Best Dave Longley Podcasts (2025)

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Episode 57 - Remember when? 10:50

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3d ago10:50

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A lovely trip down memory lane! Why not sign up the Dave Longley Breakfast Show Patreon? It is a measly £2 and helps me buy badly need equipment and clean drinking waterBy Dave Longley

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Episode 55 - Health! 10:22

17d ago10:22

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Taking your calls on the topic of health!! Full episodes on the Dave Longley Breakfast Show PatreonBy Dave Longley

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Episode 54 - The cultural enrichment of public defecation 12:39

23d ago12:39

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Taking YOUR calls on this enticing topic! This is a short preview of the full podcast. To enjoy the full depravity, you need to have some skin in the game. Just £2 a month and you can listen to something you can't tell anyone else about. You coward.By Dave Longley

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Episode 53 - Is punching down in comedy okay? 11:47

1M ago11:47

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Is it ever OK to make fun of those less fortunate than ourselves? We are taking YOUR calls in order to discuss this tricky moral issue. PLUS!!! All your travel and weather, not to mention reading your comments! 10 minutes free, then you have to get some skin in teh game. £2 a month isn't much so don't be tight.…

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Episode 52 - On the tricky topic of terrorism 10:39

1M ago10:39

10:39

Remember terrorism?By Dave Longley

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Episode 51 - Embarrassing stories 11:20

2M ago11:20

11:20

Taking YOUR calls and reading YOUR comments about all those embarrassing moments in life that you'd rather forget! Featuring Radio 4, suicide bombers, Tom Binns, constipation, seppuku, double murder and The Krankies. PLUS!! All your travel and weather for the region. Full episode on the Patreon which is just £2 a month. Sign up and become culpable.…

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Episode 50 - Shoplifting 10:04

2M ago10:04

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Taking YOUR calls on the sticky topic of shoplifting! Turkish ambassador Memet Yama calls in to complain about British tourists, Weird Wally gives us his thoughts and Jenny gives us the perspective of a security guard. Full episode on the patreon for reasons that will become obvious once you've signed up. Don't be tight.…

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Episode 48 - BACK ON THE AIR! 14:10

2M ago14:10

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Back where I belong! Taking YOUR calls and reading YOUR comments on the topic of HIV! How can we all be positive and how can we remove stigma. PLUS!! Travel and weather! DOUBLE PLUS!! FGM of the week!! Full episode only on the patreon for reasons that should be obvious. Just £2 a month which is incredibly cheap and why not be supportive instead of …

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Episode 47 - Vera Lynn with HIV singing in Khosian 10:12

2M ago10:12

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Full episodes (over 45 mins long usually) only on the Patreon because you need to have skin in the game to get the good filth. Sign up, sign in, sign on and come on (my tits)By Dave Longley

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Episode 46 - The upside of being positive 9:48

3M ago9:48

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THIS IS NOT THE FULL EPISODE. To the listen to the full hour long episode, stop being a tight shit and sign uyp to the patreon for just £2 a month. Dead simple and you can listen wherever the fuck you like.By Dave Longley

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Episode 45 - The fascinating taxonomy of coconuts 8:25

3M ago8:25

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Sign up to the patreon to listen to the full episode. Support you local podcaster, get some skin in the game. It's only £2 which is 50p an episode which is nothing. Jesus. Don't make me beg.By Dave Longley

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Episode 44 - The consequences of making delicious faggots 9:42

3M ago9:42

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Dave pays the price for being on Live at the Apollo. Reginald takes a trip down memory lane, Emperor Naruhito seeks clarification on certain technical terms and the Concerned Comedians Collective makes it's presence felt. Full episodes are now only on the patreon because this isn't communism and it's just me and it takes loads of work and oh god pl…

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Episode 43 - Meatballs made from minced off cuts and offal mixed with herbs 33:40

3M ago33:40

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Dave turns heads at the BBC with his stand up comedy resulting in a search for faggots. To listen to the FULL episode please sign up to the Patreon. It only takes a few moments and then you can listen to the full episode where a new world record is set. It only costs £2 a month and you get little extras like hand relief and topless photos. This isn…

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Episode 42 - What do we say to the God of Death? 8:31

