Best Greg Vardy Podcasts (2025)

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65. Mercury Poisoning Benefit Dance 42:56

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11h ago42:56

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This week, Martina's old personal trainer 'Britt-Lynn' hosts a benefit dance to help with her mercury poisoning. Tracy is back in business waxing the town's holes. Meanwhile, Martina hits up her ex-husband Richard for cash to fund her daughter’s grad party but a trip out his place in Gabarus takes a turn when she discovers Marsha’s unusual obsessio…

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Major's Mess Hall - Episode 238 - A Decade Of Laughs (10th Anniversary Special) 1:28:51

4d ago1:28:51

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Scott and Craig return to join Gavin, as they look back on the last 10 years since launching Major's Mess Hall.By Majors_Mess_Hall

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64. So Priscilla Blew Juggs 44:09

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Priscilla's rickshaw ride with Geoffri and Juggs had a happy ending, Tracy is introduced to her boyfriends family only to realize he’s related to Hogan Burke, the high school hockey star and Bev's silicone son Brent is full of boils. VIDEO VERSION: TPB+ for MERCH, TOUR DATES, and MORE, visit www.tracyandmartina.com…

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63. Brent Gabriel Has Sugar Diabetes 42:48

14d ago42:48

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Martina's sister Bev’s silicone baby boy, Brent Gabriel has diabetes. Tracy finds a bulk barn bag at Roxy and Eggy’s place, furthering her suspicion that her mother may be back in contact with Bert. Geoffri starts a rickshaw business with his childhood friend, Jugs. VIDEO VERSION: TPB+ for MERCH, TOUR DATES, and MORE, visit www.tracyandmartina.com…

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Major's Mess Hall - Episode 237 - Eight Legs, One Bottle 49:27

16d ago49:27

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In this episode, Gavin and Chris dive into the weird and wonderful—tackling everything from the quirks of AI and its little hiccups, to the age-old question of how to deal with house spiders, to those desperate moments when a bottle becomes a lifesaver. It’s funny, unfiltered, and proof that no topic is too strange for the podcast.…

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62. Eating Scraps Off The Highchair 44:57

21d ago44:57

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Martina’s sister Bev is obsessed with her new silicone baby boy. Tracy is thrown into motherhood when she ends up taking care of her new boyfriends 5 kids, and Martina’s son Geoffri takes an interest in parkour. VIDEO VERSION: TPB+ for MERCH, TOUR DATES, and MORE, visit www.tracyandmartina.comBy Tracy & Martina

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61. Drywall Heiress 43:00

28d ago43:00

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Tracy and Jon Angus spend the night out at the bars getting loaded, Tracy meets a man who’s “retired from out west" and has started his own drywall business, she’s enamoured. Geoffri and Martina decide that Loki is better off set free in the Pier; and Roxy and Eggy try out their new adult toy at the Johnny Cash tribute. VIDEO VERSION: TPB+ for MERC…

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Major's Mess Hall - Episode 236 - If You Can Get A Challenging Wank Out Of It, Then Fair Play! 52:37

30d ago52:37

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Join Gavin and Chris for a fun-filled episode as they dive into a variety of topics! Gavin shares his unique experiences working as a background performer on Trailer Park Boys Season 13, offering spoiler-free insights and behind-the-scenes stories. Plus, the duo chats about Chris's new job and the things that really grind their gears. And, don't mi…

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60. Beautiful Fantasia Party 50:23

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Martina spills her guts to Tracy about exactly what went on in Saint Stephen’s after gettin detained at the border. Their old manager, Kenny, and Roxy get caught red handed on Bert's trail cam being nasty. The girls also get into the Fantasia party that Roxy’s bestie Priscilla threw, what a scene. Plus, Jon Angus is back struttin around like his sk…

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59. Gettin' All Fired Up With Jimmy Rankin 50:23

1M ago50:23

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WE'RE BACK!!! Sorry about the wait there hun. "The girls are back and alllllllll fired up for season 4! Tracy and Martina's dreams come true when the ICONIC Jimmy Rankin pops into the she-shed to talk about his music career, his family, and other never-heard-before topics. What were they on when they took a trip up Gillis Mountain!? Tune in and fin…

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Major's Mess Hall - Episode 235 - Shootin' The Sh!t With Justine Williamson And Greg Vardy 1:05:00

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In this hilarious and heartwarming episode, Gavin and Tony sit down with Cape Breton comedy duo Justine Williamson and Greg Vardy — the creators of viral sensations Tracy and Martina! We dive into their story, from how they first met in Cape Breton to what sparked their journey into comedy, and how they developed their iconic characters that have t…

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Major's Mess Hall - Episode 234 - Bette MacDonald 53:28

2M ago53:28

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In this episode, Gavin and Tony sit down for a fun, lighthearted chat with the incomparable Bette MacDonald—a true legend of East Coast comedy. Bette gives us the inside scoop on her brand-new show Starmaker Academy, shares hilarious memories from her time on the hit CBC series Mr. D, and reflects on how Cape Breton comedy is deeply rooted in the r…

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Major's Mess Hall - Episode 233 - Silent Struggles: Men's Mental Health Unmasked 1:03:33

3M ago1:03:33

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In this special episode of Major’s Mess Hall, Gavin and Chris are joined by friend and guest Josh Hines for an honest and heartfelt conversation about men’s mental health. June marks Men's Mental Health Month, and we’re opening up about something too often left unspoken.Together, we discuss the silent struggles many men face, why it's so hard to as…

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Major's Mess Hall - Episode 232 - Artificial Unintelligence 1:09:10

4M ago1:09:10

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On this week's episode, Gavin and Chris discussed various personal topics, including their experiences with social media misinformation and how people seem to fall for AI generated video clips. They explore the world of Dungeons & Dragons, its cultural impact, and its mental health benefits through social interaction and escapism. The conversation …

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Major's Mess Hall - Episode 231 - Where Everybody Knows Your Name 52:00

4M ago52:00

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Welcome back to Major’s Mess Hall! In this episode, Gavin and Tony pay tribute to the late George Wendt, reflecting on the legacy of his iconic Cheers character, Norm, and the lasting impact he's had on pop culture.We also dive into the current state of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, sharing our thoughts on upcoming films and whether the franchise …

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Major's Mess Hall - Episode 230 - Big Macs, Bum Wiggles, And Camel's Milk 1:09:19

5M ago1:09:19

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In this hilarious episode, Gavin is joined by Tony and Kuki for some seriously wild storytelling. Gavin shares the chaotic details of his trip back to the UK — including getting robbed in London! Tony talks about his recent move and how he somehow managed to fall off the back of the moving truck (yes, really). Meanwhile, Kuki reveals her intense lo…

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Major's Mess Hall - Episode 229 - A Man Or A Muppet 1:06:51

6M ago1:06:51

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In this laugh-filled episode of Major's Mess Hall, Join Gavin, Chris, and Tony as they dive into the quirky world of eccentric characters from their hometown. From oddball neighbors to local legends, the trio shares hilarious stories that are equal parts nostalgic and ridiculous. They also chat about what it’s like to see themselves reimagined as M…

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Major's Mess Hall - Episode 228 - Chris Hates Pizza 1:14:21

6M ago1:14:21

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Food takes center stage in this episode of Major’s Mess Hall! Gavin, Tony, Chris, and Ferris dive into their favorite meals, the foods they miss, and some surprising opinions—like Chris admitting he hates pizza. Tony reminisces about a beloved UK chocolate that’s no longer around, while Gavin shares his love for sushi. Meanwhile, Ferris gives an in…

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Major's Mess Hall - Episode 227 - Waves & Resilience: With Lara Vafiadis 1:21:41

7M ago1:21:41

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In this episode, Gavin and Chris sit down with adventurer Lara Vafiadis, who took on the grueling challenge of rowing solo across the Atlantic Ocean. Lara shares her incredible journey, from the inspiration behind her voyage—a tribute to her late father—to the physical and mental challenges she faced while alone at sea for 98 days. She opens up abo…

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58. Buck Knives, Red Rose, and Angel Gabriel 39:03

7M ago39:03

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Yous asked for it, so here it is. Tracy and Bev, Martina's sister. Martina's been detained at the border for supposedly abducting a child and declaring herself a terrorist, so Tracy asked Bev to shoot the shit! What coud go wrong? THIS IS THE SEASON FINALE BUT WE'LL BE BACK IN A COUPLE WEEKS LOVE YA Full Video on Swearnet Merch, Dates, and More on …

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57. Hunting Rifle into The States 38:21

7M ago38:21

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Every bulk barn has a middle aged lesbian, and you'll never guess who replaced the old one after she retired! Martina learns what it means to be called a groomer, and the girls try to decide if they should bring guns to their shopping trip to the USA! Full Video on Swearnet Merch, Dates, and More on our WEBSITE Follow @itstracyhun and @yourgirlmart…

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Major's Mess Hall - Episode 226 - Partridgeberries 1:17:16

7M ago1:17:16

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This week, Gavin, Chris, Tony, and Bertie are back with another chaotic yet highly sophisticated discussion (okay, maybe not that sophisticated).Chris takes us on a thrilling adventure through Switzerland, where he may or may not have considered yodeling professionally.Tony gives us the scoop on his new business, Siren—but before he can celebrate, …

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56. Bev Bath and Beyond 39:14

8M ago39:14

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low and behold, Roxy couldn't stay away from the drama. Now Tracy has to make some tough decisions. Martina's neice took off to new hampshire to reconnect with her baby daddy, but Martina's sister, Bev, is losing her mind. WATCH the video exclusively on Swearnet MERCH, TOUR DATES, and MORE on www.TracyAndMartina.com…

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Major's Mess Hall - Episode 225 - Ben Whitehead 1:28:24

8M ago1:28:24

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On this episode of Major’s Mess Hall, we’re joined by none other than Ben Whitehead, the voice of Wallace in the Oscar-nominated Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl, now streaming on Netflix!Ben gives us an inside look at what it’s like to voice the iconic cheese-loving inventor, stepping into the role made famous by Peter Sallis. He shares his l…

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55. Randy Bobandy 58:35

8M ago58:35

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Tracy finds out that her mother's advertising that she's looking for a third, and then guess who lands at the friggin door.. Randy! The girls even get him to taste test cheese burgers. Watch the video version on Swearnet.com Merch, Tour Dates, and more at TracyAndMartina.comBy Tracy & Martina

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54. How Fabulous Is Tom Hearn? 55:58

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New Brunswick’s hottest export, aside from Golden Ginger Ale is Tom Hearn! Tom is an award-winning stand-up comedian, improv artist and TikTok star. Join Tracy and Martina as they take a crack at improv, come up with their perfect drag stage names and pick Tom’s brain about how to become right famous! Check out SWEARNET for the video version Visit …

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Major's Mess Hall - Episode 224 - Ferris Bueller's Day On 59:34

8M ago59:34

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This week, the MMH spotlight shines upon the one they call Ferris! Gavin invites student Ferris onto the show to talk music, fragrances, religion, dating, and more!By Majors_Mess_Hall

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53. Duck Pond Polar Plunge 41:22

8M ago41:22

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The new nordic spa set up a community polar plunge down the duck pond ,, people were protesting and everything. & Makayla gets closer to finding Claxton's father Video Version exclusively on Swearnet.com TracyandMartina.com for everything else!

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52. JULIAN'S HERE?!!! 46:37

8M ago46:37

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Martina must've died and gone to heaven because her ultimate man crush monday just landed at her she-shed. Julain joins the girls to shoot the sh!t and talk about what he's flippin and wonderin about. You don't wanna miss this! VIDEO VERSION exclusively on SWEARNET for everything Tracy and Martina, visit their website!…

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51. Does Ria Mae eat eggs? 55:58

9M ago55:58

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Canadian singer song writer Ria Mae joins Tracy and Martina as they ask her pressing questions like does she enjoy an egg? She also writes an exclusive song for Martina Follow Ria Mae at @riasawakeBy Tracy & Martina

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50. Blasted Off The Telephone Pole 46:02

9M ago46:02

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Town legend Mutant MacAulay goes out with a bang after doing tricks for kids in exchange for loonies n toonies, Tracy decides to do a good deed for the community after the pair try to salvage their public image and the girls reconnect with their old friends Tara and Manda!By Tracy & Martina

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49. Tainted Tipsy Eve 48:41

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Turns out a full Rubbermaid bin of clam chowder doesn’t keep well overnight in a furnace room making for a shitty Tipsy Eve party at Martina’s, Jon Angus is up on charges again after beating his boyfriend with a Wii remote, and Tracy gets approved for her adult education grant!By Tracy & Martina

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48. Massive Heart Attack at Northern Reflections 46:24

9M ago46:24

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In this episode Martina's family goes on their annual Christmas shopping trip to the mayflower mall, and Martina's sister (Bev) has a medical emergency. Tracy gets ready for Christmas in her family and reveals who her foster sister's real mother is. VIDEO VERSION exclusively on SwearnetBy Tracy & Martina

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Major's Mess Hall - Episode 223 - Somebody Stole Baby Jesus 1:10:24

10M ago1:10:24

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Check out our Christmas special to put a little extra festive in your step! Gavin, Chris, Stephanie, Bertie, Scott, and even Santa himself swing by for a chat about the most wonderful time of the year!By Majors_Mess_Hall

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47. Cover Stars 33:56

10M ago33:56

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Thanks to their manager, Tracy and Martina finally get the attention they’ve been seeking as influencers, but not all press is good press. Kenny tries to win the girls back over by booking them bus tickets to Halifax, a hotel night stay, and Halifax Mooseheads hockey box tickets. Tracy brings Hogan Burke to expose him to the hockey pros. VIDEO VERS…

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46. Nudes in the Rubble 41:13

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After Kenny and his big city developer demolish a block of historic company homes and start construction on a state of the art Nordic Spa, the community look to Tracy and Martina for answers. Martina volunteers to do “the kettle” taking collections outside of Groot’s pharmacy and Tracy becomes absolutely obsessed with local high school hockey playe…

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45. Headfirst, Fearless 33:12

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Tracy attempts to show her adult cheer peers that she deserves the flyer position on the team. Meanwhile, our manager Kenny is in suspicious talks with a Mississauga developer and Groot has been pushed to their limit by Martina resulting in stress leave from work. VIDEO VERSION exclusively on www.swearnet.com TOUR DATES/MERCH on www.tracyandmartina…

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44. Got The Connections 31:35

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Our real estate agent turned part-time social media influencer manager, Kenny McLeigan takes an unusual liking to Dog Jaw at the hardware store, Martina suffers the repercussions of being canceled in a small town and tracy asks Martina to join her at the annual adult cheer Christmas party VIDEO VERSION on www.swearnet.com TOUR TICKETS/MERCH on www.…

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43. Rita Took Off 36:53

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Geoffri gets into a fist fight on the front lawn with Martina's new boo and snaps his mother out of her toxic beliefs. Tracy's foster sister, Rita, tries to escape Roxanne's wrath and the girls' manager, Kenny, had some merch printed ! VIDEO VERSION is only on Swearnet! visit www.tracyandmartina.com for tickets, merch, and more!…

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Major's Mess Hall - Episode 222 - Sleeping With The Fishes 1:00:59

11M ago1:00:59

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In the latest episode of the Major's Mess Hall podcast, Gavin and Chris sit down with musician Paul Garrett, guitarist of Liverpool band The Last Arcade. Paul shares insights on how the band began, their musical influences, and what’s on the horizon for the lads next. Be sure to check out their musoc wherever you stream yours and visit their Patreo…

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42. Martina's Daycare and Grooming Ltd. 29:48

11M ago29:48

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Makayla sets out to find Claxton's father, Martina's gets cancelled for being transphobic, and Tracy sets out to find a used hearing aid for her foster sister Rita (Ashlyn). Maybe a crowdfunder? Who knows. www.swearnet.com is the only place to watch the video version of this podcast! Visit www.tracyandmartina.com for TOUR TICKETS, MERCH, and MORE!…

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41. Halloween Escape Room 49:49

11M ago49:49

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Tracy's haunted escape room turns into a living hell when Martina brings the whole family to visit--including Loki the 900lb ravenous pitbull. The girls read some new and old scary stories, and talk about all things spooky. The video version of this here podcast is exclusively on www.swearnet.com Visit www.tracyandmartina.com for upcoming shows, me…

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40. Litter Boxes in the Classrooms 39:54

11M ago39:54

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Tracy's mother has a gender reveal party for her new 14 year old foster daughter. Martina falls down far-right conspiracy theory rabbit holes, and has her first dog grooming course, and Tracy joins adult cheer!By Tracy & Martina

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Major's Mess Hall - Episode 221 - Imposter Syndrome 56:53

11M ago56:53

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In this episode of Major's Mess Hall, Gavin and Chris dive into a mix of fun topics! They chat about Chris's recent appearance on the local news, Gavin's new job, and the buzz surrounding the upcoming Trailer Park Boys movie, Standing on the Shoulders of Kitties. The guys also debate some everyday bathroom habits, and Chris brings a new item to rat…

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Bert starts sending Tracy letters from prison--thinking she's actually talking to k.d. Lang. BrandiLynn reacts to the news about her father, and the girls talk about DogJaw's new look! Video Podcast available exclusively on www.swearnet.com Check out www.tracyandmartina.com for live appearances, merch, and more!…