Best Jazmyn W Podcasts (2025)

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Steppin' on Cracks and Breakin' Backs (with Jazmyn W) 1:16:27

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10d ago1:16:27

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If you step on a crack, will you truly break your mom's back? Langston and David sit down with comedian, Jazmyn W. (YouTube and TikTok) to talk about this classic old wives tale. They discuss racist nursery rhymes, Goofy's sexuality, and even pitch ideas for the next Tyler Perry movie. Plus, we discuss whether saying "titty" or "coochie" in front o…

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Gangster Army: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE) 21:11

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Hey lil mommas! Here's another one from the vault this week: Langston and David answer a listener's email about the US Army using video games to recruit Black youths. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected] LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OU…

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The C**n Landing (with Vincent Bryant) 1:17:11

1d ago1:17:11

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Ethiopia Jones and the Lost Ark (with Biniam Bizuneh) RE-RELEASE 56:47

8d ago56:47

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Hey Lil' Mommas! Here's another classic for you this week. Is the Ark of the Covenant buried underneath a church in Ethiopia? Langston and David start their adventure with Biniam Bizuneh (FX Dave) to uncover the truths behind this ancient and sacred box. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected] LEAVE US A VOICE MESS…

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Pon de Satan (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE 55:59

15d ago55:59

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Hey Lil' Mommas! Here's another classic mini episode for you this week. Langston and David answer a listener's email about Rihanna's half time performance at the Super Bowl and dark energy. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected] LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPE…

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Reality TV Ain't Real! Pt. 2 (with Kevin Fredericks fka KevOnStage) 36:39

17d ago36:39

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Langston and David continue the conversation of reality television not being real with Kevin Fredericks in this two-part series. They even get into out-of-pocket reality programs that actually aired on television: Some including Blackface and some including sperm racing (you read that right!). Lastly, the guys answer a voicemail that sounds 100% ac…

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Simon Says Shut the Fck Up: Motherfkin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE) 34:35

22d ago34:35

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Hey ya'll! Here's another classic mini episode for you this week. Langston and David answer a listener's email about white people not being able to follow directions. Also, we have some thoughts on Eminem. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected] LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMA…

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Reality TV Ain't Real! Pt. 1 (with Kevin Fredericks fka KevOnStage) 51:34

24d ago51:34

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Is reality television all a bunch of lies? Langston and David sit down with past guest and Internet comic sensation, Kevin Fredericks fka KevOnStage. They get down to the nitty gritty and become riff machines throughout this episode. They even introduce Kevin 30 minutes into the podcast...truly does he need an introduction? Questions arise: Who's o…

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High Top Dreads w/ Will Miles: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode 11:05

29d ago11:05

11:05

Langston and David sit with Will Miles to talk about those trendy Killmonger dreads and vending machine schemes. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected] LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIR…

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Justice for Melvin! (with Will Miles) 44:15

1M ago44:15

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This episode of My Momma Told Me goes all over the place. We don't even have a dedicated conspiracy, but you know conspiracy talk happens. Langston and David are joined by dear Black conspirator Will Miles (SouthSide, Grown-ish). They discuss ideas like SeaWorld getting us comfortable with slavery again through booking millenial hip hop artists, me…

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NFinaL Draft (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE 48:03

1M ago48:03

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Hey Lil Mommas! Here's one from the vault since football szn is coming back baby! Is the NFL scripted? Langston and David move the chains on the possibilities of this viral conspiracy theory. Discussions arise when we revisit the NBA being rigged and what rappers Langston and David could beat up. The answer: plenty. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY TH…

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Immigrate for a Big D*ck (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) 46:13

1M ago46:13

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It's a Langston and David episode this week and they discuss a plenty: titties vs. ass technology, Shakespeare, the future of immigration (the answer may surprise you), and much more. Plus, they answer listener voicemails about Shannon Sharpe and good quality lady bits. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected] LEAVE…

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Jacking Off to Robots w/ Chris 'CP' Powell: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode 13:01

1M ago13:01

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Langston and David chop it up with Chris 'CP' Powell in this mini episode and talk about the idea "It's A Small World" and augmented reality in everyday life. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected] LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON…

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Animals Have Different Races w/ Chris 'CP' Powell 55:28

1M ago55:28

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Does the animal kingdom have different races? Langston and David hop into conspiracy talks right from the get go with Chris 'CP' Powell (Sunday After Six Special, Hot Mic on Kevin Hart's LOL Radio) to fully discuss this idea. They discuss about animal categories, orcas, and of course, African Bees and those infamous UNC bees. Talks about band aids …

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Manipulated by the Mayonnaise w/ Carl Tart : Motherf*ckin Mini Episode 14:07

2M ago14:07

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Langston and David mess around with Carl Tart in this mini episode and talk cookout soda pop choices and the conspiracy around mayonnaise. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected] LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORI…

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They’re Trying to Make Black People Lactose Intolerant! (with Carl Tart) 49:36

2M ago49:36

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Langston and David get together with writer and actor Carl Tart (Saturday Night Live, Grand Crew) again, this time about lactose intolerance. Yes, we lay down some facts about Black people and milk. Do all Black people get to a point where they turn lactose intolerant? David will absolutely not be okay, Langston can drink it but will have regrets, …

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Dr. Dolittle OBGYN (with Yamaneika Saunders) RE-RELEASE 46:55

2M ago46:55

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Hey lil mommas, here's an oldie! Do animals know when you are pregnant? Langston and David chat with comedian Yamaneika Saunders (Life & Beth) about animal survival instincts and knowing the changes in their human counterparts' behavior. Also, they talk about white women breastfeeding lambs... no animals were harmed during the making of this record…

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Hollow Earth (with Chinedu Unaka) 1:12:55

2M ago1:12:55

1:12:55

Is the world fully or partially hollow? Langston and David hang out with returning guest, Chinedu Unaka (LOL Live! on Hulu, Abbott Elementary) about this rising TikTok conspiracy theory. We learn along the way how valuable bird poop is to the world, why we can't travle fully around the south or north pole, and if eating sea fowl is acceptable form …

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BBSmell (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) RE-RELEASE 57:56

2M ago57:56

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Hey, hey lil mommas here's another classic - do Brazilian butt lifts smell? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory and how it impacts all walks of life in the Lil' Momma community. Where would this idea come from? Is it seeded in society's hatred towards women? Or could it be poor post-surgery hygiene? Langston and David brainstorm an et…

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Welfare Queen (with Blakely Thornton) 53:04

2M ago53:04

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Was the welfare system created in order to keep Black men out of the home? Langston and David talk with Internet sensation Blakely Thornton about this nasty conspiracy. They talk about Ronald Reagan's cruel stereotype, the veil of truth behind WHO truly benefits from welfare, and beating up white doctors (emotionally). Plus, they answer a voicemail…

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Is Shannon Sharpe Hiding a Nasty Little Secret (with Langston Kerman and David) RE-RELEASE 56:50

2M ago56:50

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Hey Lil Momma's enjoy this classic episode! Did Shannon Sharpe intentionally go on Instagram Live to bury the queer rumors about him? Langston and David discuss the IG alert heard around the world and the idea of Hypermasculinity playing a role in the Black community. Why does the public care so much about athletes' sexual orientations, especially …

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Hip-Hop's Secret Meeting (with Diallo Riddle) 46:44

2M ago46:44

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Did the music industry decide gangster rap would replace the militant sound of Public Enemy and X Clan? Langston and David sit down with returning guest, Diallo Riddle (South Side, One Song Podcast) about this conspiracy theory. They dig up info on the infamous secret meeting that "allegedly" took place and the game changers who put gangster rap on…

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Pedo Mustaches (with Steelo Brim) RE-RELEASE 42:29

3M ago42:29

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Hey Lil Momma's here's another classic episode! Are mustaches always associated with white pedophiles? Does the lack of a mustache imply the same thing for black men? If anything, either situation is questionable. Langston and David sit down with Steelo Brim (MTV's Ridiculousness) on this polarizing conspiracy theory. Langston commends Lil Bow Wow …

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Find the Epstein Files, Cancel Love Island (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) 1:01:23

3M ago1:01:23

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Langston and David open up with updates: Gborie's latest purchase, Mexican markets selling African goods, Langston disowning his last name...the episode zigs and zags, just keep up Lil' Mommas! They make a declarative statement that sheds light on the spectacle/illness that has fallen on America: Love Island. Lastly, the guys answer listener voicem…

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Prison Strong w/ Rashida "Sheedz" Olayiwola: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode 17:31

3M ago17:31

17:31

Langston and David sit down with Rashida "Sheedz" Olayiwola to chat about trash audition moments and the best work out plan: prison. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected] LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S ST…

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The CIA is Controlling Black People! (with Rashida "Sheedz" Olayiwola) 1:01:36

3M ago1:01:36

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Is the CIA exploiting incarcerated Black Americans and the race for a mind control agent? Langston and David sit down with the talented Rashida "Sheedz" Olayiwola (Jury Duty, South Side) about this unsettling conspiracy theory. They get into talks about MKUltra and the nasty things the CIA did to repress and abuse marginalized groups and to key mem…

