Best Jeff Eckman and Ryan Kasmiskie Podcasts (2025)

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S7E65 - I’ve Got an Hour 1:54:22

7M ago1:54:22

1:54:22

It’s the season 7 finale! We enter Memoria and quickly get back to where we had left off. There’s an epic final confrontation with Kuja, we fight Zero Man, and then we return to Gaia, to see the full version of “I Want to Be Your Canary”. Special guest: Spencer Crittenden. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Bonus episodes and video version at P…

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S7E64 - I’m Not the Cooler 52:27

7M ago52:27

52:27

We grind to level for a while, as Jeff finally kills the drone. Then it’s time to fight Ozma, the big ball in the sky. Can we do it? Listen to find out! Recorded from Ryan’s house. Special guest: Spencer Crittenden. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://e…

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S7E63 - Another Feather in Our Cap 1:06:34

7M ago1:06:34

1:06:34

We enter the final dungeon to get all the ultimate weapons. This place is full of memories! We fight a few fiends, kill Hades, and then head back to fight Ozma. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATp…

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S7E62 - More Impressive Than I Thought 51:05

8M ago51:05

51:05

It’s day 15, the final day! We say hello to Ozma to see how hard that’s gonna be, then decide to enter the final dungeon, Memoria. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: http…

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S7E61 - The Ultimate Fork 47:27

8M ago47:27

47:27

We grind on grand dragons for a while, and learn about any other side quests in the game. Then we take on the Auction House quest. After that, we catch 99 frogs and fight Quale. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Bonus episodes and video version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet message…

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S7E60 - Inside Every Person There Are Two Birds 55:35

8M ago55:35

55:35

We do some more grinding to create a future with less grinding. It’s time to focus on a core group that we’re gonna take through the end. We also learn about every other side quest in this game. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages,…

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S7E59 - His Brain Is in the Air Now 42:23

8M ago42:23

42:23

More disk 4 cleanup. We grind on Yans, catch some frogs, and fly the drone around. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKA…

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S7E58 - The Post Must Go Through 42:44

9M ago42:44

42:44

It’s cleanup time. We find some Ragtime Mice, visit Chocobo’s Paradise one last time, deliver some kupo nuts, and fix Mognet Central. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.…

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S7E57 - A Baker’s Stellazio 52:25

9M ago52:25

52:25

The planet is covered in mist. It’s time to start looking for the ultimate weapons, getting all the Stellazio coins, and finding the most difficult Chocobo dive spot. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.…

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S7E56 - Made to Destroy 56:07

9M ago56:07

56:07

Garland continues to tell Zidane about the big plans for Terra, and we fight a series of bosses. But then Kuja crashes the party and finds out that he’s mortal, so he goes nuts, destroying the place. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet mess…

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S7E55 - Garland’s Haunted Mansion 1:06:19

9M ago1:06:19

1:06:19

We follow Garland into Pandemonium, the dungeon of Terran souls. Zidane has an existential crisis, but he resolves it real quick. We solve some esoteric puzzles, and reach ever closer to the secrets of this universe. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nocka…

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S7E54 - Left Turn Into Madness 1:02:54

10M ago1:02:54

1:02:54

We finally enter Terra to learn about Zidane’s origins. There’s a whole town of monkey people here. We learn more than we ever could’ve imagined about souls, and genomes, and Terra. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKA…

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S7E53 - Leftovers Good 44:56

10M ago44:56

44:56

It’s day 13. We make breakfast and catch some frogs. Then we do the four shrines, defeating the different bosses all at once and opening the portal on the Shimmering Island. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast…

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S7E52 - It’s Opposite’s Castle 1:00:08

10M ago1:00:08

1:00:08

It’s finally time to push the story forward and learn Ipsen’s dastardly secret. Amarant proves teamwork is lame. Are we wearing the right gear? What’s with the lightning sword? It’s exciting to be dungeoning again. Special Guest: Spencer Crittenden. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and…

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S7E51 - How Long Is 20 Seconds 50:47

10M ago50:47

50:47

We try to finish the friendly monster quest, but can’t defeat any Yans. Then we get all the stellazio and frogs we can get, before finally heading toward Ipsen’s Castle. Oh yeah and we fight the monsters in the weapon shop in Treno. Special Guest: Spencer Crittenden. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nocka…

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S7E50 - Fun Makes Time Faster 55:10

10M ago55:10

55:10

We travel the world trying to wrap up any side quests that we can. We get some friendly monsters, pick up some stellazio, go frog catching, and watch the Mario Movie trailer. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcas…

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S7E49 - The Lord of Robes 46:04

11M ago46:04

46:04

We hit the Air Garden with the plan to get ten thousand points. Can we get this Robe of Lords? Yes, we can.* Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthi…

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S7E48 - Hitchhiker 52:39

11M ago52:39

52:39

We start day 12 by watching some youtube, being led to the HBO classic “The Hitchhiker” by youtube and heavy metalist “Glamster”. Then we look around the world for mountain cracks and bubbles to dive in. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet …

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S7E47 - They Said It Couldn’t Be Done 56:45

11M ago56:45

56:45

It’s finally time to eat. The food is incredible. Then we go get the last Chocographs out of the forest and look for a few mountain cracks, before eating pie and giving thanks. Special guest: Spencer Crittenden. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For…

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S7E46 - To Eat, Same as to Live 1:05:31

11M ago1:05:31

1:05:31

We head to Quan’s Dwelling to see an imaginary feast and jump off a cliff into some bubbles. Then we ascend to Chocobo’s Air Garden to play some Hot and Cold. The food is almost ready. Special guest star: Spencer Crittenden. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/sh…

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S7E45 - The Ultimate Kwehst 1:12:07

12M ago1:12:07

1:12:07

Spencer Crittenden is still with us as we search the world for the Ocean Chocograph, looking for areas of ocean that you can see a piece of reef from. Then we upgrade our bird and find Chocobo’s Paradise. After that, we crack open Mognet Central. Also, the food continues to cook. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patr…

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S7E44 - Experimenting With Birds 1:06:26

12M ago1:06:26

1:06:26

While Spencer Crittenden is at the store picking up the forgotten stock, we search the world, acquiring chocographs and their treasures. The food also continues to cook. Discord: https://discord.gg/uBw8TsBxKs Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gma…

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S7E43 - Consuming Resources With Humans 1:07:45

12M ago1:07:45

1:07:45

It’s the beginning of Thanksgiving day on the podcast. We play some hot and cold, getting as many chocographs as we can. Then Spencer Crittenden joins us, and we talk about video games while we begin preparing the meal. Corn Casserole Recipe: 2 cans creamed style corn 1 can southwest style corn or “mexicorn,” drained (you can add a second can of ro…

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S7E42 - Maslow’s Hierarchy of Zoning Out 49:07

1y ago49:07

49:07

We dig around in Chocobo’s Lagoon for a while, turning up chocographs and softs. Then we search the world for treasures, running into some difficulties. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowabo…

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S7E41 - Double Points on the Chocograph 1:06:53

1y ago1:06:53

1:06:53

We finally embark on the big hot and colding, pecking around in the Chocobo Forest looking for Chocographs. Then we start scouring the world, looking for the treasure, before getting gassed and waking up in Chocobo’s Dreamworld. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, emai…

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S7E40 - Where Knowledge and Water Come Together 1:00:42

1y ago1:00:42

1:00:42

With the airship in hand, we travel the world looking for what side quests are out there. Eventually, we find the city of Daguerreo, where the scholars live in peace with a Leviathan statue. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: ht…

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S7E39 - Airship Day 49:08

1y ago49:08

49:08

We meet Hilda who finally turns Cid back into a human. Then she gives us the rundown of what to do next. We take a quick trip to Alexandria to find Dagger’s voice, and fly the drone around for a while before finally getting control of the airship. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mo…

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S7E38 - The Ga’s Have Arrived 1:01:49

1y ago1:01:49

1:01:49

We explore the Lost Continent, looking for Esto Gaza. We find the ancient temple, but how did anyone even get here? Then we head into the dungeon of Mount Gulug, looking for Kuja. Will Mog sacrifice herself to save Eiko? Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKA…

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S7E37 - Less Common Than an Applebees 57:06

1y ago57:06

57:06

We fuel up on ramen, then take on the Desert Palace as Vivi. There are a lot of torches to light before we confront Kuja and blow up his lies. Then we chase him to the Lost Continent and end for the day. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: [email protected]…

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S7E36 - Four Cats Dressed as a House 1:09:42

1y ago1:09:42

1:09:42

We travel the Forgotten Continent, searching for Oeilvert. Eventually, we enter the ancient ruin, where we discover a few secrets of the universe. Then we try to steal a key from a caged monster. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: [email protected] Youtub…

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S7E35 - Nothing I Do Is Good 55:22

1y ago55:22

55:22

We grind our way around the world trying to eat everything in sight. Eventually, we enter the desert palace under the quicksand. Kuja wants us to get the Gulug stone, and flies us to the Forgotten Continent. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmai…

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S7E34 - Adventures in Brain Melt 1:06:55

1y ago1:06:55

1:06:55

Come hang out with us during this “intermission” type episode. We will return to playing FFIX next week, but for now, we investigate our life while melting our brain by watching hours and hours of youtube. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.…

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S7E33 - Sails Are the Wings of Boats 1:03:30

1y ago1:03:30

1:03:30

We eat sandwiches, then give Cid the special potion. Then we’re given a boat, which we use to explore the world finally. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCKAT…

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S7E32 - Final Fantasy Brain 51:58

1y ago51:58

51:58

We all wake up in Lindblum and pick up the pieces after Alexandria was destroyed. Dagger is speechless, and we need to turn Cid back into a human. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthis…

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S7E31 - Just Summoner Things 1:06:53

1y ago1:06:53

1:06:53

We win a card tournament in Treno, then head back to Alexandria for the big coronation. Will Garnet’s ascension to queen go off without a hitch? Nope. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowabout…

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S7E30 - Holy Active Time Event Batman 1:16:39

1y ago1:16:39

1:16:39

We witness a farce involving a love letter being passed around, get drunk to forget Dagger, then decide to head to Treno for a card tournament. It’s active time events galore as the stage continues to get set for disk 3. Also, Vivi grew up near Treno. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Fo…

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S7E29 - My New Thumbless Technique 1:05:04

1+ y ago1:05:04

1:05:04

It’s day 7 of gameplay and disk 3 of the game! We’re back in Alexandria, and everyone is picking up the pieces after the big finale of disk 2. Having come full circle, we wander around the streets as Vivi, mostly racing a hippo kid. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, …

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S7E28 - Fira at Will 1:00:22

1+ y ago1:00:22

1:00:22

It’s the big showdown with Kuja and Queen Brahne at the Iifa Tree. A lot of stuff goes down before the end of disk 2. Then we set the stage for disk three before ending for the day. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www…

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S7E27 - The Sly Eagle Doesn’t Kill at Whim 45:27

1+ y ago45:27

45:27

We go back to Madain Sari and find the Summoner’s Stone has been taken by Lani. There’s a competition between the bounty hunters. We let Amarant live and it blows his mind. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.…

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S7E26 - What Would Be Right? 55:13

1+ y ago55:13

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We head to the Iifa Tree and explore its roots. This place must be the source of the mist. Is this a tree of life? Or a tree of death? It’s a giant harp. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowab…

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S7E25 - Welcome to the Tragisphere 54:27

1+ y ago54:27

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We explore Madain Sari and learn about the tribe of the summoners. Will we make enough food for the party? Where is Quina? Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknowaboutthispodca2316 Twitter: @NOCK…

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S7E24 - Midwit Analysis Interrupted by Endless Breakfasts 46:16

1+ y ago46:16

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It’s the start of day 6. We make breakfast, then try to find the missing mail in the Black Mage Village, before eventually arriving at Madain Sari. We also try Gros Michel bananas. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.…

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S7E23 - There Is a Letter in the Black Mage Village 1:05:07

1+ y ago1:05:07

1:05:07

We explore the Black Mage Village, where things get really sad and dark. Then we go back to Conde Petie for a quick marriage ceremony. We meet Eiko, then decide to end for the day. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.…

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S7E22 - Suroonded by the Moontens 54:04

1+ y ago54:04

54:04

We finally make it to Conde Petie where we struggle intensely with the local dialect. There are a few active time events before heading out to find the Black Mage Village Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.co…

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S7E21 - The Treasure Mines 1:00:23

1+ y ago1:00:23

1:00:23

We continue forward, getting Quina back in the party and heading through the Fossil Roo to get to the Outer Continent. Will we find the hidden moogle? It’s the Gargant dungeon. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.yout…

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S7E20 - You Say Irrevocable, I Say Irrevocable 1:13:22

1+ y ago1:13:22

1:13:22

It’s a big cursed replay episode, as we go back to get the video we missed. Get ready for sandwiches, speeding through the game, and a little Jerry Garcia. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknow…

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S7E19 - A Little Bit of a Lot of Dialogue 59:29

1+ y ago59:29

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We solve Ramuh’s reading comprehension puzzle, so he agrees to become Dagger’s Eidolon. Then we watch in horror as Queen Brahne destroys Lindblum. How could she have done this? Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.yout…

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S7E18 - Can You Grok That, Mate? 1:11:23

1+ y ago1:11:23

1:11:23

It’s the big return to Alexandria. We gotta rescue Dagger before Brahne beheads her. Will we make it in time? It’s the return of the timer. 30 minutes on the clock. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noo…

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S7E17 - Reborn Solid Silicone Sasquatch Bigfoot Hybrid Baby 1:07:16

1+ y ago1:07:16

1:07:16

We fail to find bananas. Then we dance the ancient dance of Darude’s Sandstorm. Then the tornado disappears, and we’ve got to defend Cleyra from an attack. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@noonecanknow…

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S7E16 - Potatoes Today 58:50

1+ y ago58:50

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We start day 4 by getting tense about breakfast and going to the supermarket. Then we explore Cleyra, making our way up the trunk and eventually fighting an antlion. Video Version at Patreon: patreon.com/nockat For T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat For Mognet messages, email: [email protected] Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@no…

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