Best Maurice Watson Podcasts (2025)

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#360 Drier Than A Live Ant/Nightmare Boyfriend feat. Libby Watson 1:25:20

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Welcome back to RFTB, the only dating advice show where we talk about eating ants and how they're kinda sour! We're joined this week by a returning champ - streamer, podcaster, writer, and lovely person Libby Watson! We talk about Libby's new podcast What's All This Then, ants, Crunchie Bars, and then it's your questions babyyyy: Libby questions | …

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#359 TRUTH OR RUSE 3: You Gotta Be Skibidi Me feat. The Homie Marcos 1:11:39

11d ago1:11:39

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That's right, Dono's completely original game is back! And we're subjecting returning champion homie Marcos to it! Sorry it took up like 75% of the show we do answer some questions too I love you Go listen to Homie Vulgaris it's great Marcos is one of a kind, thanks again to him for joining! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and…

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#358 ONIONS! feat. HAG TRAP 1:11:38

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ONIONS! DOUBLE ORDER! That's right I've got something lodged in my brain again and joining us this week it's returning homie Xavier dropping their new music project HAG TRAP. Lotta caps in this description! We talk dating, the onions basketball guy, and music before answering your questions! Thanks again to Xavier for joining, find them and their m…

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#357 We All Gotta Kiss Each Other, Now! feat. MaryMary! 1:09:02

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What up y'all it's Radio Free Tote Bag once again! We are joined by returning champion, your friend and mine, MaryMary! as we discuss such trenchant topics as: "What's up, how ya been?" And "The Horrors!" Then, your questions! Check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/rftb keep an eye out for MaryMary!'s new single on streaming soon!…

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#356 Some People Call me Maurice feat. Justin from Librarypunk 1:05:29

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What's good party people, Dono is out again this week prayers up for our good They. Audrey is joined by Justin for a discussion of a gay 80s movie and it's a fun time! Followed by your questions but I don't feel like figuring out which ones so you'll have to listen! Librarypunk.gay for Justin's podcast 0-pix.bandcamp.com for Audrey's music Boosh…

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#355 R.I.P. Venom feat. John Cullen 1:08:09

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Donovan is still on the dog fighting thing and for some reason John's into it? We talk reptilian pitbulls, Jeopardy! Trotskyite Mormons and our favorite Alex Trebek Moments. Then, your questions! A very specific, graphic listener question about suckin' da strap | What is it right to do when your friend is considering getting back with their shitty …

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#354 Arboreal Grimace feat. videohellsystem 1:08:56

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BE KIND REWIND! Just a fun little joke cause we're joined this week by streamer videohellsystem aka VHS aka Ash and we're talkin about Grimace once again! And other stuff and a great embarassing dating story and then? Your questions! Thanks again to Ash for joining us, go watch the videohellsystem stream here at twitch.tv/videohellsystem Hey also t…

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#353 Tully Monster Dono feat. Beetlemoses 1:13:20

2M ago1:13:20

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What's up gang we're back in the saddle with third time returning champ Beetlemoses! And we're talkin art, we're talking paleontology, and then we're talkin about your questions: People fuckin with Harris | Wildest things we've heard on a date | Relationship orientation mismatch | Catholic guilt time Thanks again to Beetlemoses for joining us, abso…

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#352 Updates From the Absence and Tuckin' and Rollin' 1:14:12

2M ago1:14:12

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Donovan's back and Audrey's bummed, but not about that. Let me be your funny coworker! Listener questions and good jokes. We ride out on a live recording of Donovan performing Sports by Viagra Boys at The Burlington Bar. Sorry it's late! Haven't posted a main feed in 10 goddamn days! Don't worry! We're back!…

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#351 Solo Yolo feat. Audrey 42:36

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Howdy yall it's Audrey, and I'm posting a solo episode of Radio Free Tote Bag because Dono is out and I didn't get a guest. I wanted to get something out for you fine folks and here it is. It's a little personal and a little bit of a bummer at the top. Basically just how I've been doing (bad) and then I answer some listener questions. It's kinda fu…

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#350 I'm Bricked Up About Rye Bread feat. Kayte Terry 1:03:35

3M ago1:03:35

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Howdy team, it's ya girl Audrey! No Dono this week for medical reasons (they'll be fine, they're just going through it, prayers up,) but we're joined by the lovely and talented Kayte Terry to aid you in healing your miseries. Check out Kayte on her podcasts! Fangs for the Memories! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fangs-for-the-memories/id1600…

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RFTB After Dark Classic: TRUTH OR RUSE 1:11:17

3M ago1:11:17

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Greetings! Ol' Dono is out on medical leave this week and so we're revisiting a classic RFTB After Dark episode for the public feed this week. Original Description: WELCOME! To Dono's High Effort Summer™ This week Dono's bringing a high effort segment/game that was absolutely not cribbed from any other show! Tell us if you like it! Don't tell us if…

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#349 Truth Or Ruse 2: The Streets feat. Josh from TWOAPW 1:15:17

3M ago1:15:17

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What's up gang we've got Josh from The Worst of All Possible Worlds returning and we're subjecting him to Dono's completely original game. Never before seen! Never before played! 7 Reddit questions - are they true or are they mere ruses? Then your questions! Find The Worst of All Possible Worlds podcast wherever you find us. We've been on, it's gre…

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Unlocked Music Episode 2 (Viagra Boys and clipping.) 1:01:24

3M ago1:01:24

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In which we are immediately interrupted by Dono going on the Pat Finnerty stream. Then we talk performing for the first time, stage fright, and getting gigs. Then music discussion! Songs below: Worms - Viagra Boys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQQMJBNS42g '96 Neve Campbell - clipping. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq-hODfHPf0…

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#348 Episode Breve 55:23

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You've heard about frenulum breve, but what about episode breve?? It's not actually super breve though just a little breve. Breve. It's a dry ep but we get to a lot of questions including an update on that date with an alcoholic. Thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our c…

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#347 Buffalo Jesse Ventura feat. Haus of Decline 1:26:07

4M ago1:26:07

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Folks! Haus of Decline returns to discuss whales, melodicas, Anton Yelchin, and recent dating experience and then it's questions time. Thanks again to Alex for joining us, go find her stuff on bsky @hausofdecline and buy Igor the Assistant in print here And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patre…

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#346 Chad Kroegisode feat. Evelyn Lovelace 1:20:18

4M ago1:20:18

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I'm sorry I just watched a Nickelback documentary and it took over my brain. And I'm especially sorry to our guest this week, writer Evelyn Lovelace. We talk to Evelyn about Alberta Canada rock legends and also dating and that kind of thing and then it's question time. Thanks again for Evelyn for joining us! You can find her writing here: https://e…

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#345 The Listener Embarrassing Story Episode 2k25! feat. Korla 1:10:24

4M ago1:10:24

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Hey y'all sorry it's late! We are joined this week by Korla as well as a bevy of listeners who shared their embarrassing dating and relationship stories! There's drama! There's battle damage! We've got it all this week on Radio Free Tote Bag! Check out our patreon! https://www,patreon.com/RFTBBy Radio Free Tote Bag

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#344 Netflix and Chill Bro feat. Shoggy 1:21:10

4M ago1:21:10

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Hello Tote Nation! We are joined this week by Shoggoth from The Ain't Shit Show! It's a blast! We address the following! A listener gifts us a spreadsheet. | How do you find success on the apps? | What are some poly-specific terms we can use for partners and situationships? | Date said dating app pics look different from real-life. It has rocked th…

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#343 Gnomestravaganza feat. A.J. Ditty 1:12:34

5M ago1:12:34

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Howdy team, it's Audrey! You're doin' great out there! We're joined by fan favorite AJ Ditty from the Worst of all Possible Worlds to discuss your relationship difficulties as well as what liquors ghomes would drink. Your questions! So you're a bottom with digestive issues. How butt stuff? | Partner has repeated pushed/broken boundaries under non-m…

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#342 Livin' for CoQ (feat. Korla) 1:03:43

5M ago1:03:43

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What's good party people, it's your girl Audrey posting in Donovan's stead! Sorry it's late! Donovan fell ill this week and so we are joined this week by friend of the show, partner of the me, Korla! Tell her she did a good job cohosting! We discuss video games we've been playing and Korla's upcoming visit to Cincinnati to come see me! Then, we han…

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#341 New Wildest Dating Story feat. Kassidy Norman 1:17:56

5M ago1:17:56

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What's up folks! We're joined this week by all around rad person Kassidy Norman to talk dating, heartbreak, and one of the wildest embarassing stories we've ever heard. Then it's question time. Thanks again to Kassidy for joining us, truly lovely person! And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patr…

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No I'm Listening 06 - Frasier Dunk Train feat. A.J. Ditty 1:17:33

5M ago1:17:33

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~FOLKS! We're unlocking a favorite episode of No, I'm Listening: A Frasier Podcast in lieu of a main feed episode this week. Next week we're back to our regularly scheduled programming but this week, please enjoy us talking about this 30 year old sitcom!~ The blues are calling once again, Seattle! What's up gang we're back in the Frayzh Zone™ and w…

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#340 Sponge Out Of Water feat. MallBat 1:05:03

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I accidentally dropped and exploded a seltzer moments before this recording. What's up gang we're joined this week by very cool animator Jesse aka MallBat! We talk bad movie dates and scary naps and making art and then your questions. Thanks again to Jesse for joining us, go check out her animations on YouTube here they're so good: https://www.yout…

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#338 Remember Left Shark? feat. Vrunt 1:15:54

6M ago1:15:54

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Use promo code LEFTSHARK to read this description! What's up gang we're back this week with Nate @vrunt who is also back. Two backs back to back. We catch up with Nate, we talk beards, we talk doppelgangers, we talk breakup moves, and then it's your questions. Thanks again to Nate, go follow him on Bluesky @vrunt.social and also check out Gamer Dil…

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#337 Wiping The Old-Fashioned Way feat. Max Graves 1:08:39

6M ago1:08:39

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Weezer, trampolines, toilets, we cover it all this week and we're joined by cartoonist and all around cool guy Max Graves. We talk to Max about his history with relationships and a very sweet embarrassing story. And then it's time for your questions. Thanks again to Max for joining us! Find him on Bluesky @maximumgraves and check out his comic What…

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After Dark #164 The Rigatoni Jabroni (UNLOCKED 1:11:30

6M ago1:11:30

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What up Toteland, it's Audrey here with an unlocked RFTB After Dark episode! No main feed this week because of our guest getting sick and Dono and Audrey being busy so here's a classic episode from our Patreon feed! Enjoy! ~ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION~ Welcome back to mf character zone! What's up gang we're back after our live show sorry for the delay its…

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#337 Ins And Outs 2025 1:29:47

6M ago1:29:47

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Happy new year gang we're back! Extendo mode! We cover what's in and what's out in 2025 and then answer a bunch of questions. It's a poweful ep to start the year. Griddy forth! Thanks for tuning in! You can support the show and get a bonus episode each week at Patreon.com/rftb as well as our continuing Frasier series, Discord access, stickers, and …

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#336 Gone Off That Pep Bark feat. Crud Country 1:25:44

7M ago1:25:44

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It was a big bar, you gotta believe me. It was real good tho it was worth it. What's up gang we're joined this week by comedians, filmmakers, actors, 28yos Chicago weekenders, Budd and Judd Crud from Crud Country. We talk about how to make your seltzers not explode in the freezer and dating and embarassing stories and then a ton of questions it's a…

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#335 Follow Upisode 1:10:24

7M ago1:10:24

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Oops all follow up questions!By Radio Free Tote Bag

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#334 Acoustic Head feat. Deanna 1:13:01

7M ago1:13:01

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I remembered immediately afterwards - I watched like 100 hoof trimming videos. What's up gang we're joined this week by Deanna from The Worst Week Yet podcast. Also Andrew is here sometimes. We catch up and we have aphasia and then we answer so many questions. Is it fucked up to jerk it thinking of a friend | Dating when you go to alaska for work e…

