Best Joe And Brenna Payo Podcasts (2025)

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Episode 25 - Beauty and the Beast or… The Merciful End to Gaston’s Heart Disease 1:17:10

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This is the tale of a very special individual, someone from a small provincial town of simpletons who stands out for their incredible drive, ambition, and literacy. Someone who finds love in the most unexpected of outcasts and will brave any obstacle to secure their love. We’re talking, of course… about Gaston. Be our guest as we proudly present Be…

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Episode 24 - The Rescuers Down Under or… A Turdy Followup to a Plop of a First One 31:30

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I’m gonna level with you on this one…For the first time we attempted to record back-to-back episodes and with the combination of staying up way too late and imbibing two movies’ worth of spirits, this one got a little goofy. Honestly, it’s going to sound super edited because, well, half of it was unusable. But through the magic of post production, …

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Episode 23 - Duck Tales the Movie or… The Aladdin Ripoff BEFORE Aladdin 57:09

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You know, life can sometimes resemble a torrential waterspout. And with fast automobiles, single file photons, and aviation machines, it can create an effect known colloquially as “Duck-blur”. Solve a mystery (or rewrite history) with us as we endure Duck Tales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp (1990). Let’s unearth Collie Baba’s tomb to find:- …

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Episode 22 - The Little Mermaid or… Where Do Merfolk Come From? 56:52

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Look at this Podcast. Isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think we’ve had too much to drink? Ladies and gentlemen both above and below the water’s surface, we have finally ventured into the Disney Animation Renaissance with the induction of this classic tale of true love and teen angst… The Little Mermaid (1989) Dive in with us and hear our disembodied voi…

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Episode 21 - Oliver and Company or… Sparky Likes to Run Outside 39:33

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Start spreading the news… we’re in that city that never sleeps to give Charles Dickens that modern 80s animal twist (pun intended) for 1988’s Oliver and Company. Drape on your finest sausage scarf and join our discussion of: - The day-ruining prospect of a horde of helium dogs slowly falling from the sky - Crime pyramid schemes that rely solely on …

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Episode 20 - The Great Mouse Detective or… The Fart Air Balloon Chase 1:07:37

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The game is afoot! An inexplicably human-shaped foot on a 3-inch rodent. How do we know? Elementary, my dear Watso… I mean Dawson. For our next venture we're hot on the trail alongside… The Great Mouse Detective. Join along as we wield the power of deduction to discover: - Mouse Fieri’s Diners, Drive-Ins and Holes - The unforgivable act of sugar bo…

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Episode 19 - The Black Cauldron or… The Blech Schmauldron 54:24

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In the beginning there was King Shmamadon of Primpletot and he was beset upon by a great evil from the Dark Lord Mlarlarlar who sought an enchanted Bimpygrog… Okay, so we’re not so great with hard fantasy names. But yet, here we are with The Black Cauldron (1985). Put on your +15 Wizard Robes and roll that icosahedron, while we DM your journey thro…

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Episode 18 - The Fox and the Hound or... F!$H KE$HA! 1:00:09

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It’s that classic love story. Boy meets Dog. Girl meets Fox. Dog meets Fox. Boy chases Fox with a shotgun. Fox almost kills Dog’s friend. Girl abandons Fox. Dog hunts Fox. Fox fights Bear. Wait… that doesn’t sound right. But so it goes with The Fox and the Hound (1981). Sniff out the trail with us as we discover: - A matronly drag queen narrates th…

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Episode 17 - The Rescuers or... Brenna’s Million Dollar Foley Skills 54:14

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Send out a bottle message to the Rescue Aid Society, because it’s time to call on the world’s tiniest investigators of... child trafficking. Yes, it’s time for the first adventure of The Rescuers (1977). Jump aboard the nearest albatross and strap yourself into a sardine can as we explore: - Some fine international accents representing mice of the …

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Episode 16 - The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh or... Short, Fat, and Proud 52:34

