Best Eshaan Podcasts (2026)

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Cheesin' Up Christmas 46:36

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11d ago46:36

46:36

In this end of year special, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin "unwrap" (play) some "presents" (voicenotes) from regular contributors Sir Keir Starmer, the Telegraph's Siobhan Connery, Lord Evans, General Dick Terrific of the 3rd US Airborne Tariff Division, chair man Jonathan Gullis and royal correspondent Nicola Witchell and her spiritu…

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Total Victory! 48:33

14d ago48:33

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Scottish Correspondent Nicola Cromerty about Sandie Peggie's complete and total victory over NHS Fife; we hear from the man behind the Great British Railways rebrand about his fast-moving flags; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about truth - or does he? We've also thrown in…

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Time For Questions - October 2025 38:53

21d ago38:53

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There's no regular show this week, so here's the Time For Questions we made for our Patreons a few weeks ago, where Harriet, Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar we answer our Patreons' questions: What would you like to apologise for saying at school? Which British politicians could rizz up Donald Trump? Is Die Hard a "Christmas movie"? ...and more! To…

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Communismsplaining Rachel Reeves 36:53

28d ago36:53

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Chancellor Rachel Reeves about the similarities between this week's budget and the Communist Manifesto; Producer Martin goes undercover to expose two members of the House Of Lords who are willing to lobby - and more - for cash; Eshaan Akbar asks if Marjorie Taylor Green... is Woke? Thanks to Jon …

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Shabana Mahmood's Crystal Maze 38:15

1M ago38:15

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood about her controversial new policies for asylum seekers; Larry Summers joins us to explain why he was asking Jeffrey Epstein for dating advice; and if music be the food of love, Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about how it can also be the snack o…

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Bluey In The Ducking Stool 38:25

1M ago38:25

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to BBC Wokefinder General Robbie Gibb, who explains how he's de-woking the corporation; meanwhile, former BBC journalist Helen Helen tells us how she was forced out of her job for holding perfectly legal beliefs about who should and shouldn't get her coffee; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaw…

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Bonfire Of Inanity 34:07

2M ago34:07

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin present an Bonfire Night Special edition of NonCensored - the annual celebration of the foiling of the Gunpowder Plot. We speak to Yorkshire's very own failed terrorist Guy Fawkes, who talks about why he tried to blow up Parliament and how he views his legacy, and William Wade, the Lieutenant of the Tower…

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All The Rage: The Anger Special 34:23

2M ago34:23

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin present an "anger special", as they speak to NonCensored's very own social media editor Benjamin Closetabs about how and why he makes the clips you see on TikTok and Instagram; The Telegraph's Northern Correspondent Siobhan Connery returns to the show, live from X: The Everything App, to update us on the …

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The Big One Five Oh 1:22:13

2M ago1:22:13

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Harriet Langley-Swindon takes a look back at some of the highlights of the first 150 episodes of NonCensored, as selected by our Patreons. Yes, we said "first" 150 episodes. Consider that a warning AND a promise. Featuring: Sir Keir Starmer, Nadine Dorries & Ben Houchen, Jonathan Gullis, South Central Thames Water CEO Sir Douglas Brown, publisher H…

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Donald Trump: Peace Artist 42:00

3M ago42:00

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin celebrate Donald Trump's inevitable Nobel Peace Prize win by checking in with NonCensored's network of foreign correspondents to see how his peacemaking ability is viewed around the world; we hear from former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher on the allegations that she was no Iron Lady; and Eshaan Akbar h…

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Make Britian Grate Again 35:32

3M ago35:32

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Kemi Badenoch, who explains what she means by "integration"; we hear from Ethan Jablowski, from Kent's version DOGE, on how it's going now that Reform are in control of the council there; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about how to make animals more patrotic. If you don't fill in th…

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If You Want To Be British, Speak Better Than A Brummie 34:37

3M ago34:37

34:37

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood, who explains the new requirements for migrants seeking leave to remain in the UK; Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about the masculinity needed for modern warfare; and the agent of an AI actor, Sylvie Tootoo, explains why actors and improvisers are awful an…

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The Possibility Of A Paddle 38:40

3M ago38:40

38:40

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Ed Davey, who explains why the Lib Dems have moved beyond silly, fun stunts, into impassioned liberal politics; we interview A Swan about the rumours that they are being eaten by asylum seekers; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about going to Saudi Arabia to do stand-up. If you do…

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An Absolute State Visit 44:38

3M ago44:38

44:38

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Phyllida Pomp, the events planner who arranged President Trump's historic second state visit; we speak to to a member of the Free Speech Union, Harold Spock, for their reaction to Jimmy Kimmel being taken off the air; and Eshaan Akbar reports live from the Unite The Kingdom march. If you don…

