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A villain in the ring, a dad in the carpool lane and a fire marshal on the mic... Josh is wearing a lot of hats this week. Plus dog name rankings, Ned’s questionable impressions get dissected and a deep dive into forgotten podcast games including Confession Sandwich and Inventor or Invented. nedandjosh.com…
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A mystery glass in a pub trough sparks a hospitality horror story you’ll never unhear. We unpack baby shower games, nose ring ambition and Emma Watson’s distaste for press tours. There’s vintage footy merch, limos you’re apparently using wrong and a WrestleMania tantrum that still stings. nedandjosh.com…
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A fake name for Harry Styles, a $30 wind-up toy and the eternal fight for who gets to wear black. There’s roadwork chaos, Pedro Pascal gets rebranded and a hot take on age guesses that’s either flattering or offensive. Plus: DiDi vs Uber, Michael skips the gym for an airport run and the clean-shaven return of pre-COVID Ned. nedandjosh.com…
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Josh grapples with iPhone envy, Ned questions his negotiating skills over a $40 ET figurine and together they deep dive into the wild world of celebrity backstage riders—featuring Frank Sinatra’s soup obsession. Plus, an unexpected obsession with Rumun, the AFL’s Tasmanian devil mascot, gets unpacked and Ned questions the wisdom of putting him in c…
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Locked out, hungover and still hitting record. We recount a chaotic midnight return home featuring lost keys, barking golden retrievers and a very creative wake-up call. Ned and Josh go head-to-head in a new round of Lyrical Battleships, featuring confusion over Kelly Clarkson and a valiant but failed attempt to guess. Plus Ned defends wearing a so…
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What do a rogue weasel, mid-air gnocchi and the Hadron Collider have in common? Apparently, the end of the world as we knew it. We dive into the chaos of 2016, question whether we’re living in a broken timeline and unpack the most unhinged plane passenger behaviour yet. Josh ditches Snapchat, Ned unveils a wildly specific iMessage background, a cav…
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Does a trip to Downton Abbey make Josh the youngest person in the cinema, a World Rock Skimming Championship is rocked by scandal and we uncover the true limits of borrowing between mates. Plus: Ned kicks his car, a human washing machine leaves us with hygiene questions and Cosmo is traumatised after being accidentally insulted. nedandjosh.com…
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A bear eats himself into a honey ice cream coma, Josh uncovers a wild iOS 26 conspiracy involving the CIA and Ned considers a 100-year time capsule film that requires full frontal nudity. There's alien talk (E.T., Signs, Marvin the Martian), Friends trivia fails (Shandler? Dross?) and the great LaBuBu vs LaFuFu toy scandal. Plus: Reese’s Pieces nos…
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Demands for a specific KitKat at a servo, Ned reflects on being bitten on the sack by a dog and Ned accidentally invents The Pickle Game. There’s a full breakdown of dad-ified band names, a passionate defence of Samwise Gamgee and a heated debate about whether wizards should walk. Josh finally admits that his fashion North Star turns out to be Andy…
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A guy racks up $16K in cruise debt and jumps overboard and Ned reckons the fake name he used sounds suspiciously like one Josh would make up. Christmas trees are already up in stores. There’s also Hard Rated Solo, the return of Red Bears, Labubu hitting Canberra and Josh "rawdonging" spring without allergy meds. Plus, Ned’s sister plays in a grand …
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Which dogs survived the Titanic? Why did Josh's BBQ cause hunger after the meal? And what sound do you make when you hear the word "Stegosaurus"? It's all nonsense, but it's all here. nedandjosh.comBy Ned & Josh
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A snail named Ned who can’t find love, a burger bun mystery that didn’t need solving and a shoulder bump from a Bunnings grandpa. There’s casual dudes in formal settings, travel vlog obsessions and a full Batman ranking nobody asked for. nedandjosh.comBy Ned & Josh
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Bonus Episode - Bryan Danielson Joins Ned & Josh
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54:17In this special episode of The Ned and Josh Podcast, we’re joined by Bryan Danielson, one of the most respected figures in professional wrestling, who’s in Australia ahead of AEW Grand Slam in Sydney (Feb 14) and AEW House Rules in Brisbane (Feb 15). We talk through some of the biggest moments in his career, including his emotional All In match wit…
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Beret chaos, passive-aggressive parenting and a dog who thinks rocks are a toilet. Zaddy posts run wild and a new Movie World campaign gets desperate. Meanwhile, Ned reflects on fashion, Lenny blocks the front door and Kmart becomes a battleground. nedandjosh.comBy Ned & Josh
