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Josh’s cul-de-sac neighbour waves with the enthusiasm of a hostage, a car screams bloody murder over low wiper fluid and Ned debates whether psychopathy is a real word. There’s general business sabotage, new job nerves and a family FaceTime that turns into a roast session. Also, is hair regrowth finally real? Plus Michael returns just in time to be…
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Josh forgets his wallet is missing for a week, Ned shops for Rockin’ Robin’s 90th (and considers a Shania Twain box set) and flags start disappearing from embassy cars when it rains. They rage at Coca-Cola’s AI laziness while fully embracing the power of AI to turn a dog into a gypsy mystic. Ned tries to outgrow his late-guy label as he preps for a…
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Josh flexes his new role as a TV review influencer, while Ned deals with the fallout of a rogue dog tooth to the forehead. There’s a deep dive into how long you can be concussed without knowing and a plan to force Instagram followers into engagement, or exile. Also featuring: cult mechanics, radioactive dog misidentifications and the ultimate teach…
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From artificially cleaning a filthy deck for Instagram to calling out Michael’s ungrateful gaming attitude, this one’s a mess. The boys do a deep, too deep, dive into Baldur’s Gate, accidentally name their fans something algorithmically unwise and test out a chaotic new game called Poker Mouth, complete with screaming headphones and nightclub-level…
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Josh was convinced Ned secretly went into the Big Brother house. The timelines line up and the paranoia spirals. Meanwhile, Ricky Martin hits Canberra and triggers a full-blown debate: guilty pleasures vs. Britpop snobbery and why Josh would pick Livin’ La Vida Loca over Wonderwall any day. We revisit banned childhood TV shows, dream jobs and the c…
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Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry are reportedly dating and somehow, it kind of makes sense? The boys draft their dream celebrity-politician couples, try to decode California’s dog-faced butterfly and talk about losing money on wildly ambitious sports bets. There’s also a wild tangent about Fear Factor, Stranger Things and sending texts without looking…
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Why Grown Men Should Be Allowed to Sparkle
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26:28We want adult-sized light-up shoes, Josh is obsessed with his new cordless mower and Michael accuses Ned of a chocolate cover-up. Plus, a bear breaks into a zoo and the boys lose their minds over bad movie sequel naming. From “Now You See Me” to “Bear Shawshank,” it’s nonsense.By Ned & Josh
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From elevator improv identities to a nostalgic dream house in Tasmania, the boys unpack the strange sadness of modern life and why we desperately need a new dog movie star. Plus: a masterclass in pissing off trivia hosts.By Ned & Josh
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A pronunciation fight over Sade spirals into full-blown chaos, Michael destroys Josh’s stepsons in Crash Team Racing and a drive-thru rant becomes a bold pitch for fast food reform. Plus, the boys react to podcasts being eligible for a Golden Globe and wonder… do kids even care about treehouses anymore?…
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Halloween drama, adult yelling etiquette and Josh’s full-blown nose-pick caught on camera. Also featuring stealthy voice note sabotage, the Dodgers win again and Canberra proves it's too scenic for private moments.By Ned & Josh
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It’s costumes on, judgement high and the return of a fan-favourite game maybe coming soon. Ned’s dressed like a walking skeleton, Josh is a discount Batman and the boys are dragging Michael into Halloween whether he likes it or not. Clowns, Stephen King and a real fear of whales? Happy Halloween.By Ned & Josh
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It's the pod before Halloween and Ned’s ready to TP houses while Josh just wants to supervise like a responsible stepdad. There’s costume confusion, accent-offending small talk and a deep dive into whether $7 parking is worth a $140 fine. A festive mess.By Ned & Josh
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A gala night goes off the rails when Josh accidentally declares his hygiene routine in front of the wrong crowd. Meanwhile, Ned gets philosophical about owning a bowling ball. Plus, roasted at the supermarket and getting philosophical about broken down tow-trucks.By Ned & Josh
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Ever avoided plans with your mates by blaming your bank account? Ned did and then all hell broke loose. There’s passive-aggression, PlayStation purchases and a full-blown Frankenstein feud. An episode fuelled by honesty, rage and light-up gaming accessories.By Ned & Josh
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It’s spooky week, but the scariest thing here is Josh’s Uber Eats history. The boys unpack the new Harry Potter TV show casting, Australianisms that feel fake and the eternal quest for a comfy car seat. There’s merch news, bread roll confessions and tales of misfired travel advice.By Ned & Josh
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End-of-year slideshow fatigue, KFC name drama and major Ned & Josh living arrangement news. Discover why the return of wired headphones is driving Josh mad and hear the slow descent into chaos as things officially get different.By Ned & Josh
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A new health obsession, a poop-tracking app and a surprise cologne phase. Josh gets obsessed with wearable tech, and Ned reveals his WWE-level dog wrestling tactics. There's open-home story involving cereal and 20 strangers. It’s a ride through personal reinvention, property madness and canine grappling.…
