Best Cup And Nuzzle Podcasts (2025)

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Two Books One Cup: Corporate Psychopaths vs. Dungeons and Dragons 58:58

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Corporate Psychopaths vs. Dungeons and Dragons We learn: Elton can make a connection between his pick and V.D. Ben makes an ‘ok host’ - but no one appreciated his hubris The British accents were the worst Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https:…

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Two Books One Cup: Dungeons & Dragons EP 1 2:00:36

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We take D&D players who have been kicked out of their games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.We learn: Gertie is a shifter wolf with IBS Shy is authentically ‘from the streets’… with her parents money Elton has been sick for kinda a while Glen is that annoying guy at the factory Ben has to put up with all of us. It …

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‘Ringstones’ by Sarban Ch: 10 & 11 55:25

19d ago55:25

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We learn: I decided to give a character a lisp The ‘brown kids’ thing was weird I dropped the lisp. I don’t know why I was going for that. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House b…

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‘Ringstones’ by Sarban Ch: 8 & 9 56:34

2M ago56:34

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We learn: I tried to get through all the boring parts, but its still pretty boring. They’re STILL sexualizing 15yr olds My text for this episode is the same as the last one, because NOTHING CHANGED Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Or gimme…

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Two Books One Cup: Squonk Vs. Citizen Kane 1:01:10

2M ago1:01:10

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Squonk Vs. Citizen Kane We learn: The sound is really bad on this episode Glen can’t thought Citizen Kane would be a shoe-in Gertie hates Orson Welles Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feed…

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‘Ringstones’ by Sarban Ch: 6 & 7 48:25

2M ago48:25

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We learn: I tried to get through all the boring parts, but its still pretty boring. They’re STILL sexualizing 15yr olds I actually think I don’t like this book. What changed? Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud f…

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Two Books One Cup: The Sibley Field Guide to Birds vs. Murder She Wrote 1:12:44

2M ago1:12:44

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: The Sibley Field Guide to Birds vs. Murder She Wrote We learn: Ben Came SUPER prepared Gertie is able to make bird sounds conversationally Elton thinks that Angela Landsburry was actually committing all the murders Check out Ben on “Words About Books” anywhere you l…

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Two Books One Cup: Apple VS ‘A Pegasus for Christmas’ 1:16:25

3M ago1:16:25

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cupThis week: Apple VS ‘A Pegasus for Christmas’We learn: The pegasus story makes nearly no sense Apple makes the most sense Glen wins legitimately! Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: http…

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Two Books One Cup: Marcus Aurelius vs. 2001: A Space Odyssey 1:14:11

3M ago1:14:11

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Marcus Aurelius vs. 2001: A Space Odyssey We learn: Elton is hesitant to get into swinging Gertie is a horrible host Gretchen is a new addition to the cup Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your …

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‘Ringstones’ by Sarban Ch: 1-5 1:42:38

3M ago1:42:38

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We learn: I made a long episode to try to get through he boring parts I really liked this book, but I forgot, somehow, how they sexualize 15yr olds I promise this is a good book! Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/ringstones-sarban/228256?ean=9781627553605&next=t Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read alo…

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Two Books One Cup: Taylor Ham vs. Smorgasbord 1:05:25

3M ago1:05:25

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Taylor Ham vs. Smorgasbord We learn: Hans Christian Anderson was a creep We learn all the parts of a pig and what they’re named Great arguments were made by Elton and Gertie, but Glen won Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.c…

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Gestating the Curious Mind: Brainstorms 'The Story of Matao Gibbs' 1:00:00

4M ago1:00:00

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We think up a story about a child raised in a brothel, and the woman made of cocaine that lives in his kitchen. . Listen Anywhere: https://gestating-the-curious-mind.pinecast.co Paranormal smut novels for the discerning reader. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback on…

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Two Books One Cup: Route 80 vs. the Dictionary 1:08:16

4M ago1:08:16

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cupThis week: Route 80 vs. the DictionaryWe learn: Both highways and dictionaries can be sentient Elton coughs a lot before the act of physical love Glen should have won Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your …

