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Ashley and Jackie are best friends who love to talk about everything witchy. Astrology, signs, witchcraft, spells, relationships, advice, the cosmos and more! They can drop esoteric knowledge like its hot and talk about ridiculous stuff--all in the same breath. If you are smart and dumb about witchcraft AND you love and hate being in a club...Dumb Witch Club just might be the place for you!
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Two dumb bitches discuss amusing situations in everyday life that make them question themselves and everyone else around them. Simply because they enjoy wasting everyone’s time, these girls share their stories and perspectives, while mixing in a little embarrassment, self-deprecation, and absurdity.
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June is shaping up to be a lot of softie cuties, with some toughies mixed in, fueled by tons of interstellar chit-chat! Plus a delightful wine continuation...that's allowed. #may #nature #networks #magic #spring #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witch #witchtok #witchtip #crystals #astrology #fyp #spells #rituals #cardpull #thewitchinghou…
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Sigils and symbols are among the most mysterious of witchy tools. But the informed Dumb Witch need not be intimidated! Ashley and Jackie will lead you through the simple steps and multiple powerful applications of these powerful implements. #sigils #symbols #secrets #witchytools #witchtools #magic #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witch #…
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Attention all travelers: When you are heading off to relaxing tropical or exciting urban adventures, don't leave your witchcraft behind! Plus a red wine that leaves Ashley and Jackie speechless. #may #magic #spring #travel #hex #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witch #witchtok #witchtip #crystals #astrology #fyp #spells #rituals #cardpull…
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Join Ashley and Jackie as they dig deep into the magical potential of natural networks! Log onto the REAL www (that's wood-wide web) and get to know how the birds and the trees can support you and your witchy practice. #may #nature #networks #magic #spring #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witch #witchtok #witchtip #crystals #astrology #f…
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Are you ready to impress your friends (and your enemies) with advanced astrology terminology? Ashley and Jackie guide you into the world of STELLIUMS so you can do just that. And another friendly Italian wine makes its way into their hearts and mouths. #may #energy #spring #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witch #witchtok #witchtip #cryst…
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Blink twice and now it's May! The month offers some opportunities for rest and for stress...choose wisely! Plus a white wine that's Italian and very drinkable. #may #energyreport #spring #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witch #witchtok #witchtip #crystals #astrology #fyp #spells #rituals #cardpull #thewitchinghour #bigwitchenergy #witchy…
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Good goddess, we made it to the final element, and this discussion of AIR does not disappoint! Just try to keep up as we bounce and float from weird energy to even weirder energy (we mean "weird" in the loviest of ways!) and have several laughs and awkward pauses along the way. #airsigns #gemini #libra #aquarius #spring #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok…
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Time to cozy up to the grounding and ever-present energy of EARTH! Ashley and Jackie break down the energies of Capricorn, Virgo, and Taurus and reveal some previously deeply buried secrets along the way. #spring #taurus #earthsigns #capricorn #virgo #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witch #witchtok #witchtip #crystals #astrology #fyp #sp…
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Don't cry! Ashley and Jackie are back, exploring the the zodiac elements with Water Signs! Whether Cancer, Scorpio, or Pisces, WATER offers deep, beautiful energy that we all need and can learn from. #watersigns #cancer #scorpio #pisces #spring #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witch #witchtok #witchtip #crystals #astrology #fyp #spells #…
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Spring is in full effect! The month of April offers numerous energetic opportunities for witches who are looking for a change of pace after this soggy winter. And a gorgeous, surprising blue wine sets the perfect tone. #april #energyreport #spring #taurus #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witch #witchtok #witchtip #crystals #astrology #fy…
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Happy New Year, Witches! 2025 has had a slow and rocky start but now your favorite dumb witches are back with the Spring Equinox, bringing all their energy to this discussion of the Fire Signs! Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius embody the glowing energy of this element in different ways. Ashley and Jackie pull no punches outlining the shared and evolving…
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Sorry to say, we are a couple of grumpy witches when it comes to this March Energy Report! It's a pushing, pulling, wild ride through the Pisces-Aries transition; but knowledge is power--we are sure hoping. And, sorry to say again, this red wine is really not helping, either. #march #energyreport #springequinox #ariesseason #piscesseason #witchcraf…
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Processing the onslaught of events, information, media, and change that comes our way on a daily basis is daunting! As witches, there is something we can do about it: spells. And Ashley and Jackie taste a funky orange wine; yes, really. #energyreport #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witch #witchtok #witchtip #crystals #astrology #fyp #sp…
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As predicted, the year has started off with a bang! February offers some relief with Venus and Mercury shifts and a drift into Pisces season. Plus a white wine that hits all the right spots. #february #energyreport #imbolc #winter #aquariusseason #piscesseason #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witch #witchtok #witchtip #crystals #astrolog…
