Best Bucket of Milk Podcasts (2025)

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[Patreon Preview] The Nintendo Switch 2- MmmBop 6:52

2d ago6:52

6:52

Trapped! In the 90s?!?! Mitzi (Ali Fisher), Vestavia (Carly Monardo), and Threadcount (Christopher Hastings), find themselves trapped in 1996 Los Angeles, with no sign of Aldo Nintendo, and no chance of getting back home. Unless... To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content, Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff! PATREON IS N…

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Rodents & Chivalry 1:43:33

6d ago1:43:33

1:43:33

Hey! Before you do anything, catch almost thirty minutes of bonus footage (plus other full-length games, behind-the-scenes chats, original art, and more!) at our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic , or watch this episode on our Youtube! A warrior squirrel. A wily old hare. An intrepid little mole. A skunk monk (skmonk). Join the cast…

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Listen to This Podcast to See if You're an Introvert! 1:12:39

13d ago1:12:39

1:12:39

Studio Ghibli and the creature known only as Ranger lead their flock of spider children on a relentless pursuit of Agrigenta and Fingerdale. Hi, new listeners! Hope that synopsis was straightforward for you! Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as alway…

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Lunch is Always Fun With Friends (New Campaign Kickoff! 500th Episode!) 1:08:03

27d ago1:08:03

1:08:03

500th Episode Spectacular, and the start of a new campaign??!? Well that's pretty nice, if you ask me!! When Park Rangers Quincy Ampersand (Joe Lepore), Wendy Baleen (Carly Monardo), and Charlie Chucklebutt (Ali Fisher) enjoy a lunch break on a beautiful spring day, it feels like absolutely nothing can go wrong. And don't worry, by the end of the e…

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[Patreon Preview] The Nintendo Switch- Part 1 5:49

1M ago5:49

5:49

When Threadcount-900 (Christopher Hastings), Vestavia (Carly Monardo), and Mitzi (Ali Fisher), are sent to investigate Darkmoon Deep Science Station and its chief scientist, Dr. Aldo Nintendo (Joe Lepore), nothing can prepare them for the adventure that awaits. Hopefully they can save the galaxy...in time. To hear the rest of this episode, and all …

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The Only Good Elf 56:33

1M ago56:33

56:33

Lemon finds herself alone, facing impossible odds against- you guessed- the Fungalganger. Meanwhile, Linus, Uly, and Paris search for answers on a ship that may not be above water for very long. And what if, thrown into the mix, was a legendary warrior, the one Dark Elf cursed-with goodness?? Well who knows what could happen... Follow us on twitter…

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You've Got Mail 2: You've Still Got Mail 52:26

2M ago52:26

52:26

Now that Kathleen Kelly (Meg Ryan) has finally found love in-of all places-the heart of Book Megastore tycoon Joe Fox (Tom Hanks), she thinks she has it all. But when Joe heads off to open the world's largest bookstore across the pond, can his same old emails compete with the new missives she starts receiving from a mysterious stranger? And when fo…

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[Patreon Preview] The Voyager 6:48

2M ago6:48

6:48

When a mysterious visitor...traveller... Voyager arrives on the CSS Cavalier, he seeks to learn all he can about this little starship where we lay our scene. And who better to guide him than Meredith Chesterfield (Ali Fisher), Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), and Threadcount-900 (Christopher Hastings). And what happens when the Voyager offers one of t…

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Introducing Sagas of Sundry: Goblin Mode 1:57:49

2M ago1:57:49

1:57:49

BEEP BEEP! Special Guest Pod on the Feed! Three minions are left alive after the dungeon where they work is ransacked by "heroes." Led by gamemaster Amy Vorpahl, two skeletons (Danielle Radford and Dan Casey) and a goblin (Jason Nguyen) set out to see if they can escape the pit into which they've fallen, find their friends, and get back to serving …

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Weird Guys on Boats 46:19

2M ago46:19

46:19

Finally our heroes do the unthinkable: meet a bunch of weird guys on boats! Watch out, folks! First two podcast rows will get wet! And meanwhile: A shoe repair appointment takes an interesting turn... Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sy…

