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Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama

Michael Wright and Dylan Jaymes

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Are YOU the Asshole? Everyone has drama in their lives—we just happen to hate it more than most. Join hosts Mike and Dylan (we both have ADHD—hence the name) as we dive into listener-submitted stories & Reddit AITA posts of workplace catastrophes, relationship disasters, family feuds, and social media meltdowns. We select the juiciest, most ridiculous drama submissions and give them the treatment they deserve: brutal honesty, questionable advice, and jokes that somehow make everything better ...
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Mike and Dylan start this episode at the ungodly hour of 9:30 AM (according to Mike), and things immediately go off the rails. What begins as an innocent Aurora Borealis hunting expedition to the depressing wasteland of Thomasville, NC quickly devolves into conversations about flat earthers, conspiracy theories, and the difference between real shad…
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Sometimes the best episodes are the ones where we just let the chaos happen. No structure, no plan, just Mike and Dylan shooting the sh!t about whatever comes to mind. This week: Dylan reveals his Christian rock band past (yes, really), we debate whether AI is actually destroying society or helping broke podcasters, Mike shares his juggalo high sch…
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Ever try to help your kid with homework only to have them argue you're completely wrong? Mike shares a hilarious (and painfully relatable) story about helping his teenage daughter with 6th-grade math that perfectly captures the sass and attitude of parenting teens. But it goes deeper than just eye rolls—Dylan brings up a parenting podcast that chan…
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Welcome back to Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama! Today we're tackling THREE wild submissions that'll make you question everything. 🚨 TOXIC MOTHER DILEMMA: A listener asks whether to cut off her toxic mom who abandoned her kids, is mean to her family, and dismissed her childhood sexual abuse with "that was forever ago." Mike and Dylan give their brutally…
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On this episode we discuss the homeless man with TWO hunting knives injecting heroin in the alleyway where Dylan's wife and daughter walk regularly. This isn't just about us anymore - it's about keeping our families safe. In this episode, Mike and Dylan discuss the escalating homeless crisis in Lexington North Carolina, the dangers of catch-and-rel…
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Mike just won Best Supporting Actor... except he was the LEAD in the film. In this wild episode, we break down the awkwardness of watching yourself act, the film festival award ceremony, and why Mike's double negative haunts him to this day. Dylan and Mike dive into what makes comedy acting work (spoiler: it's all about reps and not overthinking), …
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What starts as a wild story about witchcraft and hexes takes a dark turn when Mike opens up about uncovering disturbing family secrets. In this raw and unfiltered episode, Mike reads a listener submission whose stepsister literally cursed his ex-girlfriend—but that's just the beginning. This episode gets REAL as Mike discusses painful childhood mem…
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Happy Halloween from Mike and Dylan! 🎃 We're diving deep into what we thought was Rotten Tomatoes' Top 100 Horror Movies list (it ended up being Avalon Free Public Library's top 100 list made by Sean Farrell) and we hold nothing back. From the Saw franchise's confusing plot to M. Night Shyamalan's obsession with twist endings, we're sharing our hon…
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A listener asks if he should join the Army and Mike immediately says "DON'T"... but then spend an hour explaining why war, religion, and politics are all connected in the messiest way possible. This episode goes DEEP. What starts as military advice turns into an unfiltered discussion about global conflicts, why organized religion might be keeping y…
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We're calling it quits... well, sort of. After years of grinding on TikTok, YouTube, and every other platform, Mike and Dylan are officially retiring from content creation—EXCEPT for this podcast. They're breaking down why platforms stopped paying them while still making millions off their content, and sharing the absolute chaos that led to this de…
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*Audio gets bad around 01:24:25 due to the camera running out of battery that our mics feed into... That's Dylan's bad... SORRY!* Mike and Dylan return to address a "constructive" comment from an alpha male listener who took issue with their Tom McDonald/Andrew Tate episode. What starts as a response to internet tough guys spirals into one of their…
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Mike and Dylan tackle one of the most important questions for modern fathers: How do you raise a son who doesn't fall into the Andrew Tate alpha male trap? What starts as parenting advice evolves into a deep dive on why songs like Dax's "To Be a Man" are actually dangerous, why coworker music is ruining rap, and the real story behind Tory Lanez mak…
