Best Duck Logic Podcasts (2025)

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Oops! All talking #4: "Go for the ribs!" 19:13

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6d ago19:13

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What'd you like? Send us a text. We’re still on break, sorry. Just gettin’ back from 3 days of fresh air, liquor, and videos games… You? You get a flashback to the show where we improvised a fuzzy memory of the children’s TV show we did (or didn’t do) in a “Fowl Memory” extended cut segment.By Duck Logic

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212 - Should Alabama Ban the Infinite Scroll? 1:19:24

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THIS EPISODE BROUGHT TO YOU BY: You’ll notice that there’s no sponsor in this episode. We'd love it if you'd consider supporting on Patreon. PATREON - patreon.com/nodumbquestions NDQ EMAIL LIST - https://www.nodumbquestions.fm/email-list STUFF IN THIS EPISODE: The Skinner Box Proverbs 5:8 Veritasium – Why Trees Are Taller Than They Need to Be The A…

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Oops! All talking #3: "I think something's growing in your brain." 18:59

13d ago18:59

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What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys are taking a break so they’re sending along a few “best of” talkie bits from previous shows for your enjoyment. Walt tells us about his “meat detective” dream. Then they remember the musical they did (or didn’t do) based on their cable TV show. Or not. It’s fuzzy. It might’ve happened. Probably not.…

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Oops! All talking #2: "Jesus was the original Long John Silver." 17:00

20d ago17:00

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What'd you like? Send us a text. Okay, we seriously needed a break so we’re dropping a “best of” from the archives--- That time we uncovered the truth behind Amelia Earhart’s disappearance and how there was someone with her on the plane! That time we did a show with a young Andy Dick. And then a church on TV calls their viewers “shut-ins.”…

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Oops! All talking #1: “You don’t want a bent carrot following you.” 17:05

27d ago17:05

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What'd you like? Send us a text. The Duck Logic guys are taking a much-needed break but didn’t wanna leave their loyal listeners hangin’, so here’s a little replay from the archives--- That time they talked about the pharma commercial with a cure for “crooked carrot” disease and Jim gettin’ lucky with a girl on the kitchen floor. Enjoy!…

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211 - Matt's Childhood Hero Signed His _______ 1:08:10

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THIS EPISODE BROUGHT TO YOU BY: You’ll notice that there’s no sponsor in this episode. We'd love it if you'd consider supporting on Patreon. PATREON - patreon.com/nodumbquestions NDQ EMAIL LIST - https://www.nodumbquestions.fm/email-list STUFF IN THIS EPISODE: Reliant K Jars of Clay Five Iron Frenzy Journey - Separate Ways Toto - Hold the Line Foo …

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174: "The traditional William Shatner film festival." 25:53

1M ago25:53

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What'd you like? Send us a text. TALK: Living in an empty Hobby Lobby. A used pornography store. Betty Page. Elvis movies for the 21st century. And we question Jim’s “friendship” with the kids in his neighborhood. SKETCHES: Canadian Labor Day. Larry David meets Zendaya. Kenny has a bonfire. Our audio centerfold. And a newsman tells a joke. Plus a f…

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210 - What Is Nuclear Radiation? 1:28:03

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173: "I fed a banana to a goose." 27:20

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What'd you like? Send us a text. TALK: Crappy movie previews. “Poop coffee.” A zoo in Demark that’ll feed your pets to their lions. Farting at Veggie Fest. And Jim tells us about his best moment. SKETCHES: Not-so-monster trucks. Franz Kafta’s bucket list. A song about lawyers. And whale farts.By Duck Logic

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172: "There's no telling where my penis will end up." 27:02

2M ago27:02

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What'd you like? Send us a text. TALK: Billy Jack, Kung Fu, Oddjob, Pale Rider, Buford Pusser. And Lollapalooza. SKETCHES: Pajamas. Dudes in college. A hairbrush that works underwater. Flying Bad Boys.By Duck Logic

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171: "That's exactly how roast beef sounds." 25:55