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The Future Of Politics: 10am Sambuca Shots 34:48

4M ago34:48

34:48

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Steven Belm, the civil servant who provided David Lammy with official advice about genocide; Eshaan Akbar's has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about the National Television Awards; and Political Editor Chris Builder looks back at last week's Reform Party conference - or, at least, wh…

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We Know What You Flagged Last Flagger 36:21

4M ago36:21

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Keir Starmer, who explains how he's going to "deliver, deliver, deliver" on his love of flags; new Green Party leader Zach Polanski tells us about the Party's new direction; and Eshaan Akbar's Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week is about how the cost of living crisis is affecting crime. If …

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Hot Epstein Summer 28:26

6M ago28:26

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Harriet Langley-Swindon, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar take a look ahead to the summer, as the the podcast prepares to take a break until September. How many MPs will Reform have when we return? Who would YOU like to see on the Epstein List? What will we be using AI for this summer? And much, much more. If you don't fill …

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The Truth Isn't The Truth, The Truth Is A Lie Truth 39:55

6M ago39:55

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by disggraced celebrity chef Craigg Rommit, who gives his first interview since being fired by the BBC; the publisher of The Salt Path, Helen Penguin, explains how the book got published the way it is; and Eshaan Akbar's Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week is about Keir Starmer having a "no spray,…

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Notey McNoteface 38:26

6M ago38:26

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Labour MP for Constituencyshire Central, Ben Bland, who talks about why he almost rebelled on the Social Care Bill this week; a disappointed festival-goer, Susanna, tells us how politics ruined Glastonbury for her and Eshaan Akbar's Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week is about the Bank of Engla…

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Daddy Issues 45:00

6M ago45:00

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and AI Producer Martin are joined by NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte, who talks about his relationship with Donald Trump; former academic Professor Godfrey Matthews tells us how London has fallen; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Take about New York City's mayoral election primary. Meanwhile, Producer Martin sends some r…

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War Business, Baby! 37:02

6M ago37:02

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This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by US General Dick Terrific, who explains why America needs to go to war with Iraq - sorry, Iran; Britain's strictest headmistress Caitlin Babblinbrooke has some literally unbelievable news about what kids are being taught these days (you wouldn't know them, they go to another school…

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137. Reads Like A Four 36:19

7M ago36:19

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This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Chancellor Rachel Reeves, who reviews her own spending review; Eshaan Akbar rates the BBC's apology for David Walliams's arm-waving; and Batman tells us how Robert Jenrick's vigilantism has inspired him to change how he tackles crime in Gotham. It would help us enormously if you w…

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136. Good Vibes Only 39:10

7M ago39:10

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This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Keir Starmer, who tells them why he's buying new submarines and why they will all have a reverse gear; Fiona Inance, Professor of Freedomnomics at Great Lakes University, joins us to give real-time commentary on Donald Trump's brilliant tariffs; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Sp…

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Time For Questions - May 2025 27:48

7M ago27:48

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There's no regular show this week, so here's the Time For Questions we made for our Patreons a few weeks ago, where Harriet, Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar we answer our Patreons' questions: What do you hope is included in the UK/US trade deal? Why does Keir Starmer get such rubbish bribes? What sort of Robot would each of you like to have, and w…

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135. Do The EU Have Dominion Over The Octopods? 40:17

7M ago40:17

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This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin welcome fisherman Cornelius Thark to the show, to explain to him how he ought to feel about the UK/EU trade deal either massively helping him or utterly betraying him, depending on who you talk to; former professional footballer turned current pundit Ian Fiveankles is back on the show, to give …

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134. The Bad Boy Of British Politics Is Back 34:37

8M ago34:37

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This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin welcome Sir Keir Starmer back to the show to explain how his new cool, "bad boy" image is going to make him over sixty million new Facebook friends; they get ready with BBC Director General Tim Davie, who explains why the BBC needs to be trusted on TikTok (hit that subscribe button if you agree…

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133. Labour Won't Be Blown Off 34:58

8M ago34:58

34:58

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and AI Producer Martin speak to the Labour MP for Bristol Very Very West, Daffydd Cwmbach, about how the government will respond to their crushing defeat in last week's local elections; we welcome The Very Very Reverend Gerrie Berrie back to the show to tell us why we need the first "Podcast Pope"; and Eshaan Akba…

