Best Godless Nerds Podcasts (2025)

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Episode 1249: Pimping Paul Nine Times 1:44:46

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SUMMARY: Matt's in St. John, but not the one he expected to visit. With Scoopfest still fresh in our hearts, the chat extolls its highlights… the Bucket Shows, a windy but fun Whiskey BBQ, all the fantastic performers, trivia battles, and podcast tapings, and much love for Goudeau and Pint of Plain. We finish off with a "One Hit" Scoopardy.…

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Episode 1248: Show Your Hole on the Table (Live at Scoopfest 2025)! 1:17:10

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SUMMARY: We're live at ScoopFest with Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young, and all the wonderful Scoops in the audience. Is Brushwood keeping up with Asshole Blackjack? What's up with hygiene at Magic: The Gathering events? YouTube is a hellscape in the comments. Plus we catch up with Brent Mukai, "Captain Morgan," and we're "going to get ice crea…

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Episode 1247: Weekend at Frankie's 1:14:53

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SUMMARY: Is ICS the No. 1 Vegas Parking & Rapture podcast? Mitzy is here with Matt and Jacob in Paul's bedroom. Paul has a theory about Terry Fator's show ending so abruptly, Jacob is seeing red, and Matt has exciting news about an upcoming comedy night at Tierney's. Plus, Mitzy brings us a special version of Price Is Skrite.…

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Episode 1246: Paul Loses His Disney Princess Status 1:28:36

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SUMMARY: Matt notes how Scoopfest tends to be held around fiery times, which leads us to discuss some unfortunately topical subjects that matter to us. Paul goes on the hunt for a COVID shot while Matt hunts for an airplane seat upgrade to Canada. Also, an 80s movie-themed Scoopardy.

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Episode 1245: Pull Bones’ Finger 1:22:06

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SUMMARY: Matt's out of touch when it comes to slang and takes the kids out for glamping. "Pull my finger" is discussed along with a bit of Vegas Parking & Weather. What if Paul was really good at outdoor survival? Plus some bad luck AirB&B stories, and Newman schools us on painted horses. Also, Scoop Mail and Jock vs. Nerd.…

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Episode 1244: Snappy Dialogue 1:27:05

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SUMMARY: Paul watches the Canadian, not funny version of "Northern Exposure" and laments about how many U.S. shows wouldn't exist if things worked here. Young Matt tries to impress the cool kids in the back of the bus; old Matt scoots through the streets of San Antonio. Plus, Jacob's been listening to Prince's "Purple Rain" album, and we've got a S…

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Episode 1243: A History of Very Terrible Pizza 1:40:57

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SUMMARY: It's miler season for Matt! Paul extolls the virtues of a deluxe comfy chair. Matt credits a higher power for a recent show. Jacob barely survives a visit to the bathroom at the Westgate, and Paul recalls the talking urinals next to "The Experience." Plus the debate continues on microwave cooking in Scoop Mail, and a Price Is Skrite.…

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Episode 1242: Why So Syrupy? 1:17:15

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SUMMARY: Aaron Rodgers can suck Paul's balls. Jacob pushes a button, and nothing happens. Matt goes looking for an Americano and things get messy, has an awkward gig in California, and goes out for great Texas barbeque with Tim Jenison. Plus Paul gets some Aussie-made art, and we play a Brain Quest-inspired Scoopardy.…

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Episode 1241: No Booze for 'Tutes 1:24:52

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SUMMARY: When will Las Vegas get a Buc-ee's? Paul tries to give a pill to Billy Bones with a value-priced wiener. Jacob goes to see "Wizard of Oz," and we're pleased so many of our friends are getting acting work at The Sphere. Also, bass carts, self-pleasuring to KoЯn, and questionable auto accessories. Plus a Jock vs. Nerd quiz on real-or-fake fo…

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Episode 1240: “Don't Touch It!” and Other Health Tips 1:10:01

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Is ICS the No. 1 sunscreen podcast? Matt has a problem with his eye, and Jacob has an opportunity to "graduate to ski boots." We talk about questionable stretch goals, plus Taylor Swift engagement haters and rumors of future performances. Also, Scoop Mail dissuades us from helping bakers, and a spoofy Scoopardy.…

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Episode 1239: Straws on the Back of a Clown and Two Characters 1:27:58

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Matt listens to the latest episode (spoilers) of "Undelivered Promises with Two Characters and A Clown," which begs the question: how would Jacob, Matt, and Paul do a podcast if they saw each other all the time? Jobeth Bowers (aka Judge Mentalist) is crowdfunding to take his act to Spain and needs your support for the pre-launch. Plus Scoop Mail an…

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Episode 1238: Paul Sticks With the Soup 1:23:34

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SUMMARY: Matt messes up an improv bit but makes up for it with a tried-and-true tactic. We talk about Ernest movies, navigating Pittsburgh mall potholes, the Fremont Street "Kick Me In The Nuts" guy, DNA memory, and how Jacob's "LV" hat can be misread. Plus Scoop Mail and a Price is Skrite.

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Episode 1237: Come to Jesus With Your Pancreas 1:22:16

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SUMMARY: Matt and the kids go see "Fantastic Four" (spoilers) and "Naked Gun." Which movie was their favorite? Paul drops spoilers for "Thunderbolts" and discovers "dirty sodas." Matt talks about a bank fraud spoof, and Jacob brings up driverless electric taxis on the streets of Vegas. Plus, Physical Scoop Mail and a Scoopardy.…

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Episode 1236: The Devil Will Dance on Your Navel 1:29:29

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SUMMARY: Is engaging in little treats a sign of bad economic times on the horizon? Matt goes to see the very entertaining Lucy Darling. From Zoom chat, Jason Victor's family has a blood vendetta against Olive Garden. Paul and Jacob swap stories about off-putting floors. Plus talk about Tyler West, Vegas parking, "Wizard of Oz," and a game of Obelis…

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Episode 1235: Borg Heads and Energy Whips with Hazel Honeysuckle 1:23:19

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SUMMARY: Hazel Honeysuckle returns with a Kickstarter for a new "Boldly Stripped" book. We ask Hazel what's the scuttlebutt on bringing back The Experience, how Ferengi burlesque would work, and who's the better Star Trek character: Phlox or Neelix? Plus, Paul sees UFOs from his backyard, Scoop Mail, and an equine-themed Scoopardy. Neigh!…

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Episode 1234: See You At The Throne 1:39:31

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SUMMARY: Matt recalls schooling the kids during the pandemic, is a little tired of listening to Disney music, and nearly gets set up for a religious spiel in a casino bathroom. Paul talks about an ICE raid on a local restaurant, and Jacob schools us about Ellis Island. Zoom Scoop Mail gets a little "blue," and we learn about a "trek experience" tha…

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Episode 1233: Is Raw Cooked? 1:32:58

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SUMMARY: We start the show talking about acts that duplicate themselves and how much Monday Night RAW has changed. Matt hosts an avant-garde magic show at Magic Live; was it a success? Plus Scoop Mail, Scoopardy, and Brian Brushwood pops up!

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Episode 1232: A Bridge Over Troubled Flowers 1:34:39

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SUMMARY: Matt's in Arizona with the kids, where the latter get put to work. Jacob spots an eclectically dressed guy on The Strip. Paul and Anne go to a flower festival, which inspires a discussion about backyard improvements; fires may result. Plus a Scoopardy, and Jacob guested recently on the Creators Cafe podcast. Listen to the latest episode of…

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Episode 1231: No Code Words for Cocaine 1:47:47

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SUMMARY: Paul has beef about "Jim Dandy" and skill games, Matt finds himself without a license at the rental car agency, and Jacob's trip to Portugal has an unexpected bookend of inconveniences along with the Uber ride to the hotel.

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Episode 1230: Raise the Red Flags! 1:22:18

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SUMMARY: It's another bank show, recorded July 18. Matt talking about Sarah Hester Ross' hilarious 'red flags' bit sparks a lively conversation with Scoops on the Zoom chat. Does red lipstick make you look clownish? On a first date, should you plan on how many kids to have? And how should you eat fried chicken? Plus Scoop Mail and a Scoopardy.…

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Episode 1229: A Fast Train to Laughlin 1:20:06

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SUMMARY: It's a bank show, recorded July 6. Paul exposes Matt's son to "circles in circles," we bask in the afterglow of our amazing Bucket Show with Brad and Jonathan, and we celebrate those who won a Best of Vegas award. Also, SJ pops by, and Paul advocates for high-speed rail to Laughlin.

