Best PChris And Matt Podcasts (2025)

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Blue Origin Kiosk 44:57

3d ago44:57

44:57

In which we discuss the all female led Blue Origin flight as well as a group of artist friends that lived inside a mall for four years. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we wo…

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Indigenous Women's Day at McDonald's 42:49

10d ago42:49

42:49

In which we discuss McDonald's campaign for Women's Day in Brazil as well as a YouTuber who attempted to meet the world's most reclusive and dangerous tribe. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the epi…

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Vandelay: An Import/Export Kidnapping Business 42:02

17d ago42:02

42:02

In which we discuss a woman who pranked herself getting kidnapped in Nigeria as well as TJ Stone, a former podcaster turned scammer who stole money from people by creating a fake Seinfeld company. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/…

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Raiders of the Lost Library Book 48:48

24d ago48:48

48:48

In which we discuss the story of the CIA using psychics to find the Ark of the Covenant as well as a woman who discovered a late library book in some old boxes. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the …

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3 Little Pig Farts 43:57

1M ago43:57

43:57

In which we discuss a woman who was actually arrested for sending fart videos to her ex-boyfriends new girlfriend as well as an art exhibit in Denmark that involved starving pigs to death. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Th…

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Everybody Wants to be a Veggie Cat 42:54

1M ago42:54

42:54

In which we discuss the plight of a woman who has just discovered that her husband leads a double life as a cat as well as the incredible and edible sounds of the Vienna's Vegetable Orchestra. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guy…

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Babies at Tiffany's 49:04

2M ago49:04

49:04

In which we talk about a man who agrees to wear a labor pain simulator and has some regrets as well as a man who swallowed his way out of theft at Tiffany's. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the epi…

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Ugly Boyfriends Make Ugly Babies 45:19

2M ago45:19

45:19

In which we discuss a man accusing his wife of cheating on him because their baby is so ugly, as well as the world's most wanted girlfriend and how you can apply to be her boyfriend. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.c…

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Build-a-Ramen 44:52

2M ago44:52

44:52

In which we discuss a Japanese ramen restaurant that takes it's food and it's reviews very seriously as well as a girl's birthday party at a Build-a-Bear that could have gone better. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.c…

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The Four Seasons Finale 54:19

5M ago54:19

54:19

In our season four finale we bring back Stephen Madison and we discuss a few stories that didn't quite make the cut this year. Follow Stephen at: https://www.instagram.com/avant_gardesketches as well at http://cara.app/avant-gardesketches Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguyst…

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Amnesia Bedtime Stories 38:56

5M ago38:56

38:56

In which we discuss the classic love story of boy and girl who meet, fall in love, break up, forget they break up, and get married as well as a roommates creepy attempt to get closer to his roommate. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.c…

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Have Wife Will Travel 44:37

5M ago44:37

44:37

In which we discuss a planned family vacation that at the last minute dis-invited the boyfriend as well as a husband and wife race in Maine based upon a Finnish robber. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjo…

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Bad Break-Up Notes From Hallmark 45:37

6M ago45:37

45:37

In which we discuss a woman who is suing her old work because they didn't give her a goodbye card when she quit as well as a woman who moved from Los Angeles to Texas for her boyfriend and is then promptly dumped with a handwritten note. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystw…

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Dating Tips For Jesus 38:29

6M ago38:29

38:29

In which we discuss a man who left a $3,000 tip and later thought better about it as well as a woman who went on perhaps the shortest date in history. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (o…

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No Cakebacks 49:40

6M ago49:40

49:40

In which we discuss a man who accused a restaurant of eating the rest of the birthday cake that he made as well as a unicorn cake that destroyed the dreams of a 6 year old. @ryannordheimer @trashyqweenz Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitte…

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Dances With Sheep 43:38

7M ago43:38

43:38

In which we discuss a rancher facing jail time for cloning sheep for hunting as well as a rancher in Wyoming who intentionally ran over a wolf with a snowmobile. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the…

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Ex, Lies, and Videotape 46:23

7M ago46:23

46:23

In which we discuss a woman who secretly recorded her boyfriend as he was sleeping for an art project, as well as a bridesmaid that traveled to the groom's homeland in Ireland in order to make a wedding speech. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://ww…

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Love and Marriage...Go Together Like a Hobby Horse and Carriage 46:49

7M ago46:49

46:49

In which we discuss a woman who is so enamored with herself that she got married to herself as well as the sport of hobby horse that is taking Europe by storm. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the e…

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Homework R.I.P. 47:31

7M ago47:31

47:31

In which we discuss a woman who complained and was brought to tears over the amount of homework for her kindergartner as well as the most brutal obituary that became a viral sensation. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things…

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I Found My Thrill On Panty Hill 48:17

8M ago48:17

48:17

In which we discuss a hiking work retreat that went awry as well as a woman who leaves her panties in places for people to find. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would lov…

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Killing Your Wife and Other Unattractive Hobbies 44:39

8M ago44:39

44:39

In which we discuss a plot where a man poisons his wife in order to get with his stepdaughter as well as the most unattractive hobbies a man can have. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (o…

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Applebee's Billboard Dating App 46:26

8M ago46:26

46:26

In which we discuss an unruly customer at Applebee's as well as a man unhappy with dating apps so he bought a billboard to advertise himself as a single man. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the epi…

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Disney Plus-A Bundle of Goldfish 48:07

8M ago48:07

48:07

In which we discuss Disney using their streaming service as a defense against a wrongful death lawsuit as well as a makeshift aquarium in Brooklyn. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or d…

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Grocery Cart Activism 45:10

9M ago45:10

45:10

In which we discuss a woman who pleads er case on TikTok as to why she will not return her grocery cart as well as two Yale researchers whose interview went fine until it was over and was still recorded. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitt…

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I'll Give You My Luggage When You Pry It From My Cold Dead Hands 39:43

9M ago39:43

39:43

In which we talk about a man who had a maybe the worst bad dream ever as well as the crackdown in Japan on electric luggage. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it…

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Hello Kitty Bitch 43:39

9M ago43:39

43:39

In which we discuss the true species that is Hello Kitty as well as Pepper, the world's most foul mouthed parrot. Follow Pepper at www.instagram.com/twospicyparrots #Olean #hellokitty Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.…

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The Dead Dog Parade 46:37

9M ago46:37

46:37

In which we discuss a mother who went viral for admitting how much easier her life will be when her dogs are dead as well as the annual cat tour in Minneapolis. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the …

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The $38 Million Play-Date 47:12

10M ago47:12

47:12

In which we discuss the tale as old as time of a man from Arkansas falling in love with a stripper from Las Vegas as well as a mom who charges other parents for a play-date with her own child. Special guest Stephen Madison Follow Stephen at: https://www.instagram.com/avant_gardesketches as well as: https://cara.app/avant-gardesketches Send us a tex…

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Robot Murder 40:30

10M ago40:30

40:30

In this live episode we discuss an office robot that committed suicide as well as an online gamer that took his game so seriously that he was willing to travel to commit murder. A big thank you to our crew who helped to make this episode a success and a shout out to @randomalleycat for their continued support and engagement. Send us a text Follow T…

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Alex + Coin + Banana = Art 40:49

10M ago40:49

40:49

In which we discuss a man named Alex who is selling fractional shares of himself to investors as well as a museum visitor who ate some art off the wall because he skipped breakfast. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.co…

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Wu Tang Pigeon 43:41

10M ago43:41

43:41

In which we discuss a town in Germany who have found a creative way to get rid of their pigeon problem as well as Martin Shkreli and his legal trouble with a Wu Tang album. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you …

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Joey Chestnut Can Do Anything Now 40:02

11M ago40:02

40:02

In which we talk about the controversy surrounding Major League Eating legend Joey Chestnut as well as D.A.N. the perfect man who may be too good to be real. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the epi…

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A Fishy 911 Emergency 38:33

11M ago38:33

38:33

In which we discuss a woman who got arrested for repeatedly calling 911 and perhaps faking a seizure as well as Alice, the rescued goldfish found on a lawn. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the epis…

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Racist Poop Balloons of North Korea 42:27

11M ago42:27

42:27

In which we discuss the method of warfare used by North Korea to torture South Korea as well as an athletic director who exacts his revenge on his principal by using AI. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enj…

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Top 100 Rat Holes of All Time 46:35

11M ago46:35

46:35

In which we try to discuss Apple's Top 100 albums of all time as well as the infamous rat hole in Chicago. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a …

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Dead Uncle Beauty Pageant 42:48

11M ago42:48

42:48

In which we talk about a lady who tried to use her dead uncle to get a $3400 loan from a bank as well as the first ever AI Beauty Pageant put on by Fanvue. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episo…

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Pizza Prankster Pee Pee 44:05

12M ago44:05

44:05

In which we talk about perhaps the greatest prank of all time involving pizza as well as a 4 year old boy who was fined $50 for peeing at a park. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or did…

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Kobe Bryant's Punch Out 40:50

12M ago40:50

40:50

In which we discuss the lawsuit against Mike Tyson for punching a fellow passenger on a plane as well as a social media influencer who claims to be the Chinese Kobe Bryant. A YouTube live recording. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.co…

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Bad Birthdays 45:55

12M ago45:55

45:55

In which we talk about a grandmother who was scolded for taking her grandchildren to Epcot as well as a mother who wanted to throw a "fiver" birthday party for her 1 year old. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If y…

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Uber Sandwich 42:49

1y ago42:49

42:49

In which we discuss the most clueless Uber rider and the most generous Uber driver as well as a woman who bought the most expensive sandwich at Subway. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (…

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Live From New York...It's Hot Jesus! 42:23

1y ago42:23

42:23

In which we discuss a viral video that claims SNL has never hired a "hot" woman as well as a Filipino villager who has become a local celebrity for his 35th annual crucifixion. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If …

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Only Fans Homework 45:10

1y ago45:10

45:10

In which we discuss a former teacher's OnlyFans account still affecting her career as well as an angry dad who went so far as to involve the police to get his kid out of homework. @twoguystalkingaboutlettuce #twoguystalkingaboutlettuce Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwot…

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Nepo Baby Amputee 43:47

1y ago43:47

43:47

In which we discuss the story of two friends who literally lose their legs to commit fraud as well as an airline nepo baby who can fly anywhere, anytime like a boss. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed…

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Welcome to the Hotel Airbnb 41:08

1y ago41:08

41:08

In which we talk about a a rude guest and a blackmailing host of Airbnb as well as a man who has managed to live in a hotel in Manhattan for the last 5 years for free. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoy…

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Influencer Doppelganger 43:53

1y ago43:53

43:53

In which we talk about an influencer who deserves a free meal from The Lucky Ramen as well as two men that have a LOT in common on a flight to Thailand. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode …

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Willy Wonka and The Tesla Factory 43:11

1y ago43:11

43:11

In which we talk about a Willy Wonka experience that did not quite live up to expectations as well as Tesla ordering a whole bunch of pies. @thegivingpies Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episod…

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Marathon Dating DQ 41:22

1y ago41:22

41:22

In which we discuss the exploits of a man who got caught dating and ghosting multiple women as well as a marathon runner who was disqualified. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't…

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Death By Coffee 42:32

1y ago42:32

42:32

In our first episode of Season 4 we talk about a lady who claims she's not dead as well as the consequences of stealing coffee in Japan. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we w…

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Wedding Maxxers 41:36

1+ y ago41:36

41:36

In which we talk about a bad neighbor and a wedding venue as well as the culture of Lookmaxxing. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Wh…

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Live 100th Episode Special 2:04:05

1+ y ago2:04:05

2:04:05

In which we take a moment (or two hours) to celebrate the 100th episode of Two Guys Two Things with a YouTube live episode complete with phone calls from viewers. Thank you to all who called in and listened. @AJSanfi @PodcastStoryof @Goodpods tough_shit_the_podcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tough-sh-t/id1536366831 Send us a text Follow …

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