After watching Marvel's THE THUNDERBOLTS (spoiler warning), Rish muses about the possibility of solving problems with a hug instead of a fist. And Fake Sean tries his own squeezin, touchin, and lovin. Download the episode by Right-Clicking HERE. Support me on Patreon HERE. Logo by Gino "Group Slug" Moretto.…

I guess it's been enough time to do another Robert Bloch story . . . hasn't it? This one is the 1951 Lovecraft homage, "Notebook Found In A Deserted House," about a twelve year old boy who discovers that the only thing worse than a mystery is the answer behind said mystery. If you wish to download the episode, Right-Click HERE. If you wish to suppo…

Rish shares an old story, "Reply Hazy," about a young man named Rafael, whose Magic 8 Ball really is magic. If you wish to download the episode, Right-Click HERE. If you wish to support me on Patreon, click HERE. Logo by Gino "Reply Crazy" Moretto.By Rish Outfield

Hey, all you 3-breasted hookers! In this mind-jarring episode, our creepy baby psychics, Brennon & Adam, are bursting out of some dude’s chest to bring you Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Total Recall! So wrap a towel around your head, yank the homing device out of your nose, and come hop in a Johnny Cab with us… on Super 90s Bros! Featuring “Poison” by Be…

Rish shares the (very) short 1957 story "The Three D's" by well-known poet Ogden Nash. If Victoria is going to join a select group at her school, she must do something Daring, Deadly, and Done-never-before. To download the episode, Right-Click HERE. To support me on Patreon, click HERE. Logo by Gino "In Three-D" Moretto.…

It's time for some more library security guard stories, including helping an old woman, the homeless guy role call, including the guy ranting about Taylor Swift and the dude who really loved the libary. Note: I edited this one on my desktop, with no access to my usual sounds, and had to make do with what I had at hand. If you'd like to download the…

Hey all you bodacious bros and heinous hags! In this time-bending episode, our hair-brained rockers, Brennon & Adam, are jamming out with none other than Bill & Ted! So grab your acid-washed jeans, rev up your time-traveling phone booth, and come ace your history final with us — on Super 90s Bros! Featuring Funky Cold Medina by Tone-Loc!…

It's a Dead & Breakfast story, about an unpleasant dude named Garrett Delvecchio, who comes to the Noble Oaks Bed & Breakfast on the worst possible night. Or the best? To download this episode, Right-Click HERE. To support me over on Patreon, click HERE. Bad men need not apply. Logo by Gino "Plaid Man" Moretto.…

Rish presents Ray Bradbury's 1958 short story "The Town Where No One Got Off." Perhaps you won't either. A man decides to get off a train at one of those stops where no one ever goes, just for the experience. But what experience awaits him? Dear stranger, to download this episode, Right-Click HERE. To support me over on Patreon, click HERE. Come on…

A hodgepodge of items come together to celebrate the Rish Outcast's 300th episode: Fake Sean gets spun round, Rish narrates E. Nesbit's "Uncle Abraham's Romance," a scary Disney promo, a tale of eBay Horror, Rish talks about his security job, and Sam Apple's "The Saddest Toilet In The World." If you'd like to download the episode, Right-Click HERE.…

Rish presents three vignettes from his time working security at the public library. Hopefully, the first of many. Part 1 - New job, bad smell, toddler on stairs Part 2 - Roger and the attic Part 3 - People saying Thank You, cleaning vomit and Joe, lady in wheelchair lady adventure If you'd like to download the episode, Right-Click HERE. Come suppor…

Rish performs the P.G. Wodhouse's 1925 ghost story "Honeysuckle Cottage." Crime writer James Rodman's luck changes when he inherits his aunt's haunted house . . . but so does his writing. Download the episode by Right-Clicking HERE. Support me on Patreon HERE. Logo by Gino "Coneysuckle Hottage" Moretto.…

Hey, all you SeaShell Squatters! In this Oscar Meyer Weiner of an episode, our cryogenically frozen convicts Brennon & Adam, are taking names and licking ass to 1993’s Demolition Man! Simon Says, grab some Taco Bell and then come to bang Sandra Bullock in VR with us on Super 90s Bros! Featuring Cryin’ by Aerosmith.…

