George Washington's words ring out across the annals of time and have seemingly got caught in the back of Primeministarmer's throat. Foind oiut why. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Gertrude Van Winkle (Becky Carewe-Jeffries) Contact the pod: [email protected]

Well if it isn't the Supernanny we know and love trying to reign in the super toddler we know and hate. Wrap your ears round this before you laugh yourself into an aneurysm. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Sylvia Cointreu (Becky Carewe-Jeffries) Contact the pod: [email protected]

Donald Trump's frontal lobe has taken another pounding as his neurons go into overdrive trying to work out why Putin is still bombing everything. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Bethesda Barry (Becky Carewe-Jeffries) Contact the pod: [email protected]

It's been a whole year since Rishi Sunak got piss wet through on the steps of Number 10. Come and relive the magic for goodness sake! Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Agatha De Honky (Becky Carewe-Jeffries) Contact the pod: [email protected] Cody Dahler

Have we gone back in time or something!? Because it looks like it’s Brexit o’clock! You know what that means! Brexit means Brexit. Now down your (freedom) pint of wine and start complaining about fishing quotas. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by McDougal Penitence (Becky Carewe-Jeffries) Contact the pod: [email protected]…

It's the eurotrash banger you never knew you needed or wanted or would ever hear in your life but it's here, along with a summary of the goddamn news again. Big thanks to the brilliant Scheiffer Bates. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Cardigan Shorthinge (Becky Carewe-Jeffries) Contact the pod: [email protected]…

Well it's been a strange couple of days with the Labour Prime Minister delivering a speech that felt a little bit right wing even for him. Why not absolutely not cheer yourself up by hearing about it. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Goldtip Wellingbrell (Becky Carewe-Jeffries) Contact the pod: [email protected]…

There's white smoke and mirrors at the Vatican and regular smoke and mirrors at the White House. Find out why. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Agatha Morchard-Cradle (Becky Carewe-Jeffries) Contact the pod: [email protected]

The results are in and Reform UK have control of 10 councils. What will they do with these councils? Will they seek counsel in the council to cancel councilling? Let's find out shall we. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Mildred Von Wrenchdrip (Becky Carewe-Jeffries) Contact the pod: [email protected]…

The country is not Reform OK. Find out Reform why. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Dipstick Sandringham (Becky Carewe-Jeffries)By Cody Dahler

Welcome back everyone. Hope you coped without me. Spain, Portugal and parts of South Western France clearly didn't! Do I have to generate all of the bloody electricity around here? Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries Contact the pod: [email protected]

What would the Pope think of Pete Hegseth's second group chat? We'll never know. Anyway, enjoy this latest episode. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries Contact the pod: [email protected]

Burn all your laptops and electrical devices on the off chance Liz Truss' latest venture somehow infects them. It's the safest thing to do. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries Contact the pod: [email protected] Cody Dahler

It's been a great week for steel enthusiasts (threat of industrial closure) and virgins (easter) and oh boy if you were a virgin steel enthusiast (threat of industrial closure over Easter) you wouldn't have known where to put yourself. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries Contact the pod: [email protected]…

Well who'd have thunk it, turns out tanking the world economy for no reason is a bad idea. We'll just chalk this down to one of the biggest embarrassments in human history and move on then shall we? Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-JeffriesBy Cody Dahler

As the trade war rages, why not settle in to another episode of trying to hold back the tears while that pension you never knew you had goes up in smoke. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries Contact the pod: [email protected] Cody Dahler

I hope you brought protection because the markets have been going at it in the worst way possible. Find out why (if you've been living under a rock) or try and laugh through the tears (if you're everyone else). Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries Contact the pod: [email protected]…

Hang on a second... the Russians are the bad guys!? Such was Donald's realisation over the weekend. Have a listen to his brain kicking into fifth gear and then careering off the mind road and into a ditch for dumbies. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries Contact the pod: [email protected]…

It's the 25th episode of the podcast and to celebrate we're doing what we always do - fight back the tears of rage. Enjoy. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries Contact the pod: [email protected]

I never thought the day would come when my mum was more tech literate than the US administration, but here we are. Suck it up and dive into the bloomin' episode will ya! Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries Contact the pod: [email protected]

You know the drill. Buckle Up. Plug In. Cry. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries Contact the pod: [email protected]

It's the age old question! Who should pay the bill? The rich or the disabled? Have a listen to this and find out the Labour Party's answer. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries Contact the pod: [email protected] Cody Dahler

It's been a fantastic week for those people who like war and mispronouncing the word Tesla. But for the rest of us it's been pretty shoddy. Let this episode be a balm. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries Contact the pod: [email protected]

It's another away day fixture for the pod, but it hasn't lost that classic taste of home (news induced existential despair). Why not settle down and let some current affairs drop kick you in the face, eh? Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries Contact the pod: [email protected]…

I never thought I'd be nostalgic for a vermouth hangover but the last few days of news have been a lot more uncomfortable. Lets dive into another week of cringe and unexpected bowel movements. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries Contact the pod: [email protected] Cody Dahler

I'm on holiday yet the molten chocolate from my churro that's burning it's way down my oesophagus won't stop me recapping the news. Enjoy amigos. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries Contact the pod: [email protected] Cody Dahler

I swear that one day we won't have to talk about the big orange skid mark that refuses to be scrubbed off the toilet of world affairs, but unfortunately that day is not today. So if you can brave it, delve into this episode and find out what the new mad thing he's been up to. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries Cont…

