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NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

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For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.
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Chad Zumock is having a rough life. After being rejected by his mother, father, stepfather, women everywhere, his radio career, Los Angeles comedians, New York comedians, Florida comedians, podcasting associates, several co-hosts and guests, and comedy bookers worldwide, he’s having a bit of a FEELING day. Watch as we unpack Chad’s latest meltdown,…
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Aaron Imholte is now a convicted revenge pornographer and has been sentenced to serve 15 days in the county jail. Of course the spin from Aaron began almost immediately, and the dullest amongst us have started getting it wrong. You can count on TLP for accurate information and analysis in a sea of Kikis and Genos getting it all wrong! Join Patrick,…
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Aaron Imholte is headed back to court this morning, and many people are sure to be covering what happens with the pretend radio man as one of his legal battles possibly comes to an end. With new charges dropping on Monday, it’s likely that this isn’t going to go well for our little Mooby. Let’s hear your predictions and see the fallout live! It’s b…
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KarmicX is home and the dopamine from his time with mid witch Felicia Gillespie is making him question his entire life as he tries to get clean for her. Joey C lets his wife perform a wedding in their living room and it gives viewers quite a lot to behold. Lemmi and Granny, pseudo-stars of the Dabbleverse have split up and Granny seems very bitter …
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Keanu C. Thompson is fresh off a weekend of frolicking around with other internet thots and she sits down with her ghoulish mother to complain about it. We have an original film to watch from Alex Holliday that is sure to get your blood pumping! Find out who makes the best potato salad and why anyone would ever want to make chicken soaked in Coca-C…
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The world had gone and gotten itself in a big damn hurry! We’ve got an awesome film to watch from our favorite new director, Alex Holliday. Make your popcorn now! KarmicX is going on the Alex Stein show, which should help to temper his ego as he starts lashing out at Patrick and the clippers. We’ve got the self-proclaimed Queen of Sweet Tea whippin…
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This weekend was the big meetup in the Catskill’s of Chrissie Mayr and all her besties at her content hotel event. What happened and why? Was it worth it? How is this thing a thing? Michael Ray Bower hasn’t always been this way. Or has he? Let’s watch an old video from the time before he lived in his bachelor box and see if we can find some clues. …
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Tony Michael Johns, aka The Ladies’ Man, is in the local new and loving his newfound controversial fame. Let’s catch up with one of the nuttiest criminals the internet has to offer. KarmicX is back home, and the quiet solitude of his trailer is clearly getting to him. The delusion is stronger with this Minnesotan basic that perhaps any other weirdo…
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Chad Zumock is at a crossroads and is really trying to figure out what to do next. He’s moving to a mysterious new location, he’s pretending to have a woman in his life, and he’s DYING to get his pitiful studio unpacked and get back to doing shows. Thank goodness he has good friends to get him through this difficult time. KarmicX is returning to Mi…
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It’s Tiff’s birthday, and she has a hankering for a Metropolitan Detective update. Who would we be as the legion of Onions if we didn’t oblige her request? Karmic has been cast aside by his favorite daddy, Kevin Brennan, and it’s causing him to have quite an emotional reaction in front of his new girlfriend, Felicia Gillespie. We are less than 48 h…
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Another week brings another round of nonsense from some of your favorite dopes on the internet! With Aaron’s HRO hearings approaching quickly, the Onionverse is wondering what, if anything, Aaron can do to try to postpone his reckoning once more. With Johnny Krutches on the ropes with his health, wealth and technical issues, Aaron resorts to bringi…
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Who says there can’t be a Nobody Likes Onions on a Friday? You’re buying in to the media hype! Patrick finally dives in to the love triangle that is Pat Dixon, KarmicX and Felicia Gillispie to try to make sense of whatever is happening between these rapscallions! Who is doomed and who is feeling? Michael Ray Bower is headed towards heart surgery an…
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Did you know internet suckslut Keanu C. Thompson and sidelined sibling Ashley Cummings teamed up to do a show? Don’t worry! Nobody did! Let’s break down the recent collapse of the internet show nobody asked for, and see what happened that led to the collapse of Kiki’s latest attempt at making a best friend. Aaron Imholte seems to be going through a…