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131. #ICANT-EH? 36:45

8M ago36:45

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This week X: The Everything App - The Official Podcast returns, per the cease and desist letters we've been receiving, to being known as NonCensored, and regular service is resumed: Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Bridget Phillipson, the Women & Equalities Minister, about the government's reaction to last week's Supreme Court r…

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130. X: The Everything App - The Official Podcast (formerly known as NonCensored_ 41:21

9M ago41:21

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This week X: The Everything App - The Official Podcast founder and CEO Elon Musk welcomes Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin onto his podcast which he bought last week. Formerly known as NonCensored, Elon has embraced the podcast's crusade for free speech and free thinking by taking over and deciding what to cover. So, he speaks to comedia…

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Time For Questions - March 2025 20:38

9M ago20:38

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There's no regular show this week, so here's the Time For Questions we made for our Patreons last month, where Harriet, Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar we answer our Patreons' questions: What have you learned from lockdown? Should MPs be allowed to have second jobs? Which public services would they take a chainsaw to? ...and more! To see the episo…

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129. Some Of Our Best Friends Are Politicians 37:39

9M ago37:39

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This week Harriet and Producer Martin welcome General Dick Terrific, of the 3rd Us Airborne Tariff Divison, back to the show for an update from the front line of the trade war; Telegraph columnist Siobhan Connery explains why Marine Le Pen SHOULD be allowed to run for President in 2027; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about how we can re-fu…

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128. Rachel Reeves Sings! 30:58

9M ago30:58

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This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to the Chancellor, Rachel Reeves, about why her spring statement got such bad reviews; US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth joins us to talk about why he definitely didn't leak classified information and also America's Canadian invasion plans; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about Prince Harry steppin…

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127. Mr Blobby's Tesla 34:16

9M ago34:16

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This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to the Health Secretary, Wes Streeting, about mental health and why it's being over-diagnosed; Eshaan Akbar shares a Hot & Spicy Take about why the Finns are the happiest people on earth; and we hear from a phone-in caller about why you should but Teslas, specifically from him. If you enjoy the show and fa…

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126. Tough Choices 34:09

10M ago34:09

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This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to the Chancellor, Rachel Reeves, about the tough choices the government are making on benefits, and why Labour aren't interested in helping people who don't work; we also have General Dick Terrific, for the US Third Airborne Tariff Division, to explain how the Trade War is going, compared to his previous …

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125. Keir Went To A Marvellous Party 34:40

10M ago34:40

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This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to Sir Keir Starmer, about his week of European/American diplomacy, and why cutting foreign aid to boost defence spending makes things easier; Democratic Congresswoman Gretchen Hardline talks us through her VERY effective protest against President Trump's State of the Union speech; and after Rishi Sunak ex…

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124. There's No Rule That Says A Dog Can't Have A Passport 35:41

10M ago35:41

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This week Harriet and Producer Martin talk to Will Lewis, the publisher of the Washington Post, about WaPo's new editorial direction; we speak to friend of the show Sir Douglas Brown CBE, chairman of Southern Central Thames Oil, about why his company, like other oil producers, have ditched their green commitments; and after President Trump announce…

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123. Liberal Tears Can't Melt Steel Beams 36:05

10M ago36:05

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This week Harriet and Producer Martin introduce their new feature, Column Of The Week, where they speak to an eminent British newspaper columnist about their brilliant, brilliant work. This week, it's the Telegraph's Allison Pearson, who talks us through her article, "JD Vance’s courageous lecture on migration has shamed our gutless elites”. We als…

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122. Growers, Not Showers (We're So Sorry) 32:35

11M ago32:35

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This week Harriet and Producer Martin speak to suspended Labour MPs Grandrew Wynne Evans and Hugh Massingham-Twunt, who would like to apologise to all the idiots they offended with their WhatsApp posts. They also hear from Ian Business about why we need to be back in the office four days a week, and Eshaan Akbar has a VERY Hot & Spicy Takeaway of t…

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121. Privacy Is Cringe 33:09

11M ago33:09

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For this week's show, Harriet and Producer Martin speak to Ethan Chablowski, one of Elon Musk’s small team of bright young men who are making the American government more efficient, about why privacy is cringe and free speech is lit. They also hear from Richard Burgon MP about his reinstatement to the Labour benches now that he acknowledges that he…

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120. The Boy Is Mad About Building 38:44

11M ago38:44

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For this week's show, Harriet and Producer Martin speak to The Daily Mail's Horatio Bamm about Labour's plans to build, build, build. They also catch up with AI Producer Martin, who was had quite a week since he was created to co-host last week's show, including having his job stolen by a cheaper, Chinese AI. And Eshaan Akbar has had a look at the …

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119. Time For Questions - December 2024 27:33