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Two Books One Cup: Celery vs. English People 21:08

5M ago21:08

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Celery vs. English People We learn: Elton made this episode with AI while Gertie and Glen were out of the country We get a glimpse into how Elton wished our show worked There are celery cults Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pineca…

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'31 Horrifying Tales from the Dead' by Drac Von Stoller 43:13

5M ago43:13

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Where we read the finest literature this modern world has to offer and discuss its impact on today’s society We learn: Evil can come from hubris Gertie’s dad has a boat Vampire/Frankenstein’s explode sometimes Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead-drac-von-stoller/12558849?ean=9781540800541&…

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‘The Triumphs of a Taxidermist’ by H. G. Wells 22:04

5M ago22:04

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We learn: I’ve fixed my own knees This story was dumb I didn’t fart once this episode Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/scientific-and-horrific-stories-h-g-wells/18338137?ean=9781513201290&next=t Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip…

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Two Books, One Cup: Guinness World Records vs. Kids Smoking Cigarettes 56:59

5M ago56:59

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup This week: Guinness World Records vs. Kids Smoking Cigarettes We learn: Everyone on the episode LOVES smoking You can keep Big Mac’s in a car for days and they’re still good Elton won only because of a technicality Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https:/…

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Two Books, One Cup: Costco vs. ‘Slaughterhouse-Five’ 1:11:54

6M ago1:11:54

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We learn: People used to get into wet slap-fights We’re going to trademark a prolapsed anus on a shirt You CAN make fun of mimes Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online: https://pinecast.com/feedback/nuzzle-house/7ffda8a1-6a2d-4345-92cf-c07f03e65971…

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‘Four Men in a Cave’ by Stephen Crane 22:50

6M ago22:50

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We learn: We see the result of room temperature chili dogs Small-men are natural leaders Thank you for letting me finish in the bathroom Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-complete-short-stories-of-stephen-crane-100-tales-novellas-maggie-the-open-boat-blue-hotel-the-monster-the-little-regiment-stephen-crane/17142459?ean=9…

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James Joyce’s Love Letters to Nora Barnacle 32:38

6M ago32:38

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We learn: This man LOVED farts I had to filter out the really bad ones His girlfriend was wild Go on, read it for yourself: https://youtu.be/4BdV07aPE_8?si=4Wra-LIdX3IL5Mkm Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Se…

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‘Janice Breast and the Sex Book’ by A.I. 16:42

6M ago16:42

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We learn: A.I. Does better than you’d think. But it’s still lame The only last name I could think of was ‘Breast’ Maybe A.I. is good, because it threw in ‘piss colored hair’ for some reason. Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/j…

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‘About Barbers’ by Mark Twain 23:24

6M ago23:24

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We learn: I guess barbers are annoying? Greatest American author I went to an old fashioned barber once. It wasn’t good. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-complete-short-stories-of-mark-twain-mark-twain/192380?ean=9780553211955&next=t Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Suppor…

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‘The Cat’ by Banjo Paterson 21:53

7M ago21:53

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We learn: This author doesn’t like animals having ‘agency’ I have nothing to talk about This author isn’t as horrible as most I learn about Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/7-best-short-stories-cats-saki/20248817?ean=9786589575108&next=t Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Suppor…

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‘Nanny for the Soldier Bear' by Meg Ripley 1:29:28

7M ago1:29:28

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We learn: That the ‘shifting bear’ analogy can be used to represent a lack of a religious compass This work is laden with the powerful symbol of ‘the mother’ Every sexual encounter involves confronting the ghosts of your partner’s previous sexual conquests. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/shifter-daddies-a-paranormal-roman…

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‘The Empire of the Necromancers’ by Clark Ashton Smith 40:38

7M ago40:38

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We learn: My God, did I just find an author that isn’t human garbage? AGAIN with the sci-fi names! I wanted to keep this gentle author separate from all the others by reading in a closet. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-empire-of-the-necromancers-and-three-others-clark-ashton-smith/11154862?ean=9781434458612&next=t…