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Ever wonder why you're still single? Mike and Dylan break down a WILD listener story about trading intimacy for fast food and gas money, then dive deep into what actually works when approaching women. From card shop confessions to party game strategies, they reveal why "being yourself" is harder (and more important) than you think. Plus: Ricky from…
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Ever wonder what happens when your married grandma meets her boyfriend in a mental hospital? Yeah, us neither—until we read THIS story. We've got actual newspaper articles from 1995 detailing how one listener's grandma orchestrated her husband's murder using MULTIPLE prison inmates she was romantically involved with. Plus, Mike goes OFF on the Joe …
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This episode goes WILD. We start with Emily's story about her MAGA QAnon relatives living next door to the local Democratic Party leader - and things escalate FAST when her uncle starts literally listening at windows. Then we dive deep into why Americans can't stop fighting about politics (spoiler: we're all exhausting). But the REAL drama hits whe…
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Two mind-bending stories that'll make you question everything: A man tries mushrooms and suddenly believes he met God, completely shifting from atheist to believer. But should he join a church now? Plus, someone accidentally discovers their brother has been living a lie his entire life - his dad isn't actually his biological father. Then Mike and D…
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The chaos is just beginning. A listener shares how a PlayStation browser mistake earned him the nickname "Gary Pornhub" in front of his friend's fiancé. But that's nothing compared to what comes next... Ricky from Oklahoma drops a BOMBSHELL confession about his brother's ex-wife that will leave you speechless. Then we dive into the most unhinged ne…
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Mike and Dylan discuss the 2018 incident involving Richard Russell, who took an unauthorized flight from Seattle-Tacoma Airport. The hosts read from Wikipedia articles and discuss the events, police response, and broader social commentary. The conversation also covers the 1966 University of Texas tower shooting and various political and social topi…
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Too spicy for a normal description.... SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT: Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts! 💜 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon/Memberships⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ BONUS EPISODES ☕ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Buy Me a Coffee⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Us... both Mike & Dylan) 👕 Get 10% off ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠LaborLama Clothing⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠…
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Mike and Dylan tackle some of their wildest listener submissions yet. From late-night gas station confrontations to suspected drug relapses, this episode has everything. Plus, find out how their podcast accidentally ruined someone's work commute good deed and made someone start biking to avoid the hosts! TIMESTAMPS: 00:00:00 Opening & 48-Hour Film …
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Mike and Dylan dive into their first themed episode featuring the wildest love stories you've ever heard. From a Reddit mob attack over trying to save someone's life, to a woman whose teddy bear necklace contained her deceased child's ashes - this episode has everything. Listen as they break down handcuff disasters requiring bolt cutters, outdoor h…
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Mike and Dylan tackle some heavy relationship questions this week! From decoding mixed signals with a coworker to finding purpose when everything seems perfect, this episode dives into the real stuff that keeps you up at night. TIMESTAMPS: 00:00:00 - Episode intro 00:03:24 - "Decode This Man" - Office romance listener submission 00:09:17 - Shane's …
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Mike and Dylan tackle workplace nose candy drama, petty neighbor disputes, and dive deep into why modern society has killed childhood magic. When a listener discovers their coworker is doing drugs on company time AND making them drive dangerous equipment, the guys don't hold back on what needs to happen. Plus, a neighbor's contradictory dog yard si…
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Mike and Dylan dive deep into a warehouse manager's impossible choice between doubling his salary or keeping precious family time. Plus, the most awkward bedroom stories you've ever heard and why certain movies make grown men cry. TIMESTAMPS: 00:00:00 Opening & YouTube's Cussing Rules 00:03:45 Food Wars: White People & Seasoning Drama 00:12:00 ADVI…
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When your girlfriend's "best friend" used to share her bed and now they have matching long-distance bracelets that buzz when they think about each other... Houston, we have a problem. Mike and Dylan tackle this relationship red flag plus an oil field worker who literally hit his coworker with a wrench for safety violations. This episode gets REAL a…