11M ago27:33

27:33

Time For Questions is the NonCensored spin-off show where Harriet Langley Swindon, Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar answer YOUR questions. Since the start of 2024 this has been exclusively for Patreons, who get one per month, but we're releasing the one we made in December 2024 from the paywall to the main feed so you can hear what you'd be getting…

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119. Making America Great Again, Again 31:52

12M ago31:52

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For this week's show, Harriet is joined by An Ai Producer Martin as her co-host, but we don't think you'll be able to tell the difference! Together, they speak to the new and former President of America, Donald J. Trump, about his plans to go to Mars and why we need more magenta. They also speak to Britain's Man In The Magaverse Nigel Farage MP, ab…

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118. The Editorial Meeting 25:38

11M ago25:38

25:38

The Editorial Meeting is a bonus podcast for top-tier Patreons of NonCensored (patreon.com/NonCensored), who get to hear Rosie (Harriet), Brendan (Producer Martin), Eshaan (Eshaan) and Real Producer Ed discuss the week's show - specifically, what stories should go into Eshaan's segment, what we've talked about, and what we've not talked about. We'v…

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118. Go Big Or Go Home 41:15

11M ago41:15

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This week, Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer, who tells them why he's so excited by Short Circuit-style AI, and not so much Terminator-style AI, as well as making a definitive statement about Rachel Reeves' job. We also hear from Liz Truss, who explains why everyone should just shut up in the name of free spe…

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LIVE TALENT SHOW #13 | Jonny Bongo | The Mild High Club 1:54:12

12M ago1:54:12

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Contestants battle it out in a one minute showdown. Winner takes the cash prize. 🏆 This week we’re joined by Jonny Bongo! You won’t find another night like this one. Liverpool’s only live talent show. 🎙️ Follow us l @themildhighclubuk Amy-Le Owens | @amyleowens Dean Coughlin | @deancoughlin_ Jonny Bongo | @jonnybongolacey #talent #comedy #liverpool…

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LIVE TALENT SHOW #12 | Danny Davies & Gary Hyland | The Mild High Club 2:01:59

12M ago2:01:59

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Contestants battle it out in a one minute showdown. Winner takes the cash prize. 🏆 This week we’re joined by hosts of @whatshappeninpodcast4265 Danny Davies & Gary Hyland You won’t find another night like this one. Liverpool’s only live talent show. 🎙️ Follow us l @themildhighclubuk Amy-Le Owens | @amyleowens Dean Coughlin | @deancoughlin_ Danny Da…

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LIVE TALENT SHOW #11 | Tony Carroll | The Mild High Club 2:05:51

12M ago2:05:51

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Contestants battle it out in a one minute showdown. Winner takes the cash prize. 🏆 This week we’re joined by Tony Carroll! You won’t find another night like this one. Liverpool’s only live talent show. 🎙️ Follow us l @themildhighclubuk Amy-Le Owens | @amyleowens Dean Coughlin | @deancoughlin_ Tony Carroll | ⁠ @tony_carroll14 #talent #comedy #liver…

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LIVE TALENT SHOW #10 | William Thompson | The Mild High Club 1:54:56

12M ago1:54:56

1:54:56

Contestants battle it out in a one minute showdown. Winner takes the cash prize. 🏆 This week we’re joined by William Thompson! You won’t find another night like this one. Liverpool’s only live talent show. 🎙️ Follow us l @themildhighclubuk Amy-Le Owens | @amyleowens Dean Coughlin | @deancoughlin_ William Thompson | ⁠ @william_thompson_comedy #tale…

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LIVE TALENT SHOW #9 | Harriet Dyer | The Mild High Club 1:50:44

12M ago1:50:44

1:50:44

Contestants battle it out in a one minute showdown. Winner takes the cash prize. 🏆 This week we’re joined by Harriet Dyer! You won’t find another night like this one. Liverpool’s only live talent show. 🎙️ Follow us l @themildhighclubuk Amy-Le Owens | @amyleowens Dean Coughlin | @deancoughlin_ Harriet Dyer | @HarrietDyerComedy #talent #comedy #liver…

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LIVE TALENT SHOW #8 | Eshaan Akbar | The Mild High Club 1:57:57

12M ago1:57:57

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Contestants battle it out in a one minute showdown. Winner takes the cash prize. 🏆 This week we’re joined by Eshaan Akbar! You won’t find another night like this one. Liverpool’s only live talent show. 🎙️ Follow us l @themildhighclubuk Amy-Le Owens | @amyleowens Dean Coughlin | @deancoughlin_ Eshaan Akbar | @eshaanakbar #talent #comedy #liverpool…