Best Mr Slime Podcasts (2026)

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Answer Us Back: Naughty Elves and Same-names 22:40

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14d ago22:40

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Hello! Here is this month's edition of Answer Us Back, full of your feedback on AMTs old and new - mostly pretty new. On today's menu: Olly Mann himself has a change of heart about Elf On The Shelf since AMT392. Laura found a variety pack of stock, as yearned for by Olly in AMT407 - although is two flavours enough to count as 'variety'? Several peo…

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AMT412: Widow’s Peaks, Mixtapes and Garlic 1:02:15

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AMT412’s questioneers want to know why Innocent smoothies wear little woolly hats, how to increase someone’s spice tolerance, whether someone making you a mixtape is definitely a sign of romantic interest, and what to do about similarly-named strangers using your email address. For more information about this episode, visit answermethispodcast.com/…

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Answer Us Back: Tiaras and Cadavers 23:35

2M ago23:35

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Wake up, babe - a new AMT feature just dropped! Midway through the interminable month between new episodes, we’ll be doing an Answer Us Back episode that’s all bits of feedback you send in about episodes old and new. Today we hear from: Scott, on the lyrics of ‘Sweet Caroline’, first discussed in AMT365 in 2018; Steve in San Diego, with some cool t…

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AMT 411: Sperm Donation, Snake Charming, and Open Top Bus Parades 56:22

2M ago56:22

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AMT411’s questioneers want to know whether snakes really are charmed, if people of Yore really slept sitting up, and what you should do when your mum finds out she’s the child of one of the most prolific sperm donors in history and wants to meet her hundreds of half-siblings. For more information about this episode, visit answermethispodcast.com/ep…

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AMT410: Unwanted Tattoos, Cherry Wine and Sexy Old Men 1:01:24

3M ago1:01:24

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In a piggyback ride, who is the piggy? WHO IS THE PIGGY??? A questioneer simply must know! We also learn about cleaning swimming pools pre-chlorine, fruit wine in song lyrics, TV character crossovers, and telling fibs in a wedding speech. For more information about this episode visit answermethispodcast.com/episode410. Got questions for us to answe…

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AMT409: Nude Furniture, Cheesecake Factory, and Eating Slugs 52:20

4M ago52:20

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Today’s questioneers want to know whether to hide bawdy home decor when kids visit, how one comes to own a cemetery, why cities are full of artist-decorated animals, whether you can eat slugs, what to do with three unwanted sets of boules, and what the most ordered item is from the enormous menu at Cheesecake Factory. For more information about thi…

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AMT408: Tiaras, Private Investigators, and the King’s Mucky Gloves 1:02:14

5M ago1:02:14

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Today’s questioneers want to know, among other things, what private investigators actually do, what happened to Deely Boppers (Deely Bobbers?), how to greet your spouse when you’re attending the same business meeting, how to steer someone to not want to work for you, and how to persuade someone to GTFO of the massage chair at the airport that they’…

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AMT407: Cartoon Anvils, Dating Semi-Celebs, and Lobster Piss 1:05:45

6M ago1:05:45

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Today’s questioneers want to know why a coffee shop will have either good coffee or good chairs but not both, WTF Judi Dench’s voice is doing at Disney World, how to stop their coworkers pushing MLMs onto them, how to get their wife to like their malepolish, and why Phoebe from Friends would say lobsters mate for life when actually lobsters just wa…

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AMT406: Slicing Socks, Polyglot Popes and Stealing Butter 58:32

7M ago58:32

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Why do Danes slice up the bride’s veil and the groom’s socks at a wedding? Is it OK to take pats of butter from a cafe? How/when do Popes learn Italian? And what happens if you drop your phone into the toilet at a festival? (Spoiler: nothing good.) Questioneers want to know all these things and more in AMT406. For more information about this episod…

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AMT405: Trophy kissing, Biscoff, and the meaning of pretzels 1:00:00

8M ago1:00:00

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It's one of those fantasy questions that gets batted around when "Who would you want at your fantasy dinner party?" has been wrung dry: what would you spend the money on if you won the lottery? Except one questioneer has actually done it, and now they need to figure out what to spend the money on in a way that doesn't tip anyone off that they won t…

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AMT404: Sand Heists, the Northern Lights, and Werewolf Menstruation 59:05

9M ago59:05

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In AMT404, listeners want to know where to go to see the northern lights, why Jesus's official birthday and deathday aren't on the same calendar, and who is being weird: them, or their family? We also learn about sand heists, leaving your body to science/Disneyland, and werewolf menstruation. For more information about this episode, visit answermet…

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AMT403: Popcorn, Vertigo and Toby Carvery 1:02:50

