Best AssHoles Anonymous Podcasts (2025)

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Sucking A Worm Out Of Your Eyeball Jelly – SIDESHOW 39:45

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Episode Summary Tim returns for another gloriously disturbing Tuesday Sideshow, featuring stories of frog weddings gone wrong, worms wriggling in human eyeballs, and a new Christmas carol soundtrack courtesy of the extremely disabled Toby Smiles. Plus, listener voicemails on speakerphone stereotypes and the eternal debate: do you wipe sitting or st…

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Tactical Soap, Tactical Shavers, Tactical Bullshit – BONUS SEGMENT – SIDESHOW 14:30

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🤖 AI Boyfriends Are Ghosting Their Users 🍺 King Cobra’s Drunken Feminism 🪖 The Rise of Tactical Everything 🧪 Final Dose of Cobra Wisdom 👉 Featured image: Nick Bolton pitching the Bell & Howell Tac Shaver, cosplaying as a soldier in front of a green screen desert. The post Tactical Soap, Tactical Shavers, Tactical Bullshit – BONUS SEGMENT – SIDESHOW…

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When Your Penis Shadow Looms Large 37:40

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On Today’s Show: Plus: racial sensitivity training clips, Tim’s mom update, and a reminder that “I don’t eat spaghetti without a fork” might be the next great DV catchphrase. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post When Your Penis Shadow Looms Large first appeared on Distorted View Daily.…

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Anthill Garnets & Glorious Gold 42:00

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This week, host Jane Marie talks to Bay Area jeweler and sustainable mining activist Ana Brazaitytė about where and how we get our precious metals and gems. You can find more from Ana here: https://trussandore.com/ Instagram: @trussandore Tik Tok: @trussandore And don't forget that in a few weeks (August 29th!) we'll be offering a whole new way to …

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Carnivore Cum Ice Cream and Emotional Support Lattes 50:58

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Episode Summary: It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim wraps up the week with a full buffet of bizarre human behavior, social media meltdowns, and questionable culinary experiments. From Starbucks berry drink withdrawals to homemade “carnivore ice cream” with a truly primal secret ingredient, today’s show is equal parts ridiculous, gross, and oddly educatio…

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Crippled Claus, Killer Karens, and Creepy Comic-Con Creepers- SIDESHOW 46:10

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Today On The Show: 🎅 Crippled Claus, Culty Karens, & Comic-Con Creepers! Hey Freaks! It’s Thursday, August 14th, 2025, and today’s Sideshow exclusive is stuffed fuller than Santa’s catheter bag! On the show: Santa’s rolling in for Christmas this year… literally. Yes, Santa’s in a wheelchair and we’ve got the song to prove it. When […] The post Crip…

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Impaling My Eyeball While Chasing a McDonald’s Breakfast Deal – BONUS SEGMENT – SIDESHOW 17:01

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💉Distorted View Daily: Hairbrush Eye Stabbing, Breakfast Bagel Emergencies & Government-Approved Parenting 🎙 Sideshow Exclusive Bonus Segment! Today, Tim proves once again that his fine motor skills haven’t improved since infancy—jamming a hairbrush directly into his eyeball during a frantic race to secure McDonald’s bagel sandwiches before the bre…

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“I Nuked My Diaper for Love!” – Adult Baby’s SHOCKING Microwave Poop Recipe 56:40

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On Today’s Show: Plus: listener voicemails, petty irritations, Christian whores, and more absurdity than your microwave can handle. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post “I Nuked My Diaper for Love!” – Adult Baby’s SHOCKING Microwave Poop Recipe first appeared on Distorted View Daily.…

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Hand Pussy Therapy with America’s Grossest Sex Coach – SIDESHOW 43:20

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Today On The Show: ✋🍽️ Fine Dining Gets a Finger: Some people want an amuse-bouche before their appetizer—others want a pre-meal fingering right at the picnic table. Is public digital diddling the new restaurant trend? (Spoiler: The answer is “disorderly conduct.”) 📦🍆 Prime Pervert Delivery: An Amazon delivery driver in Spain goes above and beyond—…

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Clinging to a High Five Like It’s a Marriage Proposal – BONUS SEGMENT – SIDESHOW 14:36

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💉 POZ Panic, Mead’s Creepy Chick-fil-A Love Song, and a Speakerphone Showdown Tim’s back for a bonus Sideshow segment after a sick week — and just in time for Poz Load Monday (yes, the jingle is stuck in his head and sometimes escapes into public spaces). Fresh from a doctor’s appointment where the bloodwork menu […] The post Clinging to a High Fiv…

