Best Judge Topher Podcasts (2025)

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CASE 0418: These Are Some High End Judges! 1:59:37

2h ago1:59:37

1:59:37

DEFENDANT: White Lotus EVIDENCE: White Lotus Makgeolli SCENE OF THE CRIME: An Exclusive Resort Near You -- Hey friends! Welcome to another entertaining episode of True Crimes Against Wine. Grab a glass and join us as we whisk you away into the captivating world of the White Lotus – where luxury meets underhanded alliances and unexpected twists! We’…

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Sidebar Ep. 110: Snack Attack Confessions: The Great Chip Debate 12:36

7d ago12:36

12:36

Welcome back, dear friends, to another hilarious episode of True Crimes Against Wine, where we dive into the world of snacks, accompanied by some unexpected and wild flavors! With our guest Hermes briefly making his mischievous presence known, we tackle Judge Rachel’s burning question from our listener, Mae, about favorite potato chips. Join us as …

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CASE 0417: All The Lovers (of bubbly wine!) 1:53:36

14d ago1:53:36

1:53:36

DEFENDANT: Kylie Minogue EVIDENCE: Kylie Prosecco SCENE OF THE CRIME: Veneto, Italy/Melbourne, Australia -- Hey there, mate! Join us as we uncork a delightful rosé Prosecco and dive into the bubbly world of Kylie Minogue. We get chatty about everything from Prosecco's fizz to pop sensation Kylie, and even manage to sprinkle in some fun pop culture …

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Sidebar Ep. 109: Nostalgia and Sides: Cracking Open Memories at Cracker Barrel 12:59

21d ago12:59

12:59

Hey there! Ready to dive into the delicious madness that is Cracker Barrel? We've got a fun episode lined up that’s all about nostalgia, the scrumptious joy of hash brown casserole, and even a little road trip down memory lane. Imagine a place where the fried okra is crunchy, the rocking chairs are ready for serious lounging, and you never quite be…

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CASE 0416: Le Joie de Vin 1:43:23

28d ago1:43:23

1:43:23

DEFENDANT: Emily in Paris EVIDENCE: Lillet Blanc SCENE OF THE CRIME: Paris -- Bonjour, mes amis! Dive into the delightful world of 'True Crimes Against Wine' where we take a stylish detour from our usual libations. Join us as we uncover the tantalizing truth behind aperitifs and their bitter companions, digestifs, with our special focus on the deli…

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Sidebar Ep. 108: Useless Skills & Yo-Yo Showdowns 6:30

1M ago6:30

6:30

Hey there, friend! Get ready to giggle as we unwrap a delightful email from Tina in Greenland. She charms us with tales of yo-yo prowess and poses a fun question that gets us all sharing our most useless, yet totally entertaining, skills. Spoiler: burping on command and NY Times crosswords might just make the cut! Join us for some laughs, hidden ta…

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CASE 0415: Get a Clue, Listeners 1:43:41

1M ago1:43:41

1:43:41

DEFENDANT: Judge Rachel EVIDENCE: A Broken Bottle of Manos Special Edition Clue Cabernet Sauvignon SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Murder Shed -- Hey there. Welcome back to another episode of True Crimes Against Wine! This week, we're diving into the mystery edition of our beloved podcast, where the unknown reigns supreme. Will we stay on topic? Who knows!…

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Sidebar Ep. 107: The Dress Dilemma: Finding the Perfect Fit 8:28

2M ago8:28

8:28

Hey there, lovely listeners! Welcome back to another fun-filled episode of True Crime Against Wine. This time, we're diving into the whimsical world of wedding planning - from the exciting (and sometimes exhausting) hunt for the perfect dress to the delightful details of Topher's attire. Join us as we share laughs and stories about choosing the per…

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CASE 0414: Ru Crimes Against Wine 2:00:24

2M ago2:00:24

2:00:24

DEFENDANT: RuPaul EVIDENCE: House of Love Canned Cocktails SCENE OF THE CRIME: The WerqRoom -- Hey there! Ready for some fun? In this episode, we step away from the usual somber crime stories and dive into the vibrant world of drag with a side of canned cocktails. Join us as we explore the quirky and colorful House of Love cocktails by none other t…

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Sidebar Ep. 106: Unraveling Barbara Ann: The Mystery and Magic of Our Podcast Listener 10:33

