Best Patrick Monahan Podcasts (2026)

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A MOST TRAUMATIZING YEAR - Maher Highlights 2025 1:18:23

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I ended up exposing myself to a lot of harmful Maher content over the year 2025, here is some of the stuff that has poisoned my brain the most. See you in 2026. Support I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon 00:00: Intro 01:47: Creep Shit 19:56: Failed Humor Attempts 26:51: Baffling Moments 36:52: Embarrassing Moments 48:30: Guest Moments 1:07:02: Petty Bitc…

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#417 The Essence Of Benadryl 1:12:35

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Folks, on this week's all new ep we hear about someone trying to bring their cat in the HOV lane, why garlic mouthwash is the best for bad breath, how StubHub accidentally promoted the metal band 'Lamb of God' as a church Christmas show, why hundreds of Victorian shoes washed up on a beach, and how a relative of the Dodo was spotted in the rainfore…

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PATREON PREVIEW: #372 Here Comes the Net 43:11

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Folks, we're releasing this week's Patreon bonus episode here on the main feed where we talk about an AI vending machine that went horribly wrong, what it might be like to live like a fish in an aquarium, and delve into Rumpelstiltskin again Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠ ©2025 What A Time LLC…

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#416 Butt, Ass, Etc. 1:25:58

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Folks, on this week's all new ep we hear about stressed out rats using cannabis to relax, a woman who was fired for continuously showing up early to work, which english speaking country swears the most, people in China buying venomous snakes after seeing Zootopia 2, and a Grinch that terrorized a school in England BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE:…

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UNLOCKED: White House Dinner Defense Force - Pissy Bill Maher Sulks on "2 Angry Men" 1:06:00

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Due to big time life stuff, I am unlocking this formerly Patreon exclusive episode which is about a piece of media that I think is kind of a foundational thing for I Hate Bill Maher: Bill Maher on "2 Angry Men", defending his dinner at the White House, and his subsequent monologue about it on the following episode of Real Time. He took the reaction…

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I Went Through a Frasier Portal w/Kat Toledo 1:08:09

15d ago1:08:09

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Blazers, a forensic psychologist, and a very special television led Kat Toledo through a Frasier portal. She joins Anita to discuss her journey, does an astrology reading on the Crane Boys, and shares her experience writing a Frasier spec script. Kat also flexes her dream analysis skills and describes joining an Astrology Clown ensemble. Kat Toledo…

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#415 Nowadays!? (w/ Ben Hosley) 1:31:45

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Folks, Ben Hosley from 'Blank Check' joins us on this week's episode we hear about how fruit from a cargo ship washed ashore in the UK, why scientists hoarding research is known as the 'Gollum Effect', a fugitive in Italy who hid in a nativity scene, what items authorities found on a drone headed for a prison, and a street brawl during a Nantucket …

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Real Time s3e16 - Dear God, Thank You For an Easy One feat Stefan Heck 1:17:56

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I know that some of the more perverse listeners of the podcast prefer an episode that's like a rip roarin' 180 minutes long or whatever, but I have to admit that a one hour and fifteen minute episode about a fairly innocuous 60 minute television show was like, really good for me at this particular moment. The real downside is that internet sick-o S…

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#414 Dinner at Noon 1:21:40

25d ago1:21:40

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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a massive snail theft in France, a bear who attacked a chef while he was cooking ramen, how and why a man ate a Faberge egg pendant, why foxes are cutting the brakes on cars in Dublin, and end-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera are not actually end-to-end encrypted BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE: ht…

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Real Time s3e15 - 2025 Bill Maher has Forgotten that 2005 George W Bush Doesn't Care About Black People feat Jono Zalay 1:55:16

22d ago1:55:16

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Comedian Jono Zalay joins the podcast just in time to experience something I was absolutely dreading: the hurricane Katrina episodes. That's right, one of the great tragedies and disasters in American history has arrived. While it's maybe not the best thing for the podcast, it's definitely easier on my brain that at least for now Bill Maher is extr…

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BONUS EPIPIPIPIPISODE PREVIEW - Bill Maher's EPIC Takedown of Hollywood Mean Girls, Cali COVID Crazies, Orwellian Woke Culture (Cheryl Hines on Club Random III) 5:24

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A terrifying vision of a horrible alternate reality. Support I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Real Time s6e26 - Get Out (of That Nasty Jacuzzi) feat Francesca Fiorentini 1:46:43

28d ago1:46:43

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This week on I Hate Bill Maher returning guest Francesca Fiorentini and I watched a very specific episode of Real Time for a very specific reason... I might be overselling how special either of those things are. Watch both and future episodes of Francesca's show, The Bitchuation Room, here Support I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See a…

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#413 Your Cauldron, Your Rules 1:22:40

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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how an ancient soup was unearthed in China, why parmigiano reggiano has been signed by Hollywood talent agency UTA, how Neanderthals and early humans kissed, a new device that allows dogs to control home appliances, and the judge forced to resign for wearing Elvis garb in court BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBU…

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Real Time s23e34 - Jeffrey WHOstein?! feat Caron Clancey 2:33:35

1M ago2:33:35

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In an I Hate Bill Maher first, returning guest Caron Clancey (writer/director/ORGANIZER!!!) watches the latest episode of Real Time LIVE! AS IT AIRED (sort of, I paused it like seventy five times.) Bill Maher is weirdly dismissive of the whole Jeffrey Epstein thing, Scott Galloway believes in individual solutions to societal problems, and Josh Barr…

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TV Sex In the ‘90s w/ Molly Lambert 1:10:11

1M ago1:10:11

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What do Frasier Crane and Jenna Jameson have in common? Molly Lambert joins Anita to discuss her new podcast JennaWorld, the rise of the adult film industry in the ‘90s, Frasier Sleepers, why Martin Crane is sexy, why Frasier Crane is not sexy, why we love Roz, and what ‘90s TV sex has done to our brains. They also explore why call-in radio shows a…

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#412 Stacking Piss 1:18:48

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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about dolphins wearing sea sponges as hats to attract a mate, the carnivorous sea sponge found at the bottom of the ocean, a palm springs man who's identity is being used by romance scammers, how raccoons are showing early signs of domestication, and the man who played Dance Dance Revolution for 144 straight ho…

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Real Time s23e33 - Look, I'm King Trump! Howdy Howdy Howdy! 1:59:48

1M ago1:59:48

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It pleases me to see my enemies in such a diminished state. Support I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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BONUS EBISOBE BREVIEW - For Legal Reasons, Jeff Bridges Has Left the Conversation feat Jon Gabrus (Bill Maher at the Playboy Mansion) 7:58

2M ago7:58

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Jon Gabrus joins the show to talk about two appearances Bill Maher made at the Playboy Mansion. Subscribe to I Hate Bill Maher here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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#411 I Like The Sounds (w/ Ben Katzner) 1:28:06

2M ago1:28:06

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Folks, Ben Katzner joins us on this week's episode where we hear about a dog that was mistaken for a lion in Ireland, why a skull was returned to a church after sixty years, a man who ate at the famed 'Gregg's' eatery 30 times in one day, the world's biggest spider web being found in a sulfur cave, and how a Maine healthcare accidentally mailed 500…

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Real Time s23e32 - Aliens Have Invaded Earth to Get Our Fingers Out of Our Damn Mouths feat Jane Harrison 2:17:00

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Man oh man this guy has completely lost the plot, I swear to GOD dude. Jane Harrison returns to watch the latest episode of Real Time, which I unfortunately felt compelled to talk about because Marjorie Taylor Greene was on it. However, in a truly bizarre twist of fate, she was nowhere near the most unhinged part of the show because we got to hear …

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#410 Meetings Community 1:20:42

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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how a newspaper spoke to a different Bill de Blasio for an interview, the South Korean lawmaker caught drawing a gorilla during a parliamentary meeting, why the Bruce Springsteen movie got his hatred for mustard wrong, how a man's smart vacuum was mapping a secret map of his house, and high school student…

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Real Time s3e14 - Are you Anti-War or Just Being Freaking Emotional feat Jesse Hawken 2:10:02

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Writer and podcaster Jesse Hawken joins me this week to talk about being a decades long Bill Maher hater, and then Bill Maher on this episode of Real Time validates that belief system by doing an all time rude reverential interview with Cindy Sheehan. Plus! a real yelling man heavy panel with V, Dan Savage, and *groans* Mike Huckabee. Listen to Jun…

