low rider and next Halloween will be incredible. The electric shock game they make for kids becomes a completely anhedonic experience once you have tasted the unbeatable thrill of motocross. Rule34dle is too hard if you are not one of the people who dates cartoons 🎼Live …

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WFYM 343 - Vienna Sugar (PREVIEW) 5:55

2M ago5:55

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Our sons Shootar and Stabbar that we got from the sperm bank tricked us into eating a candy called Wiener Zucker and saying it was good so we brought them back. Barstool Milking Factory on a Kindle Fire is the new Uncle John's Bathroom Reader. Dr Witnesser is right about Christmas but wrong about Saturday. We need to find Amara and find out what it…

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Hook 14:53

2M ago14:53

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Hayes and AJ discuss 1991’s Hook. You can fly, you can fight, and you can what? Who is our favorite character? And how many Smees would we give it?By Sweatpants Studios

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Keep Your Friends Close, Vampires Closer (The Vampyre by John Polidori) 1:22:26

2M ago1:22:26

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This week Amanda and Victoria discuss the novella The Vampyre by John Polidori (NOT LORD BYRON), and how it helped create the vampire genre we know today.

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WFYM 342 - TenorCon 1:04:43

2M ago1:04:43

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Everyone from a GIF will be live in person at a convention center once we figure out how to rent it. Gore-themed birthday parties go crazy but the ARG is too hard. Dark triad style individuals such as Andrew Milonakis are leaving out poisoned cat poop for the neighborhood dogs to ensure that they never become the Jodie Foster in someone's Taxi Driv…

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WFYM 341 - Aunkh (PREVIEW) 5:49

2M ago5:49

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On this one we teach you about ambassadors and how to gaslight a cop and convince him he has BPD so you can evade a ticket for selling loose handfuls of Reese's Pieces in an alleyway. My aunt is Egyptian and she has a cat for a head and she makes me chop cheese the aunkhy way. At the McDonald's in Times Square they have passenger pigeon nuggets to …

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LEGO Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy - Pieces of the Past 10:05

2M ago10:05

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Hayes and AJ discuss 2025’s LEGO Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy - Pieces of the Past. Who’s our favorite character? What is the final battle like? And how many Solituses would we give it?By Sweatpants Studios

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WFYM 340 - Peanut Lung 1:02:56

2M ago1:02:56

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Where did you go Joe DiMaio? And Katt Stevens, whatever happened to him after he gave up secular music and started performing on BET ComicView? Peanut oil vapes come in handy when you need to ensure your child never develops a peanut allergy that excludes them from dinner at a Norwegian style household. Dog oil works on the same principle. Travis K…

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WFYM 339 - Longdubaidubai (PREVIEW) 6:02

3M ago6:02

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Annie (2014) 7:06

3M ago7:06

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Hayes and AJ discuss 2014’s Annie. Who’s our favorite song? Can we remember Ms. Hannigan’s name? And how many Sandies would we give it?By Sweatpants Studios

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WFYM 338 - D'Iddy 1:01:46

3M ago1:01:46

1:01:46

Baseball stadiums frown upon using the nicest pumpkin you ever felt to catch a baseball even if you have a Trump Card and Pete Hegseth is busy doing Edward Fortyhands on his lunch break. There is a restaurant where they serve poop but the guy never lets you have it. Chihuahuas are small but Great Danes are big. Durango is Spanish for The Range…

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WFYM 337 - All Douged Up (PREVIEW) 5:53

3M ago5:53

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Season 4 of Doug was weird because they did the Martin Lawrence arc and half of it was about Didi getting bred and his name was Caillou but they made him look like Eddie Murphy in a fat suit. Jay-Z clearly never saw Squid Game or Get Out in 2010 or he would have mentioned Young Hee https://www.patreon.com/posts/139589436…

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Another Book That Was Clearly a Cry for Help (Dicey's Song) 1:25:00

3M ago1:25:00

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This week Amanda and Victoria discuss another book that probably should have been a trauma indicator, Dicey's Song by Cynthia Voight...also Anime Horse Girls

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WFYM 336 - Pimpfinger 1:04:22