10M ago1:02:50

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We've been making this show for a long time. We have had SO many questions about weddings. And yet, in AMT403, we get a whole fresh spin on the Wedding WTFery genre of question. Plus, questioneers ask about understudies' pay, popcorn's popularity, and who has to clear out your shed after you die. For more information about this episode, visit answe…

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AMT402: Tall Ships, Branston Pickle and Bagpipe Lung 1:04:22

11M ago1:04:22

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Can you bloody well believe it? New AMT in your ears in the year 2025?? Well, it's real! In AMT402, listeners ask about roller derby names, baked bean beans, shopping on planes, and the danger of bagpipes. For more information about this episode, visit answermethispodcast.com/episode402. Got question for us to answer? Send them in writing or as a v…

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BIG BIRTHDAY NEWS 8:22

1y ago8:22

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Happy birthday to AMT, turning 18 years old today! Which means our baby is now an adult, and we are celebrating by.... 🎉 BRINGING THE PODCAST BACK! 🎉 We're going to try it out with new monthly episodes on the last Thursday of the month, for the next three months. So the show will return with AMT402 on 30 January 2025, 403 on 27 February, 404 on 27 …

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AMT401: Danielle Steel, kebab awards and detestable birds 1:17:23

3y ago1:17:23

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Welcome back AMT for one special new episode! So much has changed since we retired nearly two years ago, but what remains is our desire to answer your questions. Today, questioneers wonder about what to say about working in a world-famous place, romantic bacon competitions, unromantic but important kebab competitions, Danielle Steel's sleeping habi…

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AMT400: Sky Dining, Swiss Barbie, and Homing Pigeons 1:26:21

4+ y ago1:26:21

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Well this is it, listeners. After 14 years and 8 months and many thousands of questions, AMT400 is the last episode of the show. But we go out on some terrific inquiries, about pigeon navigation, saving Joni Mitchell's childhood home/destroying Shakespeare's final home, the inspiration for Sherlock Holmes, diamond skulls, and eating brunch dangling…

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retro AMT200 1:11:26

4+ y ago1:11:26

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For our very last retro AMT, we returned to a favourite from December 2011: AMT200, where we enlisted our families to answer your questions. And, well, it's a novelty not to be embarrassed just by our own past selves this time. This episode originally appeared at . Episodes 1-200 are available at , where you can also get our six special albums. Twe…

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AMT399: Ginger Beer, Cheetahs' Pet Dogs, and Ball Pits 1:01:45

4+ y ago1:01:45

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In AMT399, we find out about tuning church bells, cheetahs being given pet dogs, Olly getting lost in SeaWorld, how pickled onions inspired soft play, and which ways you might be most likely to be killed by a ball pit. We also have a Big Announcement ahead of episode 400. Find out more about this episode at . For more AMT stuff, head over to answer…

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AMT398: Wedding Rings, Edamame, and Straight To Video Sequels 49:27

4+ y ago49:27

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We're settling a lot of couples' disputes in AMT398. Potato in tacos: Y/N? Did all animation used to be worse, or specifically just in Disney's straight to video sequels? And who's from the biggest village? Find out more about this episode at . For more AMT stuff, head over to answermethisstore.com, where you can get our six special albums, AMT epi…

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AMT397: Meerkats, Albatrosses, and Dog Mayors 56:31

4+ y ago56:31

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In AMT397, questioneers want to know when meerkats got so popular, why you'd wear an albatross around your neck, what you do when your friends think you're a pennypincher, and whether Mary Shelley had sex on her mother's grave. Find out more about this episode at . For more AMT stuff, head over to answermethisstore.com, where you can get our six sp…

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AMT396: The Addams Family, Voodoo Dolls, and Snooping In The Bathroom Cabinet 58:36

5y ago58:36

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In AMT396, questioneers are concerned about crabs eating their babies, The Addams Family, and whether their voodoo doll of their office nemesis worked out a little too well. Find out more about this episode at . For more AMT stuff, head over to , where you can get our six special albums, AMT episodes 1-200, and our Best Of compilations. Send us you…

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AMT395: Bobble Hats, the Hollywood Sign and the Macarena 54:39

5y ago54:39

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Put your arm out, palms up, now touch your biceps, cradle the back of your head, hand on hip, other hand on other hip, pat each buttock and JUMP because in AMT395 we're learning about the Macarena dance! As well as Rita Ora's hats, wearing sports merch for a team you don't support, and winning a car at the airport. Find out more about this episode …

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AMT394: Fabergé Eggs, Catnip for Lions, and the Funny Bone 52:37

5y ago52:37

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In AMT394, listeners are struggling with questions about genies' feet, treadmills in shoe shops, and their own children's mediocrity. Find out more about this episode at . For more AMT stuff, head over to , where you can get our six special albums, AMT episodes 1-200, and our Best Of compilations. Send us your questions for future episodes: email w…

