Best Hocus Focus Podcasts (2025)

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Disastercast: A Stroll Through Chernobyl 2:28:59

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14d ago2:28:59

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All glory to Hocus Pocus! Meltdowns aplenty on this week's episode. No, not an in-depth discussion of Dani's love life, but deep diving into the Chernobyl disaster; the build-up, the fallout, and cover-ups. Along the way, there's dog talk, your usual handful of Simpsons episodes, Rasputin, questionable accents, and the ethics of fancying Gillian An…

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GDTD 291: Fab Five Disney Divas 1:17:24

2h ago1:17:24

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This week, Patrick and Ryan are serving up lewks, 'tude, and full on confidence as they count down their Fab Five Disney Divas. From animated icons to live-action legends and chaos agents, GDTD celebrates the characters who don't just enter a scene...they own it. Who makes the cut? Who narrowly misses it? And what exactly defines a Disney Diva? Gra…

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GDTD 290: The Muppet Christmas Carol 1:49:37

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This week, Patrick and JT dive into the past, present and future of 1992's, 'The Muppet Christmas Carol'. This beloved holiday classic gives us Dickens, divas and high-camp drama. The boys unpack the film's bittersweet production history, Brian Henson's heartfelt direction, and how Michael Cain and the Muppets managed to turn a Victorian tale or mo…

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Talkin' Montauk 2:18:02

23d ago2:18:02

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This week, Dani, Justy, and special guest Oisín dive into the unhinged lore of The Montauk Project, a Cold War conspiracy where the U.S. government allegedly dabbled in psychic super-soldiers, time-travel mishaps, and a monster... basically real life Stranger Things.By Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus

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GDTD 289: Fab Five Pre-Renaissance Disney Animated Movies 1:35:10

25d ago1:35:10

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This week, Patrick and JT count down their favorite Pre-Renaissance Disney Animated Movies, celebrating the classics that shaped their childhoods. Expect deep dives, delightful debates, and a few nods to classic queer icons like Mad Madam Mim, Miss Bianca and the Cheshire Cat. Take a seat at the tea party and join us in our Classic Disney celebrata…

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Saying Goodbye to the Penny 14:55

30d ago14:55

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Goodbye to the one cent penny in America. The lowest denomination when it comes to Dollars & Cents; will soon be a thing of the past. The U.S. Mint has printed its last copper penny.

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Technically The Twilight Episode? 2:18:05

1M ago2:18:05

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This week on Hocus Pocus, it's werewolves vs vampires, which makes sense because Justy's hairy and Dani sucks. Along the way, expect discussion of Sinners tampon storage locations, the submarine episode of The Simpsons, Justy's adventures in Romania, and a few technical difficulties.By Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus

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GDTD 288: Fab Five Animated Movies Post Disney Renaissance Era 1:27:35

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This week, Patrick and Kale count down their Fab Five animated movies in the post-Disney-Renaissance-Era. They unpack what makes each film stand out - whether it's emotional resonance, artisitc ambition, nostalgic power, or pure entertainment. Do their lists match up with yours, or do you have the ultimate Fab Five? Contact us: [email protected] …

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The Curse Of The Kennedys 2:17:50

2M ago2:17:50

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Justy's back! For maybe our least spookiest episode yet! This week, your hosts dive into the history of the Kennedys, a super normal and chill family where absolutely nothing could possibly go wrong. Along the way there's Paris Hilton talk, lobotomies, Mexican-Irish solidarity, and a lot of discussion of Dani's new boyfriend.…

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Take Me Home, Cunty Roads: The Weird World Of Appalachia 2:50:27

2M ago2:50:27

2:50:27

We’re back! Well not all of us. Justy is suffering in ways too impolite to mention on social media, so Dani roped in her neighbour Justin to guide him through the mysteries of Appalachia, from the Moon-Eyed People to the disappearance of Dennis Martin, the Beast Of Bladdenboro to our old friend Bigfoot. Tangents include: half-naked Robin Williams, …

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GDTD 287: Disney's Treasure Planet 1:22:38

2M ago1:22:38

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This week, Patrick and Ryan set sail among the stars as they dig into one of Disney's most underrated movies, Treasure Planet. From its out-of-this-world animation and steampunk vibes, to its angsty Goo Goo Dolls soundtrack, this early 2000s adventure has more hidden gems than a pirate's treasure. Was it misunderstood or just ahead of its time? Gra…

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Dani's Top Ten Favourite Asylums 2:43:45

2M ago2:43:45

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Welcome back to Dani Hyperfixates For Three Hours... no, wait, it's Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus! This week we delve into the spookiest haunted asylums around. Not literally of course, but if some rich patron wants to fund that, we're open to it. Along the way, tangents include The Crown, Ireland's vendetta against Thierry Henry, the differences betwe…