3M ago1:04:22

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Sir you cannot pass the HOA vibe check until you find the Ziggy Marley station on SiriusXM and to be perfectly honest you should have it in your first bank of presets. Check out ThinkGeek for geeky gifts for the geek in your life like an air freshener shaped like a foot that smells like feet or an air freshener shaped like a poop that smells like p…

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The Peanuts Movie 14:41

3M ago14:41

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Hayes and AJ dive into 2015’s The Peanuts Movie. Who’s our favorite member of the Peanuts gang? What exactly is Charlie Brown missing? And just how many Flying Aces and Red Barons would we give it?By Sweatpants Studios

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WFYM 335 - Love Koosh (PREVIEW) 5:37

3M ago5:37

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The sauce is robust and Celebrity Rehab is a bust. Howard Stern tried to fake us out with Andy Cohen but no one fell for it. The man with a calcified onion penis is in a White Zoo being used as a garden implement. Diddy had unforgivable hustle but he unforgivably misused his powerly and check out Fat March on TV https://www.patreon.com/posts/138831…

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WFYM 334 - Terpina 1:02:40

4M ago1:02:40

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Boll weevils are bigger than ever and they have new skins. Ethel Cain and Lana Del Rey are having fewd together in a car to squash the beef. All edibles are laced with weed and uncontacted tribes use feet to fish because fish don't have any feelings and there are no bugs yet and no Mary who smells like powerbait because ya gotta wash up down there …

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A Minecraft Movie 13:53

4M ago13:53

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Hayes and AJ discuss 2025’s A Minecraft Movie. Is it good to be creative? What was our favorite part? And how many Dennises would we give it?By Sweatpants Studios

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WFYM 333 - Refurbished Food (PREVIEW) 5:49

4M ago5:49

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Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could eat it because he was as fat as Rizzler Sr. who would never Benoit anybody unlike AJ Befumo or Jerry Sandiddy but it made him sick since it was refurbished. If you crashed your car driving to work listening to the Theo Von Rizzler interview because it lowered your IQ to the point that street signs became…

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WFYM 332 - Steve 1:04:41

4M ago1:04:41

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God is gay because his wife left to join a sorority in 1200BC which is why he had to make Steve who has a leaf over his gape. Woke took cigarette lighters out of cars and we have to buy new ones to put in there. Theo Von is gayer than God because he drinks Celsius and sucks on Zyn but Zyn sucks because the points will never get you a waterbed to ch…

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The Bad Guys 9:51

4M ago9:51

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New episode of Kid Cinema!!! Hayes and I discuss 2022’s The Bad Guys. Who Is the Crimson Paw? Who was our favorite character? And how many butt-lamps we give it?By Sweatpants Studios

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WFYM 331 - To Hell You Ride (PREVIEW) 5:59

4M ago5:59

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A new God of War has been born but no one cool is from Naperville. When you ride past Telluride To Hell You Ride because out there they let their kids have gas powered RC cars and pee in the sump pump whenever they want and if they forget to go trick or treating they go around asking their neighbors for makeup candy and offering to shovel their dri…

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WFYM 330 - Bigo Death 1:03:15

4M ago1:03:15

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There are facts about matadors and bulls to learn everywhere for those with the willingness to think of them. Tom runs Akron and Youngstown because Dave Grohl is busy. Wendy's is dishonoring Dave Thomas by renaming their burgers in Vegas. Old chairs have either a fart grater or a spaghetti strainer or a hole for a wormy tendril…

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WFYM 329 - Suicide Syrup (PREVIEW) 5:47

5M ago5:47

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Once they add an option on the soda fountain for a suicide you guys better not cause infinite recursion by making a suicide that includes the suicide syrup or this could get out of hand very quickly. Pickup trucks and garbage men should switch names. Never mix Ripits with whippits or you could end up MIA https://www.patreon.com/posts/135832344…

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Smurfs 12:21

5M ago12:21

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Hayes and AJ discuss 2025’s Smurfs. Who voices Ron? Who was our favorite Smurf? And how many Smurfs we would give it?By Sweatpants Studios

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WFYM 328 - Menthol Communion 1:05:43