2M ago10:33

10:33

Hey there, welcome back to another fun-filled episode of True Crimes! Ever wondered what it’s like when a mother and daughter hit the road together, tuning into their favorite podcast? Well, today’s episode is packed with delightful tales and hilarious moments featuring our beloved listener, Barbara Ann! Join us as Judge Rachel spills the beans abo…

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CASE 0413: Wine and the Wee Wifey 1:51:07

2M ago1:51:07

1:51:07

TRIGGER WARNING: SA, please take care of your mental health. We value you and don't want to cause any harm through the things we discuss. -- DEFENDANT: Outland EVIDENCE: Manos Outlander Sauvignon Blanc SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Scottish Highlands -- Hey there, my friend! Welcome to our latest episode, where we take a fun and sometimes intense ride th…

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Sidebar Ep. 105: Surviving the Purge: Creative Self-Defense Ideas 8:18

3M ago8:18

8:18

Hey there, welcome to another thrilling episode of True Crimes Against Wine! In this spooky season special, we're diving into the hypothetical chaos of The Purge. With a mix of humor and strategy, we chat about potential self-defense weapons and the hilarity of having to work as a DoorDasher during such a wild event. From debating the merits of a t…

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CASE 0412: Roll For Podcast 1:56:19

3M ago1:56:19

1:56:19

DEFENDANT: Dungeons and Dragons EVIDENCE: Quest's End Warlock Whiskey SCENE OF THE CRIME: Your Imagination -- Welcome to our latest episode where we dive into the magical realm of Dungeons & Dragons, exploring the adventures and misadventures it offers. Get comfortable as we discuss the nuances of creating characters, rolling dice for destiny, and …

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Sidebar Ep. 104: Wigging Out: The Silliest Pet Purchases 7:25

3M ago7:25

7:25

Hey there! In this fun and lighthearted episode, we're diving into the charmingly absurd world of pet spoiling. Whether it's buying wigs for dogs or getting those must-have squeaky toys, there's no limit to how far we'll go for our furry friends! Join us as we chat about our most ridiculous purchases for our beloved pooches, complete with hilarious…

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EPISODE 0411: Do Miss the Bus! 2:05:08

3M ago2:05:08

2:05:08

DEFENDANT: Frida Kahlo EVIDENCE: Cigar Box Cabernet Sauvignon, Frida Edition SCENE OF THE CRIME: Maipo Valley, Chile -- Hey there, true crime aficionados! In today’s episode, we’re diving into the fascinating world of Frida Kahlo, an iconic artist who painted her own path despite all odds. We’ll chat about her tumultuous relationship with fellow ar…

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Sidebar Ep. 103: Designing Haunted Houses for Your Friends and Frenemies 14:12

4M ago14:12

14:12

Hey there, and welcome back to our spooky shenanigans at True Crime Against Wine Sidebar! 🎃 In this episode, we're diving into the world of haunted houses, but with a twist. Ever wondered what kind of haunted house your friends might design just for you? Or how about your fiancée? It's a wild ride of fears and phobias coming to life in ways you nev…

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EPISODE 0410: A Song of Wit and Wine 1:41:50

4M ago1:41:50

1:41:50

DEFENDANT: George R.R. Martin EVIDENCE: House of the Dragon Cabernet Sauvignon SCENE OF THE CRIME: Westeros -- Welcome back, my fellow wine aficionados and Westeros wanderers! In today’s True Crimes Against Wine, we're popping the cork on a special edition for all you Game of Thrones and House of Dragon fans. Picture this: the lush vineyards of Ore…

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Sidebar Ep. 102: A First-Timer's Revelations at Atlanta Pride 9:19

4M ago9:19

9:19

Hey pals! In this episode, we dive into an unforgettable day at Atlanta’s Pride Parade. Our first-timer shares their excitement about embracing the vibrant, joyful atmosphere while soaking in the diverse community spirit. 🌈 Listen in as we chat about everything from the heartwarming moments with angelic protectors shielding us from hate to the quir…

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COMPANION EPISODE: Celine Sing-along! 37:34

4M ago37:34

37:34

Welcome to the companion Sidebar to our special Tophermas Celine Dion episode! In this magical rendition, our Judges have just finished recording, so to put it frankly, they are pretty lit. So why not record them answering musical trivia for your entertainment? That's right; we have more bad singing and hilarity for you! Consider this our holiday g…

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CASE 0409: Cuz I'm Your Topher, And You Are My Wine (Power of Love holiday remix) 1:41:05