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A Big Bad Baptism 1:04:21

3M ago1:04:21

1:04:21

With Studio Ghibli (Joe Lepore) and the creature known only as "Ranger" (Tim Platt) in hot pursuit of Agrigenta, it's only a matter of time before they find her and stop her wild machinations. That is, as long as they don't run into a truly strange parade. A strange parade indeed... Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probabl…

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[Patreon Preview] Defending Your Holy Life 5:10

3M ago5:10

5:10

When a new spot opens up in a prestigious Choir of Space Angels, Bubbsriel (Carly Monardo) is summoned from the CSS Cavalier to Space Heaven to see if she's up to the task. She'll have to give it her all, because overseeing her trials are none other than Holy Attorney General Zacchaeus Zebulon (Christopher Hastings). Luckily, Bubbs will have help f…

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No Lemon, No Party 52:09

3M ago52:09

52:09

With Lemon captured by the villainous Agrigenta Salumeria and her devious parasite Fingerdale, Linus, Uly, and Paris have no choice but to discuss the evolution of the Sid Meier's Civilizati—rescue her! And when Lemon and her captors reach Pennsylvania Base Camp, you know that can only mean one thing: Intercourse! Follow us on twitter for goodness …

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Blood Drive 48:07

4M ago48:07

48:07

Uh Oh! Our heroes are trapped in the clutches of Sanguina Bob, Paris is still covered in Neon Black, Uly seems to be getting stranger-sorry, more human- by the minute, it's getting to be too much! I just hope, and pray, that plot lines don't begin to shockingly converge!! Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best …

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[UNLOCKED] Wealthy Poorson's Nethermurk Almanack: Water 6:55

4M ago6:55

6:55

As a special end of year treat for you, our finest listeners, we're unlocking a taste of some of the dee-lectable bonus content you can find on our PATREON! We can't make the show without our beautiful Patreon supporters- you seem beautiful, shouldn't you be one of them? Wealthy Poorson, one of the 10 richest Batpeople in the Nethermurk, used his i…

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[UNLOCKED] The Mysterious Matter of Ted Crount 52:04

4M ago52:04

52:04

UNLOCKED! As a special year-end treat, we're releasing one of our most popular episodes this year from behind the paywall! Enjoy to your heart's content, and hey, when you're done, if you want to check out more of the latest adventures on Oh These, Those Stars of Space, head over to our Patreon- you'll be glad you did! When ship systems begin to go…

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Yuletide Kombat 2024: PROM EDITION 1:00:00

4M ago1:00:00

1:00:00

Every year, the Rude Tales crew plays Yuletide Kombat Family, an amazing adventure where holiday characters fight each other to save Christmas (I think?). This year, however, the battle is PROM-THEMED! How? Why? Who? Huh? All will be answered in YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY IV: PROM! Yuletide Kombat Family is invented, GM’d, produced, and sound designed …

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[Patreon Preview] Cube of Terror 7:04

4M ago7:04

7:04

When Vanguard Internal Affairs Officer Hank Pissed (Joe Lepore), arrives on the CSS Cavalier, he summons two top agents, Scandal (Carly Monardo) and Charity (Ali Fisher), to help him uncover a deadly mystery- and how does it involve Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt) and Cubik, the Amazing Cube (Branson Reese)??? To hear the rest of this episode, and all…

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[PATREON PREVIEW] Goblin With a Fat Ass, GM'ed By Carly! 19:17

4M ago19:17

19:17

"Silent night, holy night"? Fat chance! This holiday season, we're treating you to a fully produced bonus game from the Rude Crew: Tom Bloom's "Goblin With A Fat Ass". Run and produced by Rude Tales of Magic's Carly Monardo, this very special episode introduces Rude Tales of Magic: Nethermurk's GM, Christopher Hastings, Joe Lepore (Rude Tales of Ma…

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Portrait of a Problem 51:19

5M ago51:19

51:19

The gang enters the mosquito temple. Will they survive it's many dangers? Well with Paris blinded and covered in unending darkness...could go either way! Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! This e…

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[Patreon Preview] The Ship Before Time 7:44

