Best My Partner Has No Taste Podcasts (2025)

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Episode 22 - The Shining 57:05

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7d ago57:05

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In this week’s shamelessly drunken episode, Rich finally forces Carly to watch horror classic, The Shining! Will Carly be able to get past her intense hatred of ‘70s decor? Will a work-play imbalance make Rich a dull boy? And did Kubrick really fake the moon landing?? Find out in the twenty-second axe-wielding episode of MPHNT! Rate and subscribe t…

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Episode 21 - HEAR ME OUT 2: JeruZalem 47:05

17d ago47:05

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After a two-week hiatus, Carly and Rich are back! In this week’s episode, it’s Carly’s turn to defend the indefensible, with 2015’s found-footage horror, JeruZalem. What is it that she loves so much about this hokey junk, in which a gate to hell opens underneath The Holy City? Will Rich be able to get past the most ludicrous oral sex scenes in cine…

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Episode 20 - HEAR ME OUT: Wild Wild West 46:45

1M ago46:45

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We did it — twenty episodes, baby! To celebrate this monumental occasion, Carly and Rich give you the first of two special episodes: HERE ME OUT, in which they attempt to defend the indefensible. In this episode, Rich forces Carly to watch 1999 critical and commercial failure, Wild Wild West. Will Carly see it as the misunderstood masterpiece Rich …

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Episode 19.5 - Stoopid Quiz Episode! 32:06

1M ago32:06

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Carly and Rich didn’t have time to sit down and watch a film this week, so in this episode they decided to challenge each other to a movie quiz. Who will come out victorious? Who will shame themselves? The winner gets head! Play along at home and win nothing.By My Partner Has No Taste

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Episode 19 - Freaky Friday 52:11

2M ago52:11

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What could be freakier than forcing a 35-year-old man to watch Freaky Friday for the first time? Will Rich finally see the light and become a Lohan convert? Will he and Carly swap bodies, leading to hilarious fish-out-of-water hijinks? Who cares, Rich is drunk while typing this episode description and has given up… Find out in the nineteenth freaky…

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Episode 18 - Sunshine 46:40

2M ago46:40

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Summer in the UK has been way too hot this year… So what better time to watch a film about the sun dying!! In this week’s episode, Rich forces Carly to watch underappreciated 2007 sci-fi thriller, Sunshine. Will Carly be able to get over her aversion to our closest star’s cruel rays? Will Rich have a full-blown existential crisis after realising we…

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Episode 17 - Step Up 55:12

2M ago55:12

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Poor Carly and Rich. They ate a massive meal, drank too much wine, then remembered they were meant to record a podcast. So in today’s episode, your bloated, flatulent hosts sit down to watch Step Up (Carly’s choice obviously). Will her lusting after Channing Tatum be the kindling that finally burns their marriage to the ground? Will Rich make it to…

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Episode 16 - The Empire Strikes Back 50:22

2M ago50:22

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Carly almost made it to forty without watching a Star Wars film… Unfortunately for her, Rich wasn’t going to let that happen! In this episode, she is forced to watch Episode V. Will she become a nerd-ass Star Wars convert? Will Rich be able to get over his hatred of the special editions’ ghastly mid-noughties CGI? Find out in the sixteenth rebellio…

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Episode 15 - Jurassic World Rebirth (AKA ‘Tragedy on Dinosaur Island’) 53:15

2M ago53:15

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In this episode Carly and Rich mix things up a bit, by reviewing a film that’s currently in cinemas (and not just so they can claim the cinema tickets back on tax!) Will Carly manage to get the title of the film right? Will Rich learn a thing or two about Jurassic history from his nerd-ass wife? Find out in the fifteenth tax-deductible episode of M…

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Episode 14 - Just My Luck 52:49

3M ago52:49

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Carly pulls out the big guns! In this episode Rich is forced to watch 2006 Lindsay Lohan vehicle, Just My Luck. Will Rich feel like a lucky Lohan, or a cursed Chris Pine? Will Carly finally be able to admit that maybe Lindsay’s films aren’t actually that good…? And what the hell are McFly doing in this film?!! Find out in the fourteenth critically-…

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Episode 13 - Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom 47:50

3M ago47:50

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Grab your whips, tilt your fedoras and strap into your mine cart, because in this episode Rich finally gets Carly to watch one of his favourite childhood movies, 1984’s deeply problematic Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom. Will Carly be able to look past the overt racism and rampant misogyny to see the masterpiece buried underneath? Or will she si…

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Episode 12 - Bullet Train (LISTENER'S CHOICE) 46:32

3M ago46:32

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For the first time on the podcast, Carly and Rich watch a film that neither of them picked! In this week’s episode, they review a film suggested by a listener: 2022’s Bullet Train. Will they love it, or will they be united in seething hatred? Find out in this very special episode of MPHNT/My Partner Has A Great Vagina. If you'd like Carly and Rich …

