Best Constant Geekery Podcasts (2025)

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Episode 321: Insufficient Pig Sphincters

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Nhat has issues with his buggy Madden 26 game. He gripes about Electronic Arts monopolizing video game sports. We touch a little on the passing of Mastodon’s Brent Hinds. Nhat tries to decode why he left a cryptic note for himself about a seagull stealing a sandwich until he finally […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 320: Constantly Shifting Hippo Testicles And Octopus Massages

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We start talking about how much needless information TikTok feeds us. Tony keeps getting misidentified for some random person. Tony vents about his constant house remodeling. We talk about getting a massage by someone with no arms, using only their feet and also getting a pizza made by the same […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 319: Thank You, Ozzy

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We start off talking about the passing of Ozzy Osbourne and that conversation is littered throughout the podcast. We also play an Ozzy inspired Music and Movies game. Tony misses his chance to see Paul McCartney’s concert. Del Taco comes back to Nhat’s neighborhood, so naturally, we had to have […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 318: The Dangers Of Reverse Anal

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We start off talking about shows and the obnoxious amount of ads nowadays. Then we go into AI generated speech clips and concept movies. Nhat does a movie review for “Love Me” and Tony does one for “Other People.” Tony’s cousin wants to see Metallica, much to his chagrin. We […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 317: Chinese Vagina Lasers

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Nhat comes across an item on Aliexpress that makes dubious and potentially dangerous claims. We talk about all of the local stores closing down. Tony goes to a punk show with his cousin on his California vacation. Tony runs into people who know people in the classic thrash metal scene. […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 316: Death By Dunkin

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We discuss death and somehow end up on the subject of auto-erotic asphyxiation and the public’s need to know the gruesome details. Tony recalls a Robin Williams movie about this very subject. We come across a new suicide hotline number that appears on a sign posted in a Dunkin Donuts […]By The Lo Fi Show

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S5 E4 - Would we buy iPhone 16e? Which Mac Studio is best value? 1:13:11

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Has Apple got a win on its hands with the iPhone 16e? Would Erin buy one? And what do we think of Apple's latest releases: iPad 11th generation; M3 iPad Air; M4 MacBook Air, and; Mac Studio with M4 Max or M3 Ultra? PLEASE SUPPORT THE CHANNEL: As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases Apple Store on Amazon USA Store: https://amzn.to/3r…

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Episode 315: Tony B, Mister Fantastic

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Nhat has a run in with a weird visitor late at night. Tony’s hoping he doesn’t have to rescue any more baby raccoons. Tony doesn’t give a fuck about his new boss’ intentions. Nhat doesn’t like most managers. We both agree that we need more Luigis in this world. Tony […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 314: Scrotal Domination

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Tony comes across an ad about renting sex dolls in the Denver Westword. We ruminate about the hygiene issues. Nhat lays out weird conditions for if Tony ever inherited his stuff after he dies. We have lamprey news and a scientific study on the attractiveness of the scrotum. We talk […]By The Lo Fi Show

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S5 E3 - Apple Fridge, Q&A, nostalgic tech... and Erin "beatboxing" 1:30:40

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In this episode: we discuss Apple's new releases (future at time of recording, probably already happened by the time it goes live), answer some questions from our subscribers, and Erin interviews Dayv. An enthralling* hour and half of your life that you won't get back. * opinions vary Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.co…

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Episode 313: Ode To Luna

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Nhat loses his beloved cat, Luna. That’s pretty much it. https://www.thelofishow.com/podcast/2025/2025-02-09-OdeToLuna.mp3 Featured Song of the Week: “Oh Oscillator” – Sorcha Richardson Featured Song of the Week: “Satellite” – Courtney Marie Andrews Outro Song of the Week: “A Hope In Hell” – Bleed From Within…

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Episode 312: How Much Is That Wood Chipper In The Window?

