Best Julian Seed Podcasts (2025)

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Episode 23 - Julian's Extreme Makeover 32:59

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4d ago32:59

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Julian prepares for a special date, with the help of guest stars Tracy and Martina! But will he get the Peaky Blinders look he's after? There's also an update on Ricky's jail vacation, and Bubbles' search for an alien asteroid. Plus: A Louvre jewel heist life hack!

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Episode 22 - More F**ks, Please 32:56

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Julian and Terry get wood with a new tree-cutting business - but is their sh*tty old saw up to the job? Terry brings up a dark period from Ricky and Julian's past, and gets into trouble with his wife Trish. Plus: AI learns from the best, as Julian teaches Boner to f**kin' swear!

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Episode 21 - ChatBONER 25:35

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Time's running out to stash the slime before winter, and Terry's got some wild ideas how to transport it out of Halifax! Julian continues to make friends with his AI buddy, and Terry ponders rocket-launching balloons. Plus: Don't tell the Oak Island dicks - Terry's about to go on a treasure hunt?!

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Episode 20 - Takin' Care Of Business 25:28

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Episode 19 - Terry's Moon Sh*t 32:46

1M ago32:46

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Julian, Terry and Jacob discover a billion dollar product... and it's growing under Ricky's trailer! But what the f**k can they do with it? There's also footage of the Green Bastard's All Elite Wrestling debut, and news on Ricky's jail hockey tournament. Plus: Do peanut trucker drinks taste like sh*t? Jacob does a taste test!…

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Episode 18 - Is Jacob Smarter Than Julian? 32:25

1M ago32:25

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Ricky's banged up in jail again, so Jacob is bringing the chips - and the smarts! They discuss muscle snuggies, Jacob's sh*tty career choices, and the weird world of furries. Plus: Why gettin' overlearnt could land you in hospital!

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Episode 17 - Park After Dark 2.0 30:38

2M ago30:38

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After an unfortunate trailer-f**king-up incident, Bubbles has remodeled the Park After Dark set... and it looks fuckin' DECENT! But what will Julian and Ricky think? Plus: liquor news, baby bunions, and an important question: What would you shove up your arse while shoplifting?

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Episode 16 - The Green Bastard, Jelly Roll, And A Meat Bear 32:22

2M ago32:22

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F**k yeah, Ricky and Julian are getting out of jail! But no fires at the park, boys, or you'll be right back in con college. Bubbles brings exciting news - and video! - of his performance with music legend Jelly Roll, and the Green Bastard's professional wrestling debut. Plus: The boys ponder poop protocol and protein chips!…

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Episode 15 - True Facts That Sound Like Bullsh*t 29:01

2M ago29:01

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The Boys are book learnin' today! Be amazed at f**ked facts about deer-whales, Japanese vending machines, and a very long kitty. And watch out Steve French - Ricky wants to punch out a mountain lion! Plus: Julian is... Pumpalicious!

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Episode 14 - Car Wash Boys 31:39

2M ago31:39

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Fight! Fight! Fight! The Boys clash over Bubbles' decision to buy a new show for TPB+, but the trailer looks pretty fackin' decent! There's also a baby-bornting robot, a dirty disaster at 36,000ft, and speeding ticket f**kery in Switzerland. Plus: Can you beat the Boys in a TV show quiz?

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Episode 13 - Jail Is Fackin' Awesome 29:16

2M ago29:16

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The rain ain't coming and the fires are spreading - no wonder Bubs wants to stay in jail! Before he hides under Julian's bed, they discuss giant rats, vampire cocks, and Ricky's woodland pyromania. Plus: Got the hangover from Hell? Cure it with a marathon run!

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Episode 12 - Golfin' With Flames 26:35

3M ago26:35

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If you go down to the woods today... you'll wind up in con college! Find out how Ricky got f**ked over by fire, Julian's film crew heist, and why Bubs is missing supper in jail. There's also a menagerie of angry grizzlies, arsonist ospreys, and pan-fried sh*t guppies!

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Episode 11 - Crazy Things You Didn't Know With Cory And Jacob 28:24

3M ago28:24

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Park After Dark is about to get a whole lot dumber - Cory and Jacob are in the trailer! Find out which nut has nipples, Cory's favourite video games, and why Jacob is working nine jobs. Plus: Meet the new ambassador of Iceland... Ricky!

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Episode 10 - Crazy Train 27:43

3M ago27:43

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The Boys had a wild time at the Edmonton Great Outdoors Comedy Fest - but has Julian f**ked their chances of crashing the Halifax show? Ricky picks up a musical instrument and wants in with the Shitrockers, while Bubbles finds a greee-eaasy use for seaweed. Plus: a tribute to the ultimate rocker and Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne!…

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Episode 9 - A Chip Off The Ol' Cyrus 27:35

3M ago27:35

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The Boys had bananas-on-bananas weekend of partying... but who stayed sober? Bubbles continues his air crash investigations, Ricky is hungry for Canada goose, and Julian wants to rent a granny. Plus: Are you man enough to knock a chip off Cyrus' shoulder?

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Episode 8 - Kama Sutra Ricky 29:22

4M ago29:22

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You know Jacques or Jacques knows you? Ricky's cop trick came unstuck in New Brunswick - find out who saved the day! The Boys also investigate the rock band that doesn't exist, and why you shouldn't shove a live eel up your arse. Plus: A bang a day keeps Ricky's sads away!

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Episode 7 - Park After Dark In The Park 23:08

4M ago23:08

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It's always sunny in Sunnyvale – and hot as f**k after Ricky trashed the aircon! Discover who fought Elvis in Fredericton, why Bubbles wants a lip job, and the dangers of gettin' greasy with 50 Shades Of Grey. Plus: Flex Seal, Doritos, Uber? You're awesome... now pay up!

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Episode 6 - Wiener Juice Prison Blues 30:31

4M ago30:31

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F***CK! Ricky and Julian are still in jail, but Ricky has a hand-y escape plan! Bubs brings more bad new from the park, Ricky ponders marriage to a chatbot, and Julian has a business idea - but he's gonna need a raccoon costume. Plus: Imprisoned in Alligator Alcatraz? The Boys have some snake fighting tips!…

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Episode 5 - Deep Fried Toilet Chicken 29:07

4M ago29:07

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Ricky and Julian hope to get outta jail soon - hopefully before Ricky nukes the place making fried chicken! Also on the menu: A big-ass bigfoot, a greasy free flight hack, and a cheeseburger beast bigger than Randy. Plus: Bubbles becomes an air crash investigator!

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Episode 4 - Beer Battered Bubbles 36:42

5M ago36:42

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Ricky and Julian are still banged up in jail - at least Bubs has some good news from Sunnyvale, right? Nope! The Boys also discuss underwater rugby, dick boss cosplay, and do some muscle math. Plus: Bubbles puts the 'fun' into funeral with a scrumpdilly feast!

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Episode 3 - Jail Spice 32:28

5M ago32:28

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Hello darkness, my old friend... the Boys are back in jail again! Find out what the f**k Ricky and Julian did to get there, and which dumb cops arrested them. They also delve into the greasy world of rubber babies, cheese chasing, and phone booth boxing. Also: Here's the news - and a baby!

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Episode 2 - AIn't Never Been So Frisky In My Life 32:08

5M ago32:08

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The future is here, and it's greasy as f**k! They Boys explore robot pizza servers, self-driving cars, and get dirrrrty with an AI chatbot. Plus: Get yer high heels on, we're heading to Carmel to chew caramels!

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Season 7 Episode 1 - Brain Compartments & Brain Departments 31:13

5M ago31:13

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Hold onto your alligator cocks and get ready - we're starting Season 7 with some f**kin' serious hash-inspired book learning! Find out what space smells like, how to invent a colour, and why Ricky wants to live in a swamp for 100 years. Plus: Ragin' over Teddy Ruxpin!

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Episode 52 - Muscular Meat Pile & Stoned-O 29:36

6M ago29:36

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Bubbles is all banged up after a fancy dinner at the SPCA, maybe hair of the cock and a tiny chef will cheer him up? The Boys also have a f**k-ton of weird news, including the robot that went f**ky, the highest town in Turkey, and gourmet chicken fingers (the sh*t kind!) Also: Got kitty legal problems? Better Call Bubs!…

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Episode 51 - Animal House 30:14

6M ago30:14

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Gummy up and strap in - it's a carnival of critters on Park After Dark, with parachuting beavers, cuddle skunks and helicopter-f**king-up penguins! Julian's also got a quiz about snacks in space, and Ricky wants to talk about sex, baby!

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Episode 50 - May The 5th Be With You 31:49

6M ago31:49

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Happy Day After Star Wars Day! The Boys get into an argument about R2-D2, and Ricky learnts some awesome Earth facts. There's also a holy water hex, AI robot grooming, and some greasy stuff down at the Legion!

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Episode 49 - A Wild Ride With Steve-O 41:50

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Strap in for one f**kin' wild ride! Special guest Steve-O spills the beans on his most f**ked stunts, smuggling drugs to Sweden, and a hot sauce for your butthole. He also reveals which pop megastar was a royal DICK!

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Episode 48 - Big Bubs, Little Bubs 31:29

6M ago31:29

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The Boys had a blast at the Maple Leafs hockey game at the weekend, and met 3,000 awesome-as-f**k TPB fans! They also chat about petrifying aliens, the guy in the chair, and a delicious Julian BBQ. Plus: Why don't we do it in the road? Because it'll cost ya 10 f**king years in jail!

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Episode 47 - Chips, Pop And A Bar 32:19

7M ago32:19

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The Boys have a bunch of new TPB chips to sell at the mall and make some serious scrilla! Before they f**k off, they discuss flying pickles, a p**sy health hack, and an all-you-can-eat buffet that ain't for Randy. Plus: Play Ricky's new game, Cool or Not Cool!

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Episode 46 - Gettin' Lubed With Ricky 33:12

7M ago33:12

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The Boys are feeling a bit jinkety-janked today! Maybe a sauna, pedicure or a tickle sandwich with Jay Baruchel would help? They also discuss using AI to stay outta jail, Mars space weed, and Ricky's sex lube experiments... it's gonna get GREASY!

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Episode 45 - April Foolish 32:18

7M ago32:18

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Here's your PAD Fools GOLD! Find out who got f**ked over by an early April fools, why sea kitties are so ugly, and who made a stink in the Gettin' Cooked kitchen. Plus: Julian has some F**KIN' HUGE news for ya...

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Episode 44 - Gimme The F**king Liquor! 33:46

7M ago33:46

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It's officially BOOZE MONDAY! The Boys are back at a new time, and getting right out of 'er with their delicious new liquor drinks. Is organ flush and muscle cream coming next? We've also got cobra fighting kitties, a naked date at the lake with Julian, and a peek at Gettin' Cooked With Ricky, coming to SwearNet March 28!…

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Episode 43 - Theory Of F**kativity 28:49

8M ago28:49

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Spring is springin', hash seeds are growin', and Ricky is ready for Valentine's Day. Yup, space and time are all f**ky on today's Park After Dark! There's also a wordsmarts quiz, a trip to Puppy Mountain, and turkey roasting alchemy. Plus: Beware the Ides of March!

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Episode 42 - MrSoul And The Bubbles Blueberry 33:13

8M ago33:13

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He's the smartest guy in the park! Seed king MrSoul drops by with his latest delicious creation - Bubble's Blueberry F4, now available at brothersgrimmseeds.com. It's purple! He also spills some seed-growing secrets and teaches the Boys about nuclear reactors. Plus: Can Ricky's Hash Plant make his brain more red?…

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Episode 41 - The F**k You Stick 31:28

8M ago31:28

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F**k off February, and take your sh*tcicles with you! Bubs is still banged up with the bird flu, Ricky's flippin' about flying, and Julian wants to be the new Robin Hood. Plus: Are you a cat person? The Boys wanna talk to you!

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Episode 40 - The Bird Is The Word 29:25

8M ago29:25

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F**K OFF WITH THE BIRD FLU!! Bubs was just trying to help f**kin' Donnie out, now he's all banged up. Will he take his revenge on the sickly chicken? Also find out why Julian wants to be a workin' man in Japan, and who the Boys crown Dummy Of The Week!

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Episode 39 - Be My Muscular Valentine 31:51

9M ago31:51

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Happy banging day! Ricky's been trawling Plenty Of Sharks for a date, and Bubs is hoping for a Swedish massage. Julian's got money on his mind with a greasy new business scheme... anyone wanna buy 100,000 eggs?! Plus: Can you beat the Boys in a rock band quiz?

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Episode 38 - LIQUORADE 29:20

9M ago29:20

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You're gonna need plenty of gummies and booze to keep up with today's Park After Dark! There's a greasy OnlyFans record attempt, 4D fart videos, and a quest to see Oasis - but will Liam f**k off for $500K? Plus: The Boys reveal their plan to save Canada... with LIQUOR!!!

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Episode 37 - The Seed Of Ricky 30:28

9M ago30:28

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January, its's been nice knowing ya, now f**k off! Ricky's gone down with swan flu, Julian's in trouble for spending merch royalties on ladies, and Bubs has got a feeling he can't hide, oh yeah! Plus: Getcha Ricky hash plant seeds, but don't grow a f**kin' stink weed! Watch a new episode of Park After Dark every Friday at SwearNet.com and the TPB S…

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Episode 36 - Finger Lickin' F**ked 29:20

9M ago29:20

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Hold onto your cocks for a frenzy of facts, fun and food f**kery! Bubs and Randy test their fast food knowledge, Julian brings the mind-blowing facts (not) and Randy shows off his f**king terrible impressions!

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Episode 35 - Julian's Hot Buttered Rum 29:25

10M ago29:25

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Mother Nature is a motherf**ka! The Boys raise their glasses to those affected by the LA wildfires. Ricky's also feeling sore after an unpleasant medical procedure, Julian checks out a new rum drink, and there's a lot of borntdays to celebrate. Plus: Look the f**k out when British Randy's trousers come off!…

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Episode 34 - Bad Bad Boys 30:53

10M ago30:53

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The Boys are high, but Bubs is about to get real high... he's flying to the UK to party with fans at Sh*trockers screenings! They also chat about Fogvid-24, sending Randy to Russia, and Haywire - the unluckiest band in the world!

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Episode 33 - Fack To The Future 29:24

10M ago29:24

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The Boys have been partying like it's 1999 - how the f**k did they wake up in 2025?! The future sounds f**ked as they discuss super book-learnt AI, killer robot cops, and sh*tty cyber trucks. Plus: Coming to a theater near you... NUNDERNEATH!

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Episode 32 - Rockin' Around The Old P*ss Tree 31:58

10M ago31:58

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It's Christmas Day and the Boys can't wait to open their gifts and tuck into a big bacon breakfast! There's also Christmas cracker fun, Jail Spice chips, and Julian's million-dollar plan for 2025. Plus: Ricky believes in... Liquid Santa?!?

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Episode 31 - The Boys Get Lit! 27:27

10M ago27:27

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Santa's come early and brought some awesome sh*t - new Trailer Park Boys chips and BIC lighters! But will they make any scrilla out of it? There's also the world's most costly coffee, a killer cat, and the Jaguar that wasn't there. Plus: What gifts has Julian, ahem, acquired for his best buds? Find out soon...…

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Episode 30 - I Would Do Anything For Bubbles, But I Won't Do That 30:53

11M ago30:53

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The Christmas countdown has begun, and the Boys are getting f**ked up on vodka and... acid?! Ricky recounts his Helix tribute band tour, Julian wrestles with a pipe-bomb-up-the-a*se conundrum, and Bubbles has some devastating Bitcoin news. Plus: A very Swiftie borntday!

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Episode 29 - Randy The Roadie 25:26

11M ago25:26

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Start spreading the news, the Boys are leaving today... to get f**ked up in New York, New York at the Shitrockers movie fan screening! At least they saved $8 on their sh*tty flights to buy some (good kind) chicken fingers. But will Ricky make it across the border? Also: Bad news bananas, radiation nipple hats, and why Randy's about to get fired!…

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Episode 28 - Sh*trockin' Around The World 34:28

11M ago34:28

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Holy flyin' f**k, the Boys had a CRAZY week! Thank f**k they - and Shitrockers bassist Waylon - are sober enough to recount wild tales and gossip from the Standing On The Shoulders Of Kitties premieres in London, LA and Halifax. Find out who nearly destroyed the Abbey Road mixing desk, and what OTHER liquor Julian's been drinking. Plus: Look out Sw…

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Episode 27 - Matt Barr: The Man With The World's Biggest Penis 27:39

11M ago27:39

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Julian pulled it off! The man with the world's biggest penis, Matt Barr, joins Ricky, Julian and Randy on the worldy pipe for a special interview. Find out everything you've ever wanted to know about owning a massive unit... and Randy's got some stupid f**kin' questions too!

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Episode 26 - Close Encounters Of The Sexy Kind 27:52

12M ago27:52

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Today's Park After Dark is out of this f**king world! Julian recounts his crazy UFO experience, Bubbles considers exploring the universe without his kitties, and Randy thinks about friggin' alien cheeseburgers... f**k's sake Randy. And whatever ya do, don't land on Planet F**k!