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'The Fearsome Touch of Death’ by Robert E. Howard 26:43

7M ago26:43

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We learn: Another author who is a horrible person This story is clearly his attempt to impress Lovecraft Rubber gloves are ALWAYS wet Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-fearsome-touch-of-death-robert-e-howard/11655811?ean=9781304999160&next=t&next=t Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for…

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‘A Bottomless Grave’ by Ambrose Bierce 37:29

8M ago37:29

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We learn: I don’t know what a ‘farce’ is Ambrose Bierce can get weird I only drank 3 White Claws- I’m FINE Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/a-bottomless-grave-and-other-victorian-tales-of-terror-hugh-lamb/BbM2gCVQzFHUatzQ?ean=9780486114378&next=t&digital=t Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read alou…

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'Beyond Lies the Wub' by by Phillip K. Dick 42:30

8M ago42:30

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We learn: When I think of how to re-vamp my show, it just becomes a seperate show The first story was weird I should get my bladder checked Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/beyond-lies-the-wub-philip-k-dick/U8HTQuQ7ScztMpus?ean=9781974998517&next=t&digital=t Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read al…

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'Hellflower' by George O. Smith CH 21 & 23 15:48

8M ago15:48

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We learn: America is FINE. NOTHING horrible is happening and I’m NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT I just skipped a whole chapter because I’m sick of this book In the end, the book basically had no point. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com…

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'Hellflower' by George O. Smith CH 19 & 20 54:59

9M ago54:59

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We learn: The Cadillac Ranch restaurant doesn’t make any sense I seriously don’t know how this story can end Elon Musk never stops being an idiot Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. …

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'Hellflower' by George O. Smith CH 17 & 18 54:26

9M ago54:26

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We learn: A chapter can still be really boring My leg is FINE Another near-sexual-assult but not enough for me to officially stop reading this Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Sup…

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'The Rise of the Crimson Claus' by Chat GPT 31:37

9M ago31:37

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We learn: A.I. can actually make a funny story My boss’s boss’s boss love shit like this The story of uprising was inspiring Go on, read it for yourself: chatGPT.com (With my prompts) Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzz…

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'Hellflower' by George O. Smith CH 15 & 16 49:49

9M ago49:49

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We learn: Both chapters were completely useless My beautiful dancers knees have made me get a fat leg I’ve become a huge fan of heating pads lately Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups…

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'Hellflower' by George O. Smith CH 13 & 14 57:03

10M ago57:03

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We learn: People who are into board games are really aggressive I WANT to like this author, but he keeps finding ways to prevent that My wife can’t understand why I keep reading this book Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com You…

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'Hellflower' by George O. Smith CH 12 34:18

10M ago34:18

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We learn: My dad suffers from Chicken Leg I nearly was able to drop this story- but nope. He’s just playing with us I’m trying to reimagine my basement Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown…

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'Hellflower' by George O. Smith CH 10 & 11 52:06

10M ago52:06

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We learn: I’ve been told to stop caring and let the world see the real Glen I still hate reading this book I never knew a fight scene could be so boring. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for gro…

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'Hellflower' by George O. Smith CH 8 & 9 39:19

11M ago39:19

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We learn: FUUUUUCK Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzzle-house Send us your feedback online:…

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'Hellflower' by George O. Smith CH 7 42:48

11M ago42:48

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We learn: I guess a woman’s worth is based on if they look classy or not I’m just waiting for this book to go south so I can drop it and move on Apparently the height of a women matters- unless she’s hot. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=9781948316439 Listen anywhere:nu…

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The Mystery Story episode 27:06

11M ago27:06

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We learn: I’m an artist that likes to sit around and listen to his own stuff I can’t wait to get rid of these sweaty pumpkins Thank god we don’t need poetry anymore Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-raven-edgar-allen-poe/6603490?ean=9781941667132 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups…