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Mike and Dylan talk about life, love and....honestly nothing....FOR 2 HOURS WITHOUT THEIR MICs PLUGGED IN. They have to post it. All the ABSOLUTE GOLD and HILARIOUS STORIES can't be lost to time. Tired of dark episodes, Dylan told Mike to "SEND IT, FAT BOY! Just give it a funny name". And Mike will! MADHD is a podcast where ADHD is the guest and th…
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This one starts with a bang — or maybe a badly handled siege. Mike and Dylan open the episode fired up after watching a Ruby Ridge documentary, diving headfirst into how government “oopsies” never seem to end in consequences for them, but will absolutely get you hunted down if you slip up. From the botched standoff to media-fueled fear tactics, the…
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SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT: Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts! 💜 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon/Memberships⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ BONUS EPISODES ☕ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Buy Me a Coffee⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Us... both Mike & Dylan) 🎈 Join the Membership on YouTube 👕 Get 10% off ⁠⁠LaborLama Clothing⁠⁠ with code MADHD Mike opens up about his darkest moments in this r…
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SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT: Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts! 💜 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon/Memberships⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ BONUS EPISODES ☕ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Buy Me a Coffee⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Us... both Mike & Dylan) 🎈 Join the Membership on YouTube 👕 Get 10% off ⁠⁠LaborLama Clothing⁠⁠ with code MADHD Mike and Dylan dive into some absolutely WILD lis…
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SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT: Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts! 💜 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon/Memberships⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ BONUS EPISODES ☕ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Buy Me a Coffee⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Us... both Mike & Dylan) 🎈 Join the Membership on YouTube 👕 Get 10% off ⁠⁠LaborLama Clothing⁠⁠ with code MADHD We argue about Magic the Gathering vs Yu-Gi-Oh fo…
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SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT: Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts! 💜 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon/Memberships⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ BONUS EPISODES ☕ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Buy Me a Coffee⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Us... both Mike & Dylan) 🎈 Join the Membership on YouTube 👕 Get 10% off ⁠⁠LaborLama Clothing⁠⁠ with code MADHD Patreon immediately deactivated our account right…
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SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT: Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts! 💜 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon/Memberships⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ BONUS EPISODES ☕ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Buy Me a Coffee⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Us... both Mike & Dylan) 🎈 Join the Membership on YouTube 👕 Get 10% off ⁠⁠LaborLama Clothing⁠⁠ with code MADHD A father faces an impossible decision: his live-i…
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SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT: Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts! 💜 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon/Memberships⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ BONUS EPISODES ☕ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Buy Me a Coffee⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Us... both Mike & Dylan) 🎈 Join the Membership on YouTube 👕 Get 10% off ⁠⁠LaborLama Clothing⁠⁠ with code MADHD A listener shares how he got his supervisor fired…
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Farmer working 16-hour days for $3/hour asks if he should abandon his family's 1837 homestead. Mike's advice? "Put it all on black." Meanwhile, should you warn your sister's rich boyfriend she's toxic? Plus Mike's smoking journey and Dylan's salvia confessions. This episode hits DIFFERENT. From conspiracy theories about agricultural consolidation t…
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The most unhinged episode yet... Y'all specifically asked for it so deal with it. We dive deep into conspiracies, internet culture, and personal struggles. This episode features raw discussions about AI conspiracies, internet culture wars, personal struggles with addiction, and the boundaries of comedy. Mike shares his journey quitting smoking whil…
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The most explosive episode yet! From hidden STDs to career transformations, Mike and Dylan tackle listener stories that'll leave you speechless. TIMESTAMPS: 00:00:00 - Limp Bizkit Copyright Chaos 00:06:00 - Job Choices: Warehouse vs Dealership 00:13:00 - Wife's 5-Year Herpes Secret (SHOCKING) 00:24:00 - Jimmy Dean's Transgender Date Update 00:33:00…
