Best Lyndsie and Jess Podcasts (2025)

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Swipe Right for Riches, Left for Losers 😂 48:01

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“My Type Is Not Poor” – Inside Carly’s Dating Playbook At 28, Carlie has one unapologetic goal: to find a wealthy provider husband. With 20 dealbreakers, a sugar-daddy arrangement, and zero interest in 50/50 living, she’s flipping the script on modern dating. In this episode, she spills the beans on luxury perks, mid-meal ghosting, and how money in…

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How Your Location Setting Is Sabotaging Your Matches 😳 40:39

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What happens when a 5'7 “Short King” trades Wall Street for hot dogs and starts swiping in London? Henry dishes on flying across the Atlantic for a first date, why European women feel like a breath of fresh air, and how being a proud Short King is actually a dating cheat code. There are wild stories of club dancing (yes, with tear-away pants), care…

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When “Happily Married” Still Means Wandering Eyes 👀 51:59

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Scottsdale Dating: Sugar Babies, Trash Cars, and Total Trainwrecks Only in Scottsdale do you get offered $6K a month to be someone’s sugar baby… while rocking sweatpants and smashing a burger. Welcome to the desert’s wildest dating scene, where zip codes matter more than chemistry and 60-year-old dudes still swear they’re “not ready to settle down.…

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Big Plays, Bigger Heart: Dating with a 6’6” Ex-NFL Pro 43:54

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NFL Champion Zach Moore on Love, Dating, and Life After the Game What happens when a 6’6” Super Bowl champ swaps playbooks for dating apps? Former New England Patriot Zach Moore spills on life after football, why he dodged the wild athlete dating scene, and how he spots women with less-than-honorable intentions. From battling depression to dropping…

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Romance or Roadkill? Surviving the Dating Slaughterhouse 💀 41:44

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Red Flags, Love Bombs, and Savannah’s Wild Stories Forget fairy tales, Savannah’s dating life is more rodeo than romance. This cowgirl-turned-content-creator has seen it all: serial cheaters, love bombers, halfway-decent cowboys, and men who can’t even send a text. With her bold honesty, Savannah opens up about navigating OnlyFans stigma, the non-n…

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Champagne, Secrets, and a Whole Lotta Regret 🍾 51:07

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What happens in Vegas? For Joe, it was a 17-year marriage, a front-row seat to wild nightlife, and a crash course in what not to do in relationships. Now 38, newly single, and done with games, Joe’s pulling back the curtain on life as a Vegas strip club bar back, how childhood trauma crept into his marriage, and why he's trading surface-level hooku…

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Love in the Meet Market: A Single’s Survival Story 🚩 45:14

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Dating Fails, Red Flags, and Relationship Disasters That Are Stranger Than Fiction Cassie’s love life reads like a wild rom-com gone wrong: six engagements (only three accepted), one short-lived marriage, and dates that sound made up but aren’t. From halfway house horror stories to recovering addicts and runaway relationships, nothing’s off-limits.…

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Master the Comeback: Respond, Don’t React! 48:28

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What do a crumbled wedding cake, a banned Bumble account, and a pandemic epiphany have in common? Ramsay This episode is a wild ride through Ramsay’s journey from DJ to personal trainer to motivational speaker, all sparked by watching a bride laugh as her wedding cake hit the floor. That moment flipped a switch in him about how we handle life’s mes…

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The Prescription for Love? This Physician’s Still Looking! 40:32

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Dating as a doctor? Sounds stable and sexy until your patient turns out to be your stalker. In this episode, Saima shares his wildest dating app stories, from getting catfished by a man who showed up 40 minutes late smelling like regret… to being tracked down at work by someone who literally faked a medical issue just to get face time. Yup, dating …

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Dating: Now with 100% More Red Flags and Zero Accountability 45:13

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Stephen came home from Ukraine to surprise his partner of ten years—surprise! There was already someone else there… a 19-year-old hiding in his kid’s playroom. Among the stuffed animals. What followed? Full custody. A breakup. And a wild ride through the dating jungle, featuring women who call him “Daddy” on the second date and witches who try to l…

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Meet the Parents? More Like Survive the Parents 😏 48:01