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A backyard crime scene, a rogue Officeworks policy and a surprise round of the TikTok game. There’s minor bird suspicion, cinema etiquette fury and a burrito explosion that ruined a perfectly good hoodie. nedandjosh.comBy Ned & Josh
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Spring has sprung, the air con is on, and somehow the Pacific Ocean has a 3.1-star Google rating. Josh accidentally becomes a Spotify salesman, Getting musky without warning and Dolly Parton’s got competition in a new love triangle anthem. There’s talk of cold showers, texts from Yungblud and a wildly unsettling reason not to sit on the toilet too …
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A CEO snatches a hat from a kid, a dog delivers to the back door and Josh’s dad confirms a lifetime of Father’s Day neglect. Bedtime ultimatums, fake golf cart reimbursements and we play Hearing Things. Plus, we unearth the dark origins of common sayings and discover why Cosmo might need a dog colonoscopy. nedandjosh.com…
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Bonus Episode - Neil Fanning (The voice of Scooby-Doo) Joins Ned & Josh
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33:06Ahead of his appearance at GAMMA Canberra this weekend, we catch up with Australian actor, stuntman and voice artist Neil Fanning. He’s the guy behind Scooby-Doo in the live-action movies, and honestly, a huge part of so many of our childhoods. Neil takes us through his wild career, from being one of the first performers at Warner Bros Movie World …
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A heated debate breaks out over whether skiing makes you cooler than surfing, Lyrical Battleships descends into lyrical chaos and one of the boys attempts to bounce their pecs, with deeply upsetting results. Plus, The Rock might be shrinking, Costco memberships are getting complicated, and a new Stephen King movie sounds like a very slow game of Sq…
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The toilet sip scandal, a failed car heist with a snowy twist and the heartbreaking rebrand of The Reject Shop. There’s backyard chicken drama, Willy Wonka legal debates, and a passionate defence of Kmart. nedandjosh.comBy Ned & Josh
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The trivia mic tug-of-war, a cologne compliment that risked it all and Andrew Garfield getting drunk in a Spider-Man suit. There’s Daniel Craig’s very bad martini, Mark Zuckerberg buying half a neighbourhood and why pre-question small talk should be banned forever. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…
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Josh drops an accidental F-bomb, earning the pod its first explicit tag. Ned finds his spirit animal, Josh resembles the new James Bond and the boys revisit the Harry Styles spitting saga. Plus, they rank embarrassing moments, explain why cats are living longer and Christopher Columbus (the director) roasts the Harry Potter reboot. nedandjosh.com H…
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In today’s episode, Ned and Josh cover unrealistic arm expectations in T-shirts, skiing wipeouts at 40km/h, and the bizarre logistics of presidential bathroom security. They also debate vertical burials, dissect a public “I pray this kind of love never finds me” moment, and question just how often Bailey Smith can flog a sauna. nedandjosh.com Hoste…
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement takes centre stage as we unpack whether this is the new royal wedding, ask why Dr Chris Brown is still selling himself as a vet and debate if double yolk eggs should be the new normal. There’s parenting confessions, tech confusion, and a very heated Sega Dreamcast vs PlayStation moment. nedandjosh.com Host…
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Nude cruise rules, Pokémon card addiction, school assembly power plays, and a stye that just won’t quit. Plus: goodbye one-upmanship, weirdness ratings, and adult ski lesson regrets. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.By Ned & Josh
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Glass-bottom pools, $90 baby shoes, and a Snapchat fail for the ages. Ned’s car gets louder when it revs, Josh suspects a listener might be laundering money and Game Boys get the farewell they deserve. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.By Ned & Josh
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Presidential loopholes, a Book Week power trip and a Mission Impossible stunt that’ll haunt your dreams. There’s styes, submarines, and suspicions that life might just be the Truman Show. Plus, could The Ned and Josh Working Week become Australia’s next big workplace revolution? nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa…
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We Lived Through Party Rock Anthem - The Ned & Josh Podcast
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26:04The tale of a chicken named Pearl who is under attack and a chaotic gift exchange kicks off. Ned plays the worst-sounding board game ever made and someone might’ve gotten a neck tattoo. It’s sweat patches, fireworks, and a sibling crime ring. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…
