Best Least Haunted Podcasts (2025)

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Episode 130: The Bell Witch 1:24:36

7d ago1:24:36

1:24:36

This time Cody tells Garth about a legend from Tennessee, a tale of poltergiest-like shenanigans, Gef The Mongoose akin mischief, and MURDER? Hear the tale of The Bell Witch. "The Most Documented Haunting in history"* Also take a trip to Garth's Corner to learn about Barnard's Star! * "Most" is a relative term... Support us on Patreon! https://www.…

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204. “Haunted House” - The Case of Rhonda “Chantay” Blankinship - Brownwood, Texas 46:34

13d ago46:34

46:34

An evening walk, a phenotype report, and a public confession. On May 13th, 2016, 25-year-old Chantay Blankinship, went for a walk around her North Lake neighborhood as she did all the time. But this time Chantay didn’t make it back home. Two days later, she was found murdered at an abandoned farmhouse. Despite the fact that the killer had left behi…

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EPISODE 394: Make Your Own 9/11 1:02:17

6h ago1:02:17

1:02:17

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A once-in-a-lifetime tragedy hitting a bar in Arizona, a miracle exploding a tree in Alabama, and a tragedy exploding a vape in a pocket.***Get tickets for the 400th episode live show spectacular at the Brisbane Polish Club right here: boontavista.com/live***Outro: The Book Lovers - Broadcast***Support our show and …

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205. "I'll Go Back to Prison" - The Case of Mary Schaivone - Naples, Florida 36:56

6d ago36:56

36:56

A phone call, a housekeeper, and a crackpipe. On May 17th, 2023, 34-year-old Anthony Corrado called his grandparent's housekeeper and told her he needed help cleaning up a mess at the home. When the housekeeper arrived, she stumbled into a horrific scene. 82-year-old, Mary Schaivone had been brutally murdered. As the housekeeper went for help, 74-y…

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191 | Horror Ketchup: The Last of Us, Black Mirror, Mononoke, and highlights from the Independent Film Festival Ypsilanti 41:55

1d ago41:55

41:55

Join us for a discussion of all the horror we've been watching, reading, and listening to for the past month outside of our journey to watch Every Horror Movie on Netflix! We dig into the series THE LAST OF US, BLACK MIRROR, and MONONOKE, as well as some outstanding horror shorts from the Independent Film Festival Ypsilanti – including one directed…

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EPISODE 393: A Classic Haunted Item With A Hitlery Twist 1:02:48

5d ago1:02:48

1:02:48

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: History's most evil top hat, a brand new colour, Uberising the repo panopticon, CBTing your way out of road rage, and hacking into Disney's mainframe for mixed results.***Get tickets for the 400th episode live show spectacular at the Brisbane Polish Club right here: boontavista.com/live***Outro: Endless Blue -…

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190 | In the Tall Grass 59:25

9d ago59:25

59:25

Park your car, leave your phone in it, and wander into this big spooky field with us for a discussion of IN THE TALL GRASS! This adaptation of Stephen King and Joe Hill's novella follows several characters who get lost among supernatural happenings in a field of, well, tall grass. We discuss how the movie measures up to the book, what HANNIBAL seri…

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EPISODE 392: Mountain Jus (with Jesse Black) 1:06:19

18d ago1:06:19

1:06:19

Marine biologist of the show Jesse Black joins us to non-fishly discuss: A car that will always be Sheryl Crow's, how to talk normal in conversation, a possible Starman in New Jersey, the power of musical nostalgia, and Headline News.***Listen to Savant Garde here: https://podcasts.apple.com/lu/podcast/savant-garde/id1801643885Listen to Sludgefest …

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MISSING MONDAYS: Jodi Huisentruit with Crime with Holly 53:23

20d ago53:23

53:23

I'm off for Holy Week! But our friend, Holly, with Crime with Holly is here! On June 27, 1995, TV news anchor Jodi Huisentruit vanished without a trace from the parking lot of her Mason City, Iowa, apartment complex. Signs of a struggle were left behind, but no definitive answers have surfaced in nearly three decades. Who took Jodi, and why? In thi…

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189 | Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight Part 2 55:25