4M ago8:31

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Dave tries comedy therapy and becomes the talk of the grapevine, gets cold called by a comedy mentor and is further comedy coached by Ben. Sign up to the patreon to listen to the full, deeply offensive episode. It is only two english pounds which is nothing really. Don't give it to a charity that just hands the money over to a war lord. Give it to …

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Episode 40 - Man's Best Friend 10:50

4M ago10:50

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David gets a call which enables him to talk publicly about dogs with Brian, a prize is given, tears are shed and Ben Silversmith calls to offer Dave some Comedy Therapy. To listen to the full episode, please sign up to the Patreon and get some skin in the game.By Dave Longley

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Episode 38 - VD Day: Victory in Derby 9:18

5M ago9:18

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After eating one ton of Japanese rice, the rats launch an all out assault on Gill Convenience Store after a terrorist attack. Jagpesh and Dave are the only ones there to defend the onslaught, but it is only Wong who can save the day. Sign up to the patreon to listen to the full episode. Don't make it awkward.…

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Episode 37 - Selective dementia and something else I can't remember 18:42

5M ago18:42

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Brian can't remember, an unwelcome leaving gift, 12 packs of butter and a driving mosque. Full episodes are now only available on the Patreon. Signing up is very quick and each episode works out to about 50 pence. The Dave Longley Breakfast Show on Patreon for all the goodness! I love you? Does that help?…

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Episode 36 - Six tons of Japanese rice and a floppy wand 13:03

5M ago13:03

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Reminiscing, an unexpected delivery, arguing with an emperor, meowing ingredients and sourcing balloons for the North West's premier children's entertainer. For the full episode head over to my Patreon (Dave Longley Breakfast Show Patreon on google) Skin in the game means you get more of what you love and it helps keep the lights on…

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Episode 35 - Posters in the window 9:20

5M ago9:20

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Rubbing it through a sari, BBC test Dave, the recent ruling, 6 tons of rice and Roy 'Chubby' BrownBy Dave Longley

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Episode 34 - Pissing in condensed milk AKA a pint of c*m and a packet of digestives 12:02

5M ago12:02

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Dave gives up on a micro penis, starts a new job, meets new brother and takes his first tentative steps back towards hosting his breakfast show again. Full episode is 45 mins long, with the whole episode on the Patreon! That's right! It's not like I can tour this so gimme 50p for an episode FFS. The others have subsidised you long enough. This isn'…

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Episode 33 - It's nice to catch up 14:38

6M ago14:38

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Brian is starving, Jenny phones up with an update about her race transition, Dave and Gurjit reconcile and Ben calls in asking for help turning a hobby into his profession. The conversation with Ben is the entire reason most of this podcast is Patreon only! Sign up and get involved.By Dave Longley

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Episode 32 - The flapping of wings 45:06

6M ago45:06

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The extended version of this is on the Patreon which you should sign up to because you think this is free? You don't think it costs me? You tight fisted wank.By Dave Longley

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Episode 31 - Only if you push back... 37:09

6M ago37:09

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Headphones for this one. Sign up to the Patreon and help keep the lights on. Leave a review. Don't be a prick.By Dave Longley

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Episode 30 - Best Medicine 34:46

6M ago34:46

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Leave a review. Why not follow on one of the many social media platforms which are available. Even better, sign up to the Patreon and receive oral pleasure as well as aural pleasure. Don't make me beg. Instagram Facebook PatreonBy Dave Longley

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Episode 29 - Help lie in 39:21

7M ago39:21

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Sign up to Patreon to help keep the lights on! Also, if you don't I will exact revenge on you and your family! Follow on insta for a free topless pic (women only) Follow on YouTube for a free dick pic (all sexes)By Dave Longley

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Episode 28 - Hell plying 56:11

7M ago56:11

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I know where you live so if you don't sign up to the patreon and help keep up this charade, I'll come to your house and finish you off in your sleep and you'll wake up and wonder why your underwear is all wet and you feel chilled. Instagram Facebook PatreonBy Dave Longley

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EPISODE 27 - Help Lion 47:26