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#409 Hot Bed 1:13:55

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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a massive chair theft in Spain, a new study on why time seems to be moving faster, a wild bear that made a visit to a California zoo, how the AWS outage caused $2,000 smart beds to overheat, and the new glue that can help fix broken bones faster BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE: https://eliyudin.bandcamp…

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Real Time s3e13 - If the Owning You Did Brought You to This, of What Use was the Own? feat Patrick Monahan 1:49:10

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Comedian and podcaster Patrick Monahan is my guest this week and his first ever full episode of Real Time reminds him of just how casually cruel the 00's were, and we also witness a startlingly lazy and uninspired panel performance from a generationally important comedian. Listen to What a Time to be Alive Support I Hate Bill Maher on Patreon Leave…

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#408 Slim & The Boys 1:24:26

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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about some very valuable baseball cards that were glued to a wooden chest, a man who claimed his positive meth test was from a kiss, how a man found thousands of ancient coins while digging for worms, why some naked mole rats are born to clean toilets, and the new creature that was discovered that is between li…

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Real Time s3e12 - Bill Maher Calls for the Death of a Very Prominent Pop Star feat Emily Faye 1:52:30

2M ago1:52:30

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Yeah yeah yeah, it's late, I don't know, I got a lot goin' on, GET OFF MY BACK!!!! Look man, myself and my friend comedian Emily Faye (returning guest, if you are a Patreon subscriber) watched another episode of this dumb ass show and it was sort of startlingly unremarkable. Gore Vidal was funny for reasons both intentionally and not, Al Franken go…

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What I’d ask my TV Dad w/ Anders Keith 51:26

3M ago51:26

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Watching Frasier versus studying it are two very different things. Actor Anders Keith joins Anita to share how he landed the role of Niles Crane’s son, David in the Frasier revival. He also discusses what Frasier episodes he watched to get into character and what he would ask David Hyde Pierce if he had the chance. I’m Listening on Facebook Anita o…

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#407 Frog v. Toad 1:23:24

3M ago1:23:24

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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about why Canadian airlines are offering free booze on flights, the winner of America's best restroom, an ancient Roman tombstone that was unearthed in New Orleans, a bird that stole a man's ear buds out of his ears, and a loose monkey that was lured with a hot cup of coffee BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE: h…

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UNLOCKED: #ReallyQuiteBad feat Mike Carrozza 2:01:31

3M ago2:01:31

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PATREON EPISODE UNLOCKED: Comedian/Big time comedy fan rejoins the podcast to watch his 2022 HBO special #Adulting. In-between our overall complaints, I highlight some specifically terrible jokes, in addition to one joke I actually liked, and Mike gives Bill Maher notes as if he were his stand-up teacher. EDITED 12/1/2024 Added the intro, which I f…

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#406 Kurger_Bing (w/ Charles Star) 1:14:48

3M ago1:14:48

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Folks, Charles Star joins us on this week's episode where we hear about a teenage NASA intern who discovered a new planet, why the old Burger King mascot was replaced, a new giant stick insect that was discovered, why a 650 year old shoe was found in a vulture's nest, and the new world record for the longest fingernails Follow Charles @ugarles.bsky…

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Real Time s3e11 - Pat O'Brien Can't Get Laid feat Mel Buer 1:37:30

3M ago1:37:30

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Journalist Mel Buer joins the show to bear witness to the glory of America's forever culture war! Mel was not especially familiar with Bill Maher coming into this but brother you better believe she'll be thinking about him for a LONG time after! A panel from Hell, Real Time bottom of the barrel bingo, and the obscenely difficult struggle of trying …

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#405 Regular Style 1:22:37

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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a shark bit wetsuit, a guy who jumped a drawbridge during a police chase, a woman who tried to scam people by selling Graceland, a missing Japanese man who was just out on a walk, and a Canadian town where everyone won the lottery CHECK OUT ELI'S BRAND NEW STAND UP SPECIAL OUT NOW: https://tinyurl.com/2ww…

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Real Time s3e10 - Clap One More Time and I'll kill Myself feat Mattie Lubchansky 1:59:08

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I know, it's late, sorry I'm not perfect!!! The first 45 minutes the audio is kind of janky due to my assuming Streamyard wouldn't just suddenly change up my settings for no reason, but here is a very fun episode with writer and illustrator Mattie Lubchansky. As the result of having an extremely long commute early in her career, Mattie may be in th…