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AMT393: Glow Sticks, Walking the Plank, and the Pringles Sweats 55:13

5y ago55:13

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New year, new questions, about naming ravens at the Tower of London, how glow sticks work, did pirates really walk the plank, and how come prawn cocktail-flavour Pringles bring out one listener in the sweats. Find out more about this episode at . For more AMT stuff, head over to , where you can get our six special albums, AMT episodes 1-200, and ou…

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AMT392: Elf on the Shelf, Glitter, and the Holy Foreskin 56:43

5y ago56:43

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Jingle those bells, it's festive AMT392, with questions about Elf on the Shelf, fancy advent calendars, CONTENT WARNING: the episode may not be suitable for children, as it contains contains information about parental deceit w.r.t. Christmas logistics, plus a thoroughly researched passage about Adult Material depicting Jesus. Find out more about th…

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AMT391: Video Phones, Scrumping Apples, and Going Over Niagara Falls in a Barrel 52:26

5y ago52:26

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Content warning: animal cruelty. In AMT391, we hear about eviscerated rabbits, I'm A Celebrity food-kills, and a zoo in a deadly stunt. But there's some mysterious dog magic to compensate. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to [email protected]. Tweet…

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AMT390: Giant Pumpkins, Playing Dead, and Sweet Fanny Adams 59:22

5+ y ago59:22

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Pop in your prosthetic fangs, spritz yourself with fake blood and turn off all the lights except for that annoying one that flickers - it's the Answer Me This Halloween Special! Featuring SCARY plays, GIANT gourds, MONSTER Mash, and SEXY Martin the Sound Man costumes if such things are possible, you have this month to prove it. Find out more about …

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AMT 389: Banana Pizza, Sewing Machines and Monaco 55:55

5+ y ago55:55

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In AMT389, questioneers need help with being heard through a mask, watermelon rind raining down from upon high, and understanding the financing of bin collection in Monaco. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to [email protected]. Tweet us Facebook Our…

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AMT388: Lolly Stick Jokes, Pizza Cutters, and Wombat Scat 51:17

5+ y ago51:17

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In AMT388, questioneers wonder about pizza cutters, lolly stick jokes, cubed poo, lawns, and the house in the middle of the M62 motorway. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to [email protected]. Tweet us Facebook Our new album Home Entertainment is av…

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AMT387: Bear Nipples, Easy-Bake Ovens and Salmon Vending Machines 48:35

5+ y ago48:35

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In AMT387 questioneers want to know how pregnancy tests work, how many nipples bears have, why there are salmon vending machines in Singapore, and how to deal with old friends who don't know you have amnesia. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to answermethispodcast@g…

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AMT386: Dirty Doormats, Sitcom Sets, and Handheld Indulgence Ice Cream 56:05

5+ y ago56:05

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Beloved listeners: as we've said in the past, AMT doesn't tend to discuss current events, as we know a lot of you turn to the show to give yourselves a brief break from dealing with reality. We hope you're holding up and finding ways to be productive. Meanwhile, here's AMT386, a hearty plateful of low-stress chat about topics including wedding snub…

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AMT385: Cold Toast, Intimate Bleaching and Rickrolling 56:04

5+ y ago56:04

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AMT385's questioneers are curious about the financial side of rickrolling, Hollywood teeth, novelty lamps and bleached bumholes. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to [email protected]. Tweet us Facebook Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our specia…

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AMT384: Leopard Print, Badger Repellent, and a Fortress of Toasters 56:20

6y ago56:20

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Welcome! We hope you're doing OK. We're keeping AMT a pandemic-free pod, so if you're looking for content to take your mind off things for a bit, AMT384 can provide, with questioneers wondering why leopard print is considered sexy, how ghostwriters get paid, and what to do with their father's huge collection of old buildings and toasters. Find out …

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AMT383: Missing Cats, Portraits' Eyes, and Jeremy Bentham's Corpse 52:02

6y ago52:02

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AMT383's questioneers need to know what those funny things are called that you stick your face through at the seaside, how many lightbulbs there are in Las Vegas, how to say farewell to a hook-up, and why the corpse of utilitarian philosopher Jeremy Bentham is still keeping busy at university. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions…

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AMT382: Ice Skating Music, Monks' Hairdos, and Life Coaching 51:00

6y ago51:00

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In AMT382, we hear from questioneers concerned about their friend's expenditure on life coaches, the ethics of placing fake animals on wildlife tours, disposal of an unwanted Book of Mormon, and scattering a grandparent's ashes on someone else's property. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written wor…

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AMT381: Slapstick, Eggy Smell and Your Naked Dad 52:14

6y ago52:14

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In AMT381, questioneers are worrying about lost jewels, stinking out the office, dad doing the gardening in the nude, and what happens to trains in Thomas The Tank Engine when they die. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice recordings to [email protected]. Tweet us…