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The Crackhead Solution w/ Jemele Hill: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode 9:42

3M ago9:42

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Langston and David sit down with Jemele in this mini episode and talk about where their moms get their conspiracy intel. Plus, we need to rely on crackheads more often. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected] LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS …

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Only Black People Are In the Illuminati (with Jemele Hill) 1:20:48

3M ago1:20:48

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Does the illuminati only comprise of Black celebrities? Langston and David sit down with sports journalist and podcaster extraordinaire Jemele Hill (Spolitics Podcast) as the three of them get down to business about the illuminati, but more specifically, the Black people who make up this infamous secret society. Why aren't there more discussions ab…

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Dark Week (with Reggie Conquest) RE-RELEASE 48:47

3M ago48:47

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Are dark-skinned ni**as having a moment? Langston and David talk to Reggie Conquest (Abbott Elementary) about the dark kings who are shining bright. This can be traced back to everyone wanting to be Wesley Snipes in the 90s as well as J.Cole apologizing to Kendrick Lamar two weeks ago. We also address the craziness of Meek Mill and Draymond Green. …

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Giants Used to Exist! (with Mandal) 1:00:11

3M ago1:00:11

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Did Giants once roam the Earth? Langston and David sit down with friend of the show, Mandal, to discuss this popular Internet conspiracy theory. It's been discussed over TikTok, even the bible - how much truth is out there about giants? They discuss about the Blue people of Appalachia and the biggest primate with the most intentional name. They ans…

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NBC to National Bill Cosby (with Bridget Todd) RE-RELEASE 54:17

4M ago54:17

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Hey Lil Mommas! We're back with another classic MMTM episode. Did Bill Cosby try to buy NBC? Langston and David chat with Bridget Todd (There Are No Girls On The Internet Podcast) about this conglomerate of a conspiracy. They discuss being a "Cosby" family, television raising them, and the downfall of America's deadbeat dad. Was it just white peopl…

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The Internet Is Dead (with LaRussell) 59:10

4M ago59:10

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Is the Internet really a vacant graveyard of bots and AI? Langston and David sit down with Bay Area rapper LaRussell (Good Compenny) about this new age conspiracy theory. Who knew online would become the breeding ground of haters and weirdos. How many times do we need to read a think-piece about Blu Ivy Carter? How many times do you need your Twitt…

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Tyler Perry is the Devil!! (with Sydnee Washington) RE-RELEASE 48:32

4M ago48:32

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Hey Lil Momma's, here another classic MMTM episode: Is Tyler Perry REALLY the devil?! Langston and David sit down in studio with Sydnee Washington (Mess on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network) about this conspiracy theory. Not the literal devil, but is he holding back the Black community with his films and plays? Is he portraying Black people …

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Electric Slide n' Socket (with KevOnStage) RE-RELEASE 54:11

4M ago54:11

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Hey Lil' Mommas and Gentiles-A-Like! We will be back with new episodes of My Momma Told Me next week. In the meantime, enjoy a classic with special guest KevOnStage and rate/review the podcast here. Bye b*tch! -- If you play with silver toys during a lightning storm, will you be struck down? Langston and David chat with KevOnStage (Here's The Thing…

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It Ain't Easy Being Green (with Alex English) RE-RELEASE 56:45

4M ago56:45

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Hey Lil Momma's, here another classic MMTM episode: Did Black people used to be green? Langston and David talk with Alex English (Saturday Night Live) about this viral conspiracy theory. The words of Bobby Hemmit help guide the conversation of how Black people used to be Gods and how green skin falls into that thinking. What other powers did Black …

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The Miracle of Tallow Grease (with Kel Mitchell) 56:13

4M ago56:13

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Does tallow grease cure ALL illnesses? Langston and David hang out with actor/comedy legend Kel Mitchell (Good Burger 2, Kenan & Kel, All That) to discuss this family home remedy. You will for sure end up greasy, but you will be healed instantly...and maybe smell like meats. They discuss what the Internet has to say about this conspiracy theory and…

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The Right Ear is the Gay Ear (with Vinny Thomas) RE-RELEASE 56:05

4M ago56:05

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Hey Lil Momma's! Here's another classic episode of My Momma Told Me this week. If you get your right ear pierced, does that mean you're gay? Langston and David sit down with Vinny Thomas (Platonic on Apple TV) about this fashion conspiracy theory. Talks of Claire's and how important location is when it comes to these piercings. Let's just say the b…

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NBA Magic Tricks (with Josiah Johnson) 1:09:38

