Adventures of the Blue Dwarf, a giant mining ship with an inept crew. This interactive story is written by members.
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Listen here to learn about seasonal hints and tips for your allotment or garden from us at Ashbourne Road and District Allotments Derby. We can be a tad outrageous, rude and even a bit naughty, but growing your own flowers, fruit and vegetables from seed should be fun and definitely memorable! We will teach you all you want (and need to know) coming directly from off the plot including chitting and as well as chatting to other unsuspecting folk from around site and beyond. The Plotcast is an ...
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Angedrian, a blue and green planet in the habitable zone of the star Isvara, is a planet thriving with life, which is orbited by the Dragon Moon. It is home to a great many species of thriving humanoids including commonly dragonborn, dwarf, elf, gnome, halfling, human, tiefling, bugbear, lizardfolk, centaur, tabaxi, and every manner of half-species mix. Sequestered away in their own enclaves are firbolg, goblin, goliath, kenku, kobold, minotaur, orc, tortle, and yaun-ti. And everywhere, ther ...
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S3 E10 - Your First Plot: What To Ask, What To Know and What To Grow
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38:41In this episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast, Julia and Elaine are back with a lively discussion about the ins and outs of securing your very own allotment. With plenty of laughter and insightful anecdotes, they kick off the episode by sharing their personal experiences with the joys and challenges of allotment life. The duo dives into the essent…
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S3 E9 - What Barry Did Wrong and What Elaine Did Wrong
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42:06In this episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast, Elaine and Julia are back with plenty of gardening wisdom and a few laughs as they tackle the trials and tribulations of growing beetroot and peas. The episode kicks off with a delightful discussion about their recent experiences, including a humorous exchange about Barry's unfortunate bean mishap in …
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In this lively episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast, Julia and Elaine return to discuss the delights of growing pumpkins, squashes, and sweet corn, as well as the intricacies of succession planting. The episode kicks off with a humorous exchange about the recent warm weather and its effects on their allotment activities, including a comical misha…
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Join Elaine and Julia for another informative episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast! In this engaging instalment, they dive into the delightful world of salads, aptly titled "S for Salad." The episode opens with a light-hearted banter about the simplicity and cost-effectiveness of growing your own salad greens. Elaine shares her disbelief at the n…
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Join Julia and Elaine for another delightful episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast! In this vibrant instalment, they tackle the intriguing topic of flowers, aptly titled "The F Word." As they dive into listener questions, they share tips on growing various flowers, including sweet peas and zinnias, while also discussing the importance of protectin…
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Join Elaine and Julia for another entertaining episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast! In this lively instalment, they discuss the ups and downs of allotment gardening, including the amusing mishaps of the week, such as Julia's unfortunate tumble in the shed and the resulting broken mugs. The episode kicks off with a humorous exchange about the unp…
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Join Julia and Elaine for another engaging episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast! In this lively instalment, they dive into the world of gardening with a focus on the quirky and creative ways to grow your own produce. The episode kicks off with an amusing discussion about Julia's posh phone voice and leads into a heartfelt message from listener Fi…
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S3 E3 - Erections (The Safe for Work edit)
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41:21Join Elaine and Julia for another entertaining episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast! In this lively installment, they shares their amusing confessions about recording in the great outdoors, with the sounds of nature providing an unexpected backdrop. As they dive into listener questions, they discuss innovative ways to grow carrots in potato bags …
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Join Julia and Elaine for another delightful episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast as they dive into the joys and challenges of allotment gardening in season three, episode two! This week, the duo welcomes back some of their favourite starter plotters who share their experiences and lessons learned from their first year on the allotment. Listen in…
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S3 E1 - The One When The Weatherman Turned The Air Blue
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44:17Join Elaine, Julia, and producer Gareth as they kick off season three of the Potty Plotters Plotcast with a lively and humorous episode! In this first instalment, the trio navigates the quirks of recording in a cosy community room instead of their usual allotment, sharing witty banter about the unexpected joys of bowling greens and the enticing dri…
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The Potty Plotter Plotcast is back! To whet your whistle ahead of season 3 Elaine and Julia welcome you back. Episode 1 is available from Wednesday 5th February. If you enjoy the Plotcast and would like to leave us a support us to keep going - head to https://ko-fi.com/thepottyplotters Follow us @pottyplotters on Facebook, Instagram & Twitter Get i…
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S1: E26: To Stop The Demon Mind Flayer...
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36:36The party, tricked by an imposter, now stand on one side of a door in a basement all too familiar for Fodinis with Varkidar on the other side... prepared for a final fight... Support the showBy Angedrian Dungeon Master
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S1: E25: The Canville Port Manor House Revisited...
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51:25Safely back from the Blight, the party assumes a rest will be in order before they stock up and return to the Blight... but... fate has another path... Support the showBy Angedrian Dungeon Master
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S1: E24: A rest and then... we finish this!