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Monique is back and bringing the chaos, the comedy, and the kind of dating stories that make you say “girl, HOW are you still alive?” As a globe-trotting diplomat’s daughter with zero tolerance for red flags and all the love for her friends and family, she’s calling out controlling partners, emotional zombies, and men who think “don’t talk unless i…

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Swipe, Match… Fall In Love? 🤨 50:29

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Forget the apps! Justin’s living proof that meeting someone at the gym, the grocery store, or even the bank still works. This divorced dad of four runs a killer construction business, raises MMA champs, and somehow manages to charm women without a single dating profile. He’s got old-school game and zero patience for red flags. Justin dishes on why …

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The Good, the Ex, and the Creepy 😬 40:58

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Dating in a town of 600 people? Shelby’s been there and yes, she’s probably dated someone you’re related to. 😅 In this episode, she spills the tea on small-town romance, big-city ghosting, a marriage that ended at 28, and a breakup that turned into a break-in (yikes). Now a wedding photographer with a clear vision of what real love looks like, Shel…

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Love in the Age of Micro-Cheating and Major Red Flags 🚩 45:28

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James is a real-deal cowboy who still writes his number on napkins and yes, it actually works. This Cave Creek heartthrob joins us to talk about dating in dusty boots, spotting fake cowboys (ahem, “drugstore cowboys”), and why he once got tangled up with a widow who slow-danced like a soulmate but had a boyfriend she couldn’t explain. We also get i…

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Swiped, Graded, Packaged: Dating Like It’s a Costco Meat Aisle 🛒 44:14

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Michelle’s been teaching high schoolers for 20 years, so trust that her dating BS radar is elite. At 42, she knows what she wants, isn’t afraid to make the first move, and absolutely will walk out mid-date if a man smells like regret and Axe body spray. From gym flirtations to long-distance FaceTime dinners, Michelle shares hilarious horror stories…

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What Your Love Language Really Says 👀 44:26

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Pam’s dating life? Absolute chaos, and we’re here for it. She once caught her live-in boyfriend cheating and pulled a full Jerry Springer move by hiding the other woman in the stairwell for a dramatic reveal. Iconic. From NFL flings with mugshots to men who think “What's your favorite color?” is deep conversation, Pam has seen it all. She’s a docto…

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Flirt Now, Read the Fine Print Later 😏✍️ 42:30

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What do you get when a charming Canadian moves to the U.S. with his dog, high hopes, and zero idea what American dating is really like? Absolute chaos. And a lot of great stories. JC thought he was entering the land of love and opportunity... instead, he landed in a dating slaughterhouse. From getting catfished by people who definitely used their c…

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Giddy Up, Boys: A Cowgirl’s Rules for Ridin’ Solo 💅🔥 43:56

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Ready to wrangle some laughs and a whole lotta cowboy drama? Meet Cowgirl Alli — 32, child-free by choice, horse girl but not a “horse girl,” and living in a town so small it makes your group chat look crowded. Alli’s dating life in rural Arizona includes rodeo cowboys (some sweet, some shady), a guy called Baseball Guy who forgot to mention his li…

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A Guide to Red Flags and Regrets 😅 49:30

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Think dating apps are a minefield? Try being a single dad with a 6’3” frame, an ag degree, and zero time for filters or BS. Meet Paulo — farmer, world traveler, and real-life dating detective. From women who literally framed his picture after one date (yikes) to others who looked nothing like their profile (surprise!), Paulo has seen things. But he…

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Love, Leases, and WTF Moments: Alli’s Dating Hell Tour 🏠🔥 46:07

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Meet Alli from the Valley, who went from living in her car to owning four homes, and somehow still finds time to date disaster after disaster. Alli’s got stories. From drug-dealing dates to guys who think "honesty" means “I’m totally not a catfish,” her dating life is a sitcom we’d all love to watch (with popcorn in hand). But here’s the kicker: un…

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Dating in Beta: Eric’s Analytical Quest for Love 💡💕 50:01

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What happens when a marketing guy turns dating into a full-blown science project? You get Eric, the human spreadsheet. He’s got stats on everything from match-to-message ratios to how many times he’s been ghosted mid-convo. Spoiler alert: it’s a lot. His dating history includes getting rated 0 out of 10 via text, being called “Scott” on his birthda…