Rish talks about his longest work, the newly-released book "Balms & Sears." He talks about the idea behind it, the reason it got so long, and the many challenges of producing the audio. You may buy the text HERE, and you may buy the audio version HERE! If you want to download the episode, Right-Click HERE. If you want to support me on Patreon, clic…

So, here we are, the last segment of the 2019 "Lara & The Witch" novella. Lara Demming has been targeted by a supernatural enemy, and what's worse, he now knows where she is. Here's a link to the Collection Volume 1 audiobook, now available! If you want to download the episode, Right-Click HERE. If you want to support me on Patreon, click HERE. Log…

Better late than never? Rish looks back at his 2024 goals, and sets new ones for 2025. Happy New Year to all! Download the file directly by Right-Clicking HERE. Support me on Patreon HERE! Logo by Gino "New (Zealand) Year's" Moretto.By Rish Outfield

Rish talks about his car problems, and shares the third segment of his "Lara & The Witch" story. Lara Demming has started to mistrust Holcomb and her power over her. Does her magical pendant work or not? Buy "Lara: Volume I" at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CVKZX9S9 To download this episode, Right-Click HERE. To support me over on Patreon, click HERE…

Due to car problems, Rish shares the second segment of his "Lara & The Witch" story. Is Holcomb acting strangely, or is Lara's pendant not working? And if it isn't, what does that mean? If you'd like to download the episode, Right-Click HERE. If you would like to support me on Patreon, click HERE. Logo by Gino "In Good Pants" Moretto.…

Just in time for something, Rish presents the first segment of his Lara & The Witch story, "You're In Good Hands." Here's the link to the Lara & The Witch: Volume 1 collection: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DP7JZYVM Here's a link to the first L&TW story, "Like A Good Neighbor:" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbkHKDgjdxo To download the episode, Righ…

In lieu of a Christmas story this year, Rish shares his holiday-adjacent story "The Baleful." No apologies, though. As always, you can download the file by Right-Clicking HERE. And of course, you can support my Patreon by clicking HERE. They're three shows ahead! Logo by Gino "The Toenailful" Moretto.…

Rish talks about trying to get a job as a security guard. Yes, that Rish. If you'd like to download the episode, Right-Click HERE. If you would like to support me on Patreon, click HERE. Logo by Gino "Knob Description" Moretto.By Rish Outfield

Rish performs Roald Dahl's 1948 story "Man From The South." Smoke 'em if you got 'em. To download this episode, Right-Click HERE. To support me over on Patreon, click HERE. Do it for the children. Logo by Gino "Man From The South Hemisphere" Moretto.By Rish Outfield

Hey, all you compulsive liars and dead beat Dads! In this episode, Brennon & Adam are stretching the truth, breaking the rules, and making you laugh till you cry, as they dive into the 1997 comedy classic Liar Liar starring the one and only Jim Carrey! Get ready for a wild ride as we explore Fletcher Reede’s hilarious and chaotic day where his lies…

Just in time to celebrate the 42nd anniversary of the release of Michael Jackson's Thriller, Rish talks to Marshal and Big about movies that scared them. What scared you? Flicks mentioned include: THE SHINING (1980) CREEPSHOW (1982) PET SEMATARY (1989) A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984) FRIDAY THE 13TH (1980) JAWS (1975) PHANTASM II (1988) THE RING (…

Long overdue, Rish presents H.P. Lovecraft's lengthy story "The Rats in the Walls," a Horror/Adventure hybrid from nearly exactly a century ago. If you wish to download the episode, Right-Click HERE. If you wish to support me on Patreon, click HERE. Logo by Gino "The Brats In The Halls" Moretto.By Rish Outfield

Rish presents a new--and rather frustrating--short story called "I've Got A Secret." Strange goings-on are afoot at the library. Enjoy? You can download the file by Right-Clicking HERE. You can support my Patreon by clicking HERE. Logo by Gino "Secret Agent Man" Moretto.By Rish Outfield