7M ago47:26

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Sign up to the Patreon or will reek a terrible vengeance upon you and your kin. Instagram Facebook PatreonBy Dave Longley

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Episode 26 - Judgement Day 1:06:56

7M ago1:06:56

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Does the punishment fit the crime? Sign up the patreon you ass holes. You get extra episodes and shizzle. Honest. Arse holes. Instagram Facebook PatreonBy Dave Longley

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Episode 25 - How do you want to die? 44:36

8M ago44:36

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Asking the big questions and hearing YOUR answers! Huey the North East biscuit magnate calls in, an update from Dave and Brian tells us about his near death experience. PLUS!! All your travel and weather! Instagram Facebook PatreonBy Dave Longley

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Episode 24 - Hobbies and interests 1:00:29

8M ago1:00:29

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Francois calls in to tell us all about moving from France to follow his passion, Brian tells us about shooting cats with BB guns and Ben Silversmith goes over the fine art of knicker sniffing. PLUS!! All your comments, weather AND TRAVEL! Instagram Facebook PatreonBy Dave Longley

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Episode 23 - Is it still OK to be gay? 40:07

8M ago40:07

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Taking YOUR calls and YOUR comments on the hot topics nobody else dare discuss. We want to hear from YOU and get YOUR opinions on this hottest of hot topics. Live from the heart of Derby, we get your day started the right way. Instagram Facebook PatreonBy Dave Longley

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Episode 22 - Get a job! 46:50

8M ago46:50

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Live and alive, we are taking YOUR calls and hopefully getting you back into work. We want to hear from you with your job related issues, as we get expert help from experienced recruitment expert, Phil. PLUS all your travel and weather! DOUBLE PLUS!! Opinion Cow moderates her behaviour. Instagram Facebook Patreon…

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Episode 21 - DIY Disasters 31:03

8M ago31:03

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Taking YOUR calls to chat about your DIY mishaps LOLOL as well as reading YOUR comments. PLUS!! Travel and weather in Derby and the surrounding areas. New release day of Wednesday going forward. Sign up to the patreon for lots of extra goodies like hand relief. Instagram Facebook PatreonBy Dave Longley

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Cumpilation 2 - The Revenge 1:59:43

9M ago1:59:43

1:59:43

A highlight of episodes 10-18. Something you can share with your friends. Normal service will be resumed next week. It's free so get off my fucking back. Unless you are a Patreon in which case I luuuuuurve you.By Dave Longley

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Cumpilation - 1 2:03:23

9M ago2:03:23

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Some bits from the first ten episodes, condensed into 2 hours of podcasting you can share because it doesn't have any ads or movie reviews. Patreon InstagramBy Dave Longley

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Episode 20 - What is wrong with the country? 59:48

9M ago59:48

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What is wring with the country??!!! We are taking YOUR calls on this hot topic. PLUS!! Exclusive interview with Dr. Claw as well as Traffic, Travel and SPEED CAMERA NEWS!!! Everything you need to start your day the right way. Sign up to the patreon you pussy. PatreonBy Dave Longley

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Episode 19 - Tomato/Tomato Cashmere/Kashmir 34:00

9M ago34:00

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By Dave Longley

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Episode 18 - Ebony and Ivory (and all that's in between) 49:15

10M ago49:15

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We are taking YOUR calls on the topic of racial harmony and positivity! PLUS! movie reviews. DOUBLE PLUS!! Travel and weather. TRIPLE PLUS!!! Ben from Borrowash. Everything you need to get your day started the right way. Instagram Facebook PatreonBy Dave Longley

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Episode 17 - Women are AWESOME! 48:56

10M ago48:56

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We are taking YOUR calls (only if you're a woman) about why women are so awesome! As usual, we have all your travel and weather PLUS!! The Opinion Cow DOUBLE PLUS!! A new sponsor for the weather! Why not share this podcast with your trusted friends? Through WhatsApp, obvs. Instagram Facebook PatreonBy Dave Longley

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Episode 16 - Why are women such untrustworthy snakes? 40:16

10M ago40:16

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Taking your calls on this most personal of topics. PLUS!! Reading your Facebook comments. DOUBLE PLUS!! Travel and weather! TRIPLE PLUS!!! Movie reviews. Patreon is appreciated because this shit ain't cheap. Also, why not be a dear and leave a review? I love you. Instagram Facebook PatreonBy Dave Longley

