Best Chris Gamage Podcasts (2025)

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Ep105 Laughter-R-Us 37:37

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In this mini episode we managed to squeeze out despite our busy schedules, we’re the funniest we’ve ever been ever. So funny.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep104 Soul Chimera Familiar Part 2: Revenge of the Wheel 1:18:42

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We collect the second half of our animal soul buddies and prepare to randomize the parts of our chimera. We’re set up with some winners so fingers crossed we get the best combo.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep103 Soul Chimera Familiar Part 1: Animal Soul Buddy Farm 1:02:42

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Abandoning the offensive term that is “spirit animal”, we’re gathering a catalog of animal soul buddies from various personality quizzes so that we can Frankenstein them together and discover the chimera inside.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep102 Murdered by Unicorns 1:09:29

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We give our spoiler diseased review of Death of a Unicorn, a movie that should be loved but so many hate for some reason.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep101 Buckle Up, Buckaroo Banzai 1:14:20

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We watched The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai and if you haven’t, you should. Not so you can understand what we’re talking about, but so you understand that we’re not making it up as we go.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep100 Joint Association For At Risk Squids 1:29:59

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It’s a big celebration as we venture beyond double digits with rapid fire wheel spins during a telethon. We’re trying to give to charity but we’re just so plumb bad at it, but we’ve got good advice, reviews, quizzes, and homunculus veterans to pad the bad out.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep99 Texan Desires Powder Protein 1:00:24

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Powder is so white that a single hot Cheeto would kill him. Powder is so white that he thinks ‘cunnilingus’ is a type of pasta. Powder is so white that he has a favorite font. Powder is so white that he spends his free time at airports clapping at every landing plane. Powder is so white that he writes Fallout fanfiction. Powder is so white that he …

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Ep98 Eating Spumoni Off Vin Diesel 1:16:47

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Ice cream euphemisms, lettuce on pizza, which Avatar bender nation we are, and the dangers of Sleep Milk.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep97 Don’t Makeout With Your Brother’s Imaginary Friend 58:41

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We began our trek through the Disney Channel Original Movie universe with Don’t Look Under The Bed, a clear ripoff of the “beloved” and “critically acclaimed” Drop Dead Fred. Rachel insists this will be the worst, but history has proven that she's a liar. I checked, the pool was water first.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep96 Garbage In Person 1:45:41

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Now you get to hear what we’re like in the same room. Spoiler: It's also bad. Believe me when I say I cut like twelve different rants from this one.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep95 Rachel Talks Music 1:09:04

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Celebrating the halfway point of 2025, we spill our current picks for favorite albums. Rachel also talks about a lot of albums that aren’t her favorite picks because why not. Control is an illusion. Read Dungeon Crawler Carl.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep94 Smoking Is Cool 1:17:15

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It’s also disgusting expensive and is actively killing you, that’s the tradeoff for being fly AF. We got some halfway decent distractions from the wildfire happening outside. Don’t jinx it with “how much worse can it get?” because we already did that.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep93 No Hand Wiping 1:03:02

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How do people without arms wipe? Well we don’t answer it. We also don’t answer a handful of other stupid questions.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep92 The Other Ewok Movie 1:29:58

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I don't know what you want from us. Yeah, there were two of these life events and by golly we're just innocent men.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep91 Of The Star Wars 1:07:21

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You know what I think the world needs? More opinions on the Star Wars. So this week, we’ve explored the cream of the crop.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep90 Dummy Discourse 1:05:17

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We take turns forcing the other into the wrong side of a debate. We employ the dirtiest tactics to win these fake arguments with each other. Gaslighting, backstabbing, lying, pandering, nothing is off the table.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep89 Popsicle Toes 1:11:11

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Guessing movie plots or real life crimes is a skill I’m proud to put on a resume, and it’s also the theme of this episode. Melancholia sucks.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep88 Mayonnaise With Islands 1:07:34

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Our friend hit someone with her car and just left the scene. Allegedly. Also we discuss kidney stones, doctor diapers, augmenting fart sounds, and how underrated A1 sauce is.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep87 Honey, I Shrunk Our Standards 1:15:18

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We explore just the tip of the Honey, I Shrunk The Kids franchise, being just the three movies. Well, really just the first two since the third could be summed up with a heavy groan.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep86 The Hottest Falcon Sex Hats 1:30:27

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We discover if our friendship is toxic or not and the answer may surprise you. I said may. Then we answer some complicated questions and Gamage talks about John Mayer a lot.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep85 Modern Horror Mess 1:23:16

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“We” talk about the modern horror movie and rate them in a lightning round fashion. Unfortunately, Rachel hasn’t seen most of them so this is pretty much all one sided.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep84 A TV Burrito 1:18:21

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We talk a lot about TV shows we like around what was intended to be a 'No Stupid Questions' episode. But hey, Adolescence is great right?By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep83 For Real This Time 1:00:51

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We try that millionaire trivia game again. This time, Gamage takes it more seriously and Rachel proves once and for all that she doesn’t know anything about Gamage.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep82 Did Gamage Want To Be A Millionaire? 11:16

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Gamage tries his luck and knowledge in a bout to win a million dollars that Rachel definitely for sure has..By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep81 The Little Vampire Sucks 1:19:58

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No I’m not being cute, it’s terrible.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep80 Shill-o’-the-Wisp 51:43

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We forgot to do some ad reads so we're dedicating this episode to our generous sponsors who are definitely real. Here's the [THIS LINK HAS EXPIRED].By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep79 Dumb Names For Dumb Criminals 1:02:16

