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Two Man Dance

Tom Levin & Murf Meyer

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Comedian Murf Meyer and filmmaker Tom Levin have been battling each other in a two-team fantasy football league for the better part of a decade, and now they host a briskly entertaining podcast about it. New episodes of Two Man Dance drop every Thursday morning throughout the NFL season.
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Hey there! I’m Murf Meyer. I’m a comedian, former heroin addict, current alcoholic, and the host of Self-Medicated: Weekly Dose—a podcast about drugs and the people who use them. This program is inspired by the Harm Reduction movement, informed by my personal experience using all sorts of drugs for damn near 30 years, and enlightened by my special guests. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Oh hell yeah, Two Man Nation! It's the unprecedented week 18 showdown for all the marbles! Dreams are dashed, Sam Darnold soils the sheets, Big Sloppy secures the championship ring then Murf smooches it, and Midland City remains the classiest franchise in 2MD history as Tom laughs at the cosmic joke of it all. Hope you enjoyed this season as much a…
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Midland City completes their improbable (inevitable?) climb to the top of the standings, and Big Sloppy holds on to the overall point lead at the finish line of this historic season, so you know what that means... Murf & Tom have a week 18 dance with destiny! Fuck the math, the 2MD replacements draft is live! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 🏈 STANDINGS 🕺 Mi…
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Tom delivers his largest margin of victory this season in a win or go home matchup for Midland City, John Lithgow inspires Murf to fire off a GIF hex from the sky, the blue painter's tape is out and about, and the week 18 whispers become week 18 howls, so stay tuned! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 🏈 STANDINGS 🕺 Midland City (8-8) 🕺 Big Sloppy (8-8) 🏈 TOTAL…
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Tom battles a cold, Midland City is deeply unwell after a pivotal loss pushes the storied franchise to the brink of elimination, and Murf suggests the Men in Black pay Caleb Williams a visit. Also, with the week 18 replacements game on the line, Tom asks Murf the biggest question of the season: "Was your dream just a dream?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ …
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Midland City wins big while catching a whiff of two hundo, Murf serves as Tom's therapist, Tom serves as Murf's emotional support, and the 2MD theme song is (finally) born. Gotta have faith... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 🏈 STANDINGS 🕺 Midland City (7-7) 🕺 Big Sloppy (7-7) 🏈 TOTAL POINTS 🕺 Big Sloppy (2,336) 🕺 Midland City (2,164) 🏈 WAIVER MOVES 🕺 Midlan…
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Midland makes some unforgettable magic atop the broad shoulders of Josh Allen, Murf fears Tom's newfound mystical momentum, and the debut performance of McCaffrey on Ice takes a tragic turn. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 🏈 STANDINGS 🕺 Big Sloppy (7-6) 🕺 Midland City (6-7) 🏈 TOTAL POINTS 🕺 Big Sloppy (2,165) 🕺 Midland City (1,953) 🏈 WAIVER MOVES 🕺 Midland …
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Big Sloppy rides Saquon to the doorstep of 2MD promised land, Midland City orders a very special Uber Eats delivery with Tom declaring it's "hex or go home" time, and Murf struggles with the basic mathematics of it all. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 🏈 STANDINGS 🕺 Big Sloppy (7-5) 🕺 Midland City (5-7) 🏈 TOTAL POINTS 🕺 Big Sloppy (2,014) 🕺 Midland City (1,8…
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Another lopsided win from Big Sloppy pushes the entire Midland City organization into a dark night of the soul, Murf spices the 2MD stew to taste, and Tom reveals that Tobe Hooper & Steven Spielberg's 1982 film Poltergeist does not hold up. Will there be a half-court heave into the waiver pool for McCaffrey? Stay tuned... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 🏈 S…
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A shellacking by Big Sloppy on the field is overshadowed by Murf's ominous dream, Tom continues to swat hexes away from Midland City's locker room with authority, and 2MD takes a moment to mourn the passing of fitness legend Richard Simmons. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 🏈 STANDINGS 🕺 Big Sloppy (5-5) 🕺 Midland City (5-5) 🏈 TOTAL POINTS 🕺 Big Sloppy (1,64…
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This week's matchup turned into an instant 2MD Classic! Midland City gets the W after an outrageous finish on the Sunday Night River, an unhinged scene-chewing Al Pacino stops by the studio, and Murf & Tom contemplate the universal truths of fantasy football. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 🏈 STANDINGS 🕺 Midland City (5-4) 🕺 Big Sloppy (4-5) 🏈 TOTAL POINTS …
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Despite picking up a strong 2MD win on the shoulders of Salty CeeDee, Midland City suffers a brutal IRL loss on a last second Hail Mary. Meanwhile, Big Sloppy stews in his own juices over who to put under center moving forward, and the unhinged trade talks are far from mathematically eliminated. P.S. Happy Halloween! Mwahahaha! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~…
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The dance is live this week (sort of, not really) as Big Sloppy puts up the highest point total of the season, Midland City reads Kirk Cameron for filth, and the boys are joined by a very special surprise guest. Spoiler—it's Tom's truelove, the always delightful Molly Thomas! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 🏈 STANDINGS 🕺 Big Sloppy (4-3) 🕺 Midland City (3-4…
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Midland City snaps Big Sloppy's winning streak to even the overall standings and bring the point totals as snug as can be, Murf and Tom praise the work of Australian actor Yahoo Serious, and the McUber Eats Boys force everyone to question the reality we're currently living in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 🏈 STANDINGS 🕺 Midland City (3-3) 🕺 Big Sloppy (3-…
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As an unprecedented season of the 2MD dances on, Midland City (aka Daddy Waiverbucks) licks his chops on the wire, Big Sloppy pulls ahead 3-2 in the standings while taking the lead in overall points, and every single player in the NFL goes on IR. Week 18? Shhh... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 🏈 STANDINGS 🕺 Big Sloppy (3-2) 🕺 Midland City (2-3) 🏈 TOTAL POI…
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Big Sloppy wins an absolute barn burner on the Monday Night River to pull even with Midland City in the standings, and the point totals for the season remain super tight. Which might explain why both organizations went wild on the waiver wire this week. Ain't it funny how the night moves? Alrighty then, let the week 18 whispers begin! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~…
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McCaffrey is off to Germany for Oktoberfest, Murf gets a much needed win, and Tom shares some wild alternate castings from behind-the-scenes in Tinseltown. Midland City is now only a game up on Big Sloppy, and the point total is damn near even. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 🏈 STANDINGS 🕺 Midland City (2-1) 🕺 Big Sloppy (1-2) 🏈 TOTAL POINTS 🕺 Midland City …
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A brutal MNF loss for Murf's Eagles mirrored his own 2MD nail-biting defeat. Saquon fell less than one yard short of giving Murf the victory, as the entire Big Sloppy organization is still reeling from what can only be described as "McCaffgate." Tom now has Midland City sitting pretty at 2-0 for the season. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 🏈 STANDINGS 🕺 Midl…
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After some epic pre-draft deliberation on whether to pass on McCaffrey, he is shockingly ruled out minutes before Monday Night Football to put Murf in a hole to start the season. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 🏈 STANDINGS 🕺 Midland City (1-0) 🕺 Big Sloppy (0-1) 🏈 TOTAL POINTS 🕺 Midland City (165) 🕺 Big Sloppy (131) 🏈 WAIVER MOVES 🕺 Midland City (6) 🕺 Big S…
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August 25th, 2024: The 2MD draft is here! Murf and Tom select their teams in the one-of-a-kind Two Man Dance pressure cooker. All mysteries are revealed. Most importantly... will Murf take McCaffrey? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2MD PODCAST LINKS Instagram | @twomandance YouTube | Two Man Dance TikTok | @twomandance Tip Jar | Listener Support Page #2MD…
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Comedian Murf Meyer and filmmaker Tom Levin have been battling each other in a two-team fantasy football league for the better part of a decade, and now they host a podcast about it. New episodes drop every Thursday starting September 5th. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2MD PODCAST LINKS Instagram | @twomandance YouTube | Two Man Dance TikTok | @twomandanc…
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I'm flying solo this week on the program! Join me as I piss into the wind about America's ongoing Adderall shortage. RESOURCE LINK: https://nextdistro.org/testingdrugs Thanks so much for tuning in to the Weekly Dose podcast! Stay dialed in: LISTEN to new eps every Wednesday SUBSCRIBE to the YouTube channel FOLLOW me on Instagram PEEP these harm red…
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This week on the program it's the goddamn GOAT Diana Kolsky! Join us for a preemptive in memoriam, a dated topical discussion, and an answer to the age-old question: "What's heavier, the human soul or 31 grams of heroin?" Support the beautiful folks over at Street Roots! (www.streetroots.org) Thanks so much for tuning in to the Weekly Dose podcast!…
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This week on the program it's comedians and co-hosts of the Stinkers podcast, Caroline Cotter and Maggie Widdoes! Join us for the first ever Weekly Dose multi-guest episode where we drag the DARE program's mascot, explore secret hangover cures, and play the hit game show America's Wildest DEA Patches. Listen to the Stinkers podcast, and follow the …
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This week on the program it's comedian and author John Flynn! Join us as we discuss the (obvious) differences between eating and smoking cannabis, get an anti-drug freebie from Kirk Cameron, and cringe at a very special message from Ally Sheedy. Buy John's hilarious book, Baked! Sex, Drugs, and Alternative Comedy, listen to his podcast Two Old Quee…