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Come and sit with us in the nursery. Grab your favorite stuffed animal friend to squeeze tight while we dive into the Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977). Read along with us while we explore the many treasures of the Hundred Acre Wood such as: - Christopher Robin’s weapons stockpile - Eating 12 JARS OF HONEY will transform your butt into a mo…

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Episode 15 - Robin Hood or... The Wino Rhino 54:26

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Oo-de-lally, here comes Disney’s favorite rapscallion to steal your blues away! It’s Robin Hood (1973)! Follow along with us and resident raconteur rooster Alan-A-Dale while we recount Robin’s many adventures in cross-dressing, stew-ruining, and show-offing (?) and together we’ll discover: A continuation of our newfound ability to describe wine in …

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Episode 14 - The Aristocats or... Joseph Wolverine Locates Timbuktu 55:40

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Haven’t you ever looked upon your life and thought about how much better it would be if you were a cat? Of course you have! At least, Maurice Chevalier says so. And thus begins our journey to 1910s Paris (or Peru?) to follow the adventures of The Aristocats (1970). As we follow our fancy feline friends through the countryside and city, we reflect o…

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Episode 13 - The Jungle Book or... Winnie the Pooh: Jungle Strangler 55:39

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In the jungle the mighty jungle, the lion… is nowhere to be found in this film. Grab your canoes and head down the nearest waterfall with us as we venture deep into The Jungle Book (1967). Now on this journey we may not experience the back side of water, but we do see: That his takes place in India, and definitely not in America. Deja vu while watc…

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Episode 12 - The Sword in the Stone or... She Bit His Butt Off 49:47

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Hear Ye, Hear Ye: By Decree of the Royal Court of… Nobody (apparently) Thou art Invited to Attend the Recapitulation of this Tale of young Wart in this his first Journey to the Throne, THE SWORD IN THE STONE. Heed the Wandering Folderol of Aquatic, Avian, and… Squirrelian Transfiguration as well as some of these Other fine Particulars of Discussion…

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Episode 11 - 101 Dalmatians or... 102 Black Labradors? 56:43

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Bark Ba-Bark Bark! Bark! Woof! Awooooooo! Bark Bark!! For those of you not familiar with the Twilight Bark: Welcome back to our podcast! Join us for our recap of 1961’s 101 DALMATIANS. Once again, Disney has abandoned the princesses and has returned to the pound to recreate the magic achieved previously with Lady and the Tramp. And boy does it work…

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Episode 10 - Sleeping Beauty or... STUMPS! SCRUMPS! SCRIMPS! 59:19

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ZZZzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzzz ::snort:: WHa? Huh? Podcast...Podcast!? Wha… what podcast? Ours? We have a… OH! OUR PODCAST!! Sorry for the long rest guys. But true love’s kiss has awakened us and we’re ready to jump back in, full steam ahead. And what better way to celebrate our rejuvenation than to watch the misguided adventure of Disney’s groggiest pr…

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Episode 09 - Lady and the Tramp or… I Need More Dogs 1:03:15

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Hey folks, do you have a dog? Do you know anyone who has a dog? Here’s the bigger question: can you give us your dog? We’ll wait. K, thnx. We’ve always been dog-lovers but that love has been stoked to a red hot obsession as we watched 1955’s Lady and the Tramp. Listen, I know we’re all familiar with the spaghetti scene, but really think about it: T…

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Episode 08 - Peter Pan or… GILLIAN, WE STOLE YOUR DVD! 1:05:05

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Gillian. Hey Gillian. Pssssst… Wanna know a secret? We stole your DVD of PETER PAN. Yes folks, we have pulled off the heist of the century. In true pirate fashion, we have stolen someone’s possessions in order to provide you with that sweet podcast content you all crave. In this episode, slap on a spanking of Pixie dust, think of happy thoughts of …