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Politics of Public Poops - The Ned & Josh Podcast
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22:02Josh tries to enjoy a quiet moment at the dog park but keeps getting ambushed by chatty strangers. Ned rages about CC’s releasing a corn chip that tastes like… a corn chip. There's also public toilet philosophy, paternity leave plans gone rogue, and a strong case for never throwing out your favourite boardies. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See ac…
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A sound game with a dumb name, a productivity summit we weren’t invited to, and a postal worker who deserves to be Prime Minister. There’s nose pimple trauma, fake mouse movement hacks, and some very questionable dictionary additions. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…
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How Looney Is Your Toon? - The Ned & Josh Podcast
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22:35A passive-aggressive TikTok moment, a Skrillex fact that might save your summer, and a wedding you definitely weren’t invited to. There’s mosquito psyops, porky pig revelations, and Scooby Snack snack-sharing etiquette. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.By Ned & Josh
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The Life of a Showboy - The Ned & Josh Podcast
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27:15A gymnastic franchise mystery, a Snoop Dogg double standard, and Taylor Swift's tracklist under the microscope. There’s dad hypocrisy, improvised movie quotes we don’t believe, and a deep dive into the phrase “of course.” Plus: hacking accusations from under-13s and the pain of declined EFTPOS. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy …
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A Hot Lunch and a Lawsuit - The Ned & Josh Podcast
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23:10A naked backyard sunbather takes on Google, an old man divorces his wife for an AI, and Shaggy’s lyrics remain impossible. There’s lawsuits, cheese boards, and a morning tea that almost made us quit our jobs. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.By Ned & Josh
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The Ned & Josh Podcast - Orcas Won’t Take Over
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23:54A petty group chat gripe, a frozen baseball legend, and a truly cursed orange. There’s post-apocalyptic pet theories and a deep dive into the disturbing truth behind Snakes Alive flavour betrayal. Plus, Josh finds the pettiest reason to be annoyed in a relationship and Ned might’ve found the smartest scratchie player of all time. nedandjosh.com Hos…
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The Ned & Josh Podcast - The D-O-Double-G at the MCG
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27:41A brand new studio, a wild halftime show prediction, and a controversial Danish zoo policy. There’s AFL Grand Final chat, Bond movie debate, and the world’s chilliest school initiative. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.By Ned & Josh
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The Ned & Josh Podcast - How Old Is Brain Rot?
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19:09A bald gremlin, a nationwide casting call, and the great brain rot debate. We’re talking Bermuda Triangle scepticism, QR code conspiracy theories, and arguing over which golden retriever could actually pull off being Air Bud. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…
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A ChatGPT-inspired routine is already driving us mad, a junior footy team finally sings the victory song, and a stranger insists Ned has “swimmer’s shoulders.” There’s baffling transplant talk, an argument over which facial hair would suit Josh, and a blow-by-blow takedown of Ned's family’s truly cursed voicemail greetings. nedandjosh.com Hosted on…
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The Ned & Josh Podcast - Nipples Are Chafed
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35:08On this week’s final episode Josh uncovers a devastating truth about the tawny frogmouth owl, Ned pitches chaotic upgrades to the Tour de France (think Mario Kart meets Lycra), and the boys try to top Oscar Wilde’s last words with their own final one-liners. Plus, they debate robotic rabbits and snakes, reminisce about school house colours, and sha…
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The Ned & Josh Podcast - Bonkers for Baklava
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25:59Josh discovers a new food for the first time at 34 and Ned’s not letting it slide. We dive into picky eating, noisy neighbour dramas, and growing up with retro TV like Thunderbirds and Mr. Ed. There’s chat about childhood superhero fantasies, Dragon Ball Z, and kids getting lost in YouTube rabbit holes. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com…
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The Ned & Josh Podcast - Customer Service Snookered