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Episode 15 - Relay-shun-ships 50:39

10M ago50:39

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Relationships!! What are they all about? We're talking the emotional stuff, not the good stuff. PLUS!! Another quiz! DOUBLE PLUS!! All your travel and weather. TRIPLE PLUS!!! An apology for the previous broadcast. Patreon is appreciated because this shit ain't cheap. Also, why not be a dear and leave a review? I love you. Instagram Facebook Patreon…

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Episode 14 - Derby's Got Talent 42:25

11M ago42:25

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Today, we're finding out about your hidden (and not so hidden!) talents! Taking YOUR calls and finding out if Derby has some talent! PLUS!! All the travel and weather you need to make accurate predictions about you should conduct yourself for the remainder of the day. DOUBLE PLUS!! Speed Camera NEWS! Instagram Facebook Patreon…

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Episode 13 - O-BEE-CITY 51:59

11M ago51:59

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Obesity! Is there too much? Not enough? Should we be teaching obesity in schools? We are taking YOUR calls and reading YOUR Facebook comments! PLUS!! Weather and travel. DOUBLE PLUS!! Movie reviews! Instagram Facebook PatreonBy Dave Longley

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Episode 12 - Podcasts! Podcasts everywhere! 50:27

11M ago50:27

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We are talking to YOU about podcasts! Are they the future? Is radio dead? PLUS!! Travel and weather. DOUBLE PLUS!! A quiz where you get to win tickets to a religious building! TRIPLE PLUSSS! The Opinion Cow. Instagram Facebook PatreonBy Dave Longley

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Episode 11 - Food, glorious food 46:35

11M ago46:35

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We are talking about food! What is your favourite food? What restaurants do you like to frequent? Do you like to cook? We want to hear from YOU! Taking your comments and calls. PLUS!! Travel and weather. DOUBLE PLUS!! Opinion Cow. Patreon only costs £1.44 because I chose dollars so it's even more of a bargain to show your love. Instagram Facebook P…

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Episode 10 - Conspiracy theories 38:54

12M ago38:54

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On today's show it's all about conspiracy theories! Moon landings real? JFK? Whatever you want to talk about. PLUS! All your travel and weather, not mention comments and your calls. DOUBLE PLUS!! Speed camera news! TRIPLE PLUS! The Opinion Cow gets in on the action. Experts, normal people, everything you need to start your day the right way. Instag…

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Episode 9 - Let's Talk Movies! 36:39

12M ago36:39

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Who doesn't love the movies?! We are taking your calls and reading your comments. PLUS! Opinion Cow gets involved and shares her thoughts on Hollywood. DOUBLE PLUS!! Travel, weather and Speed Camera Watch! Everything you need to start your day the right day. Instagram Facebook PatreonBy Dave Longley

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Episode 8 - Can't say anything these days! 48:28

12M ago48:28

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Support the pod for just £2! Patreon! Jesus Christ. I need it. Thanks. On this week’s episode: CEN*ORSHIP! Is it good, is it bad, and why can't you say things anymore? Is censorship a force for good, or should we be allowed freedom of expression? PLUS!! Your travel and DOUBLE PLUS!! Opinion Cow. Taking your calls and giving you all the travel info …

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Episode 7 - Crime, what is it good for? 50:00

1y ago50:00

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CRIME! We are taking your calls to get YOUR opinions, plus we talk to legal expert Jeremy Keyhole QC (KC) and get some great information. ALSO! Emperor Naruhtio calls in to give his take. PLUS!! All your travel and weather. What better way to start the day? Support this station via the patreon link below. Just £2 a month ffs. Instagram Facebook Pat…

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Episode 6 - Ghosts, Psychics and Witches 40:00

1y ago40:00

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GHOSTS! PSYCHICS! WITCHES! This week we delve into the paranormal and make some startling discoveries from a professional ghost expert. PLUS! A live psychic reading as well as all your comments. DOUBLE PLUS!! Two movie reviews as well as all your travel and weather Instagram Facebook PatreonBy Dave Longley