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Checking out costumed crimes and fast food crimes because the serious ones bum us out.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep78 All Booba Good Booba 1:11:15

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Cat weddings, sea monkeys, goo-tubes, coyote pee, scrambled butt eggs. No, I’m not reciting the dementia ridden scrawlings of my grandma’s shopping list.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep77 You Put Munitions Chips In Toys? 1:15:04

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We watched Small Soldiers, a super realistic movie about action figures designed with weapon grade military chips that make them sentient.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep76 Double-You Why Are 1:02:23

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Giant cats, transdimensional Taco Bells, and Animorphs are all present in this latest drop of Would You Rathers.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep75 Warriors of Viruliferous 1:24:07

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You had me at elemental kung-fu kangaroos, but you lost me almost immediately. Warriors of Virtue had potential to be the coolest movie for every twelve year old but continuously drops the ball as if every day is new years eve.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep74 You Must Be My Lucky Star Kid 1:19:39

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Crack open a fresh bag of robo-turds and fasten your cyber suit as we dive into the underrated Star Kid.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep73 Trials and Rachelations 1:03:01

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Rachel finally gets her moment to share the things that made her laugh like 20 years ago, but first she must prove her worth.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep72 Badly Reviewing Bad Reviews 1:05:01

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We check out the most popular funny reviews you’ve definitely read somewhere else.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep71 Stop Hitting People 1:26:47

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Should you hit your spouse? What if you hit your spouse? Is it wrong to hit your spouse? All of these are answered in this week’s Am I The A-Hole judgement episode. Also in this episode, red flags, safe foods, and the best DC show you haven’t watched.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep70 Party Crimes 1:06:56

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Look, we’re trying to be a super serious True Crime podcast, but I’m starting to think we’re just not built for it. Our theme today is party crimes and we start with a good effort, but per usual, devolve into catty stories and reacting to content other people made.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep69 The Future Is Kinda Dim So We Have To Take These Sunglasses Off And Use Our Phone Lights 1:15:35

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69 lol nice. Really though, we make our predictions for 2025 and while they’re pretty farfetched, nothing surprises me anymore. My autopsy came back negative, so that’s a win.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep68 The 2024 Kidney Stone 1:20:25

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Goodbye, au revoir, farewell, sayonara, auf wiedersehen, or whatever you use to exit a conversation. Just as long as it’s not “sEe YoU nExT yEaR lol”, don’t be that tool. This episode, we celebrate(mourn) the passing of this year and share our favorite movies, book, and albums that stowed away for the ride.…

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Ep67 How sANTa Got His Groove Back 1:10:39

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Santa hires us to help make Christmas hip, and boy we’ve been dying to share our ideas with anyone willing to listen. Just in time for the big day.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep66 Festive Felons 51:25

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Oh Christmas crimes, oh Christmas crimes, I can’t think up another verse. Did you know criminals don’t take holiday vacations? Check out these weird and funny Christmas crimes.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep65 Spookin Your Jollies 1:04:40

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We explore how to incorporate your Halloween remnants into the festive seasons and why you should be answering the door expecting trick-or-treaters year round. Also, Rachel has never heard “12 Days of Christmas” aloud ever.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep64 Seasonal Movie Confusion 1:21:44

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Can Santa fight the devil? Is Santa’s best friend Merlin the wizard? Can Santa successfully drug all the children in time? Are all of these really answered in the same movie? We try to guess the plots of these whacky Christmas movies and crack the code on what makes a Hallmark holiday movie.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep63 Keep Those Centipedes Off My Junk 1:14:08

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Solid life advice today. Also providing the answers for what to do when your significant other chops down your family tree, won’t stop rapping, or keeps yelling EMERGENCY over dumb shit. If you’re looking for a community, you have one here.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep62 Gaming Chair Psychologists 1:15:31

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We’re therapists today(not really), and our methods of diagnosing rely solely on internet personality tests. Surely, we’ll receive accurate maps of our psyche and in no way will this go awry.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep61 Do Skeletons Dream of Plastic Teets? 1:05:02

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‘No such thing as a stupid question’ I’m told, but we refuse to stop looking for that question to discredit the rule. We also talk about depression, sex in space, the Keller language, new words for twat swat, and that weird wife of yours who keeps scaring you while you poop. It’s all on the spectrum.…

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Ep60 It’s Not About The Fish 1:07:51

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Don’t let Rachel into your house because she’ll just light all your damn candles. In this episode, we cover the proper procedure for handling an individual feeding rocks covered with peanut butter to birds. Also the appropriate moment to comment on a baby’s name is never.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep59 Spoopenheim 1:01:01

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It’s our favorite time of year again. This year we’ve gone with some real spooky stories of history. Roanoke colony? Donner party?? Demon core??? HEADLESS CHICKENS???? Yeah, we got it. Send us pictures of your mom's Halloween costume for data collection reasons.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep58 Gamage Spoils Supernatural: Nothing Ever Mattered 1:25:37

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For better or worse, it’s the end of the road. Gamage has finally passed the kidney stone that is this show and we move on to better stuff. Except if you’re reading this before listening, then I guess you still have to deal with it. It’s okay, though, none of it meant anything.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep57 Gamage Spoils Supernatural: The Fun Seasons 1:11:59

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Gamage didn’t take his adderall and is on a tantrum about the middle chunk of Supernatural. You can’t really discuss the beginning and the end without this bit, but feel free to skip this one.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep56 Gamage Spoils Supernatural: The “Good” Seasons 1:09:42

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Gamage tells all in this very special first of thee episodes detailing all that is Supernatural. Spoilers ahead.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage