The Northern Aggression Podcast isn’t for the easily offended. Hosted by Marshall, a sharp-tongued Chicagoan with zero filter, and Gunter, the Southern counterpart who keeps things just unhinged enough, this podcast takes on everything—and we mean everything. No topic is safe, no opinion is sugarcoated, and no one gets a free pass. If you can’t handle the heat, this ain’t the show for you. [email protected]
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Gunter opens by calling Marshall out for not even knowing what time they launch the podcast each week. That sends him straight into a rant about daylight savings versus standard time. From there, it’s a grab bag of grievances: coworkers, kids, and just about everything else that irritates him. Marshall also shares some work horror stories—this time…
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Marshall and Gunter head to Panera for a casual dinner and stumble across a newspaper with an advice column. This week’s lucky subject is “Kyle,” who’s trying to figure out how to transition from remote work back to the office. Naturally, Marshall has thoughts about the recommendations—and they’re not exactly HR-approved. From there, the conversati…
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What was supposed to be a short bonus episode… wasn’t. Marshall and Gunter dive into Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift’s engagement, which sets Marshall off on a rant about Taylor calling herself “the English teacher.” Naturally, this leads to his own English class memories, while Gunter confesses her lifelong betrayal by words growing up in the rural …
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Thanks for sticking with us through Season 2 of Northern Aggression! We’ve had a blast bringing the chaos, the rants, and the questionable life advice your way. We’ll be back soon with Season 3, and trust us—we’ve got plenty of unhinged stories, hot takes, and nonsense in store. Stay tuned… you won’t want to miss it.…
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Marshall is already riled up—with rage and a fresh rant about word fragments. He’s got strong feelings about bar soap (he likes them plain, not fancy), and yes, he’s read a book about dictionaries. Gunter accuses him of reading a book about everything, which makes buying him new ones nearly impossible. Marshall dives into Gen Z slang, enigma machin…
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Word’s getting out—people Marshall and Gunter work with are starting to ask about the podcast. Meanwhile, Marshall needs something explained to him (again). Today’s topic? Whole body deodorant. He’s convinced it exists because no one bathed during the pandemic. Gunter tries to clarify, but Marshall accuses her of being unable to explain anything cl…
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Gunter’s been test-driving what Marshall calls “boug-mobiles,” and somehow things immediately spiral. Marshall hates modern car manuals, makes a religious joke mid-test drive, and casually tells a salesman the trunk is big enough to fit his body. (Spoiler: they were not amused.) Gunter gets called out for her driving, Marshall roasts her again, and…
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Marshall kicks things off with a warning: this episode contains adult content (which… yeah, fair). Gunter calls him out for declaring yet another "very special episode." Marshall had a dream he had to get on tape, and the results are predictably unhinged. They take a detour into pandemic memories, uninvited invitations, and Marshall’s deep (and dis…
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Marshall had a dream… and Gunter died. But don’t worry—there was a spreadsheet involved. Gunter calls him out for not being that devastated, and somehow ends up being accused of being Welsh. Again. They talk Dateline, death, and math (but not “fancy math,” Marshall insists). Gunter wins the calculus argument. Marshall shares his spiritual connectio…
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Marshall’s got gripes—this time it’s Gen Z, drug names, and German cars. He swears he’s not talking politics, but we go from Bernie Mac to Jimmy Carter in under two minutes. Gunter just wants to tell a story, but Marshall’s relentless interruptions make it a team effort. He’s mad Gunter doesn’t give him breaking news. She’s confused about what arti…
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Marshall opens strong with his usual disclaimer—he claims no responsibility. Gunter’s got penis questions inspired by TikTok videos, and somehow Ding Dongs, Twinkies, and squash become part of the conversation. Things immediately go off the rails. Marshall recounts Gunter falling at the Arizona Capitol (just one incident in a long résumé of clumsin…
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Marshall is once again confused why anyone thinks this podcast is funny—but hey, here we are. Gunter debuts a new designer purse, and Marshall roasts it with zero knowledge of labels or prices (she’s not telling anyway). Gunter spills the time Marshall frog-hopped into Walmart. We also learn that Marshall’s old boss tried to fix him with public spe…
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Marshall and Gunter recount getting stared down at dinner—probably because their religion convo went one bridge too far. Marshall has a bold vision for a mega church empire, while Gunter sees $$$ and Marshall calls her indulgent. There's talk of fun uncles vs. funny uncles, but Gunter can’t seem to explain much without spiraling. They take you on a…
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Marshall’s in rare form—singing, dancing, and questioning whether Britney Spears got a boob job in 1997 (he has thoughts). He breaks down his signature dance moves, attempts to explain a Paula Abdul routine, and humbly brags about impressing a stranger with his Macarena. Gunter keeps referencing songs he’s never heard of, and he’s still spiraling a…
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Marshall has questions about Apple’s AirPods-as-hearing-aids commercial, but somehow, that spirals into a Christmas ad where he predicts a kid’s future as a porn star. Speaking of, why does Marshall know so much about the Porn Star Oscars? Be warned—if you sit next to him on a plane, he will analyze your boarding pass. He also roasts Gunter (again)…
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Marshall compares his rants to Sherman’s fiery destruction of Georgia—so, you know, subtle as always. He and Gunter reflect on their favorite Chili’s waitress, question if there are other people like them out there (God help us all), and reminisce about almost getting too close to UGA’s sacred football ground. Marshall debates trolling tourists in …