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Which Disney Character Is Into Anonymous Raw Sex? 48:13

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Today on the show:💃 Richard Simmons returns from the dead to motivate your fat ass (and sing about eclairs)💻 When your AI girlfriend turns into an accomplice in an assassination plot🐭 The shocking common ground between vintage Disney cartoons and anonymous raw sex💦 Plus, it’s Pause Load Monday — and Tim brings you a very […] The post Which Disney C…

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Getting Fingered Is Just Part Of The 5 Star Dining Experience – SIDESHOW 46:56

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Tim kicks off this Sextastic Tuesday with a sponsor request that could only come from a true DV degenerate: an AI-generated, filth-caked erotic novella pairing Kamala Harris and Joe Biden in a whirlwind of piss, scat, pegging, and Oval Office abuse. Yes, Lars from Orange County paid good money for this political porn nightmare, and […] The post Get…

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Hyperfixed Feed Drop! "Two Birds, One Hundred Stones" 49:11

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This week The Dream presents a very special episode of a show that we adore - Hyperfixed. Here's how the wonderful people at Hyperfixed describe it: "Keenan always had this question about his mom's past, and he turned to us for help. And then we turned to him for help. A very special episode of Hyperfixed." You can find more from Hyperfixed here: h…

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Dildos Raining Down at WNBA Games 45:37

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🏀 Distorted View Daily – August 7th, 2025 🍉🎙️ On Today’s Episode: 💩 Highlights & Low Points:📣 DV Announcements:🥳 Listener Birthdays:🗑️ Final Thoughts: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Dildos Raining Down at WNBA Games first appeared on Distorted View Daily.…

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The Zoo That Feeds Your Pets To The Lions – SIDESHOW 36:46

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🎙 Distorted View Daily – August 6, 2025 – Sideshow Exclusive It’s a late but oh-so-nasty 🍑 Sextastic Tuesday and Tim’s diving headfirst into a 🤖 Brent Spiner erotic fanfic so graphic even Data’s emotion chip would short-circuit. Could this filth be penned by none other than 🥴 Gail Cord Shuler herself? The plot: ballroom […] The post The Zoo That Fe…

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Scrotal Treatment For Your Blaque Alpha Daddy 36:46

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On the Show: Ball tapping is out — ball treatment is in. Today, Tim serves up a nut-centric audio buffet for sponsor Neetee, complete with black alpha daddy dominance drills. Plus: All this, listener voicemails, and more brain-melting stupidity from around the globe. 📅 Sponsor: Neetee – BLAQUE content request fulfilled.🎧 Listen now: distortedview.c…

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You Hungry? This Poon Is Ripe 46:41

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On the Show: 💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation because he might have said “breakfast.” A reminder that in America, fast food confusion can lead to canine units. 🦇 Bat in Mouth, Bills in HandA woman accidentally eats part […] The post You Hungry? This P…

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Striving Is Bad For Your Health 35:10

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This week we are going into the archives to one of our favorite episodes from The Dream Season 3... Who does coaching work least well for? Turns out it’s the exact people who could benefit most from it, according to the industry. Dr. Sherman James and Dr. Arline Geronimus discuss the downsides of positive thinking, bootstrapping, and mindset cultur…

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Sex Hungry Bitch Vs. Board Of Education 54:06

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On the Show: 💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation because he might have said “breakfast.” A reminder that in America, fast food confusion can lead to canine units. 🦇 Bat in Mouth, Bills in HandA woman accidentally eats part […] The post Sex Hungry Bitch V…

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When You Just Need A Hole To Stuff – SIDESHOW 45:22

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Tim dives headfirst into a chaotic cesspool of degeneracy, dysfunction, and digital drama featuring: 🧠 Highlights & Quotes: 📸 Featured Image:Check out the billboard that has Miami doing a double-take at what appears to be a cartoon dick-finger combo on a shark. Juicy. 💬 Listener Voicemails: 🎁 Reminder:Sideshow freaks, don’t miss yesterday’s bonus s…

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New Slur For 2025 Just Dropped – BONUS SEGMENT – SIDESHOW 14:01

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Topics Covered: Final Thoughts:Tim wraps up with a reminder that tomorrow’s full-length episode will feature even more bizarre content. The post New Slur For 2025 Just Dropped – BONUS SEGMENT – SIDESHOW first appeared on Distorted View Daily.By Tim Henson