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Episode 07.5 - Bonus - Tinkerbell: Secret of the Wings or… Season-Crossed Lovers (feat. Avery O’Neal) 50:13

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New Year Surprise! Bonus Content! For this very special bonus episode of Wine You Wish Upon a Star, we welcome longtime fan and family member to the show, Avery O’Neal. Having recently turned 21, she has been invited to dive into our world of cinematic tipsiness and recount a film of her choosing: Tinkerbell: Secret of the Wings Here we explore the…

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Episode 07 - Alice in Wonderland or… R.I.P. Bill 59:14

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We gather here today to mourn the loss of Bill, our favorite chimney sweeping salamander who was rocketed from this existence by a gargantuan sneeze. In Bill’s memory, let us recount the full story surrounding his disappearance, that of his oppressor: ALICE IN WONDERLAND That’s right, we go down the rabbit hole (see what we did there?) and follow A…

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Episode 06 - Cinderella or… Alfred Hitchcock Presents: Cinderella 1:01:38

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We did it, folks! We're past the doldrums of Disney's wartime propaganda machine and into the era of CLASSIC DISNEY PRINCESSES. Get ready for a string of beloved classics, starting with 1950's Cinderella. We marvel at the extended slapstick of literal cat-and-mouse chases, our hero's comical mood swings, so many tiny clothes, and a romance that tak…

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Episode 05 - The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad or… Ghosts Telling Guest Stories 1:02:20

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Of all the stories from human history, these are the greatest mankind has to offer: a speed junkie toad and a very hungry schoolteacher. Join us as we dive into Disney's jazzy reimagining of two classic tales in THE ADVENTURES OF ICHABOD AND MR. TOAD. Watch as humans and woodland creatures in 3-piece suits coexist like it's no big deal at all. Hear…

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Episode 25 - Beauty and the Beast or… The Merciful End to Gaston’s Heart Disease 1:17:10

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Episode 24 - The Rescuers Down Under or… A Turdy Followup to a Plop of a First One 31:30

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Episode 23 - Duck Tales the Movie or… The Aladdin Ripoff BEFORE Aladdin 57:09

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Episode 22 - The Little Mermaid or… Where Do Merfolk Come From? 56:52

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Episode 21 - Oliver and Company or… Sparky Likes to Run Outside 39:33

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Episode 20 - The Great Mouse Detective or… The Fart Air Balloon Chase 1:07:37

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Episode 19 - The Black Cauldron or… The Blech Schmauldron 54:24

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Episode 18 - The Fox and the Hound or... F!$H KE$HA! 1:00:09

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Episode 17 - The Rescuers or... Brenna’s Million Dollar Foley Skills 54:14

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Episode 16 - The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh or... Short, Fat, and Proud 52:34

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Episode 15 - Robin Hood or... The Wino Rhino 54:26

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Episode 14 - The Aristocats or... Joseph Wolverine Locates Timbuktu 55:40

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Episode 13 - The Jungle Book or... Winnie the Pooh: Jungle Strangler 55:39

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Episode 12 - The Sword in the Stone or... She Bit His Butt Off 49:47

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Episode 11 - 101 Dalmatians or... 102 Black Labradors? 56:43

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Episode 10 - Sleeping Beauty or... STUMPS! SCRUMPS! SCRIMPS! 59:19

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Episode 09 - Lady and the Tramp or… I Need More Dogs 1:03:15

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Episode 08 - Peter Pan or… GILLIAN, WE STOLE YOUR DVD! 1:05:05

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Episode 07.5 - Bonus - Tinkerbell: Secret of the Wings or… Season-Crossed Lovers (feat. Avery O’Neal) 50:13

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Episode 07 - Alice in Wonderland or… R.I.P. Bill 59:14

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Episode 06 - Cinderella or… Alfred Hitchcock Presents: Cinderella 1:01:38

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Episode 05 - The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad or… Ghosts Telling Guest Stories 1:02:20