16d ago55:25

55:25

Pack your bags because we're heading to Poland to review NOBODY SLEEPS IN THE WOODS TONIGHT PART 2! In classic EHMON fashion, the Wheel of Death spoke and we obeyed, dropping into the middle of this mutant-monster-rampage franchise without watching the first installment. We discuss whether the movie's protagonist is an incel or a sweetheart, the mo…

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M4M Looking For A Floppy Nonstick Colon 48:53

16d ago48:53

48:53

Presented by AdamandEve.com – Promo Code: FREAK On today’s floppy, free, and fabulously unhinged episode of Distorted View Daily: 💎 Butthole Bedazzling & Colon CatastrophesTim checks in on beloved fisting icon HungerFF, who recently suffered a shower douche disaster that tore up his tender chute. Now facing a temporary hiatus from deep anal spelunk…

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Community Toilet: America’s Least Wanted Superhero 46:26

19d ago46:26

46:26

On Today’s Episode: Buckle up your buttflaps, Freaks—Tim is back with a scat-tastic start to the week, courtesy of a listener who dug up the internet’s most nauseating gem: Community Toilet, a man who turns his digestive misfortunes into fetish content. Yes, poop is involved. A lot of it. And so are gagging sounds. You’re […] The post Community Toi…

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EPISODE 391: A Cutout For Hanging Dong 59:24

19d ago59:24

59:24

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A child who lives inside a dream, a pop punk band with an important message, the emergence of a nude man, illegal hotel reservations, and the meaning of life.***Outro: Life's What You Make It - Talk Talk***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email …

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Episode 129: Cody & Garth Review Nandor Fodor and The Talking Mongoose 1:14:11

21d ago1:14:11

1:14:11

It's our FIFTH ANNIVERSARY! And to celebrate we have returned to the story that started it all. That's right, Gef The Talking Mongoose! Only this time we will be reviewing the 2023 film, Nandor Fodor and The Talking Mongoose, starring Simon Pegg, Minnie Driver, Christopher Lloyd, and... Neil Gaiman, unfortunately, as Gef the Mongoose. Does it hold …

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Baby Unlovable: The Doll That Haunts You In Your Dreams 52:29

21d ago52:29

52:29

On Today’s Show: n Today’s Show:💀 NYC proves once again it’s a hellscape of horrors: one man dies on the subway, and two others take turns robbing and defiling his corpse. Real Weekend at Bernie’s vibes, minus the whimsy. ✈️ A 60-minute mid-air masturbation marathon leaves a luxury fashion CEO traumatized. American Airlines responded with: […] The …

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203. “Lost in the Woods” - The Case of Sarah Cherry - Bowdoin, Maine [Part 3 - FINAL] 50:47

27d ago50:47

50:47

A trip to the bathroom, speed, and DNA evidence. Dennis Dechaine takes the stand in his own defense. This time he has a whole new story as to what he was doing in the woods when Sarah Cherry was abducted and murdered. Dechaine is ultimately convicted but as he sits in prison, is there new DNA evidence that will lead to his exoneration? Sponsors: Ga…

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188 | Mononoke the Movie: The Phantom in the Rain 49:28

27d ago49:28

49:28

Grab your psychedelic substance of choice and join us for a discussion of MONONOKE THE MOVIE: THE PHANTOM IN THE RAIN. This vivid, hallucinatory anime focuses on two women who encounter an angry spirit in a Japanese feudal harem. We unpack the movie's dense plot, feminist themes, and unforgettable visuals. Join the conversation on Discord: https://…

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BONUS PREVIEW: Period Accurate 2003 Mitsubishi Magna 2:39

23d ago2:39

2:39

We're in a beautiful moment of sexual liberation and no one is benefiting more than the humble werewolf. Get the rest of this episode plus all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a coffee a month at patron.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista

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Butt Boy’s Killer Asshole and the Applebee’s Drag Queen Nobody Wanted 49:25

24d ago49:25

49:25

On Today’s Show: Musical Madness: WTF News Highlights: Also Featured: 🎶 Outro Song:“Sweet Dreams” Nestlé jingle remix from hell.🔥 “It will rape your mind” – an actual line from the DV intro. Consider yourself warned. 💥 Join the Sideshow!Get bonus segments and exclusive episodes all week long.Sign up at https://www.distortedview.com or in-app via Sp…

