Best Juan Lorenzo Sean Varona Podcasts (2025)

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Alright, Show Me 1:25:54

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This week on The Carbon Footprint: Bad Bunny’s Amazon stream —less concert, more mass pregnancy event. Nine months from now, maternity wards are gonna look like a merch line. Tylenol “causes autism” — which means the Amish either broke the system… or never stood a chance. Americans are having less sex — Netflix and Uber Eats are apparently better b…

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Don't Spit On Me 1:22:04

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🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint: The assassination of Charlie Kirk — political violence just went prime-time. Football players spitting on each other — because that's the only completion some of them will get this season. Canelo vs. Crawford — did this change this era's GOAT?

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Secret Life of Pets 1:16:51

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🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint: Cardi B back in court — and the trial sounds wilder than her Instagram Live. Druski goes full gringo Florida ditches vaccine mandates because, well… Florida is gonna Florida. And a zoo casually asking for your pets, but not for what you think it is... Just click already!…

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Cracker Strikes Back 1:09:52

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🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint: Lil Nas X: at this point, he’s either the gay Antichrist or just the best troll since 50 Cent bought Ja Rule’s front row tickets. Cracker Barrel’s logo “controversy” — people are shocked it might actually mean crackers in a barrel. Next up: finding out Hooters isn’t a family restaurant. Politicians finally forc…

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Barriers to Entry 1:32:48

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🎙️ This week on The Carbon Footprint: A Florida county paying for everyone’s college. Yep, the same state where bath salts and alligator wrestling make the news daily… somehow nailed education better than the feds. Tyson Bagent signs with the Bears and reacts like he just won a scratch-off, not a multi-million dollar deal. Jake Paul vs. Gervonta Da…

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Just Do Drugs 1:09:03

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🎤 This week on The Carbon Footprint, corporate HR hits a new low—and it's probably missionary? It was at a Coldplay concert so, proof that “Yellow” wasn’t the only thing going down that night. 🍎 A special needs teacher with some, um, special needs 💨 Hunter Biden’s ongoing love affair—with crack pipes, not laptops (though those too) It’s inappropria…

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Black Hole 1:10:55

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On this week’s episode of The Carbon Footprint, we explore the impact of everything from crime stats to card games to cosmic infidelity. Two mayors somehow reduced homicide rates in cities that were basically real-life Call of Duty maps. The Epstein files? Turns out the explosive reveal landed with all the intensity of a soggy Post-it note. We also…

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Othello 1:08:53

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This week, we plunge headfirst into the moral void—starting with Cristiano Ronaldo, who just inked another Saudi contract big enough to make oil executives blush and human rights quietly weep. Then we introduce the world’s most jealous woman, a walking red flag with night vision goggles and a court order pending. Ever wondered which profession chea…

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Gay Adjacent 1:23:21

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We’re blowing out the candles for the U.S. Army’s birthday (don’t worry, it’s weaponized frosting), then diving into why America might actually have too many people working. Wild, right? Also on deck: ⚖️ Diddy’s courtroom drama—plot twist: it’s somehow still messier than his parties 🚫 Trump protests that look more like chaotic music festivals ✈️ Mi…

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19 Crimes 1:19:50

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AI is raising our kids, someone bottled a celebrity's bathwater into soap, and Diddy’s trial is pure madness. We connect the dots between tech, filth, and felony—with dark jokes and zero filters. Listener discretion? Highly advised.By Juan Lorenzo; Sean Varona

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Where's the Red Button 1:19:43

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We’re curing baldness (you’re welcome, LeBron), breaking down the NBA Finals like we have courtside seats and PhDs in talking trash, and diving deep into Walmart’s wild compensation plans — because nothing says “late-stage capitalism” like getting a bonus for not crying in the break room. We also get real about the microscopic range of emotions men…

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King Diddler 1:13:30

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This week on The Carbon Footprint, we tackle the big stuff — like the new Pope (or is he just rebranded?), a 911 operator who’s had enough of your emergencies, and Warren Buffett finally deciding to retire (just in time for the market to crash, probably). Oh, and we get real about the struggle of being Puerto Rican. Dark humor? Always. Politically …

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Discount Babies 1:13:40

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Some of these parents gon learn today, did Shadeur go exactly where he should have, 100 men vs 1 gorilla, and how to get a good deal on a baby.By Juan Lorenzo; Sean Varona

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Runaway Sperm 1:09:53

5M ago1:09:53

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This week, we light a candle for the Pope (RIP), but don’t worry—we immediately sprint into the world’s first sperm race. From celestial messengers to government gaslighting, we dig into the CIA's latest UFO files, all while giving the Shannon Sharpe case the side-eye it deserves. No filters, no apologies—just raw takes, bad jokes, and zero reveren…

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Extinction 1:18:06

6M ago1:18:06

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What do extinct animals, international trade policies, and unfortunate baby faces have in common? Absolutely nothing—and that's why this episode is a wild ride. Juan and Sean debate the ethics of de-extinction, untangle the latest on tariffs without putting you to sleep (promise! maybe?), and discuss a baby so ugly, the dad thought it was impossibl…

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Cinderella's Last Dance 1:14:07

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Get these kids to work! The problems with no income tax and familiar faces leading the way in March Madness.By Juan Lorenzo; Sean Varona

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First 48 1:17:20

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Captain America made a lot of headlines this week, maybe the greatest teacher of all time, where tf are the orphanages and we may never drink Henny again.By Juan Lorenzo; Sean Varona

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Confident In My Swimmers 1:18:20

7M ago1:18:20

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IVF babies, skipping out on babies, getting the wrong babies, sticking up for your babies. This episode is a fun one on kids, inspired by Andrew Schulz's new special, Anthony Edwards, and Stephen A Smith.By Sean & Juan

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Salvation Is Not for Deadbeats 1:18:29

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Church subscriptions, the Yankees make a historical change to their team, DOGE, nightclub fight nights, and we know what America's official language should be.By Juan Lorenzo; Sean Varona

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F*ck You, Canada! 1:08:12

7M ago1:08:12

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Superbowl recap, did Kendrick give Drake too much attention, did anyone know NBA All-Star weekend happened, and what was the best halftime performance of all time?By Sean & Juan

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Save a Life 1:19:24

7M ago1:19:24

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A first on the pod, the biggest trade in sports history, mass deportations kick off and the best way to save lives.By Sean & Juan

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Don't Ask Don't Tell 1:14:26

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We're finally going to be able to confirm who killed JFK and MLK! DJ Unk walks it out one last time, and the military should cover some body part enhancements in the name of patriotism.By Sean & Juan

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DtMF 1:18:53

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We should've taken more pictures, schools are adding banks now, Elon was a wild boy at the inauguration and VR is changing sports.By Sean & Juan

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I Used to Be Cuban 1:14:27

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Who hurt Philadelphia? Trump and Barack getting chummy, should your job be able to fire you for off the job behavior and one of the guys used to be Cuban.By Juan & Sean

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Meatloaf Martes 1:16:21

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The most expensive 🐱 ever, Southern California is on fire, America is getting a 51st state, and someone is about to have the Taco Tuesday of the century.By Sean & Juan

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Daddy Issues 1:22:24

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The aliens are digging New Jersey, the CFP has proved that college football had it right all along and we do not recommend flying in a wheel well.By Sean & Juan

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Hunger Games 1:05:55

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The fellas had a blast recording this one! Jamie Foxx tells all, a Go Fund Me for a rival, possibly the most decisive girl ever, and a cruise line that is the Guantanamo Bay of the seas.By Sean & Juan

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All The Smoke 1:24:36

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A CEO is murdered and America isn't upset, rappers and ball players are getting soft, Sean's Bears do it again, bail funds for your kids, and Belichick's recruiting strategy.By Sean & Juan

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Relapse 1:26:09

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One of the most prestigious universities in the country is free now, Baker Mayfield helps secure a title, Jake Paul and Mike Tyson, and one of the fellas needs our help kicking the habit.By Sean & Juan

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Btches Ain't Sht 1:11:35

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The 2024 presidential election results are in and the fellas have thoughts, Peanut the squirrel deserves justice, who has influence now, and America hates women.By Sean & Juan

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D Up 1:10:16

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Puerto Rico wants to Kill Tony, the Yankees have a collapse for the ages in the World Series, and we make our presidential election predictions.By Sean & Juan

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Firing Squad 1:14:47

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A father/son duo makes NBA history, should we hold outside parties responsible for our mental health, leveling up executions and the pizza joint with the greatest side item.By Sean & Juan

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Behind The Power Curve 1:05:53

11M ago1:05:53

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Our experience with Hurricane Milton, space travel has been changed forever and Trump gets Flagrant.By Juan Lorenzo; Sean Varona

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Pete Rose Slide 1:09:55

12M ago1:09:55

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Sean gets his prostate checked, MLB should definitely keep Pete Rose out now, and do pandas even exist?By Sean & Juan

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Oil Money 1:11:19

1y ago1:11:19

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P Diddy had more oil than Exxon! This week’s hilariously offbeat episode, we dive deep (like co-ed submarines) into the headlines everyone’s whispering about (like a presidential assassination). Join us for an episode that’s juicier than P Diddy’s baby oil stash. (yeah, we had to, twice)By Sean & Juan

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Hill's Street Blues 1:16:14

1y ago1:16:14

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Tyreek can't outrun the police, Trump gets washed at the presidential debate and the Paralympics should be the real Olympics!By Sean & Juan

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Numb 1:28:17

1y ago1:28:17

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The Bicentennial!!! Celebrating our 200th episode this week! Murders, slave labor, The Deliverance, and Deion Sanders. We're everywhere this week! Enjoy!!By Sean & Juan

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Zoological 56:01

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A seismic shift in the Kennedy family legacy, going into debt for Disney, and the most unattractive hobbies.By Sean & Juan

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What About Us 1:08:08

1y ago1:08:08

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Freezing your dead boy for reanimation, hospitals losing parts, the worst way to get cheated on, and a lawyer with down syndrome.By Sean & Juan

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No Regrets 1:08:48

1y ago1:08:48

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Bloomberg gives away billions, if calm under pressure was a person, the biggest regrets people have at the end of their life, and Curry goes vintage.By Sean & Juan

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Give Me Everything 1:25:30

1y ago1:25:30

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3D printing a throat, stadiums named after rappers, an Olympic performance so captivating it leads to an offer from an adult site, and why interns aren't allowed around Bill Gates.By Sean & Juan

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Titanium 1:10:17

1y ago1:10:17

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Simone Biles makes a triumphant return, an unexpected Olympic sponsor, two major medical breakthroughs, and is social media a health crisis.By Sean & Juan

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Shooting Turkeys 1:29:36

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Biden drops out of the race, the CrowdStrike incident shows just how vulnerable we are without technology, and Team USA gets beat by the players that didn't make the team.By Sean & Juan

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Many Men 1:15:23

1y ago1:15:23

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Assassination attempt on Trump, selling plots in heaven, and women dominate the BET awards.By Sean & Juan

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Fondle Kingdom 1:22:36

1+ y ago1:22:36

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TikTokers will be fighting for our freedom, hawk tuah takes the country by storm, and getting felt up at the happiest place on earth.By Sean & Juan

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Pursuit of Happiness 1:16:05

1+ y ago1:16:05

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Being an absolute glutton on vacation, the worst decision in the history of the Olympics and women's sports, a bull that's proud to be an American, and 2 legends left us this week.By Sean & Juan

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Hard Knock Life 1:16:37

1+ y ago1:16:37

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The first woman president has been elected, 50 Cent is the greatest troll of all time and, Liam Neeson might need to save some folks again.By Sean & Juan

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Mo Money Mo Problems 1:28:42

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Rich folks don't live the same, someone is purposely hurting their presidential chances, the fellas react to the Diddy video and the top 10 albums of all time.By Sean & Juan

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Commitment Issues 1:14:38

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Tom Brady gets roasted, an engagement ring heist, impersonating a sign language interpreter, and the fellas have committed to this for 4 years now.By Sean & Juan

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50 Shades 1:26:14

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A milestone birthday for one of the fellas, how much money do you need to retire, and some guys evidently don't like WAP.By Sean & Juan