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30:21Today the boys go from moon-landing metaphors to conditioner-induced drama, recalling the very specific moments people kind of insulted them into completely changing their lives. Josh gets completely “snookered” by a car repair shop, Ned debates whether he'd rather lose a billion in Bitcoin or eat one in pizza. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See a…
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The Ned & Josh Podcast - Keys and Wedgies
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24:55On this episode trivia night hits the pod, Josh defends his awkward car key retrieval technique, and Ned unveils his solution. Plus, Michael drops in for opinions, ChatGPT gets too familiar, lyrical battleships ends in a shocking victory, and the boys debate what not to show aliens. Planet Earth backfires, Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes gets us …
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The Ned & Josh Podcast - The Leftovers App
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23:21Ned and Josh brainstorm a home‑cooked meal app, debate who the coolest people in the world are (spoiler: anti‑poachers make the list), share bank mishaps, and Josh reveals the one risky job he’s been given for his new house build. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…
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The Ned & Josh Podcast - Praise The Blue Heeler
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30:21The boys wrap up the week the only way they know how, with yet more merch chat, a few too many tangents, and Michael dropping by for ‘He Said, Who Said’. There’s a rant about Bunnings going way, way too all-in on Bluey, some unexpected Aussie music confessions, and a deep dive into why Space Jam hoodies for kids might actually just be for millennia…
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The Ned & Josh Podcast - Don Diego de la Vega
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24:48Josh is racing through the show because his house is literally being demolished mid‑recording. The guys unpack the government’s talk of banning YouTube for kids under 16, return to Autofill Bingo for some chaotic “beach” guesses, and debate Australia’s Hottest 100 list. Plus, they revisit Josh’s weird meerkat gnome phase while talking about Bunning…
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The Ned & Josh Podcast - Ned on Fear Factor
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25:17Josh rants about handing over a $1,000 hold that “just pickles him,” the boys test trivia knowledge with Bob Sinclar’s Rock This Party, and Pantress Court returns to rule on life’s little hacks, including the “fresh fries” trick. There’s talk of snake‑biting toddlers in India, aliens deciding whether humanity is worth saving, and the never‑ending r…
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The Ned & Josh Podcast - Get Happy with Harry
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30:36Ned and Josh dive into a wildly unpredictable Tuesday episode. From unveiling their ‘platinum range’ merch to debating Harry Styles’ surprising new business venture. They swap stories about subtlety (or lack of it), the brutal honesty of kids, soup‑of‑the‑day mischief, and the chaos of missing weddings for the strangest reasons, including seagull a…
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The Ned & Josh Podcast - Episode 3:16 (Oh Hell Yeah!)
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32:12Ned and Josh mark their 316th episode with a nod to Stone Cold Steve Austin, beers and all. They swap stories about awkward adult friendships, school pickup drama, and Josh unsending a meme for meme gatekeeping reasons. Plus, the boys tackle the two fears we’re all born with, getting tricked online, and a fake Bill Clinton and Tony Blair call Ned t…
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The Ned & Josh Podcast - Presidential Ketchup Considerations
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32:16In this episode, Ned and Josh plan a celebration, beers included. Josh admits he was wrong and embraces his new life as a drive-thru tech convert, while Ned shares an experience that turned him off for good. The boys test each other on topics they secretly loathe, from Lord of the Rings to WWE. Plus, they unpack Obama’s ketchup take, brainstorm evo…
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The Ned & Josh Podcast - A Couple of Aussies Say Goodbye to Ozzy
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29:30In today’s episode, Ned and Josh spiral from haunted houses and energy ratings to foldable iPhones and feline PhDs. Josh has an existential crisis watching Anchorman 2, while Ned debates dressage, dead people’s wishes, and why ghosts don't seem to haunt modern homes. Plus, a round of Lyrical Battleships leads to a showdown. And they remember the wi…
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The Ned & Josh Podcast - Early 00’s Garbage
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28:33Josh tries to break up with his nasal spray addiction, Ned gets spotted in public, and both spiral into a conspiracy about Australia’s booming circus scene. There’s drive-thru drama, tattoo temptation, an unplayable game called “Were They Frank?”, and a shock defence of flu-ridden ostriches by none other than RFK Jr. nedandjosh.com Hosted on Acast.…
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