Best Daniel Crary Podcasts (2025)

Geordi gets programmed into a sleeper agent for the Romulans to cause a war with the Klingons. Can the crew discover and reverse the programing before all out war is declared?By Secret Weapon Productions

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Ep. 23 The Host! 39:08

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Dr. Crusher falls for an alien ambassador who turns out out to be a parasite known as a Trill! But she he has to jump host bodies, can she navigate the change, or will she be weird prude about it? Featuring returning guest MaiaMama!By Secret Weapon Productions

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498: The Fetish Special 21:39

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Always the spanksmaid, kiss club for men, and Dan's transition of the year.By Secret Weapon Productions

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Ep. 22 Half A Life! 56:22

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Lwaxana returns! But when the keeper of the sacred rings (and all that shit) falls for an alien scientist who is doomed to die for because no one in his culture is allowed to live past the age of 60. But will new research that could save his people prevent this Logan’s Run in space? Featuring special guest Maria Tholl!…

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497: Serf's Up! 19:52

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A tepid defense of Jimmy Kimmel, port of law, and Dan's pregnant?!By Secret Weapon Productions

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496: Completely Neutral 23:34

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Dan's tattoo tributes, a shameful puppet show story, and the #1 pick for the commune draft.By Secret Weapon Productions

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Ep. 21 The Drumhead! 53:14

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An accident leads to internal investigation onboard the Enterprise! But as the investigation turns into a witch hunt, Picard himself will have defend his actions to a military tribunal! Maia Mama returns to guest on this special extended episode!By Secret Weapon Productions

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Ep. 20 Qpid! 48:09

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Q is back, and ready to fuck with Picard and his love life! In order to “pay him back” for their last encounter, Q sets up an elaborate Robin Hood fantasy for Picard and his former lover Vash! Can the crew defeat the Sir Guy of Gisbourne and release Maid Marian (Vash) before time runs out? Featuring guest star Amara Fehring (no relation)!…

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495: The Best Car For Faking Your Death 27:56

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RFKLickingToilet.gov, Austin's reverse conversion camps, and Clark's terminal Betty Davis eyes.By Secret Weapon Productions

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Ep. 19 The Nth Degree 31:16

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Lt. Barclay goes from Zero to Hero when he goes full Computer Wore Tennis Shoes and becomes a super smart competent guy for once! But as his brain expands, the origin of this sudden brain power is called into question. But, can the source of the intelligence be discovered and reversed before Barclay grows too powerful?…

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Ep. 18 Identity Crisis! 25:56

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When Geordi’s old crew begins dying off under wild circumstances, the only way to solve the mystery is return to an old away mission with a past commander. But when the answer is mutation by parasite, can they save the crew and Geordi before everyone gets their DNA rewritten?By Secret Weapon Productions

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494: Guy With Pepper Grinder, My New Nemesis 22:57

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Don't you dare call Saul, Rambo Jesus, and showing and/or selling hole.By Secret Weapon Productions

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Ep. 17 Night Terrors! 29:37

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Madness and mayhem strike as a mysterious affliction prevents the crew of the Enterprise from reaching R.E.M sleep! As hallucinations set in, it’s up to Troi and Data to find a solution! But will they survive long enough to solve the problem?By Secret Weapon Productions

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Ep. 16 Galaxy's Child 27:31

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Geordi La Forge gets to meet the real Dr. Leah Brahms, and oh boy is it something. Guinan is in this one though! (Please listen)By Secret Weapon Productions

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493: Widdle Baby Has Diplomatic Immunity 23:35

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Fisting Wolverine, Dan at the movies, and WLWWLWL.By Secret Weapon Productions

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Ep. 15 First Contact! 34:28

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Riker is discovered as an under cover alien on a pre-warp planet. Can the crew of the Enterprise rescue him before he’s dissected or will he have to f*ck his way out?By Secret Weapon Productions

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Ep. 14 Clues! 30:12

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The Meh Generation Returns! The 14th episode of TNG welcomes us back with a mystery! When the crew finds themselves missing an entire day, Captain Picard leads a the charge to discover the truth of what happened and figure out who on the crew is lying??By Secret Weapon Productions

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492: Even More Dune Lore 23:59

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Dan's on a quaalude bender, the ghost of Casey Kasem, and top 10 dead fascists.By Secret Weapon Productions

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Captain's Log: We're Coming Back B*tches! 7:05

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Five years later…Your intrepid hosts have returned to get this f*cking show on the road! After four years of the initial run - The Original Series, Animated Series, Original Films, and the first three and half season of Next Gen - Dan and Cam are back to finish out season four of TNG and launch back into the Meh Generation! Stay tuned and keep on T…