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AMT380: Candy Canes, Family Pranks and Talking Dogs 1:04:39

6y ago1:04:39

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Well Spotify just named AMT one of the top podcasts of the decade, so let's conclude the 2010s with a bumper episode of festive questions. In AMT380 we learn how the canine actors in the festive film Santa Buddies look like they're talking; how to stop your well-meaning friends interfering with your plan to enjoy Christmas alone; and what artificia…

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AMT379: Fly Spray, Dogs vs Children, and Garlic Breath 56:20

6y ago56:20

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Is it OK to steal someone else's discarded room service jam? Is it OK to let friends take me on an all-expenses-paid holiday? Is it OK that my sister-in-law has given her dog the same name as my child? And is whatever the heck is going on in the video for 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' OK? We deal with all these questions and more in AMT379 - and, fo…

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AMT378: Blue Peter Dogs, Cats in Sacks, and Getting Over A Lipstick Fetishist 49:51

6y ago49:51

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In AMT378, we celebrate the arrival of Olly's new child, and consider listeners' problems with attraction/lack thereof, home security systems, and mathematical nursery rhymes. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to [email protected]. Tweet us Facebook Subsc…

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AMT377: Bull and Bear, Quality Street and Biblical Jokes 48:52

6+ y ago48:52

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In AMT377, we go looking for jokes in the Bible. It's...a mixed bag. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to [email protected]. Tweet us Facebook Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Hear AMT episodes 1-200, all five of our special albums, and our Best Of compilation…

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Oakland raiders 35:07

6+ y ago35:07

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Estimated wins and alot more to talk about

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AMT376: Morse Code, European Monkeys, and Peanuts 47:30

6+ y ago47:30

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Peanuts! Why do pubs have them? Monkeys! Why does Gibraltar have them and the rest of of Europe doesn't? Pickled eggs! Why does anyone eat them? We can't answer that third question, but tackle the others and more in AMT376. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethi…

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AMT375: Scratchcards, Pincushions, and Sherlock Holmes on coke 53:28

6+ y ago53:28

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In AMT375, mysteries abound: is there a murder plot in Jane Austen's Emma? Why don't newsagents get rich off scratchcards? Can you really make eggs benedict in a microwave? And how the blazes do you get a sieve clean??? Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispod…

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AMT374: Jellyfish, Green Screens and Sea Monkey Soup 56:52

6+ y ago56:52

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Greetings, listeners! If you've ever wondered how jellyfish eat, shit and bonk, we've taken the hit to our search histories to illuminate you in AMT374. Plus: post-chemo hair; green screens; microwave mug cakes; and Ryvita. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethi…

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AMT373: Dr Martens, the Queen's Private Cinema, and Helen's Sentient Bed 51:15

6+ y ago51:15

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Things that have got the listeners perplexed this month: what do you do when you and your partner have the same name? Why doesn't the evil queen in Narnia drive a snazzier form of transport than a sled? And how does the Queen go to the cinema? Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice …

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AMT372: Cummerbunds, Mummified Monarchs, and Mr Motivator 47:32

7y ago47:32

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Whatever happened to aerobics on morning telly, the corpse of Henry VIII, and cummerbunds? We crack these mysteries and more in AMT372. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to [email protected]. Tweet us Facebook Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Hear AMT episodes…

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AMT371: Gladiator Shortages, 'Go West', and Cats for Students 51:22

7y ago51:22

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In AMT371 we hear about letting a cat out of the bag and getting a peacock INTO the bag. Both sound very painful. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to [email protected]. Tweet us http://twitter.com/helenandolly Facebook http://facebook.com/answermethis Su…

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AMT370: Peacocks, Hamsters, and National Bagel Day 58:43

7y ago58:43

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This month's questioneers want to know what bullet journals are for, where hamsters come from, when the legal drinking age was invented, and what to do with a large painting by their friend which they hate. Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email written words or voice memos to answermethispodcast@googlema…

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AMT369: New Year's resolutions, gilets, and McDonald's mayonnaise 49:05

7y ago49:05

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To see in the new year, AMT369 contemplates the orangeness of basketballs, the failure of New Year's resolutions, the lovelorn state of a lottery-winning listener, and why the hell does McDonald's in the UK not sell mayonnaise, are they doing this specifically to infuriate Olly Mann, GIVE HIM MAYONNAISE. Find out more about this episode at . Send u…

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AMT368: St Nicholas's Sidekicks, Joseph and Mary's Marriage, and Slime 54:42

7y ago54:42

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AMT368 is a bulging sack of festive questions, including: were Joseph and Mary married? Why are there Santas in department stores? And should you disinvite your friends from your New Year's Eve celebrations because one of them shagged the other one's girlfriend? Find out more about this episode at . Send us questions for future episodes: email writ…