Best Ditty D Podcasts (2026)

1
New Year's Mailbag! 40:15

Play Pause

4d ago40:15

40:15

Happy New Year from the Zyxx crew! We're taking a Derf break for holiday chaos, but we're releasing an out-of-character mailbag ep of questions submitted on our Discord. Enjoy! Lovingly researched and sound-described transcripts are embedded in every episode page on missiontozyxx.space!By Mission To Zyxx

1
D02: Beefer Madness 1:13:03

23d ago1:13:03

1:13:03

Oh hey, you’re back for more! Wow, okay. So if you thought that last chapter was something, get ready for something else entirely. My life of crime takes a turn when I’m punished for a totally DIFFERENT crime! Which I also did. Shae reconnects with a friend and a nickname, GOOD_E switches modes, and I make like Plopeye and pop open a couple cans. L…

1
D01: The Derfect Crime 41:21

1M ago41:21

41:21

Okay let’s see here. Episode descripsh. Something like: Oh hey it’s me, Old Derf! Sure, you know me as an elderly space wizard with the mysterious power of resurrection, a resume stacked with entry level jobs, and a talent for juckin’ around. But would you believe there was once a time when I was slightly LESS old, when my powers were just coming i…

1
Mission to D-Syxx 1:40:38

1M ago1:40:38

1:40:38

In this, the final one-off episode before The Young Old Derf Chronicles, the crew fulfills a repeated request: to make a live role playing podcast. Yes, it's Mission to D-Syxx! The entire crew is here, playing a Dungeons and Dragons one shot adventure as their medieval characters from Zyxx Episode 419. Yep, the Legumies are back. Alden Ford is Dung…

1
Mission to Tryxx (and Treatss) 39:07

2M ago39:07

39:07

Insert those earbuds at your own peril, listener, for it’s the spookiest one-shot of the year! The cast is here to make your spine tingle with tales of inscrutable costumes, ghoulish hangovers, and discontinued candy bar recipes! Peep the costume photos. Lovingly researched and sound-described transcripts are embedded in every episode page on missi…

1
Reminiscin' to Zyxx 57:17

3M ago57:17

57:17

The cast takes a trip down memory avenue – pretty sure that’s the saying? – to talk about their personal origins in improv, the heyday of UCB New York, and the comedy shows and experiences they’ll never forget, even if they might want to. You’ll finally learn how many cast members cleaned toilets to get free improv classes. And in case you didn’t h…

1
Guessin' Our Pickss 1:04:58

4M ago1:04:58

1:04:58

How well does the cast of Mission to Zyxx know each other? Find out in this newlywed-style game show filled with weird questions submitted by fans! And mark your calendars: The Young Old Derf Chronicles will premiere on Wed Dec 3rd. To suggest ideas and help us make the show, support us on Maximum Fun! Lovingly researched and sound-described transc…

1
Passion to Zyxx 44:10

5M ago44:10

44:10

The only podcast that dares to reveal the hobbies and obsessions of Mission to Zyxx guests! This week: Jeremy Bent interviews Leslie Collins, and Moujan Zolfaghari interviews Rachel Wenitsky. This is a fan-pitched monthly episode leading up to The Young Old Derf Chronicles. To suggest ideas for future episodes and get tons of bonus content, support…

1
Mission to Transcryptss! 6:59

6M ago6:59

6:59

We're so excited to announce that all episodes from seasons 1-5 of Mission to Zyxx are now fully transcribed for accessibility, intelligibility and FUN. To read along, head over to missiontozyxx.space, where transcripts are embedded in every episode page! Lovingly researched and sound-described transcripts are embedded in every episode page on miss…

1
L14: What Goes Throup’ Must Come Clown [LIVE ft. Justin Tyler] 40:04

7M ago40:04

40:04

In this lost Season 4 episode, the crew heads to a postal planet to retrieve a missed delivery. AJ is stunning. C-53 will definitely keep that frame forever. Pleck resists a scenario. Recorded live at Caveat in New York City on June 7, 2025. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Captain Dar Seth Lind as Nermut…

1
Mission to Convynnce 1:08:29

7M ago1:08:29

1:08:29

The first and final episode of Mission to Convyncce — your favorite two vs. two debate podcast! Alden Ford, Winston Noel, Justin Tyler and Moujan Zolfaghari team up in various configurations to debate frankly bizarre topics suggested by Mission to Zyxx listeners. It's the third of our monthly one-off episodes leading up to The Young Old Derf Chroni…

