Austin and Dan bring you a Podcast that’s really good for leaving on so that your dog thinks someone is home.
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Daniel Crary Podcasts
Cam is a Trekkie and Dan is... not. Together they will attempt to watch and discuss every episode of Star Trek ever made. Join them for endless nostalgia and glaring criticism as they boldly go where many have gone before.
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Maia and Adair love Disney Channel Original Movies. They also love drinking and over explaining their opinions. Every other week they will be adding the two things your childhood entertainment was missing: whiskey and running commentary.
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Ancient memes, angry mob crowdsourcing, and carry-on emotional baggage.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Geordi gets programmed into a sleeper agent for the Romulans to cause a war with the Klingons. Can the crew discover and reverse the programing before all out war is declared?By Secret Weapon Productions
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Dr. Crusher falls for an alien ambassador who turns out out to be a parasite known as a Trill! But she he has to jump host bodies, can she navigate the change, or will she be weird prude about it? Featuring returning guest MaiaMama!By Secret Weapon Productions
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Always the spanksmaid, kiss club for men, and Dan's transition of the year.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Lwaxana returns! But when the keeper of the sacred rings (and all that shit) falls for an alien scientist who is doomed to die for because no one in his culture is allowed to live past the age of 60. But will new research that could save his people prevent this Logan’s Run in space? Featuring special guest Maria Tholl!…
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A tepid defense of Jimmy Kimmel, port of law, and Dan's pregnant?!By Secret Weapon Productions
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Dan's tattoo tributes, a shameful puppet show story, and the #1 pick for the commune draft.By Secret Weapon Productions
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An accident leads to internal investigation onboard the Enterprise! But as the investigation turns into a witch hunt, Picard himself will have defend his actions to a military tribunal! Maia Mama returns to guest on this special extended episode!By Secret Weapon Productions
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Q is back, and ready to fuck with Picard and his love life! In order to “pay him back” for their last encounter, Q sets up an elaborate Robin Hood fantasy for Picard and his former lover Vash! Can the crew defeat the Sir Guy of Gisbourne and release Maid Marian (Vash) before time runs out? Featuring guest star Amara Fehring (no relation)!…
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RFKLickingToilet.gov, Austin's reverse conversion camps, and Clark's terminal Betty Davis eyes.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Lt. Barclay goes from Zero to Hero when he goes full Computer Wore Tennis Shoes and becomes a super smart competent guy for once! But as his brain expands, the origin of this sudden brain power is called into question. But, can the source of the intelligence be discovered and reversed before Barclay grows too powerful?…
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When Geordi’s old crew begins dying off under wild circumstances, the only way to solve the mystery is return to an old away mission with a past commander. But when the answer is mutation by parasite, can they save the crew and Geordi before everyone gets their DNA rewritten?By Secret Weapon Productions
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494: Guy With Pepper Grinder, My New Nemesis
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22:57Don't you dare call Saul, Rambo Jesus, and showing and/or selling hole.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Madness and mayhem strike as a mysterious affliction prevents the crew of the Enterprise from reaching R.E.M sleep! As hallucinations set in, it’s up to Troi and Data to find a solution! But will they survive long enough to solve the problem?By Secret Weapon Productions
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Geordi La Forge gets to meet the real Dr. Leah Brahms, and oh boy is it something. Guinan is in this one though! (Please listen)By Secret Weapon Productions
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Fisting Wolverine, Dan at the movies, and WLWWLWL.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Riker is discovered as an under cover alien on a pre-warp planet. Can the crew of the Enterprise rescue him before he’s dissected or will he have to f*ck his way out?By Secret Weapon Productions
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The Meh Generation Returns! The 14th episode of TNG welcomes us back with a mystery! When the crew finds themselves missing an entire day, Captain Picard leads a the charge to discover the truth of what happened and figure out who on the crew is lying??By Secret Weapon Productions
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Dan's on a quaalude bender, the ghost of Casey Kasem, and top 10 dead fascists.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Five years later…Your intrepid hosts have returned to get this f*cking show on the road! After four years of the initial run - The Original Series, Animated Series, Original Films, and the first three and half season of Next Gen - Dan and Cam are back to finish out season four of TNG and launch back into the Meh Generation! Stay tuned and keep on T…
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Weekend predictions, Enby riddles, and Dan's train crash fetish.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Austin killed the Cyclops, all jeans no subtext, and sponsored by NoGag.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Clark's various newsletters, shameful soda facts, and Whitney's getting Jolene'd.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Grundleworm, Austin's gonna kill god, and someone to love and share-hold.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Hellgooner, fun new Weird Al lore, and no such thing as Epstein.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Little matchstick Dan, Austin's good drug advice, and all Dugtrios are buff underground.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Dan's FJG's, "smuggling lizards", and affogato gelato.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Tragedy Commons, not making it political, and seeking a gelato endorsement.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Ennui-eez Nuts, 28 Twinks Later, and a cuck chair purchasing guide.By Secret Weapon Productions
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The Supremes Court, sleepin' in the 2-ply, and 877-CAW-SNOW.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Rat Pack fanfic, Dan wants to do an Akira, and Happy Pride one and all!By Secret Weapon Productions
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Poor man's toes, a t.A.T.u tattoo, and unhinge your throat.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Baby got Beck, on that nipple grind-set, and The Assed Of Us.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Bad My Fair Lady, Cease and Deez Nuts, and Austin the Fibonacci man.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Yes We And, Tommy Knockers, and a sovereign citizen in the Feywilds.By Secret Weapon Productions
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476: Clark's Unnamed Erotic Musical About Beer
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30:42Featuring such songs as: Barley Know'er, Hop Tuah, and I need a Frau Right Now.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Clock-Woke Orange, 20 Minutes Of Gorka, and Dan's big bootstrap.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Clark's Cavern, steampunk bog witch, and got by Goggins.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Cosmic sovereign citizen, Austin's pamphlets, and Rockhard Martin.By Secret Weapon Productions
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A Dan of constant sorrow, a passive-aggressive top, and Bob Iger must pay for furries.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Teledildonics, the Sounding of Music, and 10 most boring ways to die.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Seed oils, almost smoochin' cowboys, and Austin is a straw man that came to life.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Neuroromancer, Austin's first week at DOGE, and Michael Caine as Ben Franklin.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Disneyland's Watergate Experience, 2025 Oscar predictions, and relatable eldritch stand-up.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Devil Fruits are vaccines, Keyser Soze a Walleye, and Nick refuses to learn the true meaning of Christmas.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Green drips, Clark's crime era, and that boy deserves a Bitcoin.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Zyn is RAM, Austin's famous RFK impression, and bear in the big blue house of representatives.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Darth Fiber, George Lucas' Hollywood tell-all, and Dan's dog doesn't know about Jeremy Piven.By Secret Weapon Productions
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Alt-right orphans, Pogroms and Pilgrims, and I wanna get Jumanji'd into Redwall.By Secret Weapon Productions
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A famously aloof Clark, give Stephen King a moonstone, and an important PSA from Supertramp.By Secret Weapon Productions
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