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An 11-year friendship tested by memory failure and gift-giving etiquette. A heated battle over whether air conditioning or beds are humanity’s greatest achievement. Plus, unsolicited Wicked trivia, squeaky shoes on trial and a moustache that should’ve stayed dead.By Ned & Josh
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Ned and Josh dive into Halloween madness, debate the invention of ice and take a few shots at Adelaide while hyping up Perth. There’s dad energy, pokie machine confusion, true crime podcast fatigue and Josh nearly gets fooled into mourning Dick Van Dyke.By Ned & Josh
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We return from a well-timed break (yes, Josh is alive) and dive headfirst into everything from racehorse ownership and algorithm manipulation to unexpected bees and grandparent nicknames. Ned pitches Josh a bold new Soprano related fashion era and we unravel the great mystery of why Hamish Blake was at the Murrumbateman Field Days. There’s talk of …
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Ned adopts a goldfish with a wild survival story, Josh gets caught in a workplace phishing scam and the guys uncover the oddly satisfying world of a German reality show where contestants cut things perfectly in half. There’s movie trivia, four-day weekend debates and the official launch of the rank of “General Business.”…
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A very mean squirrel and a long-overdue Simpsons funeral. There’s spooky season excitement, existential timekeeping and a surprising amount of duck chat. Plus, Wiki Who makes a comeback... thanks a lot, Carolyn.By Ned & Josh
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Hijacking the pod for a very important listener, plus a debate about dog anatomy that spirals into existential territory. There’s sticker-based reputational damage, a moment of partner betrayal involving tomato sauce and the musical habit that nearly ended a marriage. Also, mystery CD tracks, wizard game hypocrisy and the lingering pain of feeling …
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Slam Pro Wrestling chaos, banking rage and a cobra-fuelled night terror all feature in this Monday edition. Recounts of being put through a table, nearly missing out on McDonald's thanks to late-night maintenance,= and screaming like a chicken. Plus the Australia Zoo zookeeper theory, Snoop Dogg’s “motorhome scandal” and a possible Hawk Tuah airpor…
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A villain in the ring, a dad in the carpool lane and a fire marshal on the mic... Josh is wearing a lot of hats this week. Plus dog name rankings, Ned’s questionable impressions get dissected and a deep dive into forgotten podcast games including Confession Sandwich and Inventor or Invented. nedandjosh.com…
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A mystery glass in a pub trough sparks a hospitality horror story you’ll never unhear. We unpack baby shower games, nose ring ambition and Emma Watson’s distaste for press tours. There’s vintage footy merch, limos you’re apparently using wrong and a WrestleMania tantrum that still stings. nedandjosh.com…
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A fake name for Harry Styles, a $30 wind-up toy and the eternal fight for who gets to wear black. There’s roadwork chaos, Pedro Pascal gets rebranded and a hot take on age guesses that’s either flattering or offensive. Plus: DiDi vs Uber, Michael skips the gym for an airport run and the clean-shaven return of pre-COVID Ned. nedandjosh.com…
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Josh grapples with iPhone envy, Ned questions his negotiating skills over a $40 ET figurine and together they deep dive into the wild world of celebrity backstage riders—featuring Frank Sinatra’s soup obsession. Plus, an unexpected obsession with Rumun, the AFL’s Tasmanian devil mascot, gets unpacked and Ned questions the wisdom of putting him in c…
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Locked out, hungover and still hitting record. We recount a chaotic midnight return home featuring lost keys, barking golden retrievers and a very creative wake-up call. Ned and Josh go head-to-head in a new round of Lyrical Battleships, featuring confusion over Kelly Clarkson and a valiant but failed attempt to guess. Plus Ned defends wearing a so…
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What do a rogue weasel, mid-air gnocchi and the Hadron Collider have in common? Apparently, the end of the world as we knew it. We dive into the chaos of 2016, question whether we’re living in a broken timeline and unpack the most unhinged plane passenger behaviour yet. Josh ditches Snapchat, Ned unveils a wildly specific iMessage background, a cav…
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Does a trip to Downton Abbey make Josh the youngest person in the cinema, a World Rock Skimming Championship is rocked by scandal and we uncover the true limits of borrowing between mates. Plus: Ned kicks his car, a human washing machine leaves us with hygiene questions and Cosmo is traumatised after being accidentally insulted. nedandjosh.com…
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A bear eats himself into a honey ice cream coma, Josh uncovers a wild iOS 26 conspiracy involving the CIA and Ned considers a 100-year time capsule film that requires full frontal nudity. There's alien talk (E.T., Signs, Marvin the Martian), Friends trivia fails (Shandler? Dross?) and the great LaBuBu vs LaFuFu toy scandal. Plus: Reese’s Pieces nos…
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Demands for a specific KitKat at a servo, Ned reflects on being bitten on the sack by a dog and Ned accidentally invents The Pickle Game. There’s a full breakdown of dad-ified band names, a passionate defence of Samwise Gamgee and a heated debate about whether wizards should walk. Josh finally admits that his fashion North Star turns out to be Andy…