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Redneck Vampires Are Rising Up In The South 51:37

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On the Show Today: Also: 🎧 Sponsor: Big thanks to DV listener Satan’s Porthole for supporting today’s show and requesting a roast of Finland. This one’s for you and your sauna-loving, reindeer-eating compatriots. 🔊 Voicemail: 206-666-4463📩 Email: [email protected]💸 Sponsor a Show: Only $25! PayPal: [email protected] 👑 Not a Sideshow membe…

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Trying To Sneak In A Little Public Butt Sniffing – SIDESHOW 38:20

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On Today’s Sideshow Exclusive: Plus: A possible “repeat offender” in police bodycam footage—freaks suspect a recurring lunatic. Vomiting during the news segment thanks to a Chipotle bowl-induced burp. A listener voicemail with a shocking story of an arts and humanities teacher who threw chairs and compared apples to boobs. Birthday wishes to Davide…

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One Star: Would Not Recommend Astral Projecting Into That Room – BONUS SEGMENT -SIDESHOW 18:00

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Today on the Sideshow: 🔮 Astral Plane or Just Plain Nuts?Meade Skelton returns with a mystifying livestream featuring tales of out-of-body experiences, astral projections, and mysterious floral-clad ghost women invading his room. Could Meade be dabbling in dark metaphysical arts? Or is it just another late-night wet dream wrapped in spiritual delus…

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Pummel Me, Bro: Alpha Male Homoerotic Hug Fights 58:04

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On Today’s Episode: Plus: 💥 Listen Now 📅 Date: Monday, July 28, 2025 🔒 Bonus segment for Sideshow freaks drops later today! 🎧 Sideshow sign-up: ⁠distortedview.com⁠ 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 📬 Email: ⁠[email protected]⁠ 💰 Support: ⁠Patreon.com/DistortedView Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Pummel M…

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Which Lords Work? 36:40

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This week, host Jane Marie talks to Julie Jo, a former top MLM distributor who found herself one rung from the top of the pyramid and realized that was too far to fall. You can find more from Julie Jo here: YouTube: @juliejo Instagram: @walkin_on_lexapro Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.…

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Sex Cult Television – Now With 100% More Robot Breasts 51:57

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Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 25, 2025 🎉 It’s National Orgasm Week, Freaks!Celebrate your right to moan with 50% off at AdamAndEve.com. We’re talking vibrating nipple clamps, Newton’s Cradle-inspired cock rings, and whatever future-sex gizmos are now USB-chargeable. Use promo code FREAK to turn your nips into pleasure batteries. On Today’s…

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The 1987 Penis Pump Buyers Guide 41:47

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I’ve got a Best-Of show to hold you over until today’s new episode drops in the afternoon! Segments 1. Opening News Story: Local News Anchor Eats Cat Vomit 2. Main Topics 3. Listener Voicemails Quote: “Honestly, ladies, you gotta be pretty fucking special to be considered jerk-off material in this day and age.” Caller 1: […] The post The 1987 Penis…

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In-Flight Hand Jobs Don’t Count For The Mile High Club – SIDESHOW 40:41

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🎙 Distorted View Daily – July 24, 2025💩 Shit Happens, Even in Diapers 🦿 Today on the Sideshow: 📼 Body Cam Gold:Watch a public pooper spiral into full-blown delusion and defiance while cops try to reason with a human stink cloud in a trash car fortress. 🎧 Sideshow Exclusive – Subscribe now at distortedview.com📬 Send […] The post In-Flight Hand Jobs …

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Checking On Clitoral Reflexes And Swampy Rectums – BONUS SEGMENT – SIDESHOW 16:44

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Today’s Sideshow-exclusive episode dives headfirst into fascist grifting, swampy rectums, and musical Jesus pleas. Tim delivers a deranged buffet of political lunacy, backwoods erotica, and off-key gospel in classic DV fashion. Here’s what’s coming up: 🧟‍♂️ Far-Right Joker Fired, Gets Rich Fast • Connor, the openly fascist star of that viral Jubile…

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Even AI Chatbot Girlfriends Are Rejecting Incels 44:34

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💉 Sponsored by: Davide (Happy Birthday, ya freak!) On Today’s Episode:🔹 When AI girlfriends start rejecting the incels who love them most🔹 Grok’s filthy “mommy” mode and the dawn of gooner chatbots🔹 DV listener Davide sponsors the show, while Greg from Austin gets roasted for being cheaper than a blood clot🔹 A 1970s porno trucker […] The post Even …