After a wait of more than a month, Rish answers more questions from listeners*, including insight into the Cheesy Street Chalupa, and presents a short excerpt from his forthcoming novel "Balms & Sears." *Questions from Rob Broughton, Keith Teklits, Marshal Latham, Letruvia Kambatta, and Brian Saur. If you'd like to download the episode, Right-Click…

Hey, all you ScreamFace Killers! What’s your favorite scary movie? In this silicone-stabbing episode, our sexually oppressed rednecks, Brennon & Adam, are teaming up with actor Jon Abrahams LIVE at Spokane’s X-SPO horror con to bring you this Scary Movie podcast! So grab your hedge trimmers and come launch Anna Faris into the ceiling with us on Sup…

I present Robert Bloch's 1951 short story, "The Man Who Collected Poe." Imagine the ultimate collection a fan could possess . . . what might it include? Note: I mention the film "Torture Dungeon" a few times. The film was actually 1967's TORTURE GARDEN. Sorry, boss. Download the file directly by Right-Clicking HERE. Support me on Patreon HERE! Logo…

Rish presents his 2013 Triple Word Score story "Greetings From The Ninth Sector." Try to ignore the centipedes. Download the file directly by Right-Clicking HERE. Support me on Patreon HERE! Logo by Gino "Undercover Brother" Moretto.By Rish Outfield

19-year-oldHey, all you blue opera singers! In this brightly colored episode, our cloned naked supermodels, Brennon & Adam, are crashing taxis and blowing up PigMen to bring you this Fifth Element podcast! So grab your Kentucky Fried Gary Oldmen and wreck your marriage for 19 year old Ukrainian beauties with us on Super 90s Bros! Featuring Where Ha…

Rish answers questions from listeners*, and plugs his next audio collection (buy it here). Note: Due to unforeseen delays, this episode had to be split in two, and something I refer to at the beginning never actually appears. Sorry, kids. If you discover more disturbing errors, let me know. *Questions from Rob Broughton, Keith Teklits, even Gino Mo…

Rish presents his time travel(ish) story "Olivia Rewinds." Our gal Olivia and her boyfriend break up, but then she can whatever she wishes . . . just like you. Note: This is NOT the Valentine's Day episode. To download the episode, Right-Click HERE. To support me on Patreon, click HERE. Logo by Gino "Be Kind Rewind" Moretto.…

Rish presents M.R. James's 1904 story "The Mezzotint." A shame there's no figures in that painting--someone could do a series of videos talking about figures. If you want to download this episode, Right-Click HERE. To support Rish on Patreon, click HERE. Logo by Gino "The Mezzobint" Moretto. Sorry, I was under the impression "bint" was a more offen…

Rish talks about defying the expectations of TOP GUN 2 and A THOUSAND WORDS (warning: spoilers). Then he presents his sketch "Study Group," with help from Big Anklevich, Marshal Latham, some British guy, and Tena Kolakowski. If you want to download the episode, Right-Click HERE. If you want to support me on Patreon, click HERE. If you want to be wh…

Rish performs Stephen King's 1981 short story "The Jaunt." In this dark Sci-Fi tale, a father tells his nervous family how the Jaunt came to be before they take off to Mars. Note: This episode has been a long time in coming, longer than you think. You there, to download this episode, Right-Click HERE. To support me over on Patreon, click HERE. You …

Hey, all you little Money Grubbers! In this enriching episode, our Gentlemen’s Gentlemen Brennon & Adam, are buying yachts and doing hostile takeovers to bring you this Richie Rich podcast! So grab your butler and come destroy Mt. Richmore with us, on Super 90s Bros! Featuring Short D*** Man by 20 Fingers featuring Gillette…

Inspired by Big Anklevich and Taylor Swift, Rish talks about some of his favorite unhappy endings. Warning: Spoilers abound! Timecodes (unreliable) Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) - 20:02 Halloween: Season of the Witch - 25:20 Se7en - 28:45 Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Normal Again) - 31:05 Pet Sematary - 35:15 The Mist - 37:25 Planet of the Ape…

After running "Eyes of the Panther" a few months back, Rish presents Val Lewton's 1930 short story "The Bagheeta," that may or may not be about a panther that turns into a woman. Warning: Singing. If you'd like to download the episode, Right-Click HERE. If you would like to support me on Patreon, click HERE. Logo by Gino "The Hag-Beatah" Moretto.…

Rish ruminates about Heinlein's Rules For Writing, first readers, and his newest story collection. Then he and Big talk about what a terrible barterer Rish is, and present an interaction they call "Marvin Haggler." As always, you can download the file by Right-Clicking HERE. And of course, you can support my Patreon by clicking HERE. Logo by Gino "…

Hey, all you Teenie Weenies! This time, we’re Live at Lilac City ComicCon with a super special guest: Actress Amy O’Neill! Join our Ant-Riding Warriors Brennon & Adam, who braved the unforgiving rivers of dog urine to bring you this Honey I Shrunk the Kids podcast! Featuring Baby Don’t Forget My Number by Milli Vanilli…

Rish shares--against his better judgement--his recent story "Happy Birthday, Mister Cundy." Ashley is a caring and sympathetic nurse, even when it comes to the nastiest old man on the floor. It happens to be his birthday, and you know what they say about no good deeds. Warning: Unsubtle politics. You can download the file by Right-Clicking HERE. Yo…

In a nearly-lost episode, Rish performs "Our Lady of the Shadows," by Tony Richards. An American in Paris encounters a helpful, friendly guide . . but is he friendly? Or helpful? Or a guide? Warning: Bad French. Note: This was recorded before I had been to Europe, in case that seems incongruous. To download this episode, Right-Click HERE. To suppor…

Hey, all you Bacon eaters! In this splashing episode, our little floaters Brennon & Adam, are swimming against the current to bring back the 1994 thriller The River Wild! So grab your big oar, recruit John C. Reilly, and come rob and murder suburban families with us on Super 90s Bros! Featuring Fantastic Voyage by Coolio…

Rish finishes up his "Ten Thousand Coffins" reading. The Dawn Breaks is pretty big, but there's only room on the ship for either Brooklyn Lisst or the Ledouceur creature. Afterward, Rish answers half a question from Abbie Hilton, and talks about where the story could go from here. Note: The sound gets a bit rough before the end . . . but hey, you k…

Rish and Big Anklevich move into the Skynet era, as they talk about using A.I. to create (and replace) their story covers. They talk about a dozen or so covers, and their struggles to improve them. Check out THIS PAGE of the blog to see the various images (or https://rishoutfield.blogspot.com/2024/04/under-covers-2-images.html, if you're nasty). Of…

Rish presents the third--and longest--chunk of his Sci-Fi/Horror novella "Ten Thousand Coffins." So, there are now three awakened humans aboard the Dawn Breaks, and one vampire. Or is it two and two? Afterward, a bit about the Skipper, and is it just me, or is Rish more defensive of this story than usual? If you wish to download the episode, Right-…

Hey, all you socially conditioned NPCs! In this color-blinding episode, our soda jerks Brennon & Adam, are banging housewives left and right in homage of the 1998 gem Pleasantville! So grab your slutty sister, and come encourage teenage sex with us, on Super 90s Bros! Featuring One Week by Barenaked Ladies.…

Rish and Big Anklevich get together to talk about the cover art they created for Rish's stories, mostly in 2023. Apparently, some of Rish's past covers were so bad, that even he couldn't let them stand. Note: There is an accompanying blog post at my blog, with all of the images discussed. Check it out HERE or here: https://rishoutfield.blogspot.com…

Rish presents the second section of his novella "Ten Thousand Coffins." Medtech Brook Lisst has seen the hand of the intruder on the ship . . . a vampire's hand. But vampires don't really exist, do they? To download the episode, Right-Click HERE. To support me on Patreon, click HERE. Logo by Gino "Many Coffins Died To Bring Us This Information" Mor…