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Episode 11 - Clueless 46:54

3M ago46:54

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Determined to get revenge on Rich for making her watch Mulholland Drive, Carly retaliates with a strategic strike from the heart of her teenage DVD collection: Clueless. Will Rich survive the pastel outfits, gigantic mobile phones, and Paul Rudd’s ageless face? Will Carly finally convert him to the Church of Cher Horowitz? Find out in the eleventh …

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Episode 10 - Mulholland Drive 50:22

4M ago50:22

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This week, Carly is forced to navigate the baffling dreamscape of David Lynch’s Mulholland Drive, courtesy of Rich and his love of “vibes over clarity.” Will Carly embrace the mystery, or just demand a plot that makes sense? Will Rich finally admit he doesn’t fully understand it? Find out in the tenth identity-crisis-inducing episode of MPHNT!…

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Episode 9 - Avatar 48:09

4M ago48:09

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Carly wants to watch Avatar… which means Rich has to watch Avatar. Will he finally reassess it and see the masterpiece Carly insists it is? Or will he double-down on his opinion that it’s a load of namby-pamby hogwash about smelly blue hippies dancing around a tree? Find out in the ninth unobtainable episode of MPHNT!…

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BONUS EPISODE - Final Destination: Bloodlines 27:06

4M ago27:06

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Say whaaaat?? That’s right, it’s a bonus episode! In this surprise mini-ep, Carly discovers cinema tickets are tax-deductible and promptly drags Rich to see Final Destination 6 (yes, they made another one). Join them for a spoiler-filled horror movie review full of franchise nostalgia, absurd death scenes, and marital bickering. Is the Final Destin…

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Episode 8 - The Substance 47:22

4M ago47:22

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In this week’s episode, Rich gets Carly to watch 2024 female-led body-horror, The Substance. Will Carly finally concede that women are just as bloodthirsty as men? Will Rich’s beady little eyes be opened to the female experience? Find out in the eighth prawn-slurping episode of MPHNT! Directed by Coralie Fargeat Starring Demi Moore, Margaret Qualle…

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Episode 7 - The Sound of Music 44:16

4M ago44:16

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Sick of Rich’s violent gorefests, Carly decides it’s time for something truly wholesome… heartwarming musical classic, The Sound of Music! Will Rich be able to get past his aversion to musicals? Will Carly’s relentless lusting over Captain Von Trapp finally destroy their marriage? Find out in the seventh all-singing, all-dancing episode of MPHNT!…

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Episode 6 - Hellraiser 41:00

5M ago41:00

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To help Carly get over her aversion to gore, Rich makes her sit down and watch ‘80s splatter classic ‘Hellraiser’! Will she gain a newfound appreciation for blood and guts, or will she regret marrying such a sicko? Find out in the sixth kinky episode of MPHNT!By My Partner Has No Taste

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Episode 5 - The Da Vinci Code 47:41

5M ago47:41

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What better way for Carly to get Rich to open up about his Catholic upbringing than by subjecting him to a badly-written thriller about the quest for Mary Magdalene's bones?? Will Rich finally make peace with his past, or will he end up flogging himself with a whip while reciting The Lord’s Prayer? Find out in the fifth penitent episode of MPHNT!…

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Episode 4 - Robocop 46:54

5M ago46:54

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After four years together, Rich finally gets Carly to sit down and watch 1987 sci-fi classic ‘Robocop’. Will she become an obsessive fangirl, or will she think it’s a pile of macho crap made for basement-dwelling virgins? Find out in the fourth law-abiding episode of MPHNT!By My Partner Has No Taste

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Episode 3 - The Holiday 53:33

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It’s the middle of April… What better time to sit down and watch the festive classic ‘The Holiday’? Will Rich’s icy heart melt, or will he think Carly is a pathetic sap for loving it? Find out in the third mushy episode of MPHNT!By My Partner Has No Taste

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Episode 2 - The Lighthouse 46:16

5M ago46:16

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Poor Carly. She just wanted a quiet evening at home, but instead was forced to watch a 2-hour long, black & white nightmare about two smelly men going insane on a windswept rock. Will she regret her marriage, or will her eyes be opened to the possibilities of arthouse cinema? Find out in the second impenetrable episode of MPHNT! Please rate, commen…

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Episode 1 - White Chicks 43:37

6M ago43:37

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Carly finally gets Rich to sit down and watch the 2004 Wayans Brothers’ classic(?) ‘White Chicks’. Will Rich think she’s a dumb-dumb, or will he be born again as a Wayans convert? Find out in the first flatulent episode of MPHNT! Please rate, comment and subscribe to save our marriageBy carlysmallman