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We start out talking about the L.A. fires and why we have so many power lines held up by wooden posts. We ask each other how we’d like to see the world end if we were dying. Tony feels ripped off because he saved up way too many rewards points […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 311: Jesus’ Frozen Baby Nuts

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Tony starts off complaining about his work, which prompts Nhat to figure out that he actually cares about his work, despite popular belief. We discuss why we can’t have nice things like a bullet train in this country. We go over some of the supposed “worst guitar solos in rock.” […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 310: Cooked By The Power Of Ass

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We start off talking about the destruction of the earth, either by the sun exploding or the sun burning out somehow and try to figure out if it’s possible to re-ignite the sun. We then wonder if we can the power of fart to cook food. We ruminate on what […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 309: The Balls Society

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Tony starts off talking about his family genetics. Nhat and The Lo Fi Show is off of X because of Elon’s stupid ass. Follow us at The Lo Fi Show or Fizzlepop720 on Bluesky. We get into a discussion about politics and A.I. Nhat doesn’t think he could be duped […]By The Lo Fi Show

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S5 E2: Apple's Ecosystem and Hasty Upgrade Cycle... and Silent Discos 1:00:40

10M ago1:00:40

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In this episode we discuss: Apple's hasty and expensive upgrade cycle, the fluid ecosystem, and of course, silent discos. PLEASE SUPPORT THE CHANNEL: As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases Apple Store on Amazon USA Store: https://amzn.to/3rInBt9 UK Store: https://amzn.to/3gFyUw4 Join this channel to get access to perks: https://www…

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Episode 308: Cats Versus Infants

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We go over the disappointment of the last election and of people and life in general. We talk about stupidity and the mental health crisis. We discuss whether we’d do anything if there was a real life purge, like in the movie. Tony reviews the movie Chocolat. We play a […]By The Lo Fi Show

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S5 E1: New Macs, Wearable Tech & Vegan Hotdogs 🤢 1:09:16

10M ago1:09:16

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In this episode we discuss: the world of health tech worn ON and IN your skin and some news about new Apple Macs... oh, and eat something truly awful. PLEASE SUPPORT THE CHANNEL: As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases Apple Store on Amazon USA Store: https://amzn.to/3rInBt9 UK Store: https://amzn.to/3gFyUw4 Join this channel to get…

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Episode 307: Space Jizz Colony

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Tony starts off wanting to explain why he’s entitled to shit in the ocean. Emma joins us on Mixlr and thinks it’s weird that Nhat eats soup while watching Terrifier 2. Tony gives a quick review of his 15th anniversary of Mastodon’s “Crack The Skye.” We send spoo into space. […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 306: Introducing Gurgly Elf

11M ago

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We start off talking about politics, which is pretty rare for us.. but it’s that time of the year, so it’s been occupying more mental real estate than we’d like it to, to be honest. We review a couple of forgettable movies, The Nest and Killer Heat. “We play Pokemon […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 305: John Stamos Butter Sculptures And Chicken Moods

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The podcast begins with us talking about a hot sauce called Ass In Space. We go over a few shows we’d like to see and some that we’ve already seen. Tony reports on his Chicago trip to see Riot Fest. Tony gets mistaken for a few different rock stars. We […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 304: Huggable Cats And Glow-In-The-Dark Bats

1y ago

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We start off playing a strange song about an e-Harmony profile that was put to music, called “Can’t Hug Every Cat.” Tony’s friend confirms that he’s still listening and that he would laugh at his demise, if he died in a sinkhole accident. We talk about growing out of adult […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 303: Bed Spotlights And Poop Waterfalls

1y ago

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Tony remembers a story about a guy being swallowed by a sinkhole and we discuss how quickly we’d give up if that happened to us. Nhat would want Tony to do one last show if he was on death’s door, just to say goodbye. Tony visits Austin and finds a […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 302: The Best Little Hoardhouse In Texas

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Tony starts out talking about getting rid of his t-shirts with obscure references and the conversation goes into getting rid of things in general as Tony and Z host another garage sale. Nhat asks Tony what his most precious possessions are. Nhat somehow gets functioning things for free when trying […]…

