Best Chris Gamage Podcasts (2025)

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Ep88 Mayonnaise With Islands 1:07:34

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Our friend hit someone with her car and just left the scene. Allegedly. Also we discuss kidney stones, doctor diapers, augmenting fart sounds, and how underrated A1 sauce is.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep87 Honey, I Shrunk Our Standards 1:15:18

9d ago1:15:18

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We explore just the tip of the Honey, I Shrunk The Kids franchise, being just the three movies. Well, really just the first two since the third could be summed up with a heavy groan.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep86 The Hottest Falcon Sex Hats 1:30:27

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We discover if our friendship is toxic or not and the answer may surprise you. I said may. Then we answer some complicated questions and Gamage talks about John Mayer a lot.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep85 Modern Horror Mess 1:23:16

23d ago1:23:16

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“We” talk about the modern horror movie and rate them in a lightning round fashion. Unfortunately, Rachel hasn’t seen most of them so this is pretty much all one sided.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep84 A TV Burrito 1:18:21

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We talk a lot about TV shows we like around what was intended to be a 'No Stupid Questions' episode. But hey, Adolescence is great right?By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep83 For Real This Time 1:00:51

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We try that millionaire trivia game again. This time, Gamage takes it more seriously and Rachel proves once and for all that she doesn’t know anything about Gamage.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep82 Did Gamage Want To Be A Millionaire? 11:16

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Gamage tries his luck and knowledge in a bout to win a million dollars that Rachel definitely for sure has..By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep81 The Little Vampire Sucks 1:19:58

1M ago1:19:58

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No I’m not being cute, it’s terrible.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep80 Shill-o’-the-Wisp 51:43

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We forgot to do some ad reads so we're dedicating this episode to our generous sponsors who are definitely real. Here's the [THIS LINK HAS EXPIRED].By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep79 Dumb Names For Dumb Criminals 1:02:16

2M ago1:02:16

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Checking out costumed crimes and fast food crimes because the serious ones bum us out.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep78 All Booba Good Booba 1:11:15

2M ago1:11:15

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Cat weddings, sea monkeys, goo-tubes, coyote pee, scrambled butt eggs. No, I’m not reciting the dementia ridden scrawlings of my grandma’s shopping list.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep77 You Put Munitions Chips In Toys? 1:15:04

2M ago1:15:04

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We watched Small Soldiers, a super realistic movie about action figures designed with weapon grade military chips that make them sentient.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep76 Double-You Why Are 1:02:23

3M ago1:02:23

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Giant cats, transdimensional Taco Bells, and Animorphs are all present in this latest drop of Would You Rathers.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep75 Warriors of Viruliferous 1:24:07

3M ago1:24:07

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You had me at elemental kung-fu kangaroos, but you lost me almost immediately. Warriors of Virtue had potential to be the coolest movie for every twelve year old but continuously drops the ball as if every day is new years eve.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep74 You Must Be My Lucky Star Kid 1:19:39

3M ago1:19:39

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Crack open a fresh bag of robo-turds and fasten your cyber suit as we dive into the underrated Star Kid.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep73 Trials and Rachelations 1:03:01

3M ago1:03:01

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Rachel finally gets her moment to share the things that made her laugh like 20 years ago, but first she must prove her worth.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep72 Badly Reviewing Bad Reviews 1:05:01

4M ago1:05:01

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We check out the most popular funny reviews you’ve definitely read somewhere else.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep71 Stop Hitting People 1:26:47

4M ago1:26:47

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Should you hit your spouse? What if you hit your spouse? Is it wrong to hit your spouse? All of these are answered in this week’s Am I The A-Hole judgement episode. Also in this episode, red flags, safe foods, and the best DC show you haven’t watched.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep70 Party Crimes 1:06:56

4M ago1:06:56

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Look, we’re trying to be a super serious True Crime podcast, but I’m starting to think we’re just not built for it. Our theme today is party crimes and we start with a good effort, but per usual, devolve into catty stories and reacting to content other people made.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep69 The Future Is Kinda Dim So We Have To Take These Sunglasses Off And Use Our Phone Lights 1:15:35

4M ago1:15:35

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69 lol nice. Really though, we make our predictions for 2025 and while they’re pretty farfetched, nothing surprises me anymore. My autopsy came back negative, so that’s a win.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep68 The 2024 Kidney Stone 1:20:25

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Goodbye, au revoir, farewell, sayonara, auf wiedersehen, or whatever you use to exit a conversation. Just as long as it’s not “sEe YoU nExT yEaR lol”, don’t be that tool. This episode, we celebrate(mourn) the passing of this year and share our favorite movies, book, and albums that stowed away for the ride.…

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Ep67 How sANTa Got His Groove Back 1:10:39

5M ago1:10:39

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Santa hires us to help make Christmas hip, and boy we’ve been dying to share our ideas with anyone willing to listen. Just in time for the big day.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep66 Festive Felons 51:25

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Oh Christmas crimes, oh Christmas crimes, I can’t think up another verse. Did you know criminals don’t take holiday vacations? Check out these weird and funny Christmas crimes.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep65 Spookin Your Jollies 1:04:40

5M ago1:04:40

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We explore how to incorporate your Halloween remnants into the festive seasons and why you should be answering the door expecting trick-or-treaters year round. Also, Rachel has never heard “12 Days of Christmas” aloud ever.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep64 Seasonal Movie Confusion 1:21:44

5M ago1:21:44

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Can Santa fight the devil? Is Santa’s best friend Merlin the wizard? Can Santa successfully drug all the children in time? Are all of these really answered in the same movie? We try to guess the plots of these whacky Christmas movies and crack the code on what makes a Hallmark holiday movie.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep63 Keep Those Centipedes Off My Junk 1:14:08

6M ago1:14:08

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Solid life advice today. Also providing the answers for what to do when your significant other chops down your family tree, won’t stop rapping, or keeps yelling EMERGENCY over dumb shit. If you’re looking for a community, you have one here.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep62 Gaming Chair Psychologists 1:15:31

6M ago1:15:31

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We’re therapists today(not really), and our methods of diagnosing rely solely on internet personality tests. Surely, we’ll receive accurate maps of our psyche and in no way will this go awry.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep61 Do Skeletons Dream of Plastic Teets? 1:05:02

6M ago1:05:02

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‘No such thing as a stupid question’ I’m told, but we refuse to stop looking for that question to discredit the rule. We also talk about depression, sex in space, the Keller language, new words for twat swat, and that weird wife of yours who keeps scaring you while you poop. It’s all on the spectrum.…

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Ep60 It’s Not About The Fish 1:07:51

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Don’t let Rachel into your house because she’ll just light all your damn candles. In this episode, we cover the proper procedure for handling an individual feeding rocks covered with peanut butter to birds. Also the appropriate moment to comment on a baby’s name is never.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep59 Spoopenheim 1:01:01

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It’s our favorite time of year again. This year we’ve gone with some real spooky stories of history. Roanoke colony? Donner party?? Demon core??? HEADLESS CHICKENS???? Yeah, we got it. Send us pictures of your mom's Halloween costume for data collection reasons.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep58 Gamage Spoils Supernatural: Nothing Ever Mattered 1:25:37

7M ago1:25:37

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For better or worse, it’s the end of the road. Gamage has finally passed the kidney stone that is this show and we move on to better stuff. Except if you’re reading this before listening, then I guess you still have to deal with it. It’s okay, though, none of it meant anything.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep57 Gamage Spoils Supernatural: The Fun Seasons 1:11:59

7M ago1:11:59

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Gamage didn’t take his adderall and is on a tantrum about the middle chunk of Supernatural. You can’t really discuss the beginning and the end without this bit, but feel free to skip this one.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep56 Gamage Spoils Supernatural: The “Good” Seasons 1:09:42

7M ago1:09:42

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Gamage tells all in this very special first of thee episodes detailing all that is Supernatural. Spoilers ahead.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep55 Roan of Arc and Cheese Foam 1:15:53

8M ago1:15:53

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Roses are red, Dying Butthole Scorpions are brown, flowers of any color, aren’t a ticket to pound town. We’re supposed to be doing No Stupid Questions, but we can’t help but talk food and VMAs.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep54 Celebrity Hypotheticals 59:45

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What if Nancy Reagan stole all your ketchup? Can Michael Jackson help you fix the broken vase before mom gets home? Would you rather have Drew Barrymore kick you in the nards or join Edgar Allan Poe for whaling?By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep53 We're Breaking Up 1:18:18