4M ago1:41:05

1:41:05

DEFENDANT: CELINE DION!!! EVIDENCE: Domaine Delaporte Sancerre, Loire Valley, FR SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Universe -- *DISCLAIMER* This episode includes cringe-worthy segments of terrible singing. If you have sensitive ears (or stomachs) please be advised. Happy Birthday, Judge Topher!!! That's right, it is Tophermas Day! It's all downhill from here…

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CASE O408: It's Good to Hear Us, Isn't It? 1:27:09

4M ago1:27:09

1:27:09

DEFENDANT: The Wonderful World of Oz EVIDENCE: Manos Yellow Brick Road Sauvignon Blanc SCENE OF THE CRIME: Munchkinland, duh. -- Let us be glad! Let us be grateful! Let us rejoicify that drunkenness could subdue... being boring? Yes, dear listeners, Good News! We are gracing you with a surprise bonus episode this holiday season. What is this feelin…

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CASE 0407: Workin' Wine to 5 1:36:26

5M ago1:36:26

1:36:26

DEFENDANT: Dolly Parton EVIDENCE: Dolly Chardonnay SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sevierville, Tennessee -- Howdy, darlin's! In this long awaited episode, our Judges examine the voluptuous past and bodacious present of America's Queen, the one and only Dolly Parton. From her humble roots to her rise to stardom, her glamorous image to her generous spirit, we h…

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Sidebar Ep. 101: Uncorked Adventures and Unexpected Encounters in Oregon's Wine Country 9:54

5M ago9:54

9:54

Hey there! Welcome back to another exciting episode of True Crimes Against Wine. We've got a juicy one for you today, as we dive into my recent trip to the beautiful wine country of Oregon. It was quite the adventure, filled with unexpected surprises, a little bit of drama, and some unforgettable moments. From reuniting with old friends at a belove…

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CASE 0406: A Spirited Conversation 1:43:47

5M ago1:43:47

1:43:47

DEFENDANT: The Realm of the Occult EVIDENCE: Manos Ouji Cabernet SCENE OF THE CRIME: Beyond the Veil -- Hey wine-loving pals! Welcome to another episode full of thrills with True Crimes Against Wine! 🍷 Tonight, we're extending the spooky season vibe with a Cabernet Sauvignon that matches our taste for all things mysterious and macabre. Join us as w…

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Sidebar Ep. 100: Fact That Check!!! 11:51

5M ago11:51

11:51

In this exciting special episode, we celebrate airing our 100th Sidebar. Not only do we get to hear Fact Checker speak (yes, he came to work today), he also relistened to each episode so that he could write a diabolical quiz to test the memories of both our judges. What do you think? Which judge retained the most information over the years? Or will…

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CASE 0405: No, Rachel, It Doesn't Taste Like Grapes! 1:28:17

6M ago1:28:17

1:28:17

DEFENDANT: Emma Watson EVIDENCE: Renais Gin SCENE OF THE CRIME: Chablis, France -- Hey there, fabulous friends! Welcome to another thrilling episode of True Crimes Against Wine, and guess what? We’re diving into our very first liquor episode of Season Four. That’s right, we’re shaking things up with some gin-tastic revelations! Now, before you roll…

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Sidebar Ep. 99: Living Through Horror: Movie Scenarios and Spooky Seasons 11:57

6M ago11:57

11:57

Hey there! Welcome back to another episode of True Crime Against Wine. So, we're diving into a special sidebar today. We got a ton of spooky season-related questions from you guys, and even though we're technically shifting into the holiday season, we're holding onto those spooky vibes a little longer. Let's be real, Thanksgiving can be pretty prob…

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CASE 0404: Mary Shelley's "Grapenstein" 1:33:34

6M ago1:33:34

1:33:34

DEFENDANT: Mary Shelley and her Monstrous Creations EVIDENCE: 19 Crimes Frankenstein Cabernet Sauvignon, Bride of Frankenstein Red Blend SCENE OF THE CRIME: The Land Down Unda! -- Hey there, fellow wine and spooky story enthusiasts! Welcome to a special Halloween edition of "True Crimes Against Wine," where we're diving into the eerie world of Mary…

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Sidebar Ep. 98: Time-Traveling with Legends: Alan Rickman & Paul Lynde 5:59

6M ago5:59

5:59

Hey there, welcome back to another episode of True Crimes Against Wine! We've got a fun sidebar today, thanks to a sparkling question from our listener, Diamond. If you could go back in time and meet any celebrity who's no longer with us, who would it be? We dive into this time-traveling fantasy and share our picks! First up, it's Alan Rickman! Fro…

