Best Alice Asleson Podcasts (2025)

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One Page at a Time: Book 3, Page 431

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Oh, cheer up, listeners! Alice and Martha return to the One Page at a Time series, while the trio returns home for the summer holidays. All on this page: the first sighting of a very tiny owl, an absence of food (especially chocolate), and a few good games of Exploding Snap! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters…

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One Page at a Time: Book 3, Page 431 59:38

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Oh, cheer up, listeners! Alice and Martha return to the One Page at a Time series, while the trio returns home for the summer holidays. All on this page: the first sighting of a very tiny owl, an absence of food (especially chocolate), and a few good games of Exploding Snap! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters…

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Take Five, Take 4.24: Goblet of Fire, 115:01-120:00

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It might be the most boring five minutes yet, but that doesn’t mean it will be most boring Take Five yet! Alice and Martha are joined once again by special guest Shut Up Tim to discuss more of the maze (maize?), the incredibly underwhelming red sparks, and the thrilling discovery Cedric makes upon being transported to the graveyard. Please consider…

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Take Five, Take 4.24: Goblet of Fire, 115:01-120:00 1:20:35

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It might be the most boring five minutes yet, but that doesn't mean it will be most boring Take Five yet! Alice and Martha are joined once again by special guest Shut Up Tim to discuss more of the maze (maize?), the incredibly underwhelming red sparks, and the thrilling discovery Cedric makes upon being transported to the graveyard. Please consider…

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Take Five, Take 4.23: Goblet of Fire, 110:01-115:00

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On this Take Five, Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim talk mistakes of epic proportions, voiceover flubs, and the Hogwarts band. It might seem like we’re close to the end of the movie now that the third task is beginning, but there’s still lots to cover before we reach the goblet, which only Professor Moody knows the exact location of. Pl…

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Take Five, Take 4.23: Goblet of Fire, 110:01-115:00 1:31:48

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On this Take Five, Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim talk mistakes of epic proportions, voiceover flubs, and the Hogwarts band. It might seem like we're close to the end of the movie now that the third task is beginning, but there's still lots to cover before we reach the goblet, which only Professor Moody knows the exact location of. Pl…

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Fleur Delacour: Character Study, Part 3

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Alice and Martha close the book on Fleur, discussing her arc in the seventh book. Fleur may be ‘ideous as one of the seven Potters, but don’t worry – her beauty is noted in just about every other scene! And it doesn’t seem like she minded spending Christmas with Ron and missing out on Celestina’s warbling. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! …

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Fleur Delacour: Character Study, Part 3 53:30

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Alice and Martha close the book on Fleur, discussing her arc in the seventh book. Fleur may be 'ideous as one of the seven Potters, but don't worry - her beauty is noted in just about every other scene! And it doesn't seem like she minded spending Christmas with Ron and missing out on Celestina's warbling. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! …

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Take Five, Take 4.22: Goblet of Fire, 105:01-110:00

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Hello, Father! Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are back to discuss JUNIOR’S race around the courtroom, Karkaroff’s dramatics in the cage and the closet, and Dumbledore’s pensive monologuing about the Pensieve. You may be surprised by the appearance of Filch on this podcast! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/real…

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Take Five, Take 4.22: Goblet of Fire, 105:01-110:00 1:33:23

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Hello, Father! Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are back to discuss JUNIOR'S race around the courtroom, Karkaroff's dramatics in the cage and the closet, and Dumbledore's pensive monologuing about the Pensieve. You may be surprised by the appearance of Filch on this podcast! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/real…

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Fleur Delacour: Character Study, Part 2

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The characterfleur studies continue, as Alice and Martha discuss Phlegm in the fifth and sixth books. Ol’ Fleur Delacour eemproves ‘er Eenglish, ‘Arry becomes a Fleur apologist, and Bill starts to enjoy his steaks extra rare. We will return with Part 3 to properly eulogize our favorite French character! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www…

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Fleur Delacour: Character Study, Part 2 51:00

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The characterfleur studies continue, as Alice and Martha discuss Phlegm in the fifth and sixth books. Ol' Fleur Delacour eemproves 'er Eenglish, 'Arry becomes a Fleur apologist, and Bill starts to enjoy his steaks extra rare. We will return with Part 3 to properly eulogize our favorite French character! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www…

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Fleur Delacour: Character Study, Part 1

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Alice and Martha return to character studies to discuss everyone’s favorite French champion, Fleur Delacour! Hermione might not give her a fair shake, and Ollivander might scoff at her Veela-hair wand, but Fleur has a lot of redeeming characteristics, too! At least she’s not a leetle boy! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/re…

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Fleur Delacour: Character Study, Part 1 54:49

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Alice and Martha return to character studies to discuss everyone's favorite French champion, Fleur Delacour! Hermione might not give her a fair shake, and Ollivander might scoff at her Veela hair wand, but Fleur has a lot of redeeming characteristics, too! At least she's not a leetle boy! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/re…

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One Page at a Time: Book 6, Page 420

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Three of Martha’s most infamous characters, plus Harry and Ron convene on this week’s page for some very goofy times in the Hospital Wing. Plus, find out what Mary GrandPre has been up to during quarantine! (Don’t worry; it doesn’t involve Twitter). Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released…

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One Page at a Time: Book 6, Page 420 57:43

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Three of Martha's most infamous characters, plus Harry and Ron convene on this week's page for some very goofy times in the Hospital Wing. Plus, find out what