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The Dumb Witches are in stitches over AI technology and witchcraft! In these modern times, witches may well use technology in their practice; it has been said that AI is the "butterfly of technology." Not only is this reference oddly present in their card pull (before they even knew the quote!), Ashley and Jackie put it to the test when they use Ch…
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How is it possible that we didn't know we could look up the astrology of our most beloved and vexing pets?? Listen as Ashley and Jackie detail the unique findings of their cats's star charts! Plus a red wine blend that is searching for an identity. #witchcraft #witchythings #witch #astrology #fyp #spells #thewitchinghour #witchywoman #dumbwitchclub…
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Happy 2025, Dumb Witches! Ashley and Jackie ring in the new calendar year with some fun recommendations for your reading and listening pleasure. Whether you want something weird, deep, nostalgic or informative, we have compiled a few of our favorites to pass on to you, each bearing the Dumb Witch Club stamp of approval! (We don't really have a stam…
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Happy New (Calendar) Year, Witches! January is here and it is full of low-down get-down energy to start off 2025. Plus a peachy spritz to brighten our winter spirits. #january #energyreport #capricornseason #aquariusseason #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witch #thewitchinghour #bigwitchenergy #witchywoman #dumbwitchclub…
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As witches, we look for inspiration in nature and work with the energy of the seasons. Winter is a season but it is more than that; winter is a state of mind, a reminder, an important part of the cycle of the year. Ashley and Jackie reflect on the lessons and the promises of winter during this festive time of year and beyond. #december #wintering #…
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In a truly miscellaneous episode, Ashley and Jackie discuss Witchy Spotify Wrapped and Holiday Big Three. It makes sense when you hear it all in context...we are pretty sure. Plus a mature red wine continuation. #holidayspirit #bigthree #december #energyreport #winter #sagittariusseason #capricornseason #yule #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythi…
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If you've been naughty this year, don't fear Santa, fear Krampus! This legendary figure offers an alternative holiday icon in case Santa is too nice a guy for your taste. And a juicy fruity red wine that we like best of all! #december #winter #yule #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witch #witchtok #witchtip #crystals #astrology #spells #r…
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It's hard to believe that December is already here, bringing a snow globe of inspiring energy to close out 2024. And a red wine experience that is hard to put into words.By Dumb Witch Club
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Why Are You Like This? Gemini Sun, Virgo Moon!
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Sometimes a Gemini is more than just a Gemini; sometimes they're also trying to vibe with a Virgo moon! Join us as we take a look at this unique sun-moon combo. "Why Are You Like This?" is a series for those times when somebody doesn't quite mesh with their sun sign's common traits. And a peppy, vibrant white wine for your mid-autumn pleasure. #wit…
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It happens to the dumebst and the smartest of witches. Life gets busy, your energy gets low, times are tough, the world feels like it is falling apart...so you fall off your witchcraft practice and your cauldron flame is close to burning out. We get it. We TOTALLY get it. But what if you're ready to re-light that flame? Ashley and Jackie offer you …
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When dumb witches are feeling bratty, they embrace the vibe and couldn't care less...unless it's about Charli xcx! Ashley and Jackie get into the star chart of this fiery it girl who is oh-so-much more than just that. Plus a continuation of sparkling wine autumn. #witchcrafts #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #…
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In this episode, Ashley and Jackie cover the important and sometimes underrepresented occasion of the Solar Return. And we do this especially in honor of Ashley's birthday! Plus a celebratory sparkling moscato that gives all the right hurrahs. #witchcrafts #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #cr…
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Spooky season may be over, but it’s never too late to talk about spooky haunted places! Ashley and Jackie dig into three very different locations, two that they would like to visit and one they really wouldn’t. #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #thewitchinghour #rituals …
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Ashley and Jackie take an admittedly shallow but very fun dive into the bizarre world of cryptids! How does one even begin to talk about something that doesn't exist? Or, rather, that may exist, but whose existence hasn't been proven. From the silly to the downright terrifying, you can be sure that these dumb witches stay dumbfounded by this growin…
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As we move into the month of November, it's a bit of a roller-coaster. But not an up/down/twisty/make you sick roller coaster; it's more like a gentle tick-tick-tick upwards to a satisfying view before a wild descent lol. As usual, knowledge is power and we are here for you! Have no fear of November! #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witc…
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In this fun little series, we will be lovingly speculating on some of our favorite celebrities and asking, are they witches?? Starting with the flirty vocal icon, Chappell Roan. And we also try a nice Sauvignon Blanc with the sweetest label art. #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #a…
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For our first ever movie review we dish about the highly-anticipated Beetlejuice Beetlejuice! Yes, there are some spoilers...but none that will truly spoil your fun if you haven't seen it yet. Plus a tasty non-spicy wine with a spicy name.By Dumb Witch Club
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As Ashley and Jackie come up on the most spook-tacular, witch-tacular season, they wonder if this Year Of Nothing thing is really the right idea. Can they sit back and let an October pass by with nothing at all? Of course they can't! Listen in as they detail their low-key but decidedly "something" plans. #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #…