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Dating After Diapers: A Mom’s Swipe Saga 😅 43:00

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Dating as a single parent? Claudia makes it look like a spy mission, and honestly, we’re taking notes. Between juggling kids, a career, and a COVID-era divorce, she’s not here for red flags or mystery men. That’s why she hired a private investigator before date number two. Yes, really. She’s brutally honest about the dating app scene ("a flaming du…

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Love Advice from a Divorce Lawyer? 49:42

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Think marriage is forever? Think again. A veteran divorce attorney spills the tea on why relationships crash and burn—like the fact that 70% of divorces are initiated by women (90% if both partners have degrees). Yikes. We’re talking COVID breakups, couples stuck together because they can’t afford to split, and how Instagram is basically a cheating…

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Van Life Adventures: Heartbreak, Hitchhikers, and Love on the Go 🌟 36:53

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What happens when you sell everything, your dream home, toys, and all, and move into a van? For Jared, it was the ultimate freedom move. Despite living the "good life" with mountain views and toys galore (motorcycles, boats, trucks), he was miserable. After a breakup and the chaos of COVID, Jared went full minimalist, selling everything and choosin…

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Alicia’s Dating Manual: How to Win Her Heart (Spoiler: It’s Not Easy) 😜 37:19

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What happens when swiping left and right just isn’t cutting it? Alicia’s throwing out the old playbook and going viral with her "Dear Future Husband" posts on social media, cooking, cleaning, and living her best life, all while racking up 45,000+ views and tons of suitors. Manifesting love, anyone? With a master’s in Healthcare Innovation and a ser…

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Love Bombing, Blue Eyes, and Saying "No, Bro" 43:02

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Ever ignored your gut and paid the price? Sam’s been there—so much so that she called off an entire engagement just because her stomach said nope. No proof, no drama, just a vibe check that turned out to be 100% right. Her intuition’s basically a superpower. Like the time she swerved an insanely attractive, successful guy for no reason—until he lat…

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Ghosted… Literally: Dating After Death Gone Wrong 👻 40:09

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Princeton’s story is wild!! Abuse, addiction, gangs, and a whole lot of masks just to survive. Married at 21, hoping to build the family he never had, he quickly realized trauma plus a wounded partner = disaster. Rock bottom hit hard at 23 when he put a gun to his head and it misfired. That miracle moment flipped a switch. “You’re not where you are…

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Dating Disasters And Therapy Talks: Where’s The Exit? 40:39

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Dating in Arizona is basically survival of the fittest. It’s ranked the worst state for dating, and honestly… it shows. Between ghosting, catfishing, and not enough therapists to clean up the mess, it’s a total dumpster fire. Varesh, our globe-trotting guest who’s lived in eight countries, spills the tea on American dating. His take on compatibilit…

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Swipe Right, Regret Later: Tales from the Dating Trenches 😆 42:34

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Dating these days feels like walking into a slaughterhouse! You’re either the butcher or the meat. Just ask Zoe, who found herself in the middle of a full-blown soap opera when her Uber-turned-date’s wife stormed the bar, baby in tow, demanding answers. Yeah… that’s just the warm-up. From bachelorette parties gone wild with Thunder Down Under dance…

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Flirt, Ghost, Catfish: Love’s Chaotic Triple Threat 54:17

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Online dating is a freakin’ circus and we’ve got the receipts! From catfishing disasters (think: surprise spouse AND a face that belongs to someone else) to dating pro athletes who come with more red flags than a theme park, this episode is one giant 🚩 parade. We’re spilling the tea on what really goes down when your dream match turns out to be a m…

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How Kinky Is Your Partner? Take The Ultimate Test! 🔥 44:11

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Modern dating is already a mess—throw in catfishing, kinks, and a dominatrix with wild client stories, and you’ve got an episode you can’t miss. First, we dive into a jaw-dropping catfishing saga that proves some matches are too good to be true. Then, our guest—a professional dominatrix—pulls back the curtain on the world of BDSM, sharing shocking …

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Ready for Charming Pete? He’s Parking Hearts and Stealing Kisses! 43:42