4M ago1:09:38

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Langston and David are joined by former UCLA basketball player, NBA Twitter meme king, and podcast host Josiah Johnson. They talk about the 1985 first official draft lottery. Was it rigged or not? And we learn that the 2009 Western Conference Finals was the greatest time of David’s life. The Nuggets were fun during that time, Barrack Obama was pres…

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Making the Greatest White Television Show w/ Zack Fox: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode 19:30

4M ago19:30

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Langston and David sit down with their good friend Zack Fox in this mini episode and imagine what it would be like to write the best white show ever together — like a reverse The Wire. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected] LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL …

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Autonomous Machines Are Controlled by African Children (with Zack Fox) 55:56

5M ago55:56

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Are autonomous machines actually operated by African children? Langston and David sit down with the multi-talented comedian, DJ, actor, Zack Fox (Abbott Elementary) to discuss this conspiracy theory. We lift the veil and see the nasty truth: work exploitation. Tricking kids into thinking it's a video game in order to save a couple of bucks. Plus, t…

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Are People Stealing Beyoncé's Face?: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE) 29:44

5M ago29:44

29:44

Lil' Mommas! Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode again. Langston and David answer a listener's voicemail this Thanksgiving about the ever-changing standard of beauty. Do all plastic surgeons just want to make us look like Beyoncé?!? SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected] LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LI…

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Straight Dudes Don't Like Women! (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie) 50:49

5M ago50:49

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Langston and David are back in studio opening the Lil' Momma voicemails. We get calls about Jesus being an alien, Black people being on the spectrum (of course the caller is drunk), and a gay man's rant about straight dudes not liking women. These Lil' Mommas run the gamut and like a community, we go through the good and the bad together. SEND US Y…

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Zzz Diddy: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE) 13:58

5M ago13:58

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Lil' Mommas! Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode again. Langston and David answer a listener's email about P.Diddy not sleeping or eating and getting his nutrients through an IV and micro-dosing molly. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected] LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON …

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12 Inches or Less with Brandon Kyle Goodman (RE-RELEASE) 51:03

5M ago51:03

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Hey Lil' Mommas and Gentiles-A-Like! We will be back with new episodes of My Momma Told Me next week. In the meantime, enjoy a classic with special guest Brandon Kyle Goodman and rate/review the podcast here. Bye b*tch! --- Do Black men have big dicks? Langston and David discuss with Brandon Kyle Goodman (Netflix's Big Mouth) about the greatest and…

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Red Pill Black Pill: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE) 22:22

5M ago22:22

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Lil' Mommas! Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode again, where Langston and David answer a listener’s email about The Matrix and Terminator being created by a Black woman. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected] LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD …

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The Death of Aaliyah (with Laci Mosley) 1:05:42

5M ago1:05:42

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Who killed R&B superstar Aaliyah? Langston and David ride with Laci Mosley (Scam Goddess on Hulu) about this conspiracy theory. They go through the saga of Aaliyah's career and discuss at length the people who were in her circle. Yes, R.Kelly and Jay-Z are brought up and yes, they are suspects...even though one of them cannot read. Plus, why did th…

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The Land of OZempic: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE) 23:45

5M ago23:45

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Lil' Mommas! We will be back with new episodes next week. Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode again, where we mess around with a timeless topic: Ozempic. --- Langston and David answer an email about the Ozempic craze, plus we try to coin the term "Ozy". SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected] LEAVE US A VO…

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Welcome to the Apocalypse (with Patrick Cloud) 1:04:37

5M ago1:04:37

1:04:37

Are we already in the apocalypse? Langston and David chat with comedian, content creator, and rapper Patrick Cloud (Cloudy Arcade and Head of Content at All Def). They bring you chicken conspiracies, Nelly songs, and systematic issues when white-owned corporations target the Black community. Why isn’t the Popeyes lady, Diedre Henry, the CEO of Pope…

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chatGPT vs. Everybody: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE) 19:14

6M ago19:14

19:14

Langston and David answer a listener's email about A.I. and chatGPT replacing the podcast. -- Go to vote.webbyawards.com and search "My Momma Told Me" and cast your vote! SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected] LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" I…

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FaceTime with Terrence Howard & Black Alien Race (with Brandon T. Jackson) 1:07:26

6M ago1:07:26

1:07:26

Langston and David sit down with actor Brandon T. Jackson (The Family Business: New Orleans) and chat about all the unknown things around us: realms, chess, religion, and Black alien race are discussed at length. Also, what's up with humans and machines/REAL ID? Of course TikTok videos are involved and the boys get a special FaceTime call from the …