It was in many ways an optimistic week as Germany showed us all that they can lose their minds too. Aw maybe we’re not so different after all! So get your wellies on - we’re wading through another week of poo-ey news. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries Contact the pod: [email protected]…

As Donald Trump's single brain cell goes into overdrive, we explore the consequences of having a literal stupid person in charge of the White House. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries Contact the pod: [email protected]

The foreign policy mess continues with a couples only summit in Saudi Arabia, a hastily convened European get together, and some Starmer shaped spandex. Shove this in your ears and weep... literally. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries Contact the pod: [email protected]…

Donald Trump attempted to best his own record for the world's stupidest foreign policy move (after trying to buy Gaza and turn it into a bunch of casinos) - by trying to broker a peace in Ukraine and forgetting to invite Ukraine. Let's dive into another stupid week shall we? Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries Conta…

With Trump’s 25% tariffs on metals it’s been a bad week for brave people whose balls of steel will be struggling under the financial pressure. So might as well use them to swing into another week of news. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries Contact the pod: [email protected]…

It's been a week that saw the impossible become possible - Donald Trump became more insane. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries.

In a week that would make Churchill turn in his grave and say “call that a bloody war!?” we dive into the WTF shaped trade strategy of Donald Trump, and discuss whether Starmer’s flirting might actually be working. And what the hell is going on in a Gloucestershire limestone quarry? Also feel free to reach out with anything you’d like to be covered…

Take a dip in yet another fetid pond of news and discover why Tom Cruise could be crucial to UK economic growth, why Britain could be building its own Mark Zuckerberg, and why the entire world might be destroyed in 5 years so stop worrying for Christ sake! Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries…

Hop aboard Air Force One for the most polluting plane journey of this century. Find out why Donald Trump and Keir Starmer could be striking up a bromance, why Silicon Valley's budgets might be out by a few billion dollars, and why the British PM might be heading off to Turkey for a nip and tuck. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky …

We're one working week into Trump's second presidency so why not scream into this podcast pillow and find out where Mark Zuckerberg's new house is, why the BBC are getting graphic and how much Prince Harry's won in a court case (info freshly hacked from his bank account). Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries…

Let's explore the ugly insides of Donald Trump's inauguration, like a disgusting tapeworm exploring the ugly insides of Donald Trump's inauguration. We ask the big questions like why was Melania dressed as Jim Carey from The Mask? And will Barron Trump do a backflip while singing a Romanian pop song? (Spoiler, no he won't). Written and created by C…

With just a few days to go until Donald Trump's inauguration let's enjoy the final moments of calm... before being rudely interrupted by the other bits of news. It's been a big week for climate deniers, an annoying week for Rachel Reeves and an emotional week for Joe Biden. Find out why for goodness sake! Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced…

With fires raging across LA let's make the best of a bad situation and roast a gigantic marshmallow of news. We answer the literal burning questions, like: what do right wingers think really started the LA wildfires? Why does Keir Starmer want to mainline Ai into your veins? And who the heck is Tulip Siddiq? Written and created by Cody Dahler Produ…

Let's take a look at a very normal few days on the planet and find out why Greenland's been stress eating, how Zuckerberg's been taken hostage and why the British Labour Party's deleting it's TikTok posts. Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-JeffriesBy Cody Dahler

We take another look at the finest few days the earth has had to offer since the few days before that. With a rogue billionaire having a very public mental breakdown and the launch of a new Netflix show that'll be sure to see you joining him, let's all calm down by burying our heads in this latest episode and screaming. Written and created by Cody …

A look at the beautifully uplifting news of the first three days of 2025. After an attack in New Orleans, an exploding car in Las Vegas and a cold snap in the UK that could kill off some old people we ask, should we call time on 2025 already? Written and created by Cody Dahler Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries…

Keith talks to AJ Rinkle, founder and organiser of the Bermuda Triangle's very first music festival. With Rajiv Karia, Dom McGovern and Dan Wye.Production, music and sound design by Becky Carewe-Jeffries.Written and created by Cody Dahler.By Cody Dahler

Keith talks to Clarissa Fobb to get to the bottom of why the children who enter her Kidz Club never come out. With Rosalie Minnitt.Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries.Theme tune by Becky CJ.By Cody Dahler

Keith discusses all things spherical with Pip Muir, manager and founder of the island's first premier league level football team - Bermuda FC.With Sean Burke.Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries.Theme tune by Becky CJ.By Cody Dahler

Keith talks to island renowned party animal Stag Mike to learn more about his latest plans to get everyone rescued. With Mike Shepherd and Kate Denhert.Written and created by Cody Dahler.Produced by Becky Carewe-Jeffries.Theme tune by Becky CJ.By Cody Dahler

Keith launches the Bermuda Triangle's first live on-air gameshow. With Joe Viner, Ed Fry, Cassie Smyth, Sarah Roberts and Sophie Dickson. Music by Craig Carrington-Porter.By Cody Dahler

After surviving two assassination attempts involving a very sharp twig and a cactus, Keith launches a school to improve the islanders' broadcasting techniques. However, Keith's protégé Gled Nini proves particularly troublesome...With Ed Fry and Joseph Viner Music by Craig Carrington-PorterBy Cody Dahler

Keith gets taken on a tour of Baltimore Clement's state of the art UFO centre. With Sophie Dickson and Eloise Lobenthal.By Cody Dahler