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Patrick receives an email from a listener in Minnesota with some interesting insight in to the Steel Toe brand! Aaron Imholte gets caught in simple lie after simple lie following his lady leaving him all alone! Watch as a man devolves right before your very eyes, lashing out at haters and rewriting history in real time! Our Members Only stream has …
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This week has been another topsy-turvy time for Aaron Imholte and his pretend morning radio show. Aside from struggling with the goal and creeping towards the inevitability of a career change for the troubled personality. This week has Aaron has revealed that he is no longer going to his boxing gym – the very gym he has used to threaten and attempt…
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Ashley Cummings is lost and looking for an identity as she rapidly approaches her elderly years. Watch as she navigates the world of online streaming, desperate to make cash while being one of the most sensitive witches in the coven. The post-anniversary show spin is in full effect from Aaron Imholte and his cronies, and it’s doing more damage than…
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The Steel Toe Morning Show and its noodle-armed host Aaron Imholte have had a rough year. After losing his wife, violating a restraining order against his previous wife, committing revenge porn felony against his side chick, violating court orders in that case, and trying to silence his online critics with an abuse of the court system, the lost pre…
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Join Patrick, Moody, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and special guest Blind Mike as they discuss this ANNIVERSARY week for Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch.By Patrick Melton
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Aaron Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show has had quite a year! After being under court orders, violating them, negotiating a suspended jail sentence, and taking out two HRO’s in an attempt to get people to stop making fun of him, what wannabe radio man wouldn’t be tempted to celebrate with a big event by flying in your best friends and paying a …
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Michael Ray Bower pulled his last video down while we were watching it, and now wants to gaslight us about why he made such an emotionally reactive decision! Chad Zumock is performing with Jim Florentine in Florida and gives us a tour of one of his most loyal daddies’ homes after running from a snipe! Patrick got an email from a listener he’s never…
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Mike David from Red Bar Radio seems like he’s mad that he’s been left out of the Dabbleverse drama, but he’s fighting back by throwing a tantrum about superchats while insisting on covering people and things he’s confused about. Stevie Lew has been trying to get people to pay attention to him for years, and his lack of success has him lashing out a…
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Chad Zumock is fresh off a week of larping as a standup comedian in his home state of Florida. Before departing to sell twos of tickets to unsuspecting mirth-seekers, Chad did one of his famous streams pretending he is an entertainer, and then proceeded to go on Misery Loves Company and get roasted for his death pool scam. Karmic was told recently …
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Tuesdays are for trouble, and we’ve got plenty! Metropolitan Detective is back for another action-packed episode! See if you can follow what’s going on in the internet’s most confusing series! Nonsensical cuts! Scenes that don’t move the story along! And so much more! Chad Zumock is back with a new show (again) and is still struggling to find out e…
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This short-lived stream was rudely interrupted by the YouTube gods for reasons unknown, but enjoy the first bit of what was to be a banger episode. We check in on the beloved eagle family in Big Bear and go over the progress Sunny and Gizmo have made as they learn to leave the nest. Pride swells in this feel-good intro to a show that never will be!…
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Patrick is back from Minnesota, and he’s excited to share his findings with the court of public opinion. Today we are going to look at Aaron Imholte’s favorite biker bar, Stoney’s Bar and Grill, and see just what the Steel Toe fans love about this broken-down hovel of a watering hole. We also catch up on the latest Steel Toe Morning Show clips and …
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Patrick has landed in Minnesota and made the trek up to Saint Cloud to visit all of the favorite Steel Toe haunts that he can fit in to his schedule! Don’t you worry – there’s content coming and it’s going to be GREAT! But before Aaron slips in to his shiny suit and makes his way down to the courthouse, Patrick wants to catch up with the latest cop…
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Post-court breakdown show! Join Nick Rekieta and Patrick as they break down what happened in the courtroom. Aaron goes to jail again, the plot thickens, and this case is just heating up! Find out about what happened after court at Stoney’s Bar & Grill with simpleton owner Cheetos, how Aaron had his lawyer lead him in the back of the county building…
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Sad wannabe comedian Chad Zumock has been passed around Los Angeles, New York and now Tampa and can’t find allies to rub together. Is it his criminal past? Is it his unlikeable attitude? Is it his inability to pronounce words? Is it his budget apartment filled with no furniture? Is it his alcoholism? Is it his non-existent sense of humor? Is it his…
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The Dabbleverse must mourn the passing of one of a minor contributor this week as the world has lost the one and only Ski Mask. Most of the players on this sad stage will treat this news with the deference it’s due, but one “Sad Chad” Zumock took to streaming early to mock and attempt to raise money from the demise of what he perceives as an enemy/…
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With all the drama in the dabble world, it’s important to remember that real YouTube beefs exist. Have you heard the story about the YouTuber clowns in Las Vegas that fight over minuscule levels of internet clout? The story of Mannywise and Finny Da Legend is insane and redacted! Felicia Gillespie is jealous of Kevin Brennan’s new female flavor, As…
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Aaron Imhole is not doing well. Watch as he threatens his audience unless they give up the money! Did Chad Zumock fake being demonetized for sympathy? Was it all a work? Is anything real? Uncivil Law is a lawtuber beefing with Nick Rekieta, but he also makes disgusting food and wheezes in his spare time. Hold your appetite and sit back and watch th…
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Ashley Cummings, Whitney Cummings less-talented lost sister, is continuing her desperation tour on Dabbleverse shows to try to get people to like her. She doesn’t understand why everyone is so mean, and she can’t stop crying on every single show she appears on. Speaking of the Dabbleverse, Anthony Cumia has some thoughts on the Dabbleverse, and one…
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Crazy Joe is back in full effect, and he’s getting made fun of by many different detractors from around the internet. He’s had to cancel his call-in show because of the Onions and he wants his enemies to know that they’re going to have to deal with the law if they keep It up! We have an amazing sampling of vegetarian meatballs on the menu for you t…
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Chad Zumock tries to save face in the midst of attacks about him becoming a Supertip user! Watch as he tries to balance his relationship with Kevin Brennan and others with his need for money! The lies and spin are real! Watch the balancing act of managing old fans, trying to welcome new ones, keeping Daddy Kevin happy, and rebranding positivity col…
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Patrick has to eat his words because Chad Zumock has reached out and decided to use Supertip! Is the Mudshark going to be successful in his rebrand? Ashley Cummings is one of the most toxic women in the world, and her appearance on a recent MLC is not helping her look any better! Watch this pathetic woman continue to spiral as she thinks she can co…
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Chad Zumock has decided to use the Supertip system. But he’s not sure. He’s considering all his options. After doing MLC, and having Kevin Brennan and Ashley Cummings offer to help pay his bills, he’s reconsidering reconsidering. He’s also been consulting his legal options with Keanu and several chatters who seems to be very sure of what’s going on…
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It’s the 20th anniversary of NLO shows, and Patrick’s so glad you’re hanging in there with this old dusty program! Ashley Cummings shows her true colors again! She’s getting chewed up and spit out by the Dabbleverse, and her insecurities are on full display for all to see. Chad Zumock has been demonetized on YouTube, and he’s freaking out about it.…
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KarmicX lashes out at the world as he delves back in to drinking on every stream. Pat Dixon is fighting the drama and doesn’t want anything to do with it. But is that the right move? FIGHT, PAT! FIGHT! Mersh is mad at Patrick about a clip. Royce makes a sandwich that he pretends he is going to eat over three days. We watch a filthy man make chicken…
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Aaron Imholte is back from his vacation, and the tales from the beach in sunny Florida are nothing short of remarkable! As predicted, he is commandeering Keanu’s victory and rubbing it in to the haters all while struggling to maintain an audience and earn his goal. Let’s go over the latest from our favorite cope-and-seeth king! KarmicX is on fire, …
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