5M ago1:05:43

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If you walk up there with gum or a Zyn you can add a minty spin to a Catholic classic and if you suck you can pop in a Bit O' Honey from the liquor store to ruin it. Actors have to retire next to an alligator and a lion so they never want to stop working. Kittie is the Pussycat Dolls of Canada and metal but if you remember them you weren't a real f…

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WFYM 327 - Universal Rattler (PREVIEW) 5:39

5M ago5:39

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Wrong – it's not Tallahassee, Florida. It's the home of Dealer's Choice frontman Roger Clinton. Trump is jealous of Bill Clinton's annoying brother which is why he hired Jeffrey Epstein to be his annoying brother. Grok wants people to hit on women with a Jar Jar Binks impression and Mike TTV is angry with us. I think there might have been hydrogen …

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Episode 124: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Italy (The Aeneid) 1:53:52

5M ago1:53:52

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This week Amanda and Victoria discuss the epic poem by Virgil (or Vergil), The Aeneid. Also, our weird obsession with bunt cakes.

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Superman 19:25

5M ago19:25

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Hayes and AJ discuss 2025’s Superman. What’s the mini kaiju like? What makes Superman good? And how many Baby Joeys would we give it?By Sweatpants Studios

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WFYM 326 - L Kent 1:04:21

5M ago1:04:21

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I shatto my dick and my dick trickle. Jack-o-Lanterns are so scary that even baked into a pie you can taste their devilish smile. WasabiCon is dead but Bigo lives. God is a man with a flared base not unlike Richard Head the Shakespeare of innuendo who used to hang out with L Kent the Romano-British rapper who sells AQVAMINERALIS. Use promo code HON…

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WFYM 277 - Dog Sabra (UNLOCKED) 1:03:56

5M ago1:03:56

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Here is an unlocked premium ep because the next public ep will be a day or two late because we are all so BUSY Hey man can I use your bathroom all day? In perpetuity? Including but not limited to after you die and transferable with the deed to the house? No? Well I'm not allowed to at my other friend's house anymore because he hates Israel and my d…

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WFYM 325 - Modelo Effect (PREVIEW) 5:30

5M ago5:30

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Gavin Rossdale if you are listening you were the ultimate Babadook and Blake Shelton could never do what you do. Cops are 1312ing themselves with BBLs. The Night Before is not The Night Of. RFK Jr is putting beef tallow back in Coca-Cola but all soda is clear now. Nike Nintendo Disney is the newest cool cover band you can hire for your Xennial birt…

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Spaceballs 19:30

6M ago19:30

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Hayes and AJ discuss 1987’s Spaceballs. What is a Mawg? What movie is it parodying? And how many Lonestars would we give it?By Sweatpants Studios

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WFYM 324 - Hotel Colorado 1:04:43

6M ago1:04:43

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I promise you there was nothing gross on this one. Please bring a 100 pack of freeze pops to your job and put them all in the freezer individually marked with your name. If your job is surgeon you can just put it on the rider and the promoters send someone out to grab you freeze pops or sour candy or electrical candy or whatever you want. Do not br…

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WFYM 323 - Cloudslop (PREVIEW) 6:34

6M ago6:34

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Hollywood is the only place you can go where your neighbor is the Hollywood sign and your other neighbor is either a Hollywood celebrity or a parking lot. Bob Barker used to run that town with an iron fist and a wishbone but now everyone is too busy watching IRLslop and natureslop and cloudslop to even visit his star on the Walk of Fame. Bucketcher…

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WFYM 322 - Pictures at the Pinky Hole 1:02:54

6M ago1:02:54

1:02:54

M-word wrestling is a waste of time which sucks because Peter Dinklage took all the other jobs and selling contraband out of a trenchcoat is difficult because of lack of inventory space. Watch out for the Sheboygan Toilet Clogger and the Chicago Cement Petty Vandal With His Thing That Looks Like A Pinky 🎼Cap'n Jazz - Little League…

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How To Train Your Dragon + How To Train Your Dragon (2025) 13:02

6M ago13:02

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Hayes and AJ discuss 2010’s How to Train Your Dragon. Who is our favorite dragon? Do you need to be a dragon slayer? And how many Toothlesses would we give it?By Sweatpants Studios