Best Joshua Proto Podcasts (2025)

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Horror of Dracula 40:23

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5h ago40:23

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Today we follow Dracula to the UK and Hammer Horror in The Horror of Dracula. We discuss the differnce seeing Dracual in saturated colors brings, the feral predator vampire portrayl of Christopher Lee's Dracua, and making Van Helsing a worthy adversary. Hammer filled Dracula with new blood, joining in drinking it deep from this vein. Synopsis: When…

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Dracula (1931) 47:07

3h ago47:07

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Today we begin out October Marathon by listening to the children of the night in Dracula (1931). We discuss the juicy vein that Universal tapped with the creation of their monsterverse, why Bela Lugosi became the most iconic vampire of all time, and why Dracula is the monster we all love to love. Return with us almost 100 years ago to celebrate of …

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Strange Harvest 45:56

24h ago45:56

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Today on New Movie Monday we are on the hunt for Mr. Shiny in Strange Harvest. We discuss the film's use of true crime formatting to add some reality to the terror, Mr. Shiny's comsic inspired murder spree, and whether we believe in Leech Gods or just monstrous human beings. This movie is one of our favorite of the year and everyone should check it…

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Most Messed Up Proto Horror Film Festival Draft 38:27

4d ago38:27

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Today Griffey, Heath, Sam and Sophia draft a film festival of Proto Horror films. What is Proto Horror? These are the horror movies that came out and changed the landscape of horror itself. The movies that are often imitated, ripped off, and set the tone for new movements in horror. We have a wild and wide ranging selection of movies that were true…

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Your Monster 54:17

6d ago54:17

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This week we give Dandino his final birthday gift, from his loving wife Andrea, Your Monster. We discuss the use of genre to get people to watch a drama, the lovely modern beauty and imaginary beast romanctic tale, and have a big disagreement about the wild ending. This is a lovely tale with an incredible cast which make for a perfect Messed Up gif…

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Him 1:01:35

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On this New Movie Monday we train for greatness in Him. We unpack the playbook of the movies ever shifting art house reality, the horror of the pursuit of greatness, and what the Hell is going on with this satanic pigskin cult. This movie will have you jacked up to be great and scared of what you may sacrifice to achieve that goal. Synopsis: A youn…

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Brigsby Bear 39:58

13d ago39:58

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Today we celebrate creation in Brigsby Bear. We discuss the use of fantasy worlds to decipher brutal realities, the joy of creation becoming infectious, and the value of adding your creations to the world. This movie is a love letter to movies and art in general. Join us as we have a party for one of the greatest kids shows ever in this heart fille…

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From Hell 48:54

13d ago48:54

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Today we cut deep into the mythology of Jackt the Ripper in From Hell. We rip open the film's novel theory of who this famous monster really was, the journey from classic graphic novel to the big screen, and the movie placing us in the filthy gutters where these crimes occured. This film is scapel sharp and sweeter than grapes, we hope you will enj…

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The Long Walk 56:42

15d ago56:42

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Today on New Movie Monday we lace up our boots and walk through a nightmarish American landscape in The Long Walk. We unpack the rules and weaponization of the Long Walk by the militarized state, the dynamic of these young men and their myriad of goals and dreams, and finally how this movie may capture the constant cycle of doom as America feels li…

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Toxic Avenger (2023) 46:49

22d ago46:49

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On this New Movie Monday we return to Tromaville in a new Toxic Avenger film. We discuss the odd journey from creation to unrater theatrical experience, the more heartfilled approach to Toxie, and walk through the films myriad of gags. It's crazy to see a new Toxic Avenger film in the theater in 2025, but does it deliver the Troma goods? Join us to…

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Conan the Barbarian 44:43

27d ago44:43

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Today we pray to Krom for our revenge in Conan the Barbarian. We discuss the fantasy wish fufillment of Conan's world, the fight against a wild snake cult, and the rise of Arnold as our Action Movie King! Conan hack and slashed his way into our hearts and has ruled ever since, join us as we explore the times of High Fantasy! Synopsis: A powerful wa…

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Borderline 55:07

29d ago55:07

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On this New Movie Monday we attend a wedding in Borderline. We discuss the film's bizarre pop star wedding party, the shocking blend of comedy and hyper violence, and the stellar ensemble cast. This movie is all about twisted fantasies and hard realities. Join us for this Messed Up Movie. Youtube: https://youtu.be/XzYPZ4s69z4 Synopsis: A bodyguard …

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Pinnochio (1940) 42:23

1M ago42:23

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Today we see if we have what it takes to become real boys in the Disney Classic Pinocchio. We discuss the Blue Fairy's cruel gauntlet, the horrifying rogues gallery that fill this village, and restarting your life in the belly of a whale. This Messed Up movie seemed like a trip to Pleasure Island but scarred our child brains for all time. Synopsis:…

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Hell House LLC: Lineage 58:16

1M ago58:16

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On this New Movie Monday we unpack the new addition to the Hell House LLC franchise in Lineage. We discuss the decision to take the film out of the Found Footage genre, attempt to unravel the dense lore of the franchise, and ponder what could be in store next for this franchise. This one will be a divisive entry into the franchise for sure, join us…

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The Garbage Pail Kids Movie 42:08

1M ago42:08

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This week we tip over a garbage pail full of all the gross and bulbuous nightmares you remember in The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. We discuss the hiddeous look and behavior of these monsterous aliens, Dodgers brutal real life, and the wish fufilment of being a Garbage Pail Kid. This one is sticky and smelly, but if you hold your nose and squint real h…

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Jimmy & Stiggs 54:33

1M ago54:33

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On this New Movie Monday we battle sobriety and alien invaders in Jimmy and Stiggs. We dissect Joe Begos's long journey through this passion project, the refreshing theatrical experience of being pummeled by this movies madcap blood and guts approach, and The Horror Section announcing their arrival with this wild calling card film. This is more of …

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Return to Oz 39:04

2M ago39:04

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Today we return to one of the most magical films of all time in an unexpectedly hiddeous manner in Return to Oz. We discuss the horrifying real world Dorthy has returned to, the insanely evil new denizens of Oz, and the abuse of one of the most beloved movie characters of all time. Many young kids will remember the nightmares this Disney Classic un…

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Weapons 1:17:47

2M ago1:17:47

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On this new movie Monday we go on a wild ride to find a classroom of missing children in Weapons. We discuss the film's multiple chapter structure, the reveal of the true monster in our midst, and the film's many tones from comedy to blood currdling violence. This is one of the best horror films of the year, and we go all the way down to the baseme…

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The Neverending Story 46:34

2M ago46:34

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Turn around and look at what you see as we soar into the Mirror of our Dreams in The Neverending Story. We discuss how this dark children's fantasy film traumatized us, the light mythology of the world of Fantasia, and why this film became so iconic to an entire generation. Hop your luck dragon to rediscover this classic childhood Messed Up Movie. …

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Together 54:05

2M ago54:05

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On this New Movie Monday Griffey, Heath and Sam get stuck Together. We discuss the movies body horror metaphors, the inbalance in this couple's relationship, and if this body horror film attacked the heart or just the skin. Join us for this new Messed Up journey in theaters now! Synopsis: Years into their relationship, Tim and Millie find themselve…

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Dagon 39:29

2M ago39:29

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This week we kneel on tentacled leg before DAGON! We discuss the pretty one sided deal these villagers make with this aquatic diety, greatest H.P. Lovecraft film adaptations, and what to do when your half octopuss sister sets her romantic sights on you. Despite all the obvious barnacles, there is plent of wonderful elements to dive head first into …

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Marshmallow 52:41

2M ago52:41

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Today we head to curiously unsupervised camp in Marshmallow. We dissect the the film's use of nightmares to taint reality, the weaponization camp slasher tropes, if we like movies based around children, and the films wild twist ending. Marshmallow gives audiences a lot to chew on in this beautiful gem of a Messed Up Movie. Synopsis: When a once-fab…

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Most Messed Up 2000's Film Festival Draft 57:28

2M ago57:28

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Today Griffey, Heath, Sophia and Sam venture back to the rage filled decade that began the millineum to draft some Messed Up 2000's Film Festivals. We discuss the anger brought on by the Torture P*rn emergence, the ghostly arrival of J-Horror remakes, and the return of classic horror titles as sleek, sexy and mean remakes. You the audience can list…

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Sleepaway Camp 55:13

2M ago55:13

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Today we head to camp for one of the most shocking reveals in movie history in Sleepaway Camp. We discuss the inverted tropes this movie employs to feel unique among 80's slashers, the horrifying adult behavior in the camp, and of course that unforgettable final reveal. Synopsis: Bunks and showers are a mad stabber's beat at a summer camp strictly …

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Vulcanizadora 36:49

2M ago36:49

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Today we go on a one way trip into the woods in Vulcanizadora. We unpack the hilarious hang at the start of the film, the brutal turning point scene, and how the movie spends the second half asking us some really tough questions. This Messed Up Movie is a true stylistic ride with a disarming simplicity that will stick with your for a long time afte…

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Most Messed Up Wes Craven Film Festival Draft 33:28

3M ago33:28

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Today Griffey, Heath, Sophia and Sam will enter the cinematic nightmares of a Horror Legend Wes Craven to create a film festival. We discuss Craven's creation of epic franchises like Scream and A Nightmare on Elm Street, his early hardcore phase including The Hills Have Eyes and The Last House on the Left, and some of his more bizarre tales like Th…