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Buckle up, because Pete is about to take you on a wild ride through one of the most unforgettable first dates ever. Drinks? Check. Dancing? Check. A surprise driveway encounter with his date’s son? Oh yeah, it happened. This jaw-dropping story is proof that dating is never predictable—and deciding whether to go for round two after a night like this…

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Love-Seekin’ Jenna: Love Quests and Naughty Adventures 48:11

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What do a polyamorous Renaissance fair fan and a golf date disaster have in common? More than you’d think! Jenna’s got stories that will have you laughing, cringing, and maybe even rethinking your dating strategy. From unexpected gender role showdowns on the golf course to her Mrs. Robinson-level adventures, it’s a wild ride through the ups and dow…

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Meet Money-Makin’ Matt: Funny, Flirty, and Polycurious 51:56

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Ever wondered what it’s like to ditch a high-powered finance career for life as a stand-up comedian? Meet Matt Broom—a former Morgan Stanley executive who traded suits for stage lights and now brings his sharp wit and wild stories to the mic. From date-night crowds to navigating the world of comedy groupies (yep, they’re called "chuckle fuckers"), …

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Ashley in the Spotlight: What She’s Looking for in Love and Relationships 55:20

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Ever tried dating after putting your career and personal growth first for a while? Well, our guest Ashley is jumping back into the dating scene with a fresh outlook and a clear idea of what she’s after. From funny thoughts on deal-breakers (like seriously, dental hygiene, guys!) to real talk about spotting red flags, Ashley’s sharing her journey of…

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Swingin' Steve's Quest for Love: Surprising Dates and Bold Adventures 45:58

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Get ready to meet Swingin’ Steve—an adventurous, free-spirited guy who turned jealousy into a full-blown lifestyle of thrills and connection. His journey into the swinger community kicked off with a chance encounter with an older woman, and it’s been one wild ride ever since! Steve’s got stories that’ll keep you laughing and questioning everything …

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Looking for Love: Melissa’s Playful Pursuit of Mr. Right 51:53

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Are you ready to meet Melissa—a radiant, independent woman in her 40s who knows what she wants and isn’t afraid to go for it? After navigating life’s ups and downs, including a divorce and a cancer diagnosis, Melissa is reclaiming her sparkle and stepping boldly into the dating world. She’s smart, funny, and unapologetically confident, bringing a z…

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What do you do when you get stood up on a date? Watch it happen to us! 5:11

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In today's episode, we delve into the turbulent waters of modern dating, sharing our personal encounters with being stood up, catfished, and ghosted. We explore the complexities of communication, honesty, and the importance of navigating these relationships with awareness and humor. • Reflecting on the shock of being stood up • Discussing the embar…

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S1:Ep6: Steve is Looking for Love at The Meet Market and We Discuss What NOT to Do/Say on a 1st Date 16:36

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Meet our sizzling single Steve and hear our thoughts on what not to do and say on a first date. A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!…

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S1:Ep5: Chuck is Looking for Love and asks "Dating in this Decade; Disastrous or Delightful?!" 15:00

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Meet our sizzling single Chuck, and hear our thoughts on dating in this decade. A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!…

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S1:Ep4: Brad is Looking for Love and asks "To marry or not to marry, that is thy question." 23:48

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Meet our sizzling single Brad and hear our thoughts on marriage in this day and age. A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!…

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S1:Ep3: Momo is Looking for Love at The Meet Market and asks "Can you overcome infidelity in a relationship?" 19:19

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Meet our sizzling single Momo and hear our thoughts on infidelity. A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!By Lyndsie and Jess

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S1:Ep2: Brooks is Looking for Love at The Meet Market and Asks "Can you find love without the dating apps?" 17:30

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Meet our sizzling single Brooks and hear our thoughts on dating OFF the apps. A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!…

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S1:Ep1: David is Looking for Love at The Meet Market and Talks First Moves. 20:03

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Meet our sizzling single David and hear our thoughts on first moves. A big shoutout to our amazing sponsor, Tactical Tax Strategies! You can check them out at steptax.com. Remember, we drop your drawers, and they drop the tax—making life a little smoother for everyone. Thanks for keeping us covered!By Lyndsie and Jess

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