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Episode 301: Investing In Boners

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Tony and Z mull over going to France for a wedding. We talk about the unhoused and what their thought processes would be. Tony gives a homeless woman ten dollars and we ruminate on what their thought processes would be. Tony and his co-workers have a get-together for a Juneteenth […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 300: Rotisserie Thiccen

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Tony is craving donuts and a Frito pie and details his visit to the first Buc-ee’s in Colorado, which made his partner ill. Nhat remembers dropping a block of blood into his dad’s soup in Vietnam. We discuss Ozempic and general disappointment with rotisserie chickens. We play Pokémon or Urban […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 299: To My Family, I Bequeath.. This Dumb Ass Podcast

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Nhat is wondering why people seem to get weird at gas stations. Nhat attends a Cinco De Mayo festival and gets a burger. Tony laments that he’s leaving nothing to the world but this stupid podcast. Tony’s Facebook gets hacked. We briefly talk sports and Nhat’s had it with his […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 298: Rest In Peace, Half Of My Ass

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We have a disagreement about the behavior of squirrels. Tony thinks his house may be haunted and declines getting a garage camera service probably at least partially for that reason. Nhat reviews Dune 2, Tony reviews Civil War and The Visitor and we discuss other A24 movies. Nhat has an […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 297: Does That Tree Smell Like Semen, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

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Nhat starts off hearing a weird noise on their new mixer. Tony had to spend a lot of money on a new garage door because of gale force winds. We review the new Road House movie and Wonka. Tony goes to the Flotsam And Jetsam show. We have news articles […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 296: Stop Using Explosive Diarrhea As A Weapon

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We start off with our new mixer, which actually will be the last time we use it because we didn’t like some of the quirks it had. Tony gets into the music business of Lizzo and Jason Newsted. Nhat has a confrontation with his downstairs neighbor, whose dogs were torturing […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 295: My Mucus Plug Goes To Eleven

1+ y ago

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Disclaimer: This episode is garbage.. no, not because of the content.. that’s normal… because of the quality. This episode signaled the death of our beloved mixer. It lasted us nearly 10 years, so probably a bit longer than anyone expected. Because of this, the quality was quite bad for a […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 294: Pretty People Have Smaller Balls

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We start out talking about bands and the reforming of Slayer and whether or not it’s for a couple of dates or longer. Tony gets the band Every Time I Die and As I Lay Dying mixed up. We have Day In Cum, where there’s an article about artificial testicles […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 293: Way Too Enthusiastic About Your Bullshit

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We start off talking about Tool, as they just recently played in Denver and Nhat gets confused as to how many Lollapaloozas he’s been to. Tony is fixated on Maynard James Keenan’s pubic hair for some odd reason. Tony has an awkward exchange with a co-worker, where both parties are […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 292: I Am Bird Person

1+ y ago

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We start off talking about either trying to follow your dream or just falling in line with the rest of the workforce. Tony talks to a customer with a voice box. Nhat thinks they should be able to improve voice box technology by now. We then discuss whether we could […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 291: What Is A Booch?

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We discuss whether or not we would live in arctic temperatures for the right amount of money. Tony compares himself to Bojack Horseman. We have a Music and Movies game where the theme is cringiest lines in movies. We report on WTF News with the following article: Woman Pays £175 […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 290: Just Not My Kind Of Weird

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We start off talking about getting shitfaced on New Year’s and how some people just don’t have the ability to pull back. We then discuss Marvel and DC movies and what we’d like to see as far as new content goes. Nhat wants Kraven The Hunter to look less douchy. […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 289: Adding Insult To Mumawing

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We start off with technical difficulties and Nhat starts complaining about the bad Marvel movies coming out. Then we spend way too long to try to get our friend Paul signed up so he can chat on Mixlr. We play Pokemon or Urban Dictionary. Tony takes some weird survey that […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 288: Those Are Some Old Ass Worms

