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Immovable Pod Podcasts
An actual-play Dungeons & Dragons Podcast. We've been questing since 2022. Follow us on Instagram @meat_shield_pod Starring in alphabetical order: Adelaide Underhill the halfling rogue (played by Alex Dunne) Rowan Harcourt the human warlock (played by Chloe Homewood) Sapphire Crow the tabaxi monk (played by Gráinne O'Brien) Sybilline Ex'eventu the anteater wizard (played by Alex Foulkes) Your Dungeon Master is Lucas "Zero Fun" Maxwell Your friendly NPC is Ting the Verbeeg druid. All artwork ...
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 60: Chapter Four: Wait, That Sounded Campy!
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51:52The gang scours a cloud giant castle in search of their friend, Zephryos.By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 60: Chapter 3: Carefully Curated Tat
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57:57The gang are in a cloud giant castle, one mile above the Evermoors, searching for their friend Zephyros but getting distracted by shiny objects.By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 60: Chapter Two: You're Off To the Cloud Castle? You Will Be Mist!
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57:14The gang heads to a cloud giant castle located above the Evermoors in an attempt to find their missing friend, Zephyros!By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 60: Chapter One: Immovable Roddie Piper
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52:11The gang are on a cultist's airship, then Syb get's rowdy with her immovable rod and everything goes haywire.By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 59: Chapter 3: What's Kraken?
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1:05:37The gang asks the Oracle some key questions and meet some strange and unlikely allies!By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 59: Chapter Two: Broomalaide Gets Eaten
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1:02:44In this episode, Adelaide gets swallowed by a Remorhaz in The Eye of the All Father as they seek answers to the problem of the missing Storm Giant King.By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 59: Chapter One: Broom-A-Laide
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44:19The gang gets squashed by a giant boulder.By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 58: Chapter Four: Fake It Chill You Make It
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52:05As they enter The Eye of the All Father, the gang finds an unsettling discovery.By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 58: Chapter Three: Stuck Between a Rock and a Rowan Place.
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48:29The group, accompanied by Harshnag, heads east across The Spine of the World in order to find the The Eye of the All Father.By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 58: Chapter Two: Not the Inky Darkness!
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50:07The gang recovers from a vicious fight under the theatre and travels to Mirabar to prepare for their journey to the Eye of the All Father.By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 58: Chapter One: Real Acid?
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45:22The gang decends into a dark series of tunnels and discovers something they wish they hadn't.By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 57: Chapter Four: A Killer Play
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40:05The gang go to the theatre seeking answers about their lost friend, Zephyros, only to find more questions than answers.By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Episode 57: Chapter Three: It's Just a Stage I'm Going Through
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49:35The gang heads to the theatre to investigate a play gone horribly, horribly wrong.By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 57: Chapter Two: I'm Afraid We Charge Extra For Corpse Cleanup
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58:18Hitting a dead end trying to find Zephyros, the gang head to the theatre to solve a mystery!By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 57: Chapter One: Here, Have a Werther's
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54:21The gang finds themselves in a dive bar in Mirabar, seeking information on their friend, Zephyros.By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 56: Chapter Four: Circles & Soliciters
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52:36The gang use a teleportation circle to travel to the dangerous mining town of Mirabar.By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 56: Chapter 3: This Is Not Egg-cellent At All.
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46:54In this episode, the gang leaves the hill giant fort and travels to Waterdeep where they make a startling discovery.By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 56: Chapter Two: Hand Over the Racoons
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1:01:17In this episode, the gang returns to the hill giant fort to plunder, steal and maybe help some prisoners.By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 56: Chapter One: I've Seen the Future & I Don't Care For It
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50:08In this episode, the gang desperately tries to escape the clutches of ancient blue dragon.By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 54: Chapter Four: The Etiquette of Messaging Dragons
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38:48In this episode, the gang continue their search for their friend Zephyros in the hold of the hill giants only to be faced with a terrible danger.By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 55: Chapter Three: We May Have Crushed the Prisoners
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45:42The gang takes on a hoard of bugbears & hill giants in order to find their friend, Zephyros.By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 55: Chapter Two: But, What About Fireball?
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1:06:33Seeking their friend Zephyros, the gang infiltrate a hill giant fortress using zero subtlety.By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 55: Chapter One: It Appears To Be the Time for Clobbering
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1:02:01The gang, desperate to find their cloud giant friend, track a small group of hill giants to the east and make a startling discovery...By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 54: Chapter Four: We Need to Find Our Goofy Boy!
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43:23The gang head north of Waterdeep to find their pal Zephyros.By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 54: Chapter Three: Buckle Up, Blue Dragon
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42:23By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 54: Chapter Two: It's Mucus!
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46:02In this episode, the gang accesses their new teleportation circle to travel to the bustling city of Waterdeep!By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 54: Chapter One: The Wink & Kiss Patriots
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46:26By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 53: Chapter Four: Values Shmalues
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13:05In this super-short episode, the Salt & Pepper Gang decide how to properly investigate the missing nobles of Yartar!By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 53: Chapter Three: Walkie Talkie? How About a Stoney-Phoney?
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1:01:23By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 53: Chapter Two: Lizard Races & Strange Faces
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 53: Chapter One: You're Gherkin My Chain!
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56:32By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 52: Chapter Four: Drowning in Fear & Also Sewage
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57:38In this episode, the gang tries to escape the sewer and get to the friendly (?) streets of Yartar above!By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 52: Chapter Three: I'd Love a Jar of Mucus
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57:09By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 52: Chapter Two: I Am The Walrus, You Are The Horrible Sewer Monster
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55:10By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 52: Chapter One: Can I Ride My Magic Broom Over the Poo?
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51:31By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 51: Chapter Four: The Sewage Exploration Team Building Exercise
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49:27By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 51: Chapter Three: We've Stolen a Boat
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1:01:34By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 51: Chapter Two: The Rapid Moving Bowel Deception
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51:23By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 51: Chapter One: What a Waste of a Corpse
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54:13By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 50: Chapter Four: I've Never Seen Such Articulate Eyebrows
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 50: Chapter Three: A Round of Sharks My Good Man
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 50: Chapter Two: Welcome to the Wormhole
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 50: Chapter One: What Amazing Ears You Have
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 49: Chapter 4: Barry What
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 49: Chapter 3: You Can Stop Cowering Now
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 49: Chapter 2: This is Exactly How You Quest
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 49: Chapter 1: Mr. Bellydust Knows His Maths
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 48: Chapter 4: Legitimately Acquired Dream Hat
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 48: Chapter 3: E is for Explosion
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47:33By Lucas Maxwell
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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 48: Chapter Two: The Bear Witch Project
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48:53By Lucas Maxwell
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