8M ago1:18:18

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And you should too. We want, no, we dare you to. It’s the best advice for any occasion. Mailman stealing your mail? Break up with him. Dirty dishes? Break up with them. Rocky relationship? Well, that’s nuanced and we don’t know the situation so maybe try counseling, then break up.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep52 First Annual WHTPAHversary 1:29:05

8M ago1:29:05

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It’s been a year since we set out on our journey to water down the already saturated market of podcasting. What have we learned so far? Bupkis. Regardless, we here at WHTPAH never pass up the opportunity to celebrate mediocrity, and have decided to do so in the audio equivalent of your family reunion’s weird potato salad. Some bites are salty, some…

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Ep51 Rather You Wouldn't 1:03:50

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Would you rather sleep soundly at night or lie awake dripping in existential dread? Would you rather eat a hot dog or a used sandal? Would you rather fight a wombat to death or ride in a sled dragged by 58 crows? We answer none of these.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep50 Hot Goss or Slander Banter 1:11:19

9M ago1:11:19

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Try out our new fragrance: Power of the Anteater. You’ll need that musk to navigate through these fun and weird facts about celebrities that might be true, or super lies that will inevitably get us shut down.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep49 Sloppy Swardsman 1:48:55

9M ago1:48:55

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It’s really hard for some people not to be A-holes. Regardless, it’s free content for us so join in and see if you can outjudge us. We also scratch the surface of terms synonymous with ‘Cleveland Steamer’. If you don’t know what that is, ask your grandmother, she’s wise enough.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep48 The NeverEnding Suffering Part 3: Passion of the Barktroll 1:48:34

9M ago1:48:34

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We finally come to the conclusion that was promised would never come and meet the real hero of the series, Barky, and hear his saga of battling the Nasty Jack Black Attack. Can rock people get STDs? Look man, we’re just happy to finally move on from this.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep47 The NeverEnding Suffering Part 2: How The Turn-Tables 1:40:10

9M ago1:40:10

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Rachel gives a warm welcome to Gamage in the pit of torment and shows him around as they lament the dark experience of The NeverEnding Story 2: The Next Chapter in the worst WHTPAH episode to air. We almost skipped this one.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep46 The NeverEnding Suffering Part 1: Rachel’s Torment 1:33:43

10M ago1:33:43

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Ah, the masterpiece that is 1984s The NeverEnding Story. A cult classic for millions of children for an era. Now? The method of torture for unfortunate Rachels sent to Gamage-tino Bay.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep45 Dummy Dummy Inquiries 1:27:29

10M ago1:27:29

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Answering the questions you never thought to ask. Probably because you weren’t huffing paint during your formative years. Yes, we’re finding stupid questions and discovering what wisdom the Korean chode chart has to offer.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep44 Newly Engaged Snake Wizards 1:29:20

10M ago1:29:20

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Just because you state that you have an unpopular opinion doesn't automatically make you cool. Also, it's probably not even an unpopular opinion. Of course you shouldn't be drinking soda with every meal, you're not a pioneer, Robert.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep43 There Went Godzilla 1:52:00

10M ago1:52:00

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If I had a nickel for every time the French did nuclear testing on the pacific coast that created a giant iguana monster, I’d have one nickel. Butter your popcorn and stock up on pregnancy tests because we’re getting away with vehicular manslaughter today.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep42 Your Favorite Dino Sucks 1:28:05

11M ago1:28:05

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Probably. We have a lot to say about a lot of dinosaurs, some are really cool but others aren’t. It’s a regular 3rd grade recess discussion today as we cry about how many long necks and raptors there are.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep41 It’s All Fart Math and Hairy Boobs 1:36:35

11M ago1:36:35

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We browse some self proclaimed non-stupid questions for content because nothing’s sacred. The real stupid questions are the ones we ask each other. Be warned, we have a hard time not talking about butts, poops, and farts in this one. You kinda already knew that, though.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep40 Stolen Lunches and Designated D-Bags 1:44:11

11M ago1:44:11

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It's Reddit judgment day as we listen to more stories inquiring if they are indeed an a-hole. Lot of friendships and marriages with strange dynamics in this one, I’m not judging. Wait, yes I am.By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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Ep39 True Crime or Movie Time? 1:14:41

11M ago1:14:41

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The hit new game show is back with more prompts that could go either way. We got violent blue women, elaborate peacock assassinations, the entire plot to American Psycho, and more inside!By Rachel Craig and Chris Gamage

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