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GDTD 286: Watching Watcher In The Woods 1:23:37

2M ago1:23:37

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This week, Patrick and Vincent present another episode of Magic and Monsters. The two head deep into the forest to uncover the all-but-lost 1980's cult classic, Disney's The Watcher in the Woods. From broken mirrors and interdimensional aliens to not one, not two, but three different endings, they break down all the creepy chaos, Bette Davis side e…

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Welcome To McKamey Manor: America's Most Extreme Haunted House 2:38:04

2M ago2:38:04

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Spooky szn continues unabated! This week Justy and Dani tackle McKamey Manor, America’s most infamous haunted house attraction, reportedly so extreme to the point guests had to sign a liability waiver detailing the various forms of physical, sexual and psychological torture they would undergo. Cheerful stuff. Along the way, they debate boy cats vs …

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Samhain Stories: The History Of Halloween 2:34:30

3M ago2:34:30

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Tis the spooky season, and so Dani and Justy are looking into the history of Halloween, from its Gaelic roots in the festival of Samhain right up to the modern candy-n-capitalism extravaganza. Tangents include hooring yourself out in Saudi Arabia (be you Bill Burr, Katie Price, or CM Punk), House Of Guinness, Stingy Jack, haunted houses and ghost t…

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GDTD 285: A Focus on 'Hocus Pocus' 1:44:56

3M ago1:44:56

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This week, Patrick and Kale light the Black Flame Candle and take a deep dive into the Disney cult classic, Hocus Pocus. Join the boys as they unearth the history, the hijinks and Binx, and the high camp that turned this Halloween trick into an annual treat. Grab your broomsticks, Tweedles...it's time to run amok, amok, amok! As always, they discus…

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Some Kind Of Monster: Aileen Wuornos' Highway To Hell 2:50:33

3M ago2:50:33

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This week, Dani and Justy go long on one of the most infamous female serial killers of all time, Aileen Wuornos. Along the road they turn off into tangents such as ghosting, Big Brother and SM:TV, correct etiquette at ATMs, the Clinic Murders, and Charlie Kirk, obviously.By Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus

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Fairly Odd Cast: All Your Favourite Fucked Up Fairytales 2:23:08

3M ago2:23:08

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Aaaand we're back! After a week away (thank you, technical difficulties), Dani and Justy return to your ears to dive into the world of fairy tales, Grimm or otherwise. Along the way, expect the usual Simpsons references and even some Futurama bits, an update on Justy's love life, Dani's skincare journey, Disney adults, vocal stims, the Hemsworths v…

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GDTD 284: Down the Rabbit Hole - Disney Branded Products 1:36:19

3M ago1:36:19

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This week, Patrick and JT go down the rabbit hole exploring the world of Disney branded products. They dig into the stories behind iconic branded products, from glasswear to glasses of orange juice, exploring how Disney turned character licensing into a cultural force. As always, they discuss the latest Disney news and close the show with some Quic…

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Dark Side Of The Boob: The Murky History Of Pornography 2:24:11

4M ago2:24:11

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"We have searched every square inch of this podcast and all we have found is porno, porno, porno!" Yep, Dani and Justy have been preparing their whole lives for this episode, as they dive into the sticky world of porn. From its humble beginnings on cave walls to every other piece of video you see online, porn has become one of the driving forces be…

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It's The Obligatory Nazi Episode 2:25:09

4M ago2:25:09

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This ain't helping our algorithmic chances, but here goes: Dani wanted to do an episode on the Nazis. Justy agreed. Neither of them prepared. It's chaos. Along the way, we touch on Stevie Wonder, catfishing, serial killers being played by hot actors, why Walk Hard is a modern classic, Jennifer Coolidge, the Welsh language, and of course Trump, MAGA…

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GDTD 283: Exploring Orlando Outside of the Disney Parks 1:33:37

4M ago1:33:37

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This week, Patrick and Ryan go beyond the Disney berm and explore all the wonderful things to do in Orlando, outside of the main Disney Parks! From fantastic eats to date-night gems, they dish on the best ways to add some extra magic to your next Central Florida trip. As always, they discuss the latest Disney news and close the show with some Quick…

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Gone Fishin': The Crimes of Albert Fish 2:36:27

4M ago2:36:27

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An episode of two halves: your usual witty banter, before a nice diversion into *checks notes* the horrific crimes of Albert Fish, aka The Gray Man, aka the Vampire of Brooklyn. But before that there's talk of Jamie Lee Curtis, your hosts' skincare routines and sex lives, the necessity of providing pound cake for demons, why you don’t fuck with sha…

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GDTD 282: Fab Five Favorite Things about Disneyland and Disney California Advenure 1:18:46

4M ago1:18:46

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This week, Patrick and Kale are heading west as they count down their Fab Five favorite things about Disneyland and Disney California Adventure! From iconic attractions to can't-miss treats, and those "Walt Walked Here" vibes, the boys share what makes the West Coast parks pure Disney magic. As always, they discuss the latest Disney news and close …

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Ingo And Bingo And Garth Brooks Too 2:14:32

4M ago2:14:32

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An absolute pick ’n’ mix episode; ostensibly it’s about remote viewing and its use by the CIA for espionage, but along the way we hit on Garth Brooks, manifesting and positive mental attitude, Dani’s dealing with demons, the importance of getting tested, Dionysus, Uri Geller flying above Wembley, the origins of Justy and Dani’s names, and some Hocu…

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America’s Favourite Cursed Wrestling Family 2:36:04

5M ago2:36:04

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Ireland’s two finest wrestling minds, Justy and Dani, delve into one of the saddest tales of the squared circle: The Von Erich family and the curse surrounding them. Basically Fritz Von Erich is a contender for history’s greatest monster. Along the way they hit on the Sydney Sweeney of it all, Justy’s film work, Sean Connery, Dani’s cat, and the us…

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GDTD 281: Movie Review - Fantastic Four: First Steps 1:53:25

5M ago1:53:25

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This week, Patrick and JT do a deep dive into Disney / Marvel's brand-new movie, Fantastic Four: First Steps! From stretchy science dads to sizzling Silver Surfers, we're breaking down what worked, what wowed, and what left us questioning what's next for the MCU. We also take a look back—and forward—at the ever-expanding Marvel Cinematic Universe, …

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The Loch Ness Monster Is A Greenland Shark And We Love Him pt. 2 2:16:06

5M ago2:16:06

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By Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus

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The Loch Ness Monster Is A Greenland Shark And We Love Him 2:28:25

5M ago2:28:25

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Cryptids, innit?By Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus

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"Utter f**king chaos" - Our Editor 2:03:07

5M ago2:03:07

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So, an orange man and a jew walk into a teenage disco...By Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus

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GDTD 280: Disney on Broadway - Act 1 2:02:52

5M ago2:02:52

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Patrick and Kale go behind the curtain, to explore the beginnings for Disney Theatrical Group and the making of Beauty and the Beast on Broadway! Contact us: [email protected] LEARN MORE & JOIN OUR PATREON: gaysdothed.com Purchase Your GDTD Candles Here: GDTD Candle Pack at Luxillume!

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Hail Satan and Halitosis: The Richard Ramirez Experience 1:47:49

5M ago1:47:49

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By Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus

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GDTD 279: Magic and Monsters - The Shaggy Dog 1:25:13

6M ago1:25:13

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In this episode, Patrick and Vincent present another edition of Magic and Monsters. They travel back to the 1950's and discuss Disney's first ever feature length comedy, 'The Shaggy Dog.' Make no bones about it, this movie is part Disney, part Werewolf film and all camp. Links discussed in the episode: The Dog Who Was the Shaggy Dog Werewolf Films,…

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Magick Mike XXL: The Aleister Crowley Experience 2:11:02

6M ago2:11:02

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This week, we dive head first into everyone's favourite horny Victorian goth kid, Charles- FUCK - Aleister Crowley.By Hocus Pocus Lack Of Focus

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Pilot 1:50:21

6M ago1:50:21

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Editor Alex: "Here you go. An hour and 50 minutes of absolute shite talk."By Dani

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GDTD 278: Special Guest Host and Revisiting a Special Interview 1:58:38

6M ago1:58:38

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In this episode, Patrick and special guest host Justin chat about eveything from 626 Day to the current Broadway Season. They also take a trip down memory lane by revisiting a previous interview with the incredible Susan Egan and Benjamin Rauhala. As always they discuss the latest Disney news and close out the show with some Quick D. Contact us: in…

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GDTD 277: Movie Review - Lilo and Stitch 1:32:36

7M ago1:32:36

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In this episode, Kale and Parick review the live-action Lilo & Stitch and surf through all chaotic cuteness, cultural updates, and found-family feels, this new version brings to the screen. As always they discuss the latest Disney news and close out the show with some Quick D. Contact us: [email protected] LEARN MORE & JOIN OUR PATREON: gaysdothe…

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GDTD 276: Movie Review - A Goofy Movie 1:28:28

7M ago1:28:28

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In this episode, Ryan and Patrick discuss A Goof Movie and celebrate its 30th Anniversary. As always they discuss the latest Disney news and close the show with some Quick D. Contact us: [email protected] LEARN MORE & JOIN OUR PATREON: gaysdothed.com Purchase Your GDTD Candles Here: GDTD Candle Pack at Luxillume!…