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I Know What You Did Last Summer 49:56

3M ago49:56

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Today the Alchemist druge up the skeletons...or almost victims of our previous drunken summer in I Know What You Did Last Summer. We discuss the Kevin Williamson universe, gathering all the hottest young actors to cover the most convuluted mysteries, and the bizarre Fisherman's mission. This is a mix of braindead, sexy, nostalgia that has stood the…

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The Severed Sun 41:10

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Today we face the dark underbelly of our Dad's religious village in The Severed Sun. We discuss how the movie blends personal demons with real ones, the lies we hide in our societal structures, and the way family can become fodder to a self righteous mission. This is an excellent little Messed Up gem, so snuggle up with your favorite demonic forces…

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Most Messed Up Vampire Film Festival Draft 52:41

3M ago52:41

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Today Griffey, Heath, Sophia and Sam discuss what we love about the blood soaked king of horror monsters...THE VAMPIRE! We discuss the early roots of the undead portrayal from Bela Lugosi to Max Schreck, more modern youthful vampire like the Lost Boys and Twilight, to box office juggernauts that you can't kill like Sinners and Interview with the Va…

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Eden Lake 55:38

3M ago55:38

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This week we take summer holiday to teenage nightmare in Eden Lake. We discuss how you have to be a grown up despite insufferable teenage antics, the rapid escalation into absolute carnage of the Messed Up film, and how much blame to we place on these feral children raised in the world of this film. Grab your towel and slide into the disgusting liq…

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Jurassic World Rebirth 59:46

3M ago59:46

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On this New Movie Monday we return to the dinosaur infested waters of Jurassic Park Rebirth. We discuss how the heart of this franchise may have gone extinct, the pillars that made the original a classic and why they aren't in this movie, and future of these genetic monstrosities. Close your eyes, hear the amazing tones of John Williams and us...an…

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Most Messed Up John Carpenter Film Festival Draft 33:04

3M ago33:04

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Today Griffey, Heath, Sam and Sophia praise one of the titans of Horror cinema in John Carpenter. We discuss all of our favorite elements of John Carpenter's films from the simple terror, to the music and the every man characters. We pour through his entire filmography from the all time slasher king Halloween all the way to They Live's every presen…

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The Hills Have Eyes (1977) 53:50

3M ago53:50

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This week we take the path less traveled into a irradiated nightmare roadtrip in The Hills Have Eyes. We discuss misbehaving dogs becoming your best ally, the family of mutant cannibals, and how we would react in such a sleazy showdown. Stay close to each other, this one gets dark. Synopsis: On the way to California, a family has the misfortune to …

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M3GAN 2.0 1:02:43

3M ago1:02:43

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On this New Movie Monday we get an upgrade from killer toy to lady cruise in M3GAN 2.0. We discuss the move from small horror to massive espionage for the franchise, the personal growth of M3GAN and not Gemma, and the balance of comedy and AI fear. This is a bit of crowd-pleasing, empty calorie, summer fun that is sure to thrill audiences. Synopsis…

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Most Messed Up Movie Family Draft Live from Days of the Dead 2025 38:24

3M ago38:24

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Heath, Sam, Sophia and Griffey take the stage at Days of the Dead 2025 for a live podcast in which they draft the Most Messed Up Movie Family. The family roles they need to fill are a Mother, Father, Child, Pet and a Wild Card family member. Once the gang draft their list, the audience will crown the winner of these nightmare get aways. Thanks to D…

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Tampopo 44:25

3M ago44:25

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Today we hone our craft and strengthen our souls in pursuit of excellence in Tampopo. We discuss the idea of pursuing small task with the passion to do it as well as can be done, unravel the myriad of vignettes and their meanings, and whatever is going on in that egg filled Hotel Room. Say thank you to the Ramen and slurp this pod down! Synopsis: A…

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28 Years Later 1:26:42

3M ago1:26:42

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On this New Movie Monday we return back to an England overrun by the Rage Virus Plague. We discuss the newest addition to the franchise and mythology since 28 Days Later, the new evolution and super powers of the Rage Virus Zombies, and the many versions of family in the Apocalypse. This is a huge movie that shoves in a lot of ideas and even some i…

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Most Messed Up Movie Vacation Draft live from Days of the Dead 2025 37:56

3M ago37:56

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Live from the stage of Days of the Dead 2025 Heath, Sam and Griffey takes turns drafting the Most Messed Up Movie Vacation. The categories are: Transportation, House, Location, Dining, Attraction and Wild Card. Once the guys draft their list, the audience will crown the winner of these nightmare get aways. Thanks to Days of the Dead for inviting us…

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Robot Jox 45:35

4M ago45:35

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Today we enter a near future where all wars have been replaced by one on one giant robot combat in Robo Jox. We dicuss the odd politics of robotic throwdowns, the terrifying life of a tubbie, and movie sports with the worst rules. Grab your robo suit and fly like a giant metal fist to wherever you find podcast for this Sci-Fi Classic. Synopsis: In …

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The Ritual (2025) 52:21

4M ago52:21

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This New Movie Monday we travel back to the origins of a Horror Movie Classic in The Ritual. We discuss the wide array of bizarre choices the movie makes, the challenges of making an exorcism horror film, and Al Pacino as a cuddly old priest. Steel your soul and join us in the battle against the darkness with this Messed Up Movie. Synopsis: Two pri…

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Meet Mr. Creamjeans, a Misfit Parade Origin Story 1:42:58

4M ago1:42:58

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This Filmmaker Thursday we have exciting news here are Misfit Parade. The IndieGoGo Campaign for Mr. Creamjeans Hidey Hole our very first feature film is live and we need all the support we can muster! Heath, Griffey and Sam discuss the origins of our small Midwestern Horror Production Company, the genesis of Mr. Creamjeans, why we chose to pursue …

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Dawn of the Dead (2004) 42:38

4M ago42:38

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This week Heath's gifts take Griffey to a nightmarish reimaginging of a Zombie Apocalpyse at the Mall in Zack Snyder's Dawn of the Dead. We discuss the changes that brought this zombie classic into the new millenium, debate slow vs. fast zombies, and ponder the Horror Movie Snyderverse we could have had. As far as remakes go, this one is an absolut…

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Dangerous Animals 50:04

4M ago50:04

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This New Movie Monday we sink into chum and corpse laden water in Dangerous Animals. We discuss the idea of Serial Killer weaponizing sharks, Jai Courtney's terrifying performance, and is we would consider this a killer shark movie. This movie strikes hard and fast from the depths, join us in the cage to take in the blood soaked, Messed Up ride. Sy…

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Crafting Bloody Reality with Production Designer Erin Jackson 1:09:22

4M ago1:09:22

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Help us make our first feature length Messed Up Movie: https://www.misfitparade.com/mrcreamjeans Erin Jackson is an artist and production designer currently living and working in Atlanta. We met Erin through Atlanta Horror Film Festival and she's been a friend and supporter ever since. In this Filmmaker Friday we talk about her messed up inspiratio…

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What Women Want 47:16

4M ago47:16

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Today Dandino gifts Griffey a true macho nightmare in the Mel Gibson male fantasy What Women Want. We discuss Nick Marshall's abuse of his new God like powers towards any woman in his path, the insane mystical diety who choose to electrically super charge this horrible man, and ask if the movie actually learns any lessons from this Capra like premi…

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Bring Her Back 1:17:35

4M ago1:17:35

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On this New Movie Monday we attempt to quell our grief by spilling it out everywhere in Bring Her Back. We discuss the visceral nature of the terror, the mysterious ritual at the core of this film, and the terrifying lengths we will go to repair our injured souls. This is an absolute assualt of a film that we hope you enjoyed as much as we did. Syn…

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The Toxic Avenger (1984) 42:13

4M ago42:13

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This week we head to Tromaville for a super hero trash classic in The Toxic Avenger. We discuss the odd, never yielding style of Troma, the Toxic Crusaders cartoon, and how utterly full of insanity this mutant super hero film is. Grab your mop and clean up this pod! Synopsis: Tromaville has a monstrous new hero. The Toxic Avenger is born when meek …

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Fear Street : Prom Queen 47:00

4M ago47:00

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It's New Movie Monday and we are going back to high school prom -- allll the way back to 1988 when horror tropes like these weren't so played out. Listen to find out how we are coping with this lull in Netflix's Fear Street franchise. Starring: India Fowler, Fina Strazza, Lili Taylor, Chris Klein, Katherine Waterston, Ella Rubin Directed by: Matt P…

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It's Alive 38:18

4M ago38:18

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This week on the pod we battle the harsh expectations of fatherhood and mutation in It's Alive. We discuss the fears of parenthood given hiddeous form, a trigger happy father, and incredible moments of suburban horror via baby cam. You may need a diaper for all the Messed Up fun in this flick. Starring: John P. Ryan, Sharon Farrell, Andew Duggan Di…

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Final Destination: Bloodlines 59:29

5M ago59:29

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On this new Movie Monday we flee from death over multiple decades in Final Destination: Bloodlines. We discuss how this installment gets back to basics, swings the pendulum more towards comedy, Grandma's scary house, say farewell to the legendary Tony Todd, and if this is the best opening scene in the entire franchise. It's nice to see our old frie…