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Walkin 90 - Your Home for All Things USL League One If you love USL League One, chaos-filled lower-league soccer, and unfiltered takes, Walkin 90 is the podcast for you! ⚽🔥 We break down the latest results, highlight standout performances, analyze the biggest storylines, and, of course, bring the Chaos BCS energy every episode. From tactical deep dives to fan-fueled debates, we cover it all—the good, the bad, and the beautifully unpredictable. Join us bi-weekly as we navigate the madness of ...
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Tommy Dassalo doesn't know how to do anything so he's attempting to assemble a Complete Guide To The Human Experience by chatting with different guests about what they've learned, what they've always known, and what they feel the stupidest about. New episodes every Wednesday! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Dave O'Neil & Nick Capper: Pivot From Comedy Into Politics, Insult Robin Williams
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55:54It's the return of NICK CAPPER and the debut of DAVE O'NEIL! We celebrate Capper's birthday in style by hearing about Dave driving to Newcastle in his bathers, his attempts to con his way into a job at The Age and bombing for a group of pub owners. Plus, Capper's insulted the late, great Robin Williams and in a first for the podcast: a guest "storm…
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Ray O'Leary & Meg Jäger: Build A Billycart, Get A Lift From Sydney To Brisbane
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1:02:26This week I'm joined by RAY O'LEARY and MEG JÄGER! Ray gets confronted about his status as Biggest Comedy Gossip, Meg's been grilled about her favourite comedians on a drive from Sydney to Brisbane, I've crashed a billy cart and a listener has had a painful memory brought up by last week's episode! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at…
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Matt Stewart & Suren Jayemanne: Beat GZA At Chess, Fall Asleep Anywhere
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56:13MATT STEWART and SUREN JAYEMANNE join me this week for a mercifully brief chat about the difference between spearmint & peppermint before getting into the meaty topics of how to fall asleep anywhere, beating a member of the Wu Tang Clan at chess, respecting your elders, plus an all-time great concept for a dystopian sci-fi film. How To Do Everythin…
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Bev Killick: Stalk A Future Rock Star, Become The Face Of Incontinence.
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1:04:30BEV KILLICK has been crushing it in comedy clubs around Australia for decades, appearing in heaps of movies and TV shows along the way. She joins me this week to chat about meeting her husband while starting out in stand-up at the Espy, working in a theatre restaurant in Townsville, her friendship with a UFC champion and her legendary tales of publ…
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Mike Goldstein & Frankie Rowsthorn: Host A Perth Talk Show, Bully Your Sibling.
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59:08This week I'm joined by Perthonalities MIKE GOLDSTEIN and FRANKIE ROWSTHORN! We figure out the etiquette of gossiping about other comedians, hear about Frankie and her dad on The Amazing Race, how to pretend that you're into muscle cars, living with a bunch of yucky boys and HEAPS more! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com…
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🎙️ Decision Day Drama & Playoff Chaos
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1:15:25It’s Decision Day in USL League One, and Walkin’ 90 has you covered! We break down all the madness — from Forward Madison’s playoff heartbreak to One Knoxville’s rise to the Players’ Shield. Then, we dive into some friendly chaos as we rank the teams we’d hate to face most in the playoffs 👀 and give our predictions for every postseason matchup. It’…
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Scott Aukerman: Grill The Perfect Democracy Sausage, Sit Front Row For Beyoncé.
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1:06:51The host of Comedy Bang Bang and the co-creater / writer / director of Between Two Ferns, SCOTT AUKERMAN joins me TWICE this week! (sorta.) We break down the differences in the democratic process between our two countries, I share a troubling conversation about AI that I overheard, we nerd out over concert technology and I discover Scott's childhoo…
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Emma Holland & Rhi Down: Befriend Lisa McCune & Kick Off At The Park
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58:31I'm up in Brisbane this weekend so I made time to catch up with EMMA HOLLAND and RHI DOWN! It's a VERY loose one this week as we chat about pregnancy, Emma's friendship with Lisa McCune, pretending to be a tour guide, starting fights at the park and heaps, heaps more! How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything …
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Luka Muller & Alex Ward: Get Abducted Overseas & Find The Perfect Password
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55:37This week I'm joined by LUKA MULLER and ALEX WARD! Luka busts me for having a stupid password on an old social media account, I've stayed in the world's oldest hotel, Wardy's been ripped off by a taxi driver and Luka tells us an absolute odyssey of a yarn about being driven around by a sweet older man in Vietnam. If you're in Queensland, come and s…
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Kyle Kinane: Crash A Houseboat & Break Up A Couple
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Myf Warhurst: Survive The Rapture & Smoke During A Stand-Up Set
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51:57From Triple J, Bang On, Spicks & Specks, and her new podcast The Moment, MYF WARHURST joins me today! We get trivial about how to make the perfect platter for a dinner party, we get deep about how to be alone and love yourself, we unearth a cringe-inducing story about one of my earliest stand-up gigs and of course: we gush about our pets. Something…
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Scott Dooley & Jason Chatfield: Hoodwink The CIA & Live At The M&M's Store
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1:02:03SCOTT DOOLEY and JASON CHATFIELD beam in to the show this week, LIVE from Times Square (yes, really). We learn what it takes to bluff your way in to a dinner with the CIA, as well as discussing Dools being with me when I got owned by an Uber driver, forgetting a joke onstage that I've done a billion times, the origins of Lululemon and so much more!…
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Scout Boxall: Be The Alpha of LARPing & Go On The Lam
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54:01SCOUT BOXALL has been immersed in a tonne of different interests, starting from scratch each time. From court transcriptions where they had to listen in to juicy crime scene details, to making costumes for Live Action Role Playing, to attending clown school in France and absolutely hating it and much, much more. We also take pot shots at a few sele…
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Bron Lewis: Teach Photoshop, Slag People Off
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58:58She's got years of experience teaching high school students How To Do things but how will BRON LEWIS fare against her greatest challenge yet: an inept 39 year old podcast host? We get stuck into Bron's messy history of being busted bitching about someone behind their back, the double-edged sword of posting about important issues, me trying to netwo…
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Tom Ballard & David Quirk: Pretend To Like Queen, Live with ADHD As An Amish Person
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54:53Things go off the rails almost immediately this week with TOM BALLARD and DAVID QUIRK! We interrogate how judgemental the skateboarding community is and ponder the great philosophical question of "should you ever run for the train?" We also get into Tom's teenage years in the closet, the nightmare scenarios we've heard about sleepovers, and try to …
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August Patreon Teaser: Ben Russell, Kirsty Webeck, Josh Earl, Jordan Barr, Urvi Majumdar, Ben Lomas, Tim Hewitt
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18:51Here's this month's tasting plate of bonus episodes, featuring: BEN RUSSELL, KIRSTY WEBECK, JOSH EARL, JORDAN BARR, URVI MAJUMDAR, BEN LOMAS & TIM HEWITT The full episodes that these clips are from are all available right now on the Patreon! Sign up now to hear the full episodes: Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy …
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Sonia Di Iorio: Win An Italian Comedy Competition, Play Flute For The Pope
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56:02This week I'm joined by ACTUAL Italian SONIA DI IORIO to learn about doing stand-up in Italian, in Italy, and playing the flute for the Pope. We also chat about my recent fashion crimes, the logic behind anxiety dreams, and struggling to find birthday cards. How To Do Everything is on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as lit…
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Josh Earl & Ben Lomas: Impersonate A Tennis Champion, Annoy The French
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50:28My very good pals JOSH EARL and BEN LOMAS join me this week to give me a fathers perspective on the atrocious parenting that I witnessed recently from a high-profile public figure, cruise ship comedian gossip, Josh being stroppy in Paris, and Lomas' previous career as a busboy. Josh and I are doing work in progress shows together in BRISBANE on OCT…
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Kirsty Webeck: Swim With Whale Sharks, Compare Everything To Vietnam
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58:05I’m back from Vietnam and the trip has me wondering: am I a pessimist? Well thankfully my guest this week is the boundlessly optimistic KIRSTY WEBECK! It’s a special ocean-themed episode as we chat about how far is too far to drive to the beach, snorkelling as an adolescent versus snorkelling as an adult, The horrors that are probably creeping and …
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Carl Donnelly: Microdose LSD, Go Bald Gracefully
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59:53As someone who grew up in a pub and loves a drink, CARL DONNELLY is the perfect guest to be joining me during one of the worst hangovers I’ve ever had in my life. We chat about our countries mutual appreciation for absolutely sending it in a beer garden, as well as Carl thinking he was bald for many years before accidentally learning the truth, my …
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July Patreon Teaser: Danielle Walker, Nikki Britton, Elouise Eftos, Jordan Barr, Urvi Majumdar & Ben Searle
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11:47Another glimpse behind the paywall, this month featuring highlights from episodes with Elouise Eftos & Ben Searle, Nikki Britton & Danielle Walker and Urvi Majumdar & Jordan Barr! These clips are all from hour-long episodes (split into two parts) that are available right now on the Patreon! Sign up now to hear the full episodes: Patreon.com/HowToDo…
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Lauren Bonner: Tango On Argentinian Television, Eat A Glass Pizza
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1:05:07Co-host of Big Natural Talents, LAUREN BONNER joins me this week! I've become obsessed with online Melbourne restaurant drama, we workshop the ideal way to get comfortable immediately after walking through the front door, we're both incredibly entitled when it comes to flying first class, and we hear all about Lauren having to learn to tango after …
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Sam Taunton & Tim Hewitt: Riff With An Uber Driver, Be The Centre Of Gossip
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1:04:50Two masters in the art of holding court, SAM TAUNTON and TIM HEWITT join me this week for a loose, riff-heavy chat about how I can improve the homework that I ask the guests to do, high school debating teams, Sam and I sharing a bed in Noosa, Tim's Uber driver being pranked by the youth and a tantalising piece of comedy gossip that I've heard recen…
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Yogi and Eboni are back to talk briefly about the Cosmos return before recapping the matches and coaching move over at Omaha. Then it's Jager time, and there are still USL1 teams that could advance to the next round. With no Kyle, does the show go off the rails? Listen and find out.
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Chloe Maddren: Troll Gross Men Online, Steal Your Parents Car
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48:24The host of The Friend Request podcast CHLOE MADDREN welcomes me in to her pillow fort for a delightful catch-up about being late, hearing your mum fart, stealing your parents car as a teenager for a rooting appointment, and how to PROPERLY watch television! How To Do Everything is now on Patreon! Sign up now at Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything for as…
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Quick Kicks: A USL1 discussion with Benji Wade
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38:12In this week's quick kicks, Kyle talks with Benji from the Spokane Soccer Show to discuss the Velocity's great season and what has been the key to their success. Then they talk about the USL1 teams that are over and underachieving as we get close to the halfway point. Then the big news of the Cosmos revival and joining USL1 in 2026 and how importan…
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Des Bishop: Send Messages Out Of China, Work In A Kebab Shop
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53:33If there's anyone who's come close to literally doing EVERYTHING it's DES BISHOP. He's made television shows about working various minimum wage jobs, learning Irish and performing stand-up comedy in Chinese. Where does this innate ability to fit in come from? What are the challenges of appearing on a dating show in China? And which Australian radio…
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Gordi: Cook Turkey For Seventy People, Save An Audience Members Life
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55:02GORDI has a fantastic new record out soon; she's flat out with press and touring and yet she still found the time to promptly and thoroughly fill out The Survey. We chat about her background in medicine and how she's had to utilise it in order to help out an audience member mid-show, living her life at a frantic pace from a young age, having to pre…
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In this episode, we break down another wild week in USL League One action: ⚽️ League results shake up the Chaos BCS rankings with big wins, late drama, and surprise performances. 🏆 The Jäger Cup brought the vibes and the goals — we dive into who’s rising and who’s getting exposed. 📈 Atletico Boise is officially joining USL League One in 2026 — what…
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June Patreon Teaser: Brett Blake, Lizzy Hoo, Nick Capper, Andrew Levins, Gen Fricker & Justin Hamilton
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12:00Another sampling of scintillating bonus episodes has escaped from behind the paywall, this month featuring highlights from Lizzy Hoo, Brett Blake & Nick Capper, Andrew Levins & Gen Fricker and Justin Hamilton! To get the full episodes (hours of extra content!) and support the show, head over and sign up: Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything Hosted on Acas…
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Justin Hamilton: Escape From A Cake, Play Poker Correctly
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52:32Hours after having a Snickers induced psychosis, I’m joined by JUSTIN HAMILTON in my hotel room! We pick apart our two decades of shared history: from me wreaking havoc at the Bourne Ultimatum premiere, Hammo making me lose my mind in the back of a taxi, and the hours and hours we spent playing poker with other comedians. We also finally hear the o…
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Sashi Perera: Always Be Right, Quit Everything
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53:07SASHI PERERA joins me today. She's been killing it all over the place: nominated for Best Newcomer, appearing on Have You Been Paying Attention and selling out shows all around the world. I didn't really know her until recently when we shared a venue together at the Comedy Festival which, as we discover, is a lot like being in a long distance relat…
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We're breaking down all the latest USL League One action! We start with a full recap of the weekend slate, dive into some 🔥 listener questions, and take a close look at the Points Per Game table—who's rising, who's stalling, and who's quietly in trouble. Then, we preview next week's key matchups, share a few bold predictions, and maybe even sound t…
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Brett Blake & Nick Capper: Have A Perfect Day On Edibles, Get Bashed At McDonalds
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1:02:05I’m long overdue to have my beautiful boys BRETT BLAKE and NICK CAPPER on the podcast so I figured why not get ‘em in here together for a big catch-up over a couple of beers. We chat about having a perfect day on the weed edibles, learning to drive on a farm, the mortifying audition tapes of us that exist in a warehouse somewhere and how Brett and …
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In this fast-paced 15-minute episode, we’re running through all the latest from USL League One. From key results on the field to off-field headlines—like Portland paying in tattoos and Texoma chasing attendance history—we’ve got you covered. We’ll hit the standout performances, quickfire takes on who’s hot and who’s not, and the matchups you need t…
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This week on Walkin’ 90, we’re talking chaos, cups, and club culture. We kick things off with the latest Jäger Cup results, take a closer look at Texoma’s bold attendance record attempt, update the always-chaotic Chaos BCS rankings, and wrap it all up with a bizarrely perfect story out of Portland… yes, tattoos are involved. Plus, we play our favor…
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Lizzy Hoo: Draft An Angry Text Message, Fail At A TV Quiz
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1:00:59This week I'm joined by LIZZY HOO! She's hosted the Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala and appeared on Have You Been Paying Attention? among many, many other things. How many of these achievements were on her personal Bingo Card that she keeps every year? We chat about drafting difficult texts and e-mails in the notes app as a form of the…
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May Patreon Teaser: Dilruk Jayasinha, Nina Oyama, Dave Thornton, Zan Rowe, Josh Earl
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13:27A little tasting plate of some of the banger bonus episodes that are available right now over on Patreon, featuring highlights from Dilruk Jayasinha, Nina Oyama, Dave Thornton, Zan Rowe and Josh Earl. To get the full episodes (roughly two and a half hours worth of content!) and support the show, head over and sign up: Patreon.com/HowToDoEverything …
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Sonny Day: Get Bullied For Flossing, Steal A Mirror From A Tram
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1:00:14SONNY DAY is one half of We Buy Your Kids - a design duo who've made incredible posters for the likes of Jack White, Youth Group, Laneway Festival, as well as tonnes of movie and video game posters for Mondo. As a painter, he's had solo exhibitions around the world and painted murals for Paramount House in Sydney to pluck just a couple of credits f…
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Nina Oyama: Choreograph An Indian Wedding, Get Booked On A Cooking Show
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1:12:41Who better to 'explore the neigbourhood' with than Deadloch's NINA OYAMA!? Nina takes umbrage with The Survey, we chat about predictability and being a photocopy of a photocopy in comedy as well as hearing all about Nina's adventures organising the dance for an Indian wedding and Tommy wants to know how to get booked on a cooking show. How To Do Ev…
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This week on Walkin’ 90, the lower league chaos continues! Portland United and Texoma finally pick up their first-ever wins, while Union Omaha and Richmond continue to slide. Greenville, Madison, and Naples? Still finding new ways to get in their own way. We also break down the Points Per Game table (is it time to panic or believe?), spotlight team…
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Dave Thornton: Know Everything About Basketball, Fail At Meditation
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1:06:04My old pal DAVE THORNTON joins me this week! Dave's such a knowledgeable guy about so many things so of course I couldn't resist wasting his time by talking about him about the Sonic The Hedgehog movie. We learn about how Dave's juvenile streak is really striking a chord with his children, his obsessive love of basketball and how it developed at a …
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Zan Rowe: Find Cool Stuff In Japan, Keep A Plant Alive
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1:00:43As the host of ABC's Take Five ZAN ROWE has interviewed hundreds of people and is so beloved as a conversationalist that just before this episode, she was giving a talk in the building where I record about how to be a good interviewer. No pressure! We chat about how Zan taunted me online about the fact that she was watching Jamiroquai in Adelaide a…
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This week on Walkin’ 90, we preview the big US Open Cup matchups as Chattanooga, Union Omaha, and AV Alta get their shot at MLS opposition. Can the underdogs make some noise? We also break down the weekend’s wild results and ask the big questions: Why are Richmond, Union Omaha, and Greenville riding the rollercoaster? And seriously—who scheduled FC…
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Ben Shewry: Land A Helicopter At A Restaurant, Fix A Pinball Machine
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1:02:45Head chef and owner of the legendary restaurant Attica, and author of the book ‘Uses For Obsession’ BEN SHEWRY joins me to chat about being humbled by Yo La Tengo, harnessing the positivity that can come from shame, learning how to fix pinball machines and the time some Wall Street bankers landed a helicopter at his restaurant without permission. P…
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Jess Fuchs: Connect With Anyone, Almost Drown At A Party
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55:18After gigging with her in Sydney a while back, I knew that JESS FUCHS would be a great chat for this show and so I bestowed upon her the grand honour of christening my new recording space. Jess prides herself on her ability to connect with and accurately read anyone she meets. I'm not sure if I'm good at connecting with people or, as in the case of…
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This week on Walkin’ 90, we dive into one of the wildest weekends in USL League One — from the chaotic 4-4 goalfest in Richmond to the tense 1-1 showdown in Madison. Has defense officially left the building, or is it just taking a breather? We break down all the madness, the standout performances, and what it all means for the league moving forward…
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Sebastien Grainger (Death From Above 1979): Roast Lou Reed, Bake The Perfect Birthday Cake
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1:09:52The almighty DEATH FROM ABOVE 1979 are about to hit Australia, playing their beloved debut album "You're A Woman, I'm A Machine" in full. They're one of my all-time favourite bands and so I'm thrilled to have vocalist and drummer SEBASTIEN GRAINGER join me on the show this week. We chat about how his self-critical appraisal of his own performances …
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Greenville’s Grind: Triumph's Start, Club Legends, and the Road Ahead
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42:07Greenville Goals joins the show to break down all things Greenville Triumph as the USL League One season kicks into gear. With 5 matches played and a 2-1-2 record, we dive into the highs, lows, and everything in between. We talk Greenville’s evolving style of play, standout performances, and shine a spotlight on club legends Brandon Fricke, Tyler P…
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Melanie Bracewell: Climb Cringe Mountain, Chase Down A Free Meal
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1:08:35In spite of her self-confessed terrible sense of direction, MELANIE BRACEWELL found her way to the studio and joins us this week to chat about how her meteoric rise through the ranks of Australian comedy wouldn't have been possible without scaling the most dangerous peak of all: Cringe Mountain. Tommy's been offered a free meal and feels too scared…
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