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This week on the program I've got comedian/writer Will Miles! Join us as we fondly recall our time smoking weed with Method Man, damn Pat Robertson to hell, and Just Say No™ with the Showtime Lakers. Follow Will @mrwillmiles on Instagram. Thanks so much for tuning in to the Weekly Dose podcast! Stay dialed in: LISTEN to new eps every Wednesday SUBS…
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This week on the program it's comedian, writer, and poet Arti Gollapudi! Join us as we relive some dope Hempfest vibes, properly reschedule the Controlled Substances Act, then co-host the first annual Thrill Can Kill™ awards ceremony. Follow Arti @artiparty on Twitter and Instagram. Thanks so much for tuning in to the Weekly Dose podcast! Stay dial…
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This week on the program it's comedian, writer, four-time Emmy Award winner, and genuinely sweet soul Josh Gondelman! Join us for Y2K on ecstasy, Donald Trump's Xi Jinping, and some much needed elderly pug love. Subscribe to Josh's delightful newsletter That's Marvelous! and follow him on Instagram. Thanks so much for tuning in to the Weekly Dose p…
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This week on the program I defend Measure 110 against some mainstream media mudslinging and copaganda. Thanks so much for tuning in to the Weekly Dose podcast! Stay dialed in: LISTEN to new eps every Wednesday SUBSCRIBE to the YouTube channel FOLLOW me on Instagram PEEP these harm reduction resources CALL the voicemail line - (443) MK-ULTRA ━━━━━━━…
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This week on the program I'm playing Family Feud (War on Drugs edition) with "the most trusted man in America" Walter Cronkite! RECEIPTS: https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/mm5021a2.htm https://www.aei.org/carpe-diem/contrary-to-the-popular-hysteria-research-shows-that-80-90-of-crack-cocaine-and-meth-users-dont-get-addicted/ https://www.stat…
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This week's program is dedicated to the dearly departed (from Fox News) Christian nationalist and DEA mouthpiece Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson! Thanks so much for tuning in to the Weekly Dose podcast! Stay dialed in: LISTEN to new eps every Wednesday SUBSCRIBE to the YouTube channel FOLLOW me on Instagram PEEP these harm reduction resources CALL th…
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This week on the program I got comedian, artist, and beekeeper Emma Arnold! Join us as we romp up and down the 12 steps toward patriarchal recovery, get dragged to hell by the Devil (aka masturbate), and set the record straight on the death of Mama Cass. Follow Emma @emmaarnoldisakeeper on Instagram, listen to her on City Cast Boise, and watch her …
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This week I'm answering questions from listeners! Questions like, "What's your beef with Matthew Perry?" Thanks so much for tuning in to the Weekly Dose podcast! Stay dialed in: LISTEN to new eps every Wednesday SUBSCRIBE to the YouTube channel FOLLOW me on Instagram PEEP these harm reduction resources CALL the voicemail line - (443) MK-ULTRA ━━━━━…
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Today I've got the greatest of all time back on the program... oh yes, it's my lover, writer/comedian Diana Kolsky! Join us for a very special triple-segment episode where we combine The Substance Report, Biden' Time, and Fentanyl Fever to unpack a truly sensational story. CLICK HERE to dive into Diana's leftist comedy zine, Functionally Dead. Than…
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This week on the program I’ve got the wildly talented director/producer Ryan Cunningham! Join us as we mock our home state of Pennsylvania for once again marrying law enforcement and public health, tangle with the local media in Luzerne County, then both head to the beach sporting a sweet new pair of Lithium™ sunglasses. Follow Ryan @ryanecunningha…
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This week on the program it's my old middle-school buddy, Grammy-winning songwriter Matt Rogers! Join us as we play the National Drinking Game (1970 version), trade stories of purchasing alcohol for minors, and marvel at the Bud Light abomination that was Spuds MacKenzie. Thanks so much for tuning in to the Weekly Dose podcast! Stay dialed in: LIST…
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This week on the program I've got comedian, clown, Latin music artist, director and actress Veronica Osorio! Join us as we discuss smoking cigarettes on the silver screen, microdosing vs. macrodosing, and enjoy a Venezuelan anti-drug PSA. Follow Veronica @veronicaosoriov on Twitter and Instagram, listen to her podcast Treks and the City, and join T…
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This week I've got Sesame Street writer Geri Cole on the program! Join us as we drag the CIA, fantasize about Captain Planet's "extra earth," and exchange tales of paralyzed sleep and night demons. Follow Geri @gericole on Instagram. Thanks so much for tuning in to the Weekly Dose podcast! Stay dialed in: LISTEN to new eps every Wednesday SUBSCRIBE…
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