1
Mission to Gygs 36:56

8M ago36:56

36:56

The first and final episode of the long-running TV game show Mission to Gygs, in which cast members of Mission to Zyxx compete to tell the best stories about their past jobs and side hustles. Featuring contestants Allie Kokesh, Jeremy Bent and Winston Noel. Hosted by Seth Lind. This is one of our monthly episodes leading up to the release of The Yo…

1
The Paradox 22:24

10M ago22:24

22:24

Alden and Seth are here to entertain you during this, the second and final week of the 2025 MaxFunDrive. They play samples of bonus content, reveal an unimaginably Fresh prize that one lucky supporter will receive, and discuss the paradox at the heart of listener support. Please join us in making The Young Old Derf Chronicles: maximumfun.org/join L…

1
Mission to Fyxx 1:05:45

10M ago1:05:45

1:05:45

The debut and finale of the hit podcast Mission to Fyxx, in which cast members of Mission to Zyxx answer listeners' advice questions! Featuring Alden Ford, Seth Lind, Justin Tyler and Moujan Zolfaghari. It's the first of our monthly one-off podcast episodes leading up to the release of the Young Old Derf Chronicles. Support us on Maximum Fun for a …

1
Announcing: The Young Old Derf Chronicles 12:07

10M ago12:07

12:07

The crew are here to announce the newest project in the Mission to Zyxx universe: The Young Old Derf Chronicles, coming later this year! Plus, it's the Max Fun Drive! That's no coincidence: We need your support to make this new prequel series happen in true Zyxx fashion. Meaning, ambitious to the point of absurdity. Join us at maximumfun.org/join L…

1
L13: Past Times at Ranguu High [LIVE ft. Ify Nwadiwe] 49:06

3y ago49:06

49:06

Just moments after agreeing to rule the galaxy, the crew is sent on … One. More. Mission. Pleck reunites with an old enemy. Bargie sells NFJs. C-53 meets his son?! Recorded LIVE at Sketchfest 2023 in San Francisco. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargi…

1
521: The Ass End [Series Finale] 1:41:32

3+ y ago1:41:32

1:41:32

Nermut gets a promotion. STARRING: Jeremy Bent Winston Noel Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Moujan Zolfaghari Alden Ford Shane O’Connell Featuring special guest Brennan Lee Mulligan Edited by Seth Lind and Alden Ford Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Additional …

1
L12: THE FINALE ... of Cube2Cube [LIVE ft. Special Guests!] 44:44

3+ y ago44:44

44:44

As the crew zooms through hyperspace toward their final showdown on Mufalata Secundus, Bargie and C-53 realize they’ve left something unfinished. Nermut calls the shots. Pleck breaks down. AJ sells sacs and milk. Recorded live at the Bell House in Brooklyn, NY on April 10, 2022. (Stay tuned for the OTHER finale, hitting this feed sometime soon.) St…

1
A Quick Aside 56:10

3+ y ago56:10

56:10

As we hurtle toward the grand finale of Mission to Zyxx, the seven creators sit down to answer listeners’ burning questions and talk about what the show has meant to us. Will we cry? Will you laugh when we cry? Will you cry WHILE you laugh at us crying? Only one way to find out, and that’s to hit that play button, baby. STARRING Jeremy Bent as Jere…

1
520: The Whole Mufalata [Series Finale, Part I] 1:04:19

3+ y ago1:04:19

1:04:19

The crew finally arrives at Mufalata Secundus for the showdown of their lives. Just one stop first. The Dars play catch up, and catch. AJ hazards a guess. Bargie gets an invite. STARRING: Jeremy Bent Winston Noel Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Moujan Zolfaghari Alden Ford Shane O’Connell Featuring special guests Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by …

1
Maximum Love 7:10

3+ y ago7:10

7:10

Alden here with a little message about the Maximum Fun Drive and a little peek at 520! Support a great network and great shows at maximum fun.org/join . Lovingly researched and sound-described transcripts are embedded in every episode page on missiontozyxx.space!By Mission To Zyxx