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491: Infertile Out Both Ends 22:47

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Weekend predictions, Enby riddles, and Dan's train crash fetish.By Secret Weapon Productions

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490: AI Podcast Fraud 23:49

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Austin killed the Cyclops, all jeans no subtext, and sponsored by NoGag.By Secret Weapon Productions

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489: Infinite Gams 22:45

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Clark's various newsletters, shameful soda facts, and Whitney's getting Jolene'd.By Secret Weapon Productions

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488: Lavussy 20:10

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Grundleworm, Austin's gonna kill god, and someone to love and share-hold.By Secret Weapon Productions

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487: Super-Valhalla 26:05

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Hellgooner, fun new Weird Al lore, and no such thing as Epstein.By Secret Weapon Productions

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486: The Swill-marillion 22:35

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Little matchstick Dan, Austin's good drug advice, and all Dugtrios are buff underground.By Secret Weapon Productions

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485: The Peckish Teat 22:03

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Dan's FJG's, "smuggling lizards", and affogato gelato.By Secret Weapon Productions

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484: Call It Rockefeller 22:41

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Tragedy Commons, not making it political, and seeking a gelato endorsement.By Secret Weapon Productions

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483: Agent 47's Kate Micucci Disguise 22:28

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Ennui-eez Nuts, 28 Twinks Later, and a cuck chair purchasing guide.By Secret Weapon Productions

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482: Daddy's Home 21:58

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The Supremes Court, sleepin' in the 2-ply, and 877-CAW-SNOW.By Secret Weapon Productions

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481: He's Got Slay But He's Not A Slayer 22:28

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Rat Pack fanfic, Dan wants to do an Akira, and Happy Pride one and all!By Secret Weapon Productions

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480: A Sex Dungeon Full of Klingons 19:25

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Poor man's toes, a t.A.T.u tattoo, and unhinge your throat.By Secret Weapon Productions

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479: Gesticular Torsion 23:31

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Baby got Beck, on that nipple grind-set, and The Assed Of Us.By Secret Weapon Productions

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478: King Of The God Of War 20:54

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Bad My Fair Lady, Cease and Deez Nuts, and Austin the Fibonacci man.By Secret Weapon Productions

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477: Ozymandias, King Of Feet 21:54

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Yes We And, Tommy Knockers, and a sovereign citizen in the Feywilds.By Secret Weapon Productions

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476: Clark's Unnamed Erotic Musical About Beer 30:42

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Featuring such songs as: Barley Know'er, Hop Tuah, and I need a Frau Right Now.By Secret Weapon Productions

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475: Cameron's Cult-And-Switch 32:25

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Clock-Woke Orange, 20 Minutes Of Gorka, and Dan's big bootstrap.By Secret Weapon Productions

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474: Anne's True Crime Podcast 25:08

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Clark's Cavern, steampunk bog witch, and got by Goggins.By Secret Weapon Productions

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473: Puddle Of Argon 22:30

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Cosmic sovereign citizen, Austin's pamphlets, and Rockhard Martin.By Secret Weapon Productions

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472: PopDan.gov 23:33

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A Dan of constant sorrow, a passive-aggressive top, and Bob Iger must pay for furries.By Secret Weapon Productions

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471: Crave The Cave 24:10

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Teledildonics, the Sounding of Music, and 10 most boring ways to die.By Secret Weapon Productions

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470: Peppermint Gnarls Barkley 19:33

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Seed oils, almost smoochin' cowboys, and Austin is a straw man that came to life.By Secret Weapon Productions

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469: Conclave 2: Altar Boy's Revenge 22:43

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Neuroromancer, Austin's first week at DOGE, and Michael Caine as Ben Franklin.By Secret Weapon Productions

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468: Playing The Hits 22:30

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Disneyland's Watergate Experience, 2025 Oscar predictions, and relatable eldritch stand-up.By Secret Weapon Productions

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467: ASIB - All Science Is Bones 28:30

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Devil Fruits are vaccines, Keyser Soze a Walleye, and Nick refuses to learn the true meaning of Christmas.By Secret Weapon Productions

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466: Two Bushes In Bikinis NOT Kissing 20:51

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Green drips, Clark's crime era, and that boy deserves a Bitcoin.By Secret Weapon Productions

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465: The Secret Green Day Musical 25:07

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Zyn is RAM, Austin's famous RFK impression, and bear in the big blue house of representatives.By Secret Weapon Productions