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#333 Dono's Big Night At Chili's 1:09:52

8M ago1:09:52

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GOBBLE GOBBLE IT'S TURKEY DAY! And so ofc we're talking about the food we all know and love - Chili's in 2024. (Editors note there are not wheels on the chilis to go logo that was a fabricated memory damn) Holiday hell and travelling and Dono is a supergenius. And questions: Dating app profile advice returns | Dipping toes into g e n d e r | Update…

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#332 Join The Flock feat. GOCK 1:10:10

8M ago1:10:10

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What's up gang! We're joined this week by part of the punk rock band GOCK! We do all the usual, answer a surprising number of questions, and goof out epic style. Sorry idk why I said that I needed a third thing I'm tired. Thanks again to the Gock gals for joining us, find them on Insta @gocknroll and listen to their music wherever ya find music! An…

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#331 Nosedive Off The Bed feat. Fun With Sex Podcast 1:01:49

8M ago1:01:49

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Hey you! We're joined this week by Natalie and Jon from the Fun With Sex podcast and $luts Party Chicago! Wonderful people, we talk about Gen Z's relationship to sex, building a club scene with good communication, and falling off the damn bed. Then it's your questions: Recommended resources that informed our views on sexuality | New partner seems t…

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#330 We Recorded This Election Night feat. MaryMary! 1:10:26

8M ago1:10:26

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Well that shit sucked. But this guest? And you, listener? Wonderful. We're joined by musician MaryMary! to talk dating and synth stuff and embarassing story and then it's your questions. Thanks again to Mary for joining us, go listen to her music as MaryMary! and find her on insta @marymarychic And thank you for tuning in! You can support the show …

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#329 Democracy Sausages feat. Libby Watson 1:10:38

9M ago1:10:38

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Oooooo it's Halloween and election season, double spooky! And joining us this Halloweek it's streamer Libby Watson! We talk to Libby about Wal-Mart, democracy sausages, and a sink-pissing ex before answering YOUR questions, here's what we get into: Having trouble cumming during sex and partner is feeling bad about that | Relationship of over a year…

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#328 Indie Pillager feat. Very Tall Bart 1:07:42

9M ago1:07:42

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New week new guest! We're joined by youtuber Very Tall Bart and it's a good ol time, heres what we get into: Help finding a side hustle without getting burnt out | Follow up to weight loss kink question | Partner has issues with eating Thanks again to Very Tall Bart for joining us, go find his stuff on Youtube and Bluesky @verytallbart and you can …

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#327 They Did FFS On A Grape feat. Brian Alford 1:10:41

9M ago1:10:41

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INSOMNIA ENERGY! Joining us this week in the midst of Dono's whirlwind of sleeplessness - it's returning champion Brian Alford from The Worst of All Possible Worlds. We talk about comets and a mexican restaurant with gamer lights and then it's question time: Feeling lightly weird when people find out you've been in a relationship since high school …

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#326 So What Drew You To The Clarinet? feat. Eli Yudin 1:25:00

9M ago1:25:00

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Folks! New ep, great ep, we're joined by a first time guest this week! Comedian, writer, and host of What A Time To Be Alive podcast it's Eli Yudin! We talk about Dono's horrifying cracker experience, Eli's new pup, and an absolutely punishing first date experience. And then it's questions: Navigating being aromantic but wanting to have kids | Chea…

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#325 Valentine's Day Is Ruined!! feat. DeadBlossomJesse 1:20:42

10M ago1:20:42

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I'm gonna say it at the top: banger episode. We're joined by streamer DeadBlossomJesse this week and they are fantastic. We talk to Jesse about loneliness while streaming, Chicago, pelicans, their divorce, a thoughtful Valentine's day gone wrong, and then your questions! Here's what we get into: How do you smile through the pain of a divorce | Stre…

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#324 The Butter Bath feat. The Homie Marcos 1:23:55

