IMAGE MONTH: Today we're talking about the fifth episode of season two of Witchblade, based on the Top Cow comic book, which Siege was a huge fan of growing up! Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Buy Me A Coffee: https://buymeacoffee.com/zuloji Video Version: https://youtu.be/n-OHdseKUz8 Join T…

PATREON PICK/IMAGE MONTH: Rounding out our listener-sponsored block of 1990's animated series based on Image Comics, we talk about the 14th episode of the HBO series Todd McFarlane's Spawn! Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Buy Me A Coffee: https://buymeacoffee.com/zuloji Video Version: https:…

PATREON PICK/IMAGE MONTH: Continuing with our listener-sponsored block of 1990's animated series based on Image Comics, we review the 15th episode of The Savage Dragon, written by frequent Lazor Comb main character, Bob Forward! Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Buy Me A Coffee: https://buymea…

PATREON PICK: Continuing with our listener-sponsored block of 1990's animated series based on Image Comics, we review the fourth episode of MTV's 1995 series THE MAXX. Content warning as this show deals with difficult themes that may be uncomfortable to some listeners. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/…

PATREON PICK: WildS.I.E.G.e & NeoK.A.L. review the ninth episode of WildC.A.T.s, based on the 90s Image Comic book of the same name created by superstar artist Jim Lee! Siege just so happened to have been a fan of the comic growing up, so there's a lot to talk about! Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/la…

PATREON PICK: On today's episode of the podcast, we review a show where characters spend their time taunting one friend for being grounded, while convincing another that he's dying. The fact that this neuroic kid gets so stressed about dying that he spends the entire episode crying, saying goodbye to people, and giving his stuff away, is played for…

IT'S SYBERIN' TIME! Tonight we review the 25th episode of Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad, where a posh kid decides the school cafeteria lady isn't listening to enough White Zombie, so he enlists an evil computer system lord to create a virus to do something about it! Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/la…

IT'S TROOPIN' TIME! Today we're reviewing the 44th episode of Saban's Vr Troopers, where our heroes build an obstacle course, and the big bad doesn't like that, so he builds his own! Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Buy Me A Coffee: https://buymeacoffee.com/zuloji Video Version: https://youtu…

IT'S BORGIN' TIME! Today we're reviewing the third episode of Saban's Big Bad Beetleborgs, where a trio of homeless monsters get beaten up by a couple of kids simply for hanging out in a park. Meanwhile two rich dweebs hire some shady characters to demolish the local haunted house. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www…

PATREON PICK: A literal slimeball brings a teenager with attitude and his milquetoast friends to an alien planet, only to teleport them back as giant American Gladiators contests who fight evil with the power of aerobics. That's Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills, folks. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https:…

STAR TRONK II THE SEARCH FOR BOOGALOO: In 2022, we dedicated an entire month of episodes of the podcast to reviewing random episodes of various Star Trek series in a programming block we referred to as "STAR TRONK MONTH." Here we are three years later, and there's enough completed Star Trek shows now to do it again! Behold, STAR TRONK II: THE SEARC…

We chat with the voice of Megatron himself, David Kaye, hhyyeeeeeesss. We also read some listener emails, give some shoutouts, and make a big announcement. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Buy Me A Coffee: https://buymeacoffee.com/zuloji Video Version: https://youtu.be/4lws0rlodrM Join The La…

STAR TRONK II THE SEARCH FOR BOOGALOO: In 2022, we dedicated an entire month of episodes of the podcast to reviewing random episodes of various Star Trek series in a programming block we referred to as "STAR TRONK MONTH." Here we are three years later, and there's enough completed Star Trek shows now to do it again! Behold, STAR TRONK II: THE SEARC…

STAR TRONK II THE SEARCH FOR BOOGALOO: In 2022, we dedicated an entire month of episodes of the podcast to reviewing random episodes of various Star Trek series in a programming block we referred to as "STAR TRONK MONTH." Here we are three years later, and there's enough completed Star Trek shows now to do it again! Behold, STAR TRONK II: THE SEARC…

STAR TRONK II THE SEARCH FOR BOOGALOO: In 2022, we dedicated an entire month of episodes of the podcast to reviewing random episodes of various Star Trek series in a programming block we referred to as "STAR TRONK MONTH." Here we are three years later, and there's enough completed Star Trek shows now to do it again! Behold, STAR TRONK II: THE SEARC…

PATREON PICK: Once again at the behest of our patron Josh, we review the fifth episode of the first season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer spinoff Angel! This episode, "Rm w/a Vu" features Cordelia moving into a haunted apartment. Spooky! Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://sh…

At the behest of our patron Josh, we review the fifth episode of the third season of 90's classic Buffy the Vampire Slayer! This episode features Cordelia and Buffy vying for the title of homecoming queen; an old rich hackerman assembling the vampire Village People; and Slayerfest '98, which sadly does not include Raining Blood at any point. Subscr…

Happy Holidays, Maximals and Predacons! For our milestone 150th episode, we are playing and reviewing four BEAST WARS video games! First up is the 1997 PlayStation game simply titled "Beast Wars," then both the PlayStation and Nintendo 64 versions of "Beast Wars: Transmetals" which are just different enough to warrant being covered separately. Fina…

TOO MUCH ENERGON! is BACK after a three month hiatus for our annual Holiday Special episodes! We're kicking things off this week with part one where we provide live commentary for the 2024 box office bomb TRANSFORMERS ONE! Movie Rating: TOO MUCH ENERGON! (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/laz…

PATREON PICK: Supervillains Dark Kat and Viper team up to take over Megakat City and it's up to the SWAT Kats and Commander Feral to stop them! Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/oZzizhBaB0c Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Follow us on …

PATREON PICK: We review the fifth episode of kid-cop show Fillmore! "Red Robins Don't Fly", and Siege somehow manages to go the entire podcast without mentioning Red Robin Gourmet Burgers. Oh and the show was created by Scott M. Gimple, of later The Walking Dead fame. Wacky! Stay tuned until the very end to hear Siege try to explain the plot of Dea…

PATREON PICK: A brand new perk of our $20 Patreon tier is that not only do you get to pick a show for us to review, but you get to pick the specific episode! That's just what long time listener and Patreon supporter Jared did, and he got us to watch the eighth episode of the fourth season of the acclaimed FX series ATLANTA, "The Goof Who Sat By The…

PATREON PICK: We're joined by old friend and guest host Christa to talk about Firefly, a show every single millennial owned on DVD on the 2000s! Will the episode we cover "The Train Job" finally make us give a fuck about trains? Let's find out! Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: …

SHOCKTOBER: Continuing on with spooky season, we review the 15th episode of the late-90s The Crow TV series, "Birds of a Feather." The plot involves Eric being released from prison after being falsely accused of Shelly's murder, and a new lady-Crow showing up to seek revenge for her and her daughter's murder. Subscribe to our Patreon to access excl…

SHOCKTOBER: In celebration of spooky season, we're reviewing the first episode of the acclaimed Paramount+ series Evil, "Genesis 1," which features Luke Cage as a priest-in-training investigating possessions! Neat! Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/YCMIzBlEr5U J…

PATREON PICK: We cover the 12th episode (in broadcast order!) of Saban's NINJA TURTLES: THE NEXT MUTATION, where Mikey is running a pirate radio, and Dragon Man uses that as an excuse to have an old friend for dinner. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/qWIg6F4aco…

I would have waited an eternity for this! It's over, guys. We finally finish Beast Wars Second once and for all! Episode Rating: "NO ENERGON!" (unanimous) Subscribe to our Patreon to access our exclusive podcasts The Super Lazor Comb Patreon Super Show!, TOO MUCH COMMENTARY!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.…

PATREON PICK: This week we're talking about the 14th episode overall of the early-2010s web series Mortal Kombat: Legacy, where Kitana and Mileena go for a stroll through a local park trail, and bump into Johnny Cage. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/xRa6fhwcvm…

Blah blah blah, Beast Wars Second once and for all! Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/otkiUjc4Jf0 Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Buy a TOO MUCH ENERGON! t-shirt: https://www.teepublic.com/user/t…

PATREON PICK: We talk about the 217th episode overall of Regular Show, where a 20-something raccoon is about to graduate high school; his blue jay friend is jealous; and a gumball machine tries to track down a coworker to ask her out on a date. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: …

This week we're reviewing episodes 34, 35, 36, and 37 of Beast Wars II. Episode 34 features Drill Nuts building a big 'ole cannon at Niagra Falls to fire at The Artificial Planet Nemesis. 35 involves Gaviscon getting in Lio Junior's head, and Junior doing what ever teenage boy eventually does; beats up his step dad. Finally 36 and 37 finally give u…

PATREON PICK: This week we're covering episode 27 of Justice League Unlimited, where Gorilla Grodd convinces Lex Luthor to steal a Nazi artifact, and The Flash has the hots for Fire, just like the rest of us. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/jgxMl0J7R3A Show Li…

Gaviscon uses his latest Plot Device™ to summon the great Decepticon weapon Majin Zarak from the distant past to Planet Gaia, and it's up to Lio Convoy and the Maximals to stop it. Lio Junior is all like "no way! two can play!" and uses the same doohickey to bring in Garry Primal all the way from Planet Energon, and the hypest team up since Kane & …

SIEGE PICK: Today we're reviewing the fifth episode of the 1993 NBC series Seaquest: DSV (which is basically Star Trek underwater on a conceptual level), where Cthulhu attacks and glowing energon crystals are found. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/zZpdDofvhyM …

Technically we skip episode 29 because it's a clipshow, but from there on we're talking about episodes 30-33 of Beast Wars II, where The Angle Slam goes evil, and the Decepticons go full Marshawn Lynch. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/pPj2dcNHTTc Show Links: h…

PATREON PICK: We're talking about the 16th episode of the 1990s Hulk Hogan vehicle Thunder in Paradise, where a kidnapped wild child is saved by The Hulkster, who is determined to make him a real boy. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/mExVmsVWYjA Show Links: htt…

The Old Maritimers decide to leave; Lio Convoy discovers that lion he banged a while ago wasn't on the pill; G2 Megatron gets all Angle Slammed up and becomes a redeco of Trypticon; Scuba's cousin is an Amazon delivery driver and brings a tank to planet Gaia. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb …

SIEGE PICK: Prepare to identify as an attack helicopter as we review the ninth episode of AIRWOLF "Mad Over Miami," where Col. AJ Wolffe and Pilot McHale attempt to rescue Cuban freedom fighters from Evil Armyman with the help (and money) of Big Boss & Honey, and Senorita Pantsuit. Siege watched this episode three times to make sense of the convolu…

This week we're covering the 21st, 22nd, 23rd, and 24th episodes of Beast Wars II "The Tentacular (testicular) Scuba," "Megastorm's Reckoning," "Showdown in the Sea," and "Face the Setting Sun," respectively. Highlights include Bighorn getting big-horny for Scylla (a.k.a. the "she-gremlin" from Gremlins 2), Artemis getting jealous of Scylla's affec…

In 2021, a crack podcasting unit was sent to Patreon by $5 subscribers to watch shows they didn't always like. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security creative slump to the Lazor Comb underground. Today, still sponsored by Patrons, they survive as critics of fortune. If you have a series, if no one else will watch it, and if you can conv…

Siege is depressed and tipsy, and Kal is high on painkillers, so naturally we're both in the correct frame of mind to review episodes 17, 18, 19, and 20 of Beast Wars Second. Episode 20 is a another clipshow, so we didn't bother watching it and just gave it a pre-emptive "not enough energon" rating. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive cont…

PATREON PICK: This week we're talking about the 19th episode of the 2005 ABC series Invasion. Things go a little off the rails and we spend most of the episode talking about other things, including the origin of Siege's name, the origin of the name Lazor Comb, and more. We're both dealing with health issues at the moment, so please bear with us. Su…

It's Cinco de Mayo, a fiesta, and a salsa dance all in one as we're introduced to our new buenos amigos, the Jointrons. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/P1dg0U-2nnY Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud…

PATREON PICK: This week's show covers the second episode of Samurai Champloo, where a small town is terrozied by an ogre, and two samurai's have a bathhouse experience. Siege is also a cat. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/nSOqdqQveeQ Show Links: https://linktr…

We both dislike this show and want to get through it as quickly as possible, so we've switched to reviewing it in four episode chunks. This week we're covering Beast Wars Second episodes 9, 10, 11, and 12 "The Strongest Tag Team?," "Autorollers Roll Out!," "Danger! Scissor Boy," and "Galvatron Rampages," respectively. Episode Ratings: "Not Enough E…

PATREON PICK: We talk about the 22nd episode of SyFy's The Magicians, and both Siege & Kal discover new waifus. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/2nPUG11Qvqs Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/AEMkmvud3k Socia…

We're BACK after a four month hiatus to review the eighth episode of Beast Wars II, where the "Insect Robos" Scissor Boy, Drill Nuts, and Centicon do battle against Tazmania Kid, Diver McFrogman, and HEEEEEEEE-HAW himself Bighorn. Lio Convoy also delivers his usual sage wisdom about utter nothingness. Siege also talks about his Transformers purchas…

PATREON PICK: Toknight's podcast is about the fifth episode of a police procedural with a supernatural twist; Forever Knight, which features a vampire cop trying to catch a stripper who gets horny when she's being evil. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/WheltP6u…

SIEGE PICK: We review the 56th episode overall of Letterkenny, "Kids With Problems," where the gang have a sit-down with the local youths to try and scare some sense into them with tough love, chips, pop, and hot dogs. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Audio Version: https://youtu.be/r2vCOZNnS…

SIEGE PICK: We review the 53rd episode overall of Canadian TV classic Trailer Park Boys and also discuss the series as a whole. Subscribe to our Patreon to access exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/KmJJAgnrn-w Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Join The Lazor Comb Discord: https://discord.gg/…