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GDTD 275: Movie Review - Thunderbolts 1:32:52

7M ago1:32:52

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In this episode, JT and Patrick discuss the newest movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, 'Thunderbolts'. As always they discuss the latest Disney news and close the show with some Quick D. Contact us: [email protected] LEARN MORE & JOIN OUR PATREON: gaysdothed.com Purchase Your GDTD Candles Here: GDTD Candle Pack at Luxillume!…

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GDTD 274: Fab-Five Almost Rated-R Disney Animated Moments 1:09:47

8M ago1:09:47

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In this episode, Kale and Patrick dive into Disney's darker side, and explore their Fab-Five moments in Disney Animated movies were things got a little Rated-R. As always they discuss the latest Disney news and close the show with some Quick D. Contact us: [email protected] LEARN MORE & JOIN OUR PATREON: gaysdothed.com Purchase Your GDTD Candles …

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GDTD 273: Movie Review - Splash 1:35:17

8M ago1:35:17

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In this episode, JT and Patrick dive deep into the waters of nostalgia with a review of the 1984 Disney / Touchstone classic, 'Splash'! As always they discuss the latest Disney news and close the show with some Quick D. Contact us: [email protected] LEARN MORE & JOIN OUR PATREON: gaysdothed.com Purchase Your GDTD Candles Here: GDTD Candle Pack at…

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GDTD 272: Movie Review - Disney's Snow White 1:26:35

9M ago1:26:35

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In this episode, Kale and Patrick discuss the Happy the Grumpy and the Sleepy moments in Disney's newest live-action realease of Snow White. As always they discuss the latest Disney news and close the show with some Quick D. Contact us: [email protected] LEARN MORE & JOIN OUR PATREON: gaysdothed.com Purchase Your GDTD Candles Here: GDTD Candle Pa…

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GDTD 271: Windows on Main Street 1:08:44

9M ago1:08:44

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In this episode, JT and Patrick take a stroll down Main Street, U.S.A. to uncover the hidden stories behind some o he windows found in the Disney Parks. These often overlooked tributes honor the extraordinary individuals who helped shape the magic of Disney - and each one has a story worth telling. As always they discuss the latest Disney news and …

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GDTD 270: Review of Once Upon a Time 1:28:50

10M ago1:28:50

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In this episode, Kale and Patrick give a review of the pilot episode of the ABC TV show, Once Upon a time. As always the discuss the latest Disney news and close the show with some Quick D. Contact us: [email protected] LEARN MORE & JOIN OUR PATREON: gaysdothed.com Purchase Your GDTD Candles Here: GDTD Candle Pack at Luxillume!…

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GDTD 269: Questions and Peter Panswers with Patrick and JT 1:19:35

10M ago1:19:35

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In this episode, JT and Patrick take questions from our Tweedles and interview eachother on all things Disney. As always the discuss the latest Disney news and close the show with some Quick D. Contact us: [email protected] LEARN MORE & JOIN OUR PATREON: gaysdothed.com Purchase Your GDTD Candles Here: GDTD Candle Pack at Luxillume!…

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GDTD 268: Fab-Five Loving Relationships in Disney 1:05:33

11M ago1:05:33

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In this episode, Ryan and Patrick reveal their fab-five moments in Disney movies and TV, highlighting loving relationships, and what love does and can look like. As always the discuss the latest Disney news and close the show with some Quick D. Contact us: [email protected] LEARN MORE & JOIN OUR PATREON: gaysdothed.com Purchase Your GDTD Candles …

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D.E.I (WHO REALLY BENEFITS FROM IT...?) 29:09

11M ago29:09

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D.E.I WHO IS HE REAL BENEFACTOR OF D.E.I?

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GDTD 267: Movie Review - Moana 2 1:10:50

11M ago1:10:50

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In this episode, Kale and Patrick discuss Disney's latest animated film, Moana 2. As always the discuss the latest Disney news and close the show with some Quick D. Contact us: [email protected] LEARN MORE & JOIN OUR PATREON: gaysdothed.com Purchase Your GDTD Candles Here: GDTD Candle Pack at Luxillume!…

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Shade at the Memorial? 7:38

11M ago7:38

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Was there people throwing SHADE at the memorial?

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GDTD 266: Fab Five Disney Wishes for 2025 1:06:55

12M ago1:06:55

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In this episode, JT and Patrick reveal their Fab Five wishes for Disney in 2025. As always the discuss the latest Disney news and close the show with some Quick D. Contact us: [email protected] LEARN MORE & JOIN OUR PATREON: gaysdothed.com Purchase Your GDTD Candles Here: GDTD Candle Pack at Luxillume!…