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49:12Having settled the volcano and the giants, the party begins making their way back to Pathilius but runs into a bit of interference... Support the showBy Angedrian Dungeon Master
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Join Elaine and Julia in the final episode of season two of the Potty Plotters Plotcast! As they wrap up the year with episode 40, the duo reflects on the ups and downs of the gardening season. With a touch of humour, they discuss their attempts at drying loofahs and the mishaps that ensued. If you’ve had better luck with your green loofahs, they’d…
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S1: E23: Sometimes things are not what they seem...
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45:59The party confronted the fire giant and takes him on full force along with his fiery minions... but, in the aftermath of the battle, they discover disturbing secrets... Support the showBy Angedrian Dungeon Master
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S2 E39 - The One Where Gareth Loses Control
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41:16Join Elaine and Julia for a whimsical yet insightful episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast. As the autumn leaves paint the allotment in vibrant hues, the duo reflect on the beauty of the season's changes. From the striking red foliage of blueberry bushes to the fern-like asparagus beds, the plotters are captivated by nature's poetry. The episode t…
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S1: E22: Into the fire, no holds barred...
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45:03Having been ensconced in the discoveries of the ancient giant temple, the party faces the decision of what to do about the three threats in their midst... the volcano, the fire elemental, and the fire giant... Support the showBy Angedrian Dungeon Master
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S2 E38 - Old Books; Splitting Rhubarb; And The Return of Rob Rose
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35:56Julia and Elaine are back with another delightful episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast. In this episode, they embark on a nostalgic journey through old gardening books, discovering that despite the years, the core principles of gardening remain unchanged. They chat about the enduring wisdom found in these books and marvel at the simplicity of pas…
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Having made their way to Sayne and discovered a large new volcano is present, the party continues to explore the caverns and tunnels of ancient cities at the base of the volcano... but they are in for a surprise they didn't expect. Support the showBy Angedrian Dungeon Master
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S2 E37 - Murder on the Plot, Beans and Medlars
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31:35Elaine and Julia are back with another lively episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast! This time, they kick off with a humorous discussion about the burning season on the allotment and the potential for a murder mystery game inspired by Cluedo, but with a plot twist. They brainstorm how the podcast could be integrated into the game, making it a uniq…
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S1: E20: Beneath Eons of Dust and Grime...
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51:16The party adventures down the first of the three passages at the bottom of the Sayne volcano only to discover it is not empty and not friendly... Support the showBy Angedrian Dungeon Master
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S2 E36 - Lasagne, Tights and Where Is The Weatherman?
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40:36Elaine and Julia are back with another lively episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast. In this episode, they welcome new neighbours Glynis and Trevor to plot number 32 and discuss the noisy yet charming atmosphere of their allotment. The trio dives into the practicalities of using IBCs (Intermediate Bulk Containers) for water storage on the plot, of…
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S1: E19: Mind Games in the Ancient City....
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51:03The party begins their exploration in earnest of the three entrances of the ancient city... Support the showBy Angedrian Dungeon Master
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S2 E35 - Seeds, Sweat Peas, and Spring Bulbs
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38:13Elaine and Julia are back, and this time they're recording outside at the beginning of October. They kick off by discussing the unfortunate fate of Gerry's sweet corn, stripped by magpies, and move on to updates from last week's episode. Gareth, shares his experience with poached pears and planting garlic in tubs. We provide tips on how to salvage …
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S1: E18: New Friends and Painful Goodbyes...
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45:37Having downed the green dragon quickly, the party decides what to do with the kobolds and, more importantly, how they will proceed to the next city of ruins... Support the showBy Angedrian Dungeon Master
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S2 E34 - Storing Your Apples and Growing Garlic
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38:30Elaine and Julia are back with another engaging episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast! In this episode, they tackle a listener’s question from Alix in Bristol about the pros and cons of using fabric pots and air pruning for patio gardening. Elaine shares her experiences with fabric pots and explains why she prefers reusing plastic pots. Julia dive…
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The party meets with new friends in the depths of the Hespa mines and formulates a plan to save the lost dragon... Support the showBy Angedrian Dungeon Master
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S2 E33 Wildlife On The Plots and Rusty Plants
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38:42Elaine and Julia are back, taking refuge in the new summer house at Potty Plotters HQ due to the unseasonably cold September weather. In this episode, they discuss the challenges of managing allotments and gardens during unpredictable weather, with a focus on wildlife and the impact of frost on their beloved dahlias and other plants. The duo shares…
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S1: E16: Stoney cave, dark wizard, and... a dragon!
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49:27Having found Hespa and it's great mysterious tree, the party maps the ruins only to find a large gaping hole below the tree... Support the showBy Angedrian Dungeon Master
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S2 E32 - Pumpkins, Squashes, and Allotment Laughs
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35:11Elaine and Julia return with another delightful episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast, filled with laughter and practical gardening advice. This week, they dive into the world of squashes and pumpkins, sharing tips on how to manage these sprawling plants on your allotments. They discuss the importance of lifting pumpkins off the ground to prevent …
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S1: E15: The Enchanting Forest of Hespa...
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51:49Returning to the Blight, the party finds the ruins of Hespa and some surprising vegetation and life... Support the showBy Angedrian Dungeon Master
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This time Elaine and Julia talk to Thelma Robinson from the Derbyshire Beekeepers Association. Thelma educates listeners on the challenges bees faced this year, the importance of planting for pollinators, and the fascinating behaviour of honeybees. Julia’s curiosity leads to a whimsical discussion on whether bees have knees, adding a touch of humou…
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S1:E14: The Complicated Next Steps for the Kingdom of Pathilia...
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51:45In the depths of Filla, the party finds a crypt which exploration reveals some unsavory history. Back in Pathilius, the king gives them a new mission for which they must prepare... Support the showBy Angedrian Dungeon Master
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In this episode, Elaine and Julia tackle the topic of weed management on allotments, offering practical advice and sharing personal anecdotes about the use of weed burners. They discuss the pros and cons of using weed burners versus traditional methods and the importance of safety when handling such equipment. Elaine and Julia also delve into the e…
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Elaine and Julia are back for another episode of the Potty Plotters Plotcast, enjoying the lovely weather outside. The main topic of discussion is the multifaceted use of sheds on allotments. Elaine shares her experience of having three sheds—one for pots, one for tools, and a sitting shed for relaxation and occasional tea and cream scones. Julia t…
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Season 1: Mid-Season Recap (SPOILER ALERT!) - Ep 1 to 13
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10:53At the halfway point in the season, we will take a break for two weeks and return on September 2, 2024 with Episode 14. In the meantime, enjoy this recap of the first 13 episodes!! Support the showBy Angedrian Dungeon Master
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In this lively episode, Elaine and Julia celebrate National Allotments Week, discussing the importance of showcasing allotment activities and welcoming the local community to learn more about the joys of allotment gardening. They reflect on the changing demographics of allotment users, noting the increase in flowers. The duo shares amusing anecdote…
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S1:E13: The Vast Riches of the Ruins of Filla...
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53:32Having surveyed the ruins of Filla, the party goes in for a closer look... Support the showBy Angedrian Dungeon Master
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Back together and ready for the king's mission, the party takes to the air in the Lonely Lady... Support the showBy Dan Milner
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S2 E27 - The Hanging Gardens of Lettuce...and Finally Some Harvest
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38:58In this episode, Elaine and Julia find themselves recording from Gareth’s house due to logistical reasons, giving them a chance to nosey around his plants and greenhouse. They discuss the challenges of staying on task at the allotment, especially when faced with the overwhelming need to deadhead, harvest, and water. Gareth showcases his modest toma…
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Having closed the eruptions and tunnels with the help of the drow, the party makes its way back to Pathilia... and the king... Support the showBy Dan Milner
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S1: E10: Many above, many below, together we fight, defeat the foe...
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48:51Still reveling in the delights of Narvandor, the party makes a bargain to solve the problem of the eruptions... Support the showBy Dan Milner
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S2 E26 - Crinkly Leaves, Rain Water and Pruning Trees
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30:04In this episode, Elaine and Julia discuss the importance of pruning fruit trees and share their personal experiences with espalier pear trees, apple trees, and the intriguing plumcot. Learn the best practices for summer pruning to encourage growth and fruit production for the next year. They also delve into the benefits of collecting rainwater for …
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Having discovered the source of the tunneling, the party now faces the challenge of what to do about it and how... Support the showBy Dan Milner
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S1:E8: The Mysterious Tunnel of the Underdark...
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52:22Far below ground, the party faces some immediate challenges and explores the source of another intrusion... this time, an intrusion into the Underdark itself... Support the showBy Dan Milner
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S2 E25 - Lifting Parsnips, Potatoes and Blueberries
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28:45In this episode, Elaine and Julia find themselves serenaded by the sounds of an 80s and 90s music festival nearby, but they stick to the task at hand—discussing all things allotment. They clarify some points from last week's episode, including what Elaine has been harvesting from her plot. They dive into the mysteries of potatoes, especially those …
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S1:E7: Decisions, decisions, diecisions...
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47:23After everyone, except the druid and the ranger, have a somewhat relaxing week in Pathilia, the party discusses their options, makes some inquiries, and then must come to some tough decisions... Support the showBy Dan Milner
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While the druid and the ranger investigate the woods, everyone else waits... nervously... Support the showBy Dan Milner
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S1 E24 - Sweetcorn and an update from Gareth's Greenhouse
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33:56In this episode, Elaine and Julia discuss the challenges of this year's unpredictable weather and its impact on their gardening efforts. From waterlogged plots to late planting seasons, they share their experiences and offer advice on how to adapt. Kev's potatoes are a no-show, and the ladies ponder the mysterious disappearance of bees, leading to …
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