10M ago1:23:55

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This one is wild out the gate gang, we are joined by Marcos from The Ain't Shit Show and many of the best Western Kabuki episodes. We talk experiences in the Craigslist personals, absolutely wild encounters, and Marcos' relationship history before getting into your question: Dating while living with your parents | Partner seems to be using their au…

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#323 Fruit: Eat It Up! feat. Katie Tightpussy 1:07:33

10M ago1:07:33

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Lotta sponsors on this ep! Fruit (Eat It Up!™), Olivia Newton John, and the dark chocolate bar Dono ate beforehand and so we're gettin wacky. We're joined this week by post extraordinaire Katie Tightpussy, formerly of Twitter now mostly of Bluesky! We get the ol embarrassing dating stories and then it's question time: Dating as women for the first …

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#322 Thirty Voice Messages Of Farts feat. Producer Dan 1:16:09

10M ago1:16:09

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That's right from Blocked Party and YKS we have the inimitable Producer Dan joining us this week. On his first podcast appearance! We talk to Dan about having his phone number out in public, an embarrassing dating story, and the importance of hydration! And then it's your questions: Update to the music festival ex question from last week | How to c…

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#321 Motorbunny Sponcon feat. MurderBryan 1:20:24

10M ago1:20:24

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Return of the Bryan! Returning champion Bryan Quinby aka MurderBryan from the Guys podcast join us again this week! We catch up on Bryan's life since starting Guys, his daughter moving out to head to our alma mater, self-esteem, and then your questions here's what we get into: GF can't cum and seems fine with that but you're not | Someone writes in…

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#320 AUDREY BDAY QUESTION BACKLOG BASH 1:24:02

11M ago1:24:02

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What's up gang it's Audrey's bday and to celebrate we're getting through as many backlog questions as we can and ya know what? We did alright we hit a lot. So if you've been waiting for an answer to your question from over a year ago maybe we hit it this time! There's so many questions I can't list em all so you'll have to listen to find out Thanks…

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#319 Emotional Carpet Store Salesman feat. Kath Barbadoro 1:23:12

11M ago1:23:12

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Good LORD don't get covid people that sucked! Dono's back, we've got Kath Barbadoro back on the show, and we're rip-roaring to go this week. We're talking food around the country, we're talking overcoming injury, we're talking dating, and then it's question time: Ended friendship with a guy after he turned out to be a creep, are you a bad person fo…

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#318 Snagglepuss feat. Andrew Hilary 1:06:52

11M ago1:06:52

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What up tote nashe (nat? naischte?) it's Audrey posting this week because Donovan is afflicted with the Novel Coronavirus. They're alright! Getting better, chattin' with them as we speak. Sitting in as Definitely Not Donovan Donovan this week is friend of the show Andrew Hilary joining us for a rollicking discussion of your questions, queries, quan…

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#317 Sniffies Briefs feat. Rebecca Alter 1:17:26

11M ago1:17:26

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This week, the Radio Free Tote Buddies are joined by writer Rebecca Alter to talk becoming ordained ministers, Skibidi Toilet and Momo the freaky-ass bird lady! She gets pretty vulnerable about attatchment! Follow it up with some listener questions, which is a thing we do! A relationship is long over and there's still guilt about how a listener tre…

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#316 That's a Lot of Lore feat. Tåsi 1:25:01

12M ago1:25:01

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Greetings dear listener! Gather close and attend ye the tale of our friend, actress and artist Tåsi, joining us on the program! We talk Seltz and the evils of Fanta, we talk bear v gorilla and the horrors of Ursus Maritimus. We get into a very fun embarassing dating story about a clogged toilet. Then, listener questions! Anxious/Depressed person wi…

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#315 That's Not Jessica feat. Darren Keen 1:28:37

12M ago1:28:37

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THUNDER NOISE! It's stormin in Chicago, Dono's sick, Audrey had a nice date, and we're joined this week by musician Darren Keen aka PROBLEMS! We're talking sobriety, getting back into dating, ART, and your QUESTIONS: Dating after being hardcore gaslit | Struggling with the initial loneliness after moviing to a new city | Nebraska dog - good or nah?…