2M ago25:55

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What'd you like? Send us a text. TALK: Our Last Supper musical. Ozzy’s funeral. Food touching. Chicago diners. Mohicans. And Billy Joel’s drinking, um, issues. SKETCHES: Side Tracker, a detective who can't stay on task. The elephant in the room. A pretty complete back-to-college sale. And unless business advice. Plus more!…

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209 - First Day Teaching College 1:21:40

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THIS EPISODE BROUGHT TO YOU BY: You’ll notice that there’s no sponsor in this episode. We'd love it if you'd consider supporting on Patreon. PATREON - patreon.com/nodumbquestions NDQ EMAIL LIST - https://www.nodumbquestions.fm/email-list STUFF IN THIS EPISODE: The AC Slater Michael Scott - You can’t learn this from books Keating’s Class O Captain, …

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170: "We were getting along but we changed our mind." 27:01

2M ago27:01

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What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about Walt’s new haircut. Ozzy, of course. Old geezer musical acts. Judgmental state fairs. And comedians lip-syncing jokes. THEN sketches: Limericks from Pipefitters Union 597. Mini memorabilia. And an audio art project.By Duck Logic

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208 - Sneaking Photos of Other People 1:09:28

2M ago1:09:28

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169: "I had a music teacher named Mr. Fluff." 27:39

2M ago27:39

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What'd you like? Send us a text. TALK: Shopping on the cheap. Defective foods. The passing of a stand-up we knew. Way too alternative bands. Roller rink tunes. And the tiny civilization that lives under a theater stage. SKETCHES: Tales from the last tollbooth attendant. A highly opinionated traveler. A filter for the dumb things you say at work. An…

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168: "The ass-less chaps were a nice touch." 26:00

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What'd you like? Send us a text. Talk: Jurassic Park sequels. The joy of scooterboards. The violence of The Honeymooners. Old TV war shows. Spinoff podcasts like: shirts vs. screwdrivers. Sketches: Disinterested theater productions. Incoherent political shows. Suburban bars. Questionable grocery stores. Realistic porn.…

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167: "They're like furries but with pigeons." 29:41

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What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about A.I. rock bands, A.I. commercials, and A.I. manifestos. Plus, crop dusting (the smelly kind), Jayne Mansfield, mac and cheese gummies, and Tim has mic trouble. Then sketches… Poetic tributes to Benny Hill, notes from Walter’s brain, summer bars, and ancient poop.…

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166: "As long as the bat wears a teeny, tiny condom." 25:59

3M ago25:59

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What'd you like? Send us a text. Insects in basements. Bats in toilets. Laser scopes. Really bad movies. Watching the neighbor’s TV. Then: the truth about the constitution, jacked up mid-summer sale prices, a fool’s errand. Plus, more.By Duck Logic

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207 - What is a Von Neumann Probe? 1:45:02

3M ago1:45:02

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165: "Their poop is very nutritious." 28:44

3M ago28:44

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What'd you like? Send us a text. The Duck Logic guys talk about worm farmers, competitive kite flying, grocery stores on wheels, and the children’s show Diver Dan. Then: rhetorical questions, mushy cigarettes, a needless health class film, and a must-have unless kitchen item.By Duck Logic

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206 - How Many Ways Can You Make a Thing Fly? 1:38:04

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To Make us Fly please consider supporting on Patreon: - patreon.com/nodumbquestions NDQ EMAIL LIST - https://www.nodumbquestions.fm/email-list STUFF IN THIS EPISODE: Marigolds Berry Daring Trixi Impatiens Zinnia Dianthus Lantana Ornithopter Wind up flying bird Lift to Drag Ratio Gliders Nature’s Incredible ROTATING MOTOR (It’s Electric!) - Smarter …

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164: "It's starting to look like a drug den." 27:15

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What'd you like? Send us a text. This week, the conversation is about drug dens, how there used to be stereos, welding, shop class mishaps, Ferris Bueller and the joys of southern Illinois. Then: sketches about a sale on matzas and the Shroud of Turin. Pajamas. Well-read mountain folk. And a song about water.…