1
MY FULL THOUGHTS ON WILL SMITH, JADA PINKETT SMITH AND CHRIS ROCK. 33:08

4y ago33:08

33:08

My honest opinion AND NO TAKE BACKS. #IsaidwhatIsaid

1
519: The Young Man and the S.E.A. 1:13:19

4y ago1:13:19

1:13:19

The crew seeks their fortune on the foreboding and watery planet Aquatis. Spleen dresses up. Red Eyed Clort downsizes. Natalie goes all in. STARRING: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Winston Noel as Cameron Allie Kokesh as Spleen Seth Lind as Digby and Pez Moujan Zolfaghari as Red Eyed Clort and the Princess Alden Ford as Natalie, Greedrick Bartlesby III, and C…

1
I CHOSE MYSELF 33:06

4y ago33:06

33:06

And walked away alone

1
CHOOSE YOURSELF 22:12

4y ago22:12

22:12

YOU GOTTA CHOOSE YOURSELF AND CHOOSE YOURSELF DAILY

1
TO BE A BLACK WOMAN 8:46

4y ago8:46

8:46

Just my thoughts being spoken on what it feels like for me as a black woman

1
What's Real Deliverance 11:46

4y ago11:46

11:46

My thoughts on Christianity and my life path.

1
Behind the Muzyxx 49:55

4y ago49:55

49:55

Inspired by the great podcast Song Exploder, the crew invites composer Brendan Ryan to unpack his original score for Mission to Zyxx. As we work away on the final episodes of the show, this episode will answer all your burning questions about the music of the Freshest quadrant. How do you “plane” a chord? Which direction does a French horn point? A…

1
518: Mr. Sand Van [ft. Zach Cherry] 1:00:20

4y ago1:00:20

1:00:20

The crew receives troubling news and is forced to reroute to the planet Trevlakk. AJ fields some questions. Nermut and C-53 get their skitter on. Dar comes clean and gets messy. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Justin Ball…

1
517: Old Boy [ft. Hari Kondabolu] 39:42

4y ago39:42

39:42

The crew is in for a little surprise when they arrive at… Mufalata Secundus? Bargie undercompensates. Dar drinks the Dramamom. C-53 ranks albums. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Justin Ballweheat With special guest Hari K…

1
516: Hack to the Suture [ft. Ellena Doe & Riley Soloner] 50:27

4y ago50:27

50:27

The crew encounters something unexpected after emerging from hyperspace at Quantaris. Pleck gets a discount code. Bargie’ll have another. AJ orders the combo. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Justin Ballwehat With special …

1
It's a Wonderful Self 37:29

4y ago37:29

37:29

Starring: Jeremy Bent Alden Ford Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Winston Noel Moujan Zolfaghari Edited by Alden Ford Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra Additional Music by Shane O’Connell Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean J…

1
515: Gary’s Home Companion [ft. Leslie Collins] 56:14

4y ago56:14

56:14

The crew seeks out intel from an old friend. Dar makes a drop-off. AJ sees his near future. Pleck gets yoked. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Justin Ballwehat With special guest Leslie Collins as Ms. Janelle Fitzmeyer Edi…

1
514: The ‘Lapse of Luxury [ft. Aaron Burdette] 48:36

4y ago48:36

48:36

The crew lands unexpectedly on a forest planet after Bargie shares some news. AJ thinks something is up. Pleck and Nermut go down. Dar gets hugs all around. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Aaron Burdette as…

1
513: Déjà Two [ft. Jonathan Braylock] 46:28

4y ago46:28

46:28

The crew gets an unexpected visit from an old… friend? Pleck gets vindicated. Bargie makes five nermos. Nermut gets boxed in. Someone says “shrimp.” Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Justin Ballwheat With special guest Jona…

1
512: A Noob Hope [ft. Justin Tyler and Rachel Wenitsky] 1:10:52

4y ago1:10:52

1:10:52

At long last, the crew has reached the Zyxx Quadrant! Certainly everything is fine there. Pleck gets news about his prophecy. Nermut gets recognized. Dar and AJ get glopped. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 and Scram Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy, Peck and the Blazing Rochester Winston Noel as AJ and A…