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Dad Found Your Diaper Fetish Videos – SIDESHOW 38:13

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🎙 Distorted View Daily: Sideshow Exclusive – July 22, 2025 💩 “Diaper Proof & the Trans Chanting Witch”On Today’s Episode:👶 When your dad finds out your Roblox channel includes diaper fetish content🌈 A woman tries to summon trans rights by chanting the same line 37 times🐦 Rooftop golden showers rain down from a drunken marketing […] The post Dad Fou…

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When Your Brother Pops A Breastfeeding Boner – BONUS SEGMENT – SIDESHOW 16:11

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🎙 Distorted View Daily: Racist Stalking & Stuttering Sperm Showdown Bonus Sideshow Episode👉 In today’s unhinged bonus installment of DV, it’s wall-to-wall degeneracy and dysfunction as Tim dives deep into the Meade Skelton racial obsession rabbit hole, revisits a familiar baby mama-stalking lunatic, and shares a horrifying tale involving cat porn, …

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High Five: Innocent Workplace Interaction Or Premarital Hand Sex? – You Decide! 52:21

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🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Roofies, Racism, and Russian Regret 💥 On Today’s Show: 💍 Today’s Show is Sponsored by:Discord user Scott_Taylor_DHG, who paid to dedicate the episode to his poor immobile friend Forbesy, a man so disabled he “caught a case of the retard.” The DV community wishes you the best, Forbesy. Please don’t sue. […] The post High Fiv…

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The Wellness Institute 34:13

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On this week's episode, host Jane Marie talks to someone who called into our tipline! We listen to all of them folks, so keep 'em coming. Chae is a clinical social worker and therapist who was intrigued by a continued ed class in hypnotherapy and the ways she could use hypnosis as a trauma modality in her practice. The class was taught at a place c…

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Three Women, One Asshole: Prolapse Synchronization Achieved 52:06

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Hey Freaks! On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily: 🔁 The Recycle Challenge: A livestreamer known as Theory crafts a piss-vomit smoothie using a friend’s pee and his own upchuck… and then drinks it for money. Yes, this is entertainment now. Sponsored by “Recycle Gang” and the darkest corner of TikTok. 🍑 Synchronized Prolapsing Porn: […] The pos…

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Road Dicks And Prostitute Queefs – SIDESHOW 52:38

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On today’s very full-bodied show: 🔹 Sagittarius Shawty reports back from her brothel-bedroom battlefield: 🔹 Love on the Spectrum: Meade Skelton Edition: 🔹 Elon Musk’s Geofence Penis: 🔹 Hair Today, Head Explosion Tomorrow: 📞 Plus: 💎 Sideshow Exclusive Not a member? ⁠Sign up now⁠ to gain access to full-length daily shows, exclusive content, and the […

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Miss Heroin Would Like A Word With You – BONUS SEGMENT – SIDESHOW 13:40

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Title: From Winnipeg Whores to Yodeling for Jesus Show Summary:Tim Henson returns for a chaotic, vintage-audio-soaked bonus segment exploring the weird, wild world of Stag Party records and Christian yodeling. From dirty novelty songs about Canadian prostitutes to sermons warning about the seductive power of heroin, it’s an absurd trip through forg…

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Canceling Witch Curses with Mr. Clean Magic Erasers 41:21

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Hey Freaks! On today’s episode of Distorted View Daily: 🧽 Jesus’ Secret Weapon: The Magic Eraser!Christian crackpot Katie Souza says you can wipe away demonic curses using a Mr. Clean sponge and the blood of Christ. It’s spiritual warfare meets late-night infomercial! Tim explores her latest descent into menthol-fueled madness—and kicks off the clu…

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Trigger Me Elmo: One Muppet’s Holocaust Hot Take- SIDESHOW 46:17

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“That’s How You Count, Bitch!”💊 Side effects may include anal swelling, genital yeast infections, and being serenaded by Tim’s ‘incest rap.’ 🎤 On Today’s Show: 🗞️ Headline Highlights: 🧻 Voicemails Include: 💬 Quote of the Day: “I want to fuck my mom up the ass, stick my big fat dick in her backwards gash.”—Tim, attempting […] The post Trigger Me Elm…

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Red Rags and Rig Rides: More Sex Tapes from the Open Road – BONUS SEGMENT – SIDESHOW 13:31

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🎧 Distorted View Daily: Bonus Segment – “Educate That Pussy”Originally aired: July 14, 2025 (Sideshow Exclusive) 👨‍🎓 Timmy Boo explores the dark genius of alpha male influencer grifting and the evolution of toxic masculinity content into podcast-style rage bait. Whether you’re a virgin loser, a rage-clicking liberal, or a dumb vocal fry hole noddin…

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Partly Redneck With a Chance of Crystal Meth 34:40

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🤯 On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off the week with a real blast from the masturbatory past: vintage 1970s audio “trucker tapes,” complete with absurd sex talk, ridiculous dialogue, and a surprising amount of filth involving bodily fluids and cross-contaminated orifices. It’s truly a Sextastic Tuesday… on a Monday. 👵 Plus, Tim’s mom returns for […] The …

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The Dream Team 42:56

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This week, host Jane Marie talks to former elite level Juice Plus distributor turned psychotherapist and anti-MLM activist, Brandie Hadfield. You can find more from Brandie Hadfield and here: Substack: https://brandiehadfield.substack.com Instagram: @brandiehadfield For more on Anti-MLM resources, visit: #antimlm resources ⬇️ linktr.ee/brandiehadfi…

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Ball-Scratching Brings in The Big Bucks 47:08

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On Today’s Show: 🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Friday, July 11th, 2025 Happy Friday, Freaks! We’re closing out the week with another deranged dive into the bowels of humanity — and Timmy Boo is serving up short bursts of weirdness before heading back to Ashtabula to relocate Mama Henson and her brand-new, adjustable shitter throne. Let’s […] The post Ba…

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Mecha Hitler Calls For Second Holocaust While Writing S&M Erotica – SIDESHOW 42:57

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🤘 Distorted View Daily: Thursday, July 10, 2025 🎙️ Sideshow Exclusive EpisodeHosted by: Tim HensonTheme: AIDS jizz communion wafers, tooth decay TikTokers, satanic gay porn, and weather weapon conspiracies. 🔥 On Today’s Episode: 🧼 Featured Segments: 💩 Not Safe For: 📆 Originally Released: July 10, 2025🔒 Available To: DV Sideshow Members only🎧 Join t…

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Dildo Gaggins – BONUS SEGMENT – SIDESHOW 13:46

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Show Notes: Bonus Segment with Tim Segment 1: Kids Bop Mead Skelton Parody Segment 2: Philosophical Porn Star Interview Segment 3: Gagging Video Segment 4: Cat Revenge Clip Closing Additional Notes: References to EFUCT for video content and a humorous tone throughout, blending shock value with commentary on the absurdity of the clips. Tim’s Wrap-Up…

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The Internet’s Horniest Incest Enthusiasts Have Entered the Chat 46:42

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On Today’s Show: 🎉 National Sucker Punch a Baby Day is back! Celebrate this time-honored tradition by punching a newborn square in the face. Tim walks us through the proud history of this idiotic fake holiday and what it really teaches us about infant uselessness. 👵 Phone Sex With Granny:Distorted View proudly presents an unforgettable […] The post…

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Iron Man’s Cocklet and the Knotting of Peter Parker’s Spiderhole – SIDESHOW 40:25

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🎧 Distorted View Daily: July 8th, 2025🦴 Sextastic Tuesday: Knot in the Name of Love On today’s exclusive Sideshow episode: 💥 Iron Man knots up in Spider-Man’s boy-pussy during an unholy erotic fanfic mash-up.🕳️ A deep dive into “Starker Festival Summer Bingo”—where kink meets comic book degeneracy. (Yes, there’s knotting. Yes, there’s a cocklet.)👨‍…

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A Match Made In Purrrgatory – BONUS SEGMENT – SIDESHOW 14:31

1M ago14:31

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Show Notes:Hey Freaks! Tim back with an all-new bonus Sideshow segment, and today we’re diving paw-first into a couple episodes of Love Don’t Judge — YouTube’s favorite series profiling couples who really make you question your faith in humanity. 🐾 👉 First up: a woman who believes she’s a cat. Not just a cosplay kink […] The post A Match Made In Pu…

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Gonad the Barbarian – Great Moments In Hentai History 55:43

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On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: 🧟‍♀️ Mama Boo Watch:Tim’s meth-recovering, meat-craving mother is wreaking havoc at her new physical rehab facility. From yelling about wheelchair tetherball to accusing staff of terrorism and drug mishandling, it’s clear she’s not vibing with institutional care. Bonus: She might’ve been poisoned by improperly stor…