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4 days nicotine-free and barely functioning, Mike and Dylan still managed to give brutal relationship advice to struggling listeners. From lazy baby daddies to money-hungry in-laws – no topic is off limits. Raw, honest, and definitely not PC.00:00:00 - Smoking Withdrawal Horror Stories TIMESTAMPS: 00:00:00 - Intro 00:09:00 - Storm Survival Without …
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Mike and Dylan dive into the wildest AITA (Am I The Asshole) stories submitted by listeners, covering everything from marriage betrayal to career decisions. This episode tackles the tough questions: When is divorce justified? Is trade school really worth it? And how do you handle toxic friendships? Key Stories Covered: Divorcing after discovering h…
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Two guys who've been through hell share the raw truth about men's mental health that nobody wants to discuss. Mike opens up about his struggle with prescription addiction, financial stress, and the broken refrigerator that taught him everything about perseverance. This isn't your typical self-help BS - it's real talk about depression, suicide stati…
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The most shocking listener update in podcast history. Crystal's friendship drama with Heaven takes a dark turn involving meth, cheating, and revenge that you have to hear to believe. Mike and Dylan provide unfiltered advice on autism and parenting, workplace transitions, and meal prep strategies. This episode tackles tough questions: Can autistic p…
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Mike and Dylan tackle listener problems with brutally honest advice from two admittedly unqualified but hilarious hosts. Tired of perfect life coaches? Get real talk about family drama, workplace disasters, fake personas, and the struggles of pretending to be someone you're not. This episode covers a 17-year-old's family conflict over trade school …
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Mike and Dylan dive deep into mental health struggles, family trauma, and how to survive when life gets dark. In this raw, unfiltered episode, they discuss: Mike's battle with bipolar disorder, agoraphobia, and depression How to handle pedophiles in the family (real advice, real stories) Why cutting off toxic family members might save your life The…
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Two friends tackle dating jealousy, impossible teenagers, and the reality of parenting neurodivergent kids. This episode delivers unfiltered advice on relationships that feel one-sided, teens who refuse basic hygiene, and practical strategies for raising autistic children. TIMESTAMPS: 00:09:15 College girlfriend jealousy - when she talks to other g…
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Two friends tackle life's messiest problems with zero filter and maximum laughs. This episode dives deep into biological father drama, alcoholic friend interventions, and starting your own business when you're stuck in corporate hell. Real advice for real problems: Should you reach out to a biological father who wanted nothing to do with you? How d…
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Ever wondered why dating feels impossible and parenting advice sounds fake? Mike and Dylan deliver brutally honest life advice that actually works. This episode tackles the real struggles guys face: dating with autism, surviving embarrassing first dates, and being authentic parents instead of Pinterest-perfect frauds. When a listener shares his aut…
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Mike and Dylan tackle the messiest relationship questions you're afraid to ask. From dating someone heading to college to surviving family drama, this episode serves up brutal honesty with dark humor. What happens when summer love meets college reality? A 19-year-old listener faces the inevitable end of a promising relationship, and the guys break …
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Mike and Dylan tackle toxic workplace managers and share brutal family drama stories in this unfiltered advice episode. When a Chipotle worker asks how to deal with an incompetent boss who disappears for 45 minutes and orders food through drive-thru while off-clock, the hosts deliver practical revenge strategies that actually work. The episode take…
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Mike and Dylan tackle relationship stress during graduate school and workplace drama that'll make you rage-quit. Struggling with a partner who's prioritizing masters degree over relationship duties? Dealing with hypocritical coworkers? We break down real listener problems with brutally honest solutions. This episode features a listener dealing with…
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Mike and Dylan dive deep into comedy analysis while solving real relationship problems from listener submissions. Ever wondered why clean comedians like Jerry Seinfeld are actually harder working than edgy comics? We break down comedy tiers while giving brutally honest advice. This episode covers the hierarchy of comedy difficulty, from one-liner m…
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Mike and Dylan tackle the biggest fears plaguing society: AI dominance and alien invasion. But here's the twist - neither poses the real threat to humanity. What if everything you've been told about AI and aliens is wrong? This episode breaks down why artificial intelligence won't eliminate humans and why any advanced alien species would likely hel…
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