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Episode 1228: Understudy for the Crucifixion with Mike Reiss 1:28:49

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SUMMARY: Comedy legend and cruise ship lecturer Mike Reiss joins us! Of course, Paul brings the questions on Simpsons lore. Mike also talks about The Critic, getting stiffed by Meat Loaf, working for Gary Shandling and Johnny Carson, and what exotic trips he's been taking. Plus a Scoopardy. For more of Mike Reiss' funny travel stories, visit his we…

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Episode 1227: Tom Waits For No Man 1:36:00

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SUMMARY: Matt gets his first private booking—to a bachelorette party. On Fremont Street, Jacob watches a sexy cop whip a young boy. Things get spooky when possessed dolls creep into the chat. Plus, Jacob eats walnuts, dishwasher etiquette, Scoop Mail, and a Scoopardy.

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Episode 1226: Toe Socks, Epaulettes, and A Regular Shoe 1:39:02

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SUMMARY: Paul's daily pedometer is over 20K, while Matt almost dies on a hike. Jacob needs more fake grass, as Anne is looking to level up their landscaping game. Wayne Gio sparks a discussion about webbed toes, and Jacob gets a surprise while taking a shower. Plus Scoop Mail and a Scoopardy.

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Episode 1225: Know Your Airports 1:30:02

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SUMMARY: Paul returns to the land of 'no good food,' Jacob gets to experience futuristic neo-jazz, and Matt has opinions about the Springsteen movie preview. Plus, Paul has a bad day at work, Jacob talks about Portugal with Bassi the Portuguese Scoop, and a new Jock vs. Nerd trivia game from Steve B.…

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Episode 1224: Annette Full-of-Jello 1:24:58

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We're recording in Jacob's living room with The Brothers Mattingly, Paul and John! We delve into the mysteries of Paul's toiletry bag, and Matt stews over a stolen bit, allegedly. Everyone is looking forward to the Bucket Show (held over the weekend), and Jacob takes a trip to a darkened Primm.

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Episode 1223: GLUVZUP 1:44:38

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SUMMARY: We've loaded out The Churn! The law goes after Matt for an insurance gap and speed traps Jacob, Matt finds a high-end pickleball venue, and Paul goes to the bathroom more than he cares to. We talk about fishy calendars, recording phones, plus some stories of unexpected relations during Scoop Mail, and a game of Obelisk.…

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Episode 1222: Wallace the Apolitical Unicorn with Brad Sherwood 1:34:55

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SUMMARY: For our last show in The Churn, we've brought back TV's Brad Sherwood. Paul's squirrel declined to return. We talk about Canadians who rate a postage stamp, mopping up stadium jail urine, getting a backstage pass to Weird Al, and Selena Gomez Oreos. Plus, Brad pitches Twenty Questions, and a Scoopardy.…

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Episode 1221: Go Back to the Pyramid 1:43:59

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SUMMARY: It's our last recording day in The Churn! We wax poetic about previous Churn locations, talk about how Vegas deals with hot summer months, and discuss ideas for future tourism. Also, Paul's improv class, fun times at the Fallout Fringe Festival, and promoting The Mind Noodler. Plus a new format for Jock vs. Nerd.…

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Episode 1220: A Wet Cat in Tuscany with Joe Stapleton 1:28:11

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SUMMARY: Joe Stapleton comes back to update us on his stand-up tour documentary, the camera guy who thought he could do comedy, an "Air Show" of a breakup, and the state of poker in 2025. Also, Anne gets lauded by the Audubon Society, and Matt's name has no leverage at the Magic Castle. Plus a Scoopardy and exciting news about a Scoops documentary …

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Episode 1219: A Global Entry Potato 1:40:12

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SUMMARY: We start the show with TSA lines, pre-checks, and driving three hours for a Global Entry interview. Everything in New York City is chaotic and expensive, at least for Matt. Paul advocates leaving elders on ice floes and coins a slappin' tune! Plus a cultured Jacob sees Weird Al and Puddles. Also, Scoop Mail and a Scoopardy.…

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Episode 1218: Matt Donnelly's Got A Big Wagon 1:30:43

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SUMMARY: Guests "Chase The Dragon Scoop" Lauren, Moxie, and Brogan enliven The Churn! Subjects broached include Dublin D.P.s, microscopic shrimp, Sideshow Gelato, Matt at Metro Pizza, "titty meat," and protein foam. Plus, Lauren shares some "air show" tales from H.R.

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Episode 1217: Paul Has No Memory of Possum Cock with F. Andrew Taylor 1:31:29

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SUMMARY: Roaming artist F. Andrew Taylor stops by to talk about Christmapus, re-learning Photoshop, and his traveling sketchbook filled with old Geek Shock characters. Other topics include the future of The Churn, Bane's ethnic origin in the DC canon, Matt explaining to the kids what a "Brown Star" is, and is it the end of Alternate Realities Sport…

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Episode 1216: South American Rodent Dairy Product (Doo-dah!, doo-dah!) 1:19:39

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SUMMARY: Faux PBRs and a Malört iced mocha whet our appetites for cheese. We talk about people who embrace the cruise ship life; Matt, not Jacob, has a public bathroom story; and ChatGPT pitches an unprompted flurry of joke material. Plus Scoop Mail, a story about "Sweet Caroline" with SJ and the band in Zoom chat, and an 'Impossible' Scoopardy.…

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Episode 1215: Guess Who's Going to Dinner 1:44:29

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SUMMARY: Matt gets an invite to dinner from a cruise guest, but does he have to pay for Sprite? Big Sexy joins us on Zoom and has a GoFundMe set up for expenses after having a stroke. We 'rank' the smelliest poops in the animal kingdom and ask what temperature of urine is least offensive. Plus Scoop Mail with Big Sexy's hospital horror story, a Zoo…

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Episode 1214 - How to Get a Second Husband with Jackie Johnson 1:28:00

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SUMMARY: Comedian and podcaster Jackie Johnson joins us to promote her one-woman show coming July 11 to the Majestic Repertory Theatre in Las Vegas. Will Jackie's show have issues with the Backstreet Boys' debut at The Sphere? And what's the first step to getting a second husband? In Scoop Zoom chat, Ryer shares some sketchy words of wisdom, plus a…

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Episode 1213: Stink Eye for the Shoulder Check Guy 1:44:20

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SUMMARY: Matt gets bumped into while standing in line for ice cream, Paul deals with dog vomit without flipping out, and Jacob knows a guy who'll shoulder-check you inside a casino. Also, Matt and fellow magicians perform at a local charity event. Plus, live Scoop Mail tackles horse beans, cow eyes, stripping copper, and a Jock vs. Nerd Obelisk.…

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Episode 1212: Soliciting for the End Times 1:36:04

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SUMMARY: The boys host a Zoom meeting with Patreon backers! Paul gets an unwanted solicitation. Matt waits for a flight behind a wary gun owner, visits Duluth, returns home for a school award ceremony, and designs a t-shirt. Also, a Zoom Scoop Mail story about reuniting with family and a Scoopardy.

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Episode 1211: Talkin' Shit With Jonesy 1:34:51

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SUMMARY: Jazz demon Mike Jones talks about his podcast, "The Stereo Image." We discuss David Silverman, the status of "physical media," early digital formats, Broadway musicals that Jonesy dislikes, and when songwriting was a living. Also, a tornado is coming! Plus Scoop Mail and a Scoopardy.

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Episode 1210: Under Pressure Washing 1:20:11

5M ago1:20:11

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SUMMARY: It's been hot all week in San Antonio, but that hasn't stopped Matt from getting his 10,000 steps in, meeting Tim Jenison, and hearing mariachi music. Paul's improv class is postponed, Jacob and Paul talk about pressure washers, Matt's got an idea for Scoopfest, and Paul Lynde has a sordid backstory. Plus Scoop Mail and a Scoopardy.…

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Episode 1209: Biscuits From Scratch With Arabica-cadabra 1:37:33

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SUMMARY: Matt spills his coffee in sight of The Alamo, John Oliver's talk about Malört triggers bad tastes in our mouths, and someone in Pittsburgh is a road rage queen. Also, cat-poop coffee, Michael Hutchence, complimenting genitalia, and hip-hop breakfast. Plus Scoop Mail and an Oops! All Traps Obelisk.…

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Episode 1208: Candles for Sad Cats with Shanna Christmas 1:35:45

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SUMMARY: Shanna Christmas talks about her upcoming comedy special, "Highly Intelligent," premiering May 20 on YouTube. Shanna speaks about motivation for the special, storyboarding a stand-up routine, and the timing of "going to a dark place." Also, lightning strikes Jacob's mom and Paul's wiener slips out of his grasp. Plus a Scoop Therapy request…

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Episode 1207: Hug, Kill, Camo Pray 1:34:26

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SUMMARY: JJ is in The Churn, asking what month this is, does "The Radio Test," and lauds how Matt's act would kill on a Disney cruise. We talk about people dying on cruise ships, Regis and Kathie Lee, and love for Donny Osmond and Hugh Jackman. Also, why can't lesbians cook? And it's a Hall of Fame Scoopardy II.…

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Episode 1206: Bomb Pops and Glass Bottomed Girls 1:29:15

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SUMMARY: Paul returns to the show after a harrowing time without power. Matt recalls a story from his waiter days and uses tip money to buy a sweater vest. Jacob videos a protest and gets an unexpected tap on the shoulder. Also, the liquids that may or may not go into coffee makers, and a Scoopardy.

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Episode 1205: A Dystopian Barstow Happy Meal with Nicholas Newman 1:20:02

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Mayday! Paul is absent due to a power outage, but visiting Scoops Kevin and Susan help fill the void with their story attending the Penn & Teller show. Matt's playing the Magic Castle with Alex Ramon but has a not-so-happy experience getting there. Nicholas Newman joins in to talk about our new horse racing podcast and what's going on with the indu…

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Episode 1204: One Rock of Gibraltar Short 1:38:29

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SUMMARY: Matt's goal of 100 miles is thwarted by a bunch of cute animals. Paul gets a new lawn mower. Matt gets a medical procedure in a cruise ship cabin, and RJ Owens comes by to tell a "hand job story." Also, talk of penis sizes, ball sacks, and a Scoopardy.

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Episode 1203: Six Hours of Paul 1:48:20

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SUMMARY: Paul organizes an 'Improv for Podcasting' workshop in Pennsylvania. Matt enjoys the thrill of victory at a soccer game and the agony of the feces while buying a cake. Jacob gets chased down The Strip and whipped, then helps a neighbor with a car battery. Also, Scoop Mail and a Scoopardy. Go to poduty.com for info on "Improvisation for Podc…

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Episode 1202: A Gorilla Gets Into a Car with Harry the Gorillagician 1:43:24

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Harry the Gorillagician visits The Churn, but first Matt needs to walk the extra mile for the kids. Harry comes from a debut performance on "Fool Us," gets into his Matt-like experience with "America's Got Talent," and gives Piff the Magic Dragon pause for concern at their first meeting. Plus a Scoopardy. For more gorilla magic, go to gorillagician…

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Episode 1201: Don't Spoil Hamlet with Max Lardent and Breon Jenay 1:36:44

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SUMMARY: We talk with Max Lardent and Breon Jenay about the Fallout Fringe Festival coming to Las Vegas in June. We learn about the festival's origin, the rubric of accepting performers, doing Shakespeare with sock puppets, plus the disturbing genesis of a talking tree. Also, Scoop Mail and a Scoopardy.…

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Episode 1200: A Handful of Popcorn in the Bathroom 1:30:26

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SUMMARY: Matt has a keen interest in eagles, every celebrity is terrible according to Paul, and Jacob has to take a flying poop. Other topics brought up include bartenders who know what you drink, excitement for the Minecraft movie, rude TSA agents, and "our new horse thing!"