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Sidebar Ep. 97: The Firing Chronicles: When Wine Meets Workplace Drama 16:25

7M ago16:25

16:25

Hey there, welcome back to another episode of True Crimes Against Wine! This time, we're diving into the juicy world of workplace drama with a side of vino. Ever wondered what it's like to wield authority and have to let someone go? Well, you're in for a treat! Join us as we spill the tea on some of the wildest firing stories you've ever heard. Fro…

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CASE 0403: The Wine Is Out There... 1:33:02

7M ago1:33:02

1:33:02

DEFENDANTS: Agts Mulder and Scully EVIDENCE: Grape Abduction Company White Blend, Slovenia SCENE OF THE CRIME: Don't Look Up... -- Hey friend! Welcome to a brand new episode of True Crimes Against Wine - Season 4! We're kicking off with some exciting content this season, and today is no exception. We've got a first for you: a delightful blend of 90…

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Sidebar Ep. 96: Celebrities We’d Erase from Existence and Why 12:24

7M ago12:24

12:24

Hey there, welcome to another hilariously candid episode of True Crimes Against Wine! This time, we dive deep into the question we’ve all secretly pondered: which celebrities would we erase from existence and why? We kick things off with a question from Wesley, sparking a lively debate on which celebrities we just can’t stand. From irrational hatre…

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CASE 0402: You Give Wine, I Give Wine 1:26:38

7M ago1:26:38

1:26:38

DEFENDANT: The Cast of New Girl (but especially Schmitt) EVIDENCE: Schmitt Söhne Family Wines Riesling SCENE OF THE CRIME: Mosel, Germany --- Hey there, friends! 🍷 Ready for another hilarious episode of True Crimes Against Wine? This time, we're diving into the world of Riesling and reminiscing about our favorite moments from the beloved TV show, N…

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Sidebar Ep. 95: A Toast to Italian Nights: Wine Pairings and Laughs 5:21

7M ago5:21

5:21

Hey friends! Welcome back to another delightful True Crimes Against Wine Sidebar! Tonight, we're diving into the perfect wine pairings for an Italian dinner. Judge Topher has it all planned out, starting with a chilled bottle of Pigato, followed by a luscious Barolo. Fancy, right? But don't worry, we've got some laughs and cheeky moments too—like f…

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CASE 0401: Meow, Baby 1:29:21

8M ago1:29:21

1:29:21

DEFENDANT: Catwoman EVIDENCE: Cuvee Nokat Bordeaux SCENE OF THE CRIME: Right bank, Bordeaux, France -- Welcome back, friends! 🥂 Can you believe we're already kicking off Season 4? We're just as surprised as you are! From jet-setting summers to sneaky cat burglars, we've got quite the adventure lined up for you. In this special premiere, we pop open…

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Sidebar Ep. 94: Cool Sips for Hot Days: Summer Drink Secrets Unveiled 5:29

8M ago5:29

5:29

Hey there! Ready to beat the summer heat with some super refreshing drinks? 🌞🍹 In this fun episode of True Crimes Against Wine Sidebar, we dive into the best ways to stay cool when the temperature soars. Our listener Tilly asked for our top tips, and we've got some delicious answers for you! From icy frozen lemonades with a splash of vodka to crisp…

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Sidebar Ep. 93: The J-Lo and Ben Affleck Relationship Saga: What’s Really Going On? 9:04

8M ago9:04

9:04

Hey there! 🥂 Dive into this juicy episode of True Crime Against Wine where we unravel the latest buzz about J-Lo and Ben Affleck’s rocky relationship. Is it really the end for these two? 😱 We kick things off with a fun chat about our listener Maggie’s question (Maggie Smith or Maggie Gyllenhaal? 🤔). From there, we spill the tea on J-Lo’s solo Italy…

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Sidebar Ep. 92: Sweet Bitch Sips & Snickers 5:55

8M ago5:55

5:55

Hey there, wine lovers! 🍷 Ready for another hilarious ride with Rachel and Topher? In this episode, they dive into a bottle of "Sweet Bitch" Moscato Rosé. Spoiler alert: It's as wild as the name suggests! Join the fun as they dissect the label, share a few laughs, and face the ultimate taste test. Will it be a delightful surprise or a sweet disaste…

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Sidebar Ep. 91: Sip & Savor: Wine Pairing for Every Room 12:34