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More ‘The Little Oregon Book of Horrors’ by Baki 34:59

11M ago34:59

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We learn: If you live somewhere with a pronunciation that is complicated- don’t live there I’m drinking a cursed white claw I guess you can create the perfect crime- that your kids can watch? Go on, read it for yourself: https://baki.cc Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing…

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‘The Little Oregon Book of Horrors’ by Baki 46:23

12M ago46:23

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We learn: Don’t hike with someone who uses you as bear food I kinda didn’t like that I was reading some of this in a ‘funny voice’ Nature doesn’t care if you’re in love Go on, read it for yourself:https://baki.cc Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https…

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‘Beyond the wall’ & ‘A Cold Night’ by Ambrose Bierce 38:27

12M ago38:27

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We learn: You never have to stop flirting with chicks- even if they’re dead My wet pumpkins are back Just because you shoot someone in the head, it doesn’t mean they’re dead yet. Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/the-ghost-stories-of-ambrose-bierce-ambrose-bierce/10656164?ean=9781515427995 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com You…

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‘Hellflower’ by George O. Smith CH 5&6 36:50

12M ago36:50

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We learn: I didn’t know you could ‘bury someone in space’ by just ejecting them into space I got bees in my house Apparently women’s legs can ‘twinkle’ Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/books?affiliate=12554&keywords= Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributin…

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'Hellflower' by George O. Smith CH 3&4 51:07

1y ago51:07

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We learn: I hate that this author doesn’t think very highly of women I hate that our protagonist is horny all the time I hate that none of the characters have an opinion on this flower beyond “It’s unfortunate about the addiction” Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower-heathen-edition-george-o-smith/19899197?ean=978194…

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Glen Reads Books: 'Hellflower' by George O. Smith CH 1&2 56:11

1y ago56:11

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We learn: Just like a YouTuber, if you kill 33 people you can just apologize and get back to work Apparently a ‘spacer’ is a spaceship. I’m really hoping this book doesn’t normalize this sexual assault flower like Bill Cosby’s comedy routines did for the ‘Spanish fly’ in the 1970s Go on, read it for yourself: https://bookshop.org/p/books/hellflower…

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Glen Reads Books: 'Time for survival’ by George O. Smith 23:36

1y ago23:36

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We learn: Just because something is short and punchy- doesn’t mean it’s good Maybe the author was only given 8 pages to write so this wasn’t their fault? I’m going to become a sweaty pig at the state fair tomorrow Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/70148 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for gr…

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Glen Reads Books: ‘Horsesense Hank does his bit’ by Nelson S. Bond 1:02:48

1y ago1:02:48

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We learn: My wife sings along to ‘that thing you do’ movie- which is a solid 2 hours of singing the same song over, and over. Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/74226 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.co…

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Gestating the Curious Mind Reads: 'The Cat Curse' Part 2 40:48

1y ago40:48

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We've decided to call this: 'The Afternoon of the Cursing at the Grocery Store of the Cat People' We read the story about a man who LOVES Garfield. Listen Anywhere: https://gestating-the-curious-mind.pinecast.co Paranormal smut novels for the discerning reader. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuz…

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Glen Reads Books: ‘My past is mine’ by Gerda Rhoads 36:06

1y ago36:06

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We learn: My science fiction was horse shit I’m not smart enough to understand this story I pee a lot and it’s FINE Go on, read it for yourself: https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/74205 Listen anywhere:nuzzlehouse.com Your bedtime story read aloud for grown ups. Support Nuzzle House by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/nuzz…

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Glen Reads Books: 'Scared to Death' and ‘Spells of Death’ by by Drac Von Stoller 48:33

1y ago48:33

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We learn: Drac and I are roughly the same age If you’re on a revenge spree- feel free to skip over people who aren’t as important Don’t be an elitist- flash fiction is FINE Go on, read it for yourself:https://bookshop.org/books/31-horrifying-tales-from-the-dead/9781540800541 Visit https://www.nuzzlehouse.com for show info. Your bedtime story read a…