2y ago

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We start out talking about how lame Black Friday has gotten and how to possibly spice it up. We discuss our lame Thanksgivings. Tony’s beloved dog Chance, passed away, so he goes into a quick story about his loss and the possibility of life after death. Science news this week […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 287: A Nuanced Look Into Frog Orgies

2y ago

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Nhat points out a strange parental detail in the original Superman movie and has an idea for dealing with exorcisms, based on the Exorcist movie. We discuss the possible end of the world and life on other planets. Nhat finds a website that uses AI to name your podcast, depending […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 286: The Halloween Edition Of A Bunch Of Nonsense

2y ago

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Nhat starts out going through old clips and happens across the one where the Paint It Black podcast ask us to criticize them. Nhat discusses some changes to the order of segments in the show since it drones on too damn long at times. Tony has weird interactions with his […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 285: The Legend Of The Woman Known Only As “Big Coke”

2y ago

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We begin the show just going through the upcoming concerts. Tony is questioning whether or not our friend Paul is really listening. Tony wants to find quaaludes online. We give a review of The Mars Volta show at Red Rocks and Tony reviews The Darkness. Tony forgets his phone on […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 284: Never Trust An Earthworm With No Lips

2y ago

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Tony saw Baby Metal and Dethklok and gives a brief review of the show. Nhat thinks that Baby Metal and Ghost fall within the gimmicky range, but Tony begs to differ. We discuss whether people retain their cadence of speaking throughout their lives or if they modify later on in […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 283: Never Stop The Suckfest

2y ago

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We start off the podcast off talking about people with trauma and watching YouTube interrogations. We go into possible therapeutic effects of psilocybin and ayahuasca. We play a Celtic Frost game and Pokemon Or Urban Dictionary along with our usual Who’s Shittier and Fact Or Crap segments. We find a […]…

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S4 E1 - Apple A17 Pro: what does it tell us about M3? 1:21:30

2y ago1:21:30

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In this episode we share our thoughts on Apple's Wanderlust event, including the new Apple Watch Series 9, Apple Watch Ultra 2, iPhone 15 and iPhone 15 Pro. What does the new A17 Pro tell us about the forthcoming M3 chip? Is Apple's re-designed GPU actually faster? And there's some good news for Apple customers in the UK! AMAZON LINKS - As an Amazo…

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Episode 282: Free Range Weasels

2y ago

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We discuss truck nuts at the start of the show and what people must think that work in the factories that manufacturer these oddities. We delve into the origin story of how someone thought to put testicles on the back of their car and then we researched to find a […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 281: Chickens Are Shallow, Too

2y ago

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We start talking about one hit wonders from the eighties. Tony has a giant collapsed tree branch he has to clear and Nhat seems to think he can just Paul Bunyan it to take care of it. We play a break song from our friend Dave’s project Slip In The […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 280: Tickling My Rat In The Name Of Science

2y ago

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We start off while a crazy hailstorm is going on and Tony talks about when he almost died when he crashed his truck during a winter storm. Nhat asks Tony how he would have prevented his parents from having him if he had the opportunity to travel back in time. […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 279: Cornered By A Cucumber

2y ago

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Tony is wondering what his dog is saying to him and Nhat had no idea about the correlation with cats and cucumbers. Tony reminisces about the band LMFAO and his Tony Robbins tapes, which clearly did nothing for him. We play Six Degrees of Billy Joel and then play his […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 278: Moon Masks And Pearl Necklaces

2y ago

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Nhat’s Spotify account gets hacked and the worst part is that they listen to shitty music and messed up his algorithm. Tony is thinking of moving to a new house and contemplates having to shovel snow in his blue-hair years. We ruminate about the return of the cassette tape and […]By The Lo Fi Show

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Episode 277: No Scromiting In The Food Truck

2y ago

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Tony was looking at a food truck in Craigslist and Nhat suggests inventing the Kabaco, which is a combination of a kabob and a taco. Nhat briefly reviews “Extraction” and Tony reviews the series “From.” We then discuss scromiting, which is vomiting and screaming at the same time. We do […]By The Lo Fi Show