5M ago7:44

7:44

When Boboli (Carly Monardo), Single Chance (Tim Platt), and Guy Normal (Branson Reese), find themselves on an ancient starship, they find themselves in an adventure... 65 MILLION YEARS IN THE MAKING. To hear the rest of this episode, and all of our bonus content, Join our Patreon now for tons more stuff! PATREON IS NOW THE ONLY PLACE TO HEAR NEW TH…

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You've Got Nail 55:00

5M ago55:00

55:00

As our heroes prepare to enter the Mosquito Temple in search of God's Blood, we turn to a darker corner of these creepy caves. Agrigenta (Carly Monardo) and Studio Ghibli (Joe Lepore) remain trapped in the Neon Black after killing the popular band Containment, but will a mysterious creature known only as "Ranger" (Tim Platt) be able to rescue them?…

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A Light Snack 52:15

6M ago52:15

52:15

Alt Title: Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Getting their Light Eaten Some Personal News: All of our classic live shows are up for sale in our Patreon Shop! You don't have to be a patron to purchase (though Patrons do get sweet discounts), so what are you waiting for? would you pass up the chance to reunite with Naughty Nico?? Follow us on…

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Blood Tales of Depravity III: A Graveyard Smash 1:30:20

6M ago1:30:20

1:30:20

...And so it was foretold, when the clock struck October and that first chill was felt on the wind, when children would gambol about in foolish costumes begging for treats, and Rude Tales of Magic would have a third release week in a month, that they would pause their beloved ongoing narrative (Nethermurk: In Theaters Now!), and turn their tales fr…

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[Patreon Preview] A Very Long Minute (With Ryan North) 5:19

6M ago5:19

5:19

Ah yes, just another typical day aboard the CSS Cavalier for crewmembers like Vestavia (Carly Monardo), Gelmire Lysdander (Tim Platt), and Dr. Dewey (Christopher Hastings). But will it remain that way when Carlzoid Frontstuff (Guest Star RYAN NORTH) returns? No, no it won't. But they'll have plenty of time to figure that out... Special thanks to Ry…

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A Nice Dead City On A Lake 1:02:15

7M ago1:02:15

1:02:15

Just when they think they've escaped the forest of carnivorous plants, the gang finds themselves in a tiny echo-pocket of air surrounded by a freezing lake full of *gulp* sharks! Will they ever reach Culicidan, City Con Carne? Or are they quickly devoured by sharks and most of this episode is just looping lake wave sound effects? Listen to find out…

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Bush Did It 1:14:15

7M ago1:14:15

1:14:15

Our Heroes travel upwards. But in some cruel twist of fate, only greater dangers await them?? Dang! I thought they were already through the vexing obstacles!!! Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered. Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button! …

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[Patreon Preview] The Mysterious Matter of Ted Crount 6:34

7M ago6:34

6:34

When ship systems begin to go strangely awry aboard the CSS Cavalier, Engineer Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo) and Groomda (Tim Platt) have little choice but call upon the help of the Cavalier's IT department. But when help arrives, they can't help but be intrigued by IT Specialist Ted Crount (Christopher Hastings). Yes...there's something strange…

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Tim Platt's TEETH LIKE BEAK: SNEAK BEAK 10:19

7M ago10:19

10:19

This clip contains a sneak peak of Tim Platt's debut comedy album TEETH LIKE BEAK out Monday, 9/30. If you're interested, please pre-save on Spotify or pre-order on iTunes here. If you're in the NYC area, Tim's doing an album release show/party at Littlefield on Monday, 9/30! You can get tix and more info here. If you want to see Tim perform in Chi…

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Catechism and Containment (with Special Guest James Adomian) 1:15:21

7M ago1:15:21

1:15:21

Mamma Mia! We turn from our heroes' journey to train our narrative eye to another side of the thrilling world of Nethermurk. Following the Dark Elves' capture of peaceful Wingslip, Elfiscuri agents Agrigenta Salumeria (Carly Monardo), Vocal Monument (Tim Platt), and Studio Ghibli (Joe Lepore) attempt to use two VIP prisoners- CONTAINMENT's own Kevi…

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