1
L12: The Host With the Moist [LIVE ft. Jordan Carlos] 1:06:32

4y ago1:06:32

1:06:32

The crew receives a dinner party invitation from a very unlikely host. Bargie will always be successful! C-53 drops it like it’s hotdish. AJ just wants a little decency! Dar absorbs very, very friendly fire. What is the sound of Nermut’s one hand clapping? That’s Pleck in the corner. This throwback to Season 4 was freshly recorded LIVE on October 3…

1
511: The Pest of Both Worlds, Pt. 2 [ft. John Robert Wilson] 54:33

4+ y ago54:33

54:33

Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53, Zalcatron 5000 and Captain Syrock Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar and Jeremiah Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Korzak Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Seesu Gundu, Grustine, Gerkk and Justin Ballwheat With special returning guest John Robert Wilson. Edited by Alden Ford and Seth Lind…

1
510: The Pest of Both Worlds - Pt. 1 48:00

4+ y ago48:00

48:00

While the crew constructs a machine that can hopefully get them home, the RSS Synergy receives visitors. Bargie sets the stage. AJ jacks in. And don’t worry, Pleck has his wood saber. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 and Captain Syrock Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter and Ensign Phanta Allie Kokesh as Dar and Dr. Tee-Toh Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and…

1
A BIG DITTY 2:12:48

4+ y ago2:12:48

2:12:48

Lovingly researched and sound-described transcripts are embedded in every episode page on missiontozyxx.space!By Mission To Zyxx

1
509: Tuck Ever 'Flacting [ft. Aparna Nancherla] 50:29

4+ y ago50:29

50:29

Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Aparna Nancherla as Saarnen Tuck Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic …

1
508: Three Men and a Flower Baby [ft. Edi Patterson] 57:10

4+ y ago57:10

57:10

Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 and CAL Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter and Nib Nib Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Lieutenant Commander O'Doul Winston Noel as AJ and Be'Oth Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Yornind and Tomack Bardlow With special guest Edi Patterson as SYD and Captain Jilsha Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by…

1
507: A Little Ditty 'Bout Jakk and Shai'An [ft. Chris Grace and Eric Gersen] 1:01:17

4+ y ago1:01:17

1:01:17

Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guests Chris Grace as Shai'An and Eric Gersen as Jakk Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedo…

1
506: The Art Supplies of War [ft. Kimia Behpoornia] 45:43

4+ y ago45:43

45:43

Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 and Korjulaxx Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Rash’Lunk Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Kimia Behpoornia as Terry Sherry Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by…

1
505: Being Jawn Malevolent [ft. James Urbaniak] 1:00:07

4+ y ago1:00:07

1:00:07

Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest James Urbaniak as Ello Max Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by FAMES Macedonian Symphonic Orches…

1
504: To Jer is Hermann [ft. Ray Cordova] 55:30

4+ y ago55:30

55:30

Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Thar Jucko Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Grustine With special guest Ray Cordova as Dr. Traumaticore Edited by Alden Ford Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell Theme Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by…

1
503: Good Spot Hunting [ft. Christine Nangle] 49:43

4+ y ago49:43

49:43

On their very first mission for the COUP, the crew must transport an important dignitary to settle a dispute on planet Talcus. Dar becomes obsessed with the space. C-53 has some words for C-53. Don’t assume anything about Bargie. Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Thar J…

1
502: Themm and the Holograms [ft. Cody Lindquist and Charlie Todd] 46:53

4+ y ago46:53

46:53

So wait, is the crew dead!? AJ goes on a tour of doody. Nermut reflacts on being famous. C-53 gets some new wheel. It’s the MaxFunDrive! Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 and Zalcatron 5000 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Justin Ballwheat Featuring Cody L…

1
Fun, Maximized 57:32

4+ y ago57:32

57:32

It’s the MaxFunDrive! Alden is here to tell you all the crazy stuff we’re doing for our 5th and final season - stuff YOU can help us do by joining Maximum Fun. Then we present an episode of another great MaxFun show, Dead Pilots Society, featuring our own Moujan Zolfaghari plus a bunch of hilarious people including Maria Bamford (and they’re droppi…

1
501: O Others, Who Art Thou?! 58:56

4+ y ago58:56

58:56

Starring: Jeremy Bent as C-53, Hark Tartigast and Zalcatron 5000 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar and Jeremiah Frankenfurter Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as AJ, Rolphus Tiddle and Centurion Tiddle Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Seesu Gundu and Justin Ballwheat Edited by Seth Lind Sound design and mix by Shane O’Connell …