9M ago12:34

12:34

Hey friend! 🍷 Ready to elevate your home wine experience? In this episode of "True Crimes Against Wine," we're taking you on a unique tour of our cozy abode, pairing the perfect wine for every room. From a snuggly Bordeaux in the living room to a flirty Prosecco in the closet, we've got your home covered. And don't miss out on our celebratory murde…

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Sidebar Ep. 90: Rachel's Wine Quiz Showdown: Sicily Edition 5:56

9M ago5:56

5:56

Hey there, wine lovers! 🍷 Ready for some laughs and a splash of wine knowledge? Join us in the final part of our "Let's Quiz Rachel" series, where Rachel takes on Sicily's finest wines in an epic quiz battle! Our staff is sponsoring this fun ride (well, not really, but let's pretend!), and Rachel is about to face questions that even our wine expert…

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Sidebar Ep. 89: Wedding Dress Diaries: The Hunt for the Perfect Gown 13:00

9M ago13:00

13:00

Hey there! 🍷 Ever wondered what happens when wedding dress shopping turns into a boozy adventure? In this episode of "True Crimes Against Wine," we're spilling all the tea (or should we say wine?) on wedding dress shopping, the unexpected quirks of dress sizes, and the hilarious mishaps that ensue. Spoiler: There's a salty margarita flight involved…

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Sidebar Ep. 88: Quiz-ical Wine Adventures in Tuscany 6:27

9M ago6:27

6:27

Hey there, wine lover! 🍷 Ready for a fun-filled adventure? In this episode of True Crimes Against Wine, we dive deep into the heart of Tuscany with a hilarious quiz that will have you laughing and learning all at once. Join us as we test our knowledge about Tuscan wines, fumble through some geography, and reminisce about the charming movie Under th…

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Sidebar Ep. 87: Answer The Call! 8:40

10M ago8:40

8:40

Hey there! Welcome to another True Crimes Against Wine Sidebar! 🍷 This week, we're taking you back to the 90s with some voicemail nostalgia before diving into the juicy details of what it means to be an AGM and House Sommelier. You'll get a behind-the-scenes look at how we keep everything running smoothly, from handling financials to making sure ev…

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Sidebar Ep. 86: Rachel's Northern Italy Quiz Challenge 5:38

10M ago5:38

5:38

Hey there, wine lovers! Things get a bit operatic as Rachel faces a quiz about Northern Italy's wine culture, courtesy of Topher and his mischievous staff. Spoiler alert: hilarity ensues! From guessing powerful Renaissance city-states to identifying Italy's grape varieties, Rachel's answers will keep you on the edge of your seat. Plus, you'll disco…

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Sidebar Ep. 85: The Basics You Never Knew 10:33

10M ago10:33

10:33

Hey there, wine lovers! 🍷 In this special sidebar episode of True Crimes Against Wine, Judge Rachel and Topher dive into some of the most frequently asked questions from their staff about wine basics. From the surprising origins of winemaking to the myriad grape varieties out there, you'll be both entertained and educated. Ever wondered how many ty…

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Sidebar Ep. 84: Her Love Don't Cost a Thing 18:26

10M ago18:26

18:26

Judge Rachel delves into the messy love life of Jenny from the block.By Judge Topher, Judge Rachel, Champlify Media

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Sidebar Ep. 83: Slushpuppy 5:59

11M ago5:59

5:59

Our Judges discuss popular summertime libations.By Judge Topher, Judge Rachel, Champlify Media

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CASE 0321: The Fallout From This Season 1:32:40

11M ago1:32:40

1:32:40

DEFENDANT: Walter Goggins EVIDENCE: Mulholland Liquors SCENE OF THE CRIME: California -- Our Judges celebrate the great character actor in the Season 3 Finale. Drink along as they taste not one, not two, but THREE liquors in their booziest case ever!By Judge Topher, Judge Rachel, Champlify Media

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Sidebar Ep 82: I. Am. Your. MOTHER! 4:33

11M ago4:33

4:33

Our Judges field a couple questions from the famous Barbera Ann.By Judge Topher, Judge Rachel, Champlify Media

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CASE 0320: How Does Your Garden Grow? 1:16:36

11M ago1:16:36

1:16:36

DEFENDANT: Monty Don EVIDENCE: Babylonstoren Rosé SCENE OF THE CRIME: South Africa, Chelsea Garden Show -- Our Judges don their garden gloves and fanciest hats to attend the most anticipated Garden Show of the year while chatting about one of Britain's most beloved national treasures.By Judge Topher, Judge Rachel, Champlify Media

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