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Season 2 of Northern Aggression is coming next week! Marshall and Gunter are back—still unfiltered, still mostly off-topic, and now officially reachable at [email protected]. They're hunkered down and prepared for your hate mail, rants, and unsolicited thoughts. In true Marshall fashion, he gives a teaser by explaining what Hexapus me…
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In this behind-the-scenes bonus, Marshall and Gunter reveal how the podcast was almost named “Sorry Shasta.” It all started with a test episode, a passionate Planned Parenthood rant from Marshall, and an innocent question from Shasta’s daughter that no one was prepared to answer. Oops. Tune in for the origin story that could’ve changed everything—a…
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It’s a bonus episode, because we love you (and because Season 2 is almost here). Marshall and Gunter attempt to tell the story of how the podcast got its name… but staying on topic is not their strength. Expect tangents, laughter, and the kind of chaos that somehow makes everything come together. Hopefully this tides you over until Season 2 kicks o…
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The Northern Aggression Podcast is back, and somehow, we’ve gotten even more unhinged. Marshall’s rants are hotter than Sherman’s march, Gunter still can’t stop him, and no topic is safe. Season 2 kicks off with perfume ads, Chili’s waitresses, and a full-on identity crisis about pronouns—oh, and it’s dedicated to Jimmy Carter. Buckle up, because w…
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Somehow, we made it through Season 1—unfiltered, unhinged, and mostly un-canceled. Thanks to everyone who listened, laughed, cringed, and questioned their life choices along the way. We’re grateful (in our own weird way), and we’re just getting started. Season 2 is coming… and it won’t be any safer.By Marshall and Gunter
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Marshall is completely off the rails. First, he’s furious that the cleaner moved his stuff. Then, he takes us on a wild ride through his son’s religious youth soccer league—so if you're easily offended, consider this your warning. He roasts Gunter for flying to Chicago while he drives like a real man and reminds everyone they’ll shamelessly accept …
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Marshall and Gunter channel those ‘90s sitcom very special episodes—but with Marshall’s signature humor still fully intact. They tackle the heavy topic of sexual abuse in their own offbeat way, while Marshall shares a hilarious (and maybe telling) story from 7th grade that might prove he's autistic. Plus, wild tales of a high school choir director …
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Still Stuck: Fashion, Swifties, and Salad Bar Lyrics
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Still stranded in Detroit airport, Marshall and Gunter keep the people-watching alive. Marshall questions women’s fashion, swears he won’t be offensive (lies), and roasts Taylor Swift and Kelly Clarkson — including his belief that the lyrics are ‘I never stray too far from the salad bar.’ Meanwhile, we finally confirm Gunter doesn’t actually listen…
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Marshall and Gunter are trapped in Detroit airport for 8 hours and making the most of it. From Marshall’s security adventure to world-class people watching, nothing goes unnoticed. They hype Max & Erma’s chicken tortilla soup, rave about the only tech Marshall respects (thanks, Iceland), and recount the passenger meltdown on their flight home. Airp…
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Sheep, Tourists, and Icelandic Shenanigans
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Marshall and Gunter take their chaos international — straight to Iceland. Gunter's unexpectedly furious at the sheep, while Marshall can't get over the questionable tourist fashion. Of course, Marshall takes a jab at Gunter for ignoring the scenery. New country, same nonsense.By Marshall and Gunter
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Marshall roasts Gunter’s accent, Gunter fires back about his mumbling, and somehow, they end up debating the TV choices at a Korean chicken joint. Marshall brags about his decade-old wardrobe, they both admit they’re incapable of ironing, and Gunter relives past animal-related trauma. It’s messy, it’s ridiculous, and it’s exactly what you expect fr…
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Back on the road and back on their bullshit, Marshall and Gunter dive into yet another round of unhinged theories—starting with Marshall’s suspicion about people being named after state capitals. Somehow, they detour into the monarchy, another round of Welsh slander, and that one time they got thrown out of a state Capitol building. Oh, and Marshal…
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Marshall and Gunter hit the road in Ohio, but as usual, the real journey is the conversation. Gunter tries—really tries—to keep things rational, but Marshall derails it all with a rant comparing faith to weeds. If that’s not enough, he also goes off on professional development activities, because why improve yourself when you can just complain? Buc…
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Gunter dives back into the internet’s finest headlines, but the real chaos starts when she casually admits to putting sugar in her mac and cheese. Naturally, Marshall loses his mind. As always, he takes things a step too far—whether it’s roasting Gunter’s food choices or going off on Southerners who panic at the sight of a snowflake. It’s unfiltere…
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It all starts with a simple slip of the tongue, and from there, it’s total chaos. Gunter’s misspeak sends Marshall spiraling down a rabbit hole of childhood memories, random stories, and unexpected tangents. Along the way, he reminisces about a long-lost friend, somehow ends up at a state math meet, and things only get weirder from there. Buckle up…
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Gunter brings the headlines, and Marshall brings the rage. This episode covers the hard-hitting issues: a woman caught in a high-stakes straw heist at Fazoli’s, Marshall’s ongoing vendetta against the Welsh, and his latest unhinged theory about how ice is secretly a communist plot. It’s chaotic, it’s questionable, and it’s exactly what you signed u…
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Marshall and Gunter take a trip to a Livermore Valley winery, but the only thing flowing more than the wine is Marshall’s frustration. As they navigate swirling, sniffing, and the absurdity of overpriced grape juice, Marshall is pushed to his limit by the pretentiousness of it all. Will Gunter keep things classy, or will this tasting turn into a fu…
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