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A guy racks up $16K in cruise debt and jumps overboard and Ned reckons the fake name he used sounds suspiciously like one Josh would make up. Christmas trees are already up in stores. There’s also Hard Rated Solo, the return of Red Bears, Labubu hitting Canberra and Josh "rawdonging" spring without allergy meds. Plus, Ned’s sister plays in a grand …
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Which dogs survived the Titanic? Why did Josh's BBQ cause hunger after the meal? And what sound do you make when you hear the word "Stegosaurus"? It's all nonsense, but it's all here. nedandjosh.comBy Ned & Josh
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A snail named Ned who can’t find love, a burger bun mystery that didn’t need solving and a shoulder bump from a Bunnings grandpa. There’s casual dudes in formal settings, travel vlog obsessions and a full Batman ranking nobody asked for. nedandjosh.comBy Ned & Josh
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Bonus Episode - Bryan Danielson Joins Ned & Josh
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54:17In this special episode of The Ned and Josh Podcast, we’re joined by Bryan Danielson, one of the most respected figures in professional wrestling, who’s in Australia ahead of AEW Grand Slam in Sydney (Feb 14) and AEW House Rules in Brisbane (Feb 15). We talk through some of the biggest moments in his career, including his emotional All In match wit…
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Beret chaos, passive-aggressive parenting and a dog who thinks rocks are a toilet. Zaddy posts run wild and a new Movie World campaign gets desperate. Meanwhile, Ned reflects on fashion, Lenny blocks the front door and Kmart becomes a battleground. nedandjosh.comBy Ned & Josh
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A backyard crime scene, a rogue Officeworks policy and a surprise round of the TikTok game. There’s minor bird suspicion, cinema etiquette fury and a burrito explosion that ruined a perfectly good hoodie. nedandjosh.comBy Ned & Josh
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Spring has sprung, the air con is on, and somehow the Pacific Ocean has a 3.1-star Google rating. Josh accidentally becomes a Spotify salesman, Getting musky without warning and Dolly Parton’s got competition in a new love triangle anthem. There’s talk of cold showers, texts from Yungblud and a wildly unsettling reason not to sit on the toilet too …
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A CEO snatches a hat from a kid, a dog delivers to the back door and Josh’s dad confirms a lifetime of Father’s Day neglect. Bedtime ultimatums, fake golf cart reimbursements and we play Hearing Things. Plus, we unearth the dark origins of common sayings and discover why Cosmo might need a dog colonoscopy. nedandjosh.com…
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Bonus Episode - Neil Fanning (The voice of Scooby-Doo) Joins Ned & Josh
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33:06Ahead of his appearance at GAMMA Canberra this weekend, we catch up with Australian actor, stuntman and voice artist Neil Fanning. He’s the guy behind Scooby-Doo in the live-action movies, and honestly, a huge part of so many of our childhoods. Neil takes us through his wild career, from being one of the first performers at Warner Bros Movie World …
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A heated debate breaks out over whether skiing makes you cooler than surfing, Lyrical Battleships descends into lyrical chaos and one of the boys attempts to bounce their pecs, with deeply upsetting results. Plus, The Rock might be shrinking, Costco memberships are getting complicated, and a new Stephen King movie sounds like a very slow game of Sq…
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The toilet sip scandal, a failed car heist with a snowy twist and the heartbreaking rebrand of The Reject Shop. There’s backyard chicken drama, Willy Wonka legal debates, and a passionate defence of Kmart. nedandjosh.comBy Ned & Josh
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The trivia mic tug-of-war, a cologne compliment that risked it all and Andrew Garfield getting drunk in a Spider-Man suit. There’s Daniel Craig’s very bad martini, Mark Zuckerberg buying half a neighbourhood and why pre-question small talk should be banned forever. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…
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Josh drops an accidental F-bomb, earning the pod its first explicit tag. Ned finds his spirit animal, Josh resembles the new James Bond and the boys revisit the Harry Styles spitting saga. Plus, they rank embarrassing moments, explain why cats are living longer and Christopher Columbus (the director) roasts the Harry Potter reboot. nedandjosh.com H…
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In today’s episode, Ned and Josh cover unrealistic arm expectations in T-shirts, skiing wipeouts at 40km/h, and the bizarre logistics of presidential bathroom security. They also debate vertical burials, dissect a public “I pray this kind of love never finds me” moment, and question just how often Bailey Smith can flog a sauna. nedandjosh.com Hoste…
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement takes centre stage as we unpack whether this is the new royal wedding, ask why Dr Chris Brown is still selling himself as a vet and debate if double yolk eggs should be the new normal. There’s parenting confessions, tech confusion, and a very heated Sega Dreamcast vs PlayStation moment. nedandjosh.com Host…
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Nude cruise rules, Pokémon card addiction, school assembly power plays, and a stye that just won’t quit. Plus: goodbye one-upmanship, weirdness ratings, and adult ski lesson regrets. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.By Ned & Josh
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Glass-bottom pools, $90 baby shoes, and a Snapchat fail for the ages. Ned’s car gets louder when it revs, Josh suspects a listener might be laundering money and Game Boys get the farewell they deserve. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.By Ned & Josh
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