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Does every witch need a Familiar? And where can you get one? Ashley and Jackie cozy up to the idea of little demon baby friends given by the devil himself. Plus a red wine they actually kinda like. #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esoteric…
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The wind is howling, black cats are screaming, October is just around the corner and you know what that means... it's time for the October Energy Report! Plus a fun Frenchy wine that's not from France. #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esot…
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"Ugh! Don't you hate it when..." Even good, dumb witches can have bad attitudes from time to time. In this episode, Ashley and Jackie commiserate with one another about some of the little things that get under their skin. Maybe you'll relate to some of them; maybe you'll think we are wrong about some of them; either way, this is what happens when w…
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What is stronger than steel and more magical than a cauldron? It's the witchy power couple (or throuple!) revealed in this episode! And Ashley and Jackie keep sipping the red wine because they are so fancy now. #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysi…
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Why Are You Like This?! Aries Sun/Pisces Moon
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In this little series, Ashley and Jackie delve into the nuanced interplay of some particulary challenging sun and moon placements, starting with Aries Sun and Pisces Moon! And a red wine blend that is not particularly challenging at all. #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology…
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What I Wish I Knew...and Still Don't Do as a Witch
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It's a hot, hot September day and despite the sweltering, Ashley and Jackie recall their early days as witches and share some of their biggest lessons and takeaways to help encourage you along your journey. But don't worry, they are still Dumb Witches and so they also name the things they haven't learned yet! This heat sure isn't helping so maybe t…
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The haunts and screams continue as Ashley tells of even more haunted happenings in her house. This is the second and last installment of these tales...or is it?? Plus a very cold, very needed New Zealand white wine.By Dumb Witch Club
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September is looking to be a mixed bag of energies - and these two Dumb Witches can't seem to agree if we should fight, flight, freeze or be just fine. The balanced splashy red wine blend probably isn't helping either. #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #esoteric #witchti…
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What is weirder than aliens, more rare than Bigfoot, and more spine-tingling than a ghost? It's Ashley and Jackie gushing about Robert Stack and their favorite show "Unsolved Mysteries." 80's and 90's babies will definitely understand! But even if you're not familiar with the show our review will surely have you seeking it out for thrills and chill…
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Time to ponder, dear witches, your answer to the compelling life question: what color would your mermaid tail be? Ashley and Jackie contemplate this and other fun, seasonal ideas for Mermaid Magic! Plus a very appropriate, very thematic, very cutesy rosé to love. #mermaid #mermaidmagic #summer #summerwitch #seasonal #beach #ocean #witchcraft #witch…
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It is the height of Leo season and the perfect time to channel our big witch energy into Inner Child Astrology! From the depths of childhood attachment wound healing to the heights of fun and enjoyment, Ashley and Jackie guide you through what it means to get in touch with the younger You that is still part of You. #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #wit…
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Time for a spooky story of the most real variety: Ashley shares her experience of a mischevious ghostly presence in her new old house. EEK! And a blush red wine that hits all the summer notes. #witchslove #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esoteric #wit…
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We continue our tarot journey with Strength, Hermit, Wheel of Fortune, and Justice! And a very unique red wine that maybe we just don't understand. #tarot #tarotcards #cards #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esoteric #witchtips #lovespell #…
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Attention Dumb Witches! Grab your pillow, your eye mask and a few of your best ghoul friends: it's time for a Spooky Slumber Party! There is no better way to wile away the remaining hours of summer than with a hefty helping of spooky snacks, movies, games and more! Whether you draw inspo from Summerween or go more old-school pop witch (think "The C…
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Here we present a story of star-crossed planets told in two tales, both alike in dignity, in the outer reaches of the solar system where we lay our scene. This theatrical production is also known as: August Energy Report! Plus, a fun mixed white wine that's so California. #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #wi…
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Have dog days doldrums depressed your diableric divination? Low energy witchery is the answer. Plus, a perfectly perfect pink rosè. #spellwork #witchery #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esoteric #witchtips #lovespell #faerie #lovewitch #th…
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This week, Ashley and Jackie guide you further into the depths of Shadow Astrology. They discuss benefic and malefic planet designations, Houses, and other points to look to as you venture into the darker places in your birth chart. They use their own placements to illuminate these concepts (vulnerability alert!) and offer tools for your exploratio…
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Join Ashley and Jackie as they whip up a witchy margarita-inspired cocktail for your summer enjoyment! Well, technically this one is for THEIR enjoyment...but you can make your own and enjoy it when you do. Cheers! #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #crystalhealing #metap…
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