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163: "Who's going to give me a ride home?" 28:26

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What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys discuss goiters versus gout, then reminisce about the movie they made. Or did they? Plus the man with the most things. A little TMI at the morning status meeting. And: Terror.By Duck Logic

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162: "Up and down all day long until he pukes." 26:03

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What'd you like? Send us a text. New superhero movies, old Batman villains, Japanese schoolgirls, and blind drunk businessmen. Then sketches about Sammy Davis impersonators, Bob Dylan’s migraine, space janitors, and guys with unrealistic expectations.By Duck Logic

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205- So Do I Have the Job or What?! 1:23:52

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IF WE GOT THE JOB please consider supporting on Patreon: - patreon.com/nodumbquestions NDQ EMAIL LIST - https://www.nodumbquestions.fm/email-list STUFF IN THIS EPISODE: Armadillos Ice Cream Shoppe McDonald’s Workforce Preparedness Study McDonald’s Corporate Website Forbes - Managers don’t want to hire Gen Z workers Fortune - The soft skills crisis …

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161: "He farts cuz he's happy." 25:55

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What'd you like? Send us a text. Jim gets a voicemail from a kinky/leather website and tells us about his “special friendship” he had with a goat. Tim tells us how he lived under the family sink. And Walt had a pet alligator. Then sketches: a way-below-average doctor, a very basic truck driving school, a not-so-amusing amusement park, and a rug ful…

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160: "Another episode of 'Jim Talks to Children.'" 28:15

4M ago28:15

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What'd you like? Send us a text. Jim finds some cigs. Walt gets creeped out by a guy with a piggy bank head. And Tim tells us where memes come from. And, of course, Attack Squirrels. Then sketches about firm handshakes. Adequate construction. On hold hell. Cheery-flavored beer brewed far away from here.…

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159: "I don't get artificially inseminated. I get inseminated." 25:44

5M ago25:44

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What'd you like? Send us a text. Peeing in the Stanley Cup. Flinging a Wimbledon platter. Or wearing Masters green jackets with or without pants. The guys discuss them all. And Tim tells us how he’s tight with the new pope because they were childhood buds. Then sketches about where to go after prom. Where not to get your car fixed. And Ken Burns fi…

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158: "Don't talk to anybody named Manny!" 25:02

5M ago25:02

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What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys discuss cheating on book reports, turning the dark film classic “Taxi Driver” into a musical, and how Walter got a subscription to Playboy for his 14th birthday. Plus: the hard-driving dedication of Jehovah’s Witnesses, very specific Zodiac predictions, a prescription strength breakfast cereal, and a lawyer…

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204 - The Worst Episode 1:11:32

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NOTICE: Please listen to this first before sharing it with kids. We deal with some serious stuff in this episode. Thanks. Please consider supporting on Patreon: - patreon.com/nodumbquestions NDQ EMAIL LIST - https://www.nodumbquestions.fm/email-list STUFF IN THIS EPISODE: The Office - Lion King Grief Episode Assisted Dying Now Accounts for 1 in 20 …

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157: "Time to break some commandments, ladies!" 25:04

5M ago25:04

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What'd you like? Send us a text. We’re Back!! Tim’s putting his “miter” in the ring to be the new Pope and the tells us all about it. Then we wonder why scientists would make robots that can run! Then sketches about a new religious murder-solving show, temporary mobsters, teaching kids about the real world of work, and a song that’s just asking for…

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Season 8 Teaser: "Is that the bone I'm tickling?" 1:14

5M ago1:14

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What'd you like? Send us a text. A whole new season of The Duck Logic Comedy Half Hour starts any day now! Something different for your ears. Podcast-y talk like you find on other pods, plus comedy bits and sketches like they do on Saturday Night Live. All from the Chicago comedy group called Duck Logic that played clubs and colleges, did network T…

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Extra Stuff 5: "The Stalin jockstrap runs about $20." 11:34

6M ago11:34

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What'd you like? Send us a text. With the Duck Logic guys still out, A.I. Announcer, Brian dug deep into the old WLUP radio show archives and found this little nugget--- The time Tim, as Bruce “Rooster” Cogburn, the host of Rock Rap, improvises an interview with an actual Chicago rock band named Chetyre Pevo (translated: “Four Beers”) as they prete…

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203 - Is It Time for Bible 2.0? 56:30

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Please consider supporting on Patreon: - patreon.com/nodumbquestions NDQ EMAIL LIST - https://www.nodumbquestions.fm/email-list STUFF IN THIS EPISODE: Persian Fire Jeremiah Punic Wars Life Together by Dietrich Bonhoeffer Horace Grant glasses Kurt Rambis iconic glasses A-1 Appliance, Huntsville, AL Eric likes Starry Night by Vincent Van Gogh Grant l…

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Extra Stuff 4: "Chocolate makes me more stupid than I am already." 16:31

6M ago16:31

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What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys are still away, but Brian, their A.I. announcer, offers up a 2-fer of gems from their Chicago radio show that haven’t been on the pod before. First, a downright sweet sketch from Bob Odenkirk about one man’s discovery of true happiness. Then Tim does a Comic Strip Countdown in the style of Casey Kasem’s cla…

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202 - What's Your Favorite Painting? 47:36

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Please consider supporting on Patreon: - patreon.com/nodumbquestions NDQ EMAIL LIST - https://www.nodumbquestions.fm/email-list STUFF IN THIS EPISODE: Inklings Book Club Lester Del Rey The Runaway Robot by Lester Del Rey Trap Door Spiders book club Van Gogh Has a Broken Heart by Russ Ramsey Vincent Van Gogh The Art Thieves by Rooktown Salvador Dalí…

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Extra Stuff 3: "Our proofreaders don't pussyfoot around with punctuation." 15:10

6M ago15:10

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What'd you like? Send us a text. Duck Logic’s vay-cay continues with a sketch Tim wrote for an “all-news” concept episode of their 2-hour comedy radio show on WLUP-AM in Chicago back in the day. It's an abridged version of the original, okay rather lengthy parody of a hard-hitting, investigative exposé of small-town local events called “The Interro…

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Extra Stuff 2: "I like the plush velour and a little plastic on the furniture." 11:33

6M ago11:33

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What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys are still on break. But here’s your weekly dose of DL--- another improvised interview from Duck Logic’s 2-hour radio show on WLUP-AM in Chicago. This time with Tim’s running character named Marty Farty, a sleezy TV mogul who’s starting a sleezy network filled with sleezy programming. A word of warning: it’s…

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Extra Stuff 1: "Who’s gonna lay this gaffer’s tape? Who’s gonna drink all this free beer?" 13:49

7M ago13:49

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What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys are taking a much-deserved break. But you can still get your DL fix with this snippet, um, nugget, er, previously not played bit—an improvised interview between Tim and Bob Odenkirk (yes, THAT Bob Odenkirk!) He and Tim were classmates in college and Bob was invited to be a cast member on Duck Logic’s 2-hour…

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201 - We Like It When People Check Us Out 1:38:30

7M ago1:38:30

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THIS EPISODE BROUGHT TO YOU BY: You’ll notice that there’s no sponsor in this episode. We'd love it if you'd consider supporting on Patreon. PATREON - patreon.com/nodumbquestions NDQ EMAIL LIST - https://www.nodumbquestions.fm/email-list STUFF IN THIS EPISODE: Apache in Action MH-60M Black Hawk Helicopters for Special Operations Future Vertical Lif…

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156: "That's how they make people sing in prison." 29:32

7M ago29:32

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What'd you like? Send us a text. Walter, Tim, and Jim talk about showering in gym class and in prison, old guys at the health club who parade around naked, and how Jim named his penis Captain Bibi. Plus, casting for the new live action Barney movie. Then: the truth about Ford trucks, the best places to party at Easter, why Walter thinks his body is…

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155: "There was Canoe, Aramis, and Toxic Masculinity." 27:29

7M ago27:29

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What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk way too much about dog poop. Then they come up with a really super superhero, and discuss women who glow in the dark. There are sketches about the new Saturday night lineup on PBS, your third amendment rights, getting those lying babies to tell the truth, and more.…

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200 - Swiper, No Swiping 1:13:20

7M ago1:13:20

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THIS EPISODE BROUGHT TO YOU BY: You’ll notice that there’s no sponsor in this episode. We'd love it if you'd consider supporting on Patreon. PATREON - patreon.com/nodumbquestions STUFF IN THIS EPISODE: An Early Edison Wax Cylinder Home Recording Over There Irish Eyes Swiper No Swiping - Dora the Explorer B.F. Skinner Pavlov’s Dog Freedom app Defini…

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154: "Hi there! It's Sailor Jack, everybody!" 29:59

7M ago29:59

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What'd you like? Send us a text. Walt, Tim, and Jim talk about bobbleheads, what passes for food in England, the million-dollar idea Tim has when he was 7, and politically incorrect corn chips. Then, Jim’s new egg-themed bitcoin, the real Bruce Springsteen, and a sports bar for guys who like to watch sports in a bar with other guys who like to watc…

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199 - "Learn to CODE," they said. NOW WHAT?! 1:33:28

7M ago1:33:28

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Get an email when we upload: https://www.nodumbquestions.fm/email-list THIS EPISODE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PATRONS patreon.com/nodumbquestions You’ll notice that there’s no sponsor in this episode. We'd love it if you'd consider supporting on Patreon. PATREON - patreon.com/nodumbquestions STUFF IN THIS EPISODE: 147-Can AI Fool You? Uncanny Valley Yo…

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153: “Familiar characters who never really acknowledge my existence.” 28:13

7M ago28:13

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What'd you like? Send us a text. In their first encore compilation episode--- Walt, Tim, Jim, and Dave compare their favorite “Jackson,” then reminisce about that time Duck Logic did improv on ice skates. Or did they? Plus, sketches about a different kind of talk radio station, keeping up with the Johnson family, the secret lives of weathermen, a p…

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152: "Mister Gut Leakage." 29:48

8M ago29:48

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What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about medical uses for maggots and leeches, and Tim’s obsession with gut leakage. Then Walter describes his little leather Speedo and prosthetic abs but can’t convince Tim and Jim to get surgery to change the color of their eyes. Also, sketches about a vague pick-up bar, Jean Smiley’s Valentine traditi…

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Season 4 Teaser 1:55

8M ago1:55

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What'd you like? Send us a text. What happens when a Chicago sketch comedy radio show from the past gathers their classic bits— along with new skits, songs, and improv —into a weekly podcast? You get the goofiest gabfest laugh riot this side of the Internet. You’ll laugh… and how!By Duck Logic

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151: "Wimpy watches from the chair in the hotel room." 28:46

8M ago28:46

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What'd you like? Send us a text. The guys talk about Pamela Anderson going makeup-less, the Mickey Mouse slasher movie, why someone hasn't made a Popeye porn video yet, and why 52 seems to be the magic number for men to have heart attacks. Then a scofflaw game show sketch, adult diapers can be fun, a sale on over-sized musical instruments, and what…

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198 - The Crash at Crush 1:12:12

8M ago1:12:12

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SPECIAL THANKS TO JEFF FOOTE If you enjoyed the NDQ Ragtime Music, you’re going to LOVE Jeff’s new album! Go check it out at https://open.spotify.com/album/1qGpzm4JQvImjoiNoaNipB?si=qteqmGGrR7mviMNn7x0cNg THIS EPISODE BROUGHT TO YOU BY: You’ll notice that there’s no sponsor in this episode. We'd love it if you'd consider supporting on Patreon. PATR…