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A Douche Disaster Sends America’s Favorite Fisting Fanatic To The ER 49:59

25d ago49:59

49:59

On Today’s Show: Happy Monday, Freaks! Tim Henson is back to kick off the week with a colonic explosion of stories that’ll make you laugh, gag, and rethink your decor choices. On today’s show: Plus:🏠 Tim and his mom recount the family’s bold interior design choices, including a red-carpeted Spanish-themed trailer with iron décor and […] The post A …

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EPISODE 390: Flying Shoes, Hidden Flask Bracelet 1:08:34

27d ago1:08:34

1:08:34

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Lying about your degree in chaos mathematics, a mayor and restaurateur in crisis, an update on Dave Hughes, and the Clipping Report.***Outro: Mesh Mask - True Widow***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Email the show at mailbag@boontavista…

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Déjà Distorted View: Taste The Brain Rot 28:26

27d ago28:26

28:26

🎙️ Distorted View Daily – Classic Episode from April 1, 2015💀 “You’re listening to the festering, rotting corpse of a long-expired episode…” In This Time-Warped Episode:Tim finds himself trapped in a podcasting purgatory — doomed to read the same bizarre news story over and over (and over) again. Is it déjà vu? A glitch in […] The post Déjà Distort…

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202. "Lost in the Woods" - The Case of Sarah Cherry - Bowdoin, Maine [Part 2] 52:19

1M ago52:19

52:19

Confessions, denials, and a trial. After 12-year-old, Sarah Cherry was found murdered, Dennis Dechaine was taken into custody. The statements he made to police after those cuffs were slapped on were concerning to say the least. By the time the case made it to trial, the evidence was stacked against Dechaine. But his defense team had a trick card up…

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Throwing Dog Shit In A Baby’s Face 50:09

30d ago50:09

50:09

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:55:07 Jesse Lee Peterson’s Amazing Sponsorship! 09:01:24 Woman Throws Dog Poop At Woman And Child 16:27:18 Screaming At A Toddler Regarding Your Hatred For Canada 18:05:02 Breaking Bongs For Elon Musk 20:32:21 Muslim Woman Has Trouble Eating On The Beach 24:42:07 Dianetics Commercial From The 80’s / 90’s 26…

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187 | Horror Catchup: The Monkey, Trap, Phantom of the Paradise, and more 28:33

1M ago28:33

28:33

Join us for a discussion of all the horror we've been watching, reading, and listening to for the past month outside of our journey to watch Every Horror Movie on Netflix! We dig into the movies TRAP, THE MONKEY, PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE, and DR. STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS; the book THE DEVIL IN SILVER; and the podcast MALEVOLENT. Join the…

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Carbon Chaperone II: Fuck Yourself to Save the World 32:38

1M ago32:38

32:38

Happy April Fool’s Day, Freaks! Tim is back (and sort of better) after an ass-blasting weekend of illness and sulfur burps, and he’s ready to test the limits of his digestive system with gas station hashbrowns. What could possibly go wrong? Today’s episode is an epic sci-fi clusterfuck, and yes, Tim once again saves the […] The post Carbon Chaperon…

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Tourette’s Tributes, Semen Slingers, and Smartphone Sex Stats 34:39

1M ago34:39

34:39

On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! Tim kicks off this week after battling some serious stomach issues—complete with vivid audio proof! Today’s throwback takes us back to the infamous Lenovo computer saga of 2013. Relive Tim’s legendary frustration with Lenovo’s customer service, or as some employees pronounce it, “Lenobo.” Highlights Include: All this pl…

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EPISODE 389: Avec Wasps 1:02:52

1M ago1:02:52

1:02:52

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: An indefinite substance that's definitely safe, cuckolding your way into a retention pond, Subway à la Francais, and close-up magic over IP.***Outro: I Will Possess your Heart - Death Cab for Cutie ***Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista***Ema…

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BONUS PREVIEW: A Nice Big Lovely Welcoming Vagina (with Demi Lardner and Tom Walker) 1:54

1M ago1:54

1:54

Our dear friends Tom and Demi joined us behind the paywall to share more heartwarming stories from Demi's wonderful childhood, plus a regularish episode of the podcast Boonta Vista. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVistaBy Boonta Vista

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Episode 128: Going on a Ghost Adventure 1:12:57

1M ago1:12:57

1:12:57

It's almost April 1st! And you know what that means? Time to talk about some Paranormal Fools! And arguably there is no one who fits that bill more than Zak Bagans and the Ghost Adventures Crew! Who is that? And what is Ghost Adventures? Well, just sit right back and hear a tale. A tale of a paranormal trip. That started from a ghostly town and the…

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Jabbing A Hypodermic Needle In Your Co-Worker’s Penis 47:14

1M ago47:14

47:14

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:31:15 I Took Several Feet Of Wiener Today 05:46:13 Lord Douche Fan Mail And Correction Tape 07:09:15 More Instances Of VR Chat Users Getting Angry 16:41:13 Child Caught With Alcohol Roasts Cops 21:15:20 Preacher Locks Congregation In Church Until They All Tithe 25:58:11 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:20:03 Pl…

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[VIGIL] - Mary's Voice - The Case of Mary Collins - Charlotte, North Carolina 2:11:59

1M ago2:11:59

2:11:59

March 28th, 2025, marks five years since Mary Collins was brutally murdered at the hands of people she trusted. In those five years, only one of the four, Kelly Lavery, has been convicted. Lavi Pham, James Salerno, and America Diehl are still awaiting trial. Salerno and Diehl are currently free on bond. Every year from March 28th - April 5th Mary's…

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186 | The Silence 57:55

1M ago57:55

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Shhhhh! Join us for a very quiet discussion of THE SILENCE, a 2019 movie about a family fleeing vicious creatures who hunt exclusively by sound. "Oh yeah, with John Krasinski and Emily Blunt!" you might say. No, that's the other one. This take on the sensory-deprivation horror genre stars Stanley Tucci, Kiernan Shipka, Miranda Otto, and John Corbet…

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Take The Pedophile Temptation Test 45:55

1M ago45:55

45:55

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:48:16 Faygo Arctic Sun Shipping Charges Are Outrageous 04:33:22 A Online Recruiter For Non-Woke Conservative Patriots Only 05:18:04 Anti-Woke Blockchain Commercial 08:53:03 Alexyss K. Tylor Love That Her Son Is Boning Older Women 15:09:21 Crazy Woman Banned From Grocery Store – Black Irish Mafia Is After He…

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Tainting The Office Water Cooler With Your Gross Ass Herpes Urine 54:29

1M ago54:29

54:29

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:58:22 I’d Be A Rich Pervert 05:11:12 A New Batch Of Fake Disorder Tiktards 14:25:08 A Person With Every Disorder Gets Denied For Disability 16:46:19 The Rare Verbal Non-Verbal 20:10:23 DID Douche Full Of Furry Personalities 23:44:02 Meade Is In To Black Chicks! 28:16:03 Teacher Is Upset About The Student’s …

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EPISODE 388: Mummified Queens And The Boots With The Fur 1:05:17

1M ago1:05:17

1:05:17

Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: apizza amailbag, an ancient Dutchman receiving a second, newer face, the potato-themed license plates of Idaho, a mayoral insurgency in New Jersey, and the best and oldest stink you've ever sniffed.***Outro: My Little Town - Paul SimonBy Boonta Vista

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That Uranus Dick Be Slamming – The Real Men In Black 48:46

1M ago48:46

48:46

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:40:18 Men In Black – THe Adult Film 15:52:04 Incel Has A Position Open For Hot Slut Girlfriend 21:42:14 Teacher Caught Looking At Porn 26:07:24 Why Did God Give Your Kid Cancer? 30:16:03 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:41:07 Spring Break Ear Chomping 35:30:06 Cut Your Hair, Jesus! 38:57:14 A […] The post That …

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201. “Lost in the Woods” - The Case of Sarah Cherry - Bowdoin, Maine [Part 1 ] 40:57

2M ago40:57

40:57

An auto repair receipt, a red Toyota, and a dog named Major. On July 6th of 1988, 12-year-old Sarah Cherry had landed her first babysitting job for a family in Bowdoin, Maine. Sarah was excited as she headed over to the Henkel home to watch their 10-month-old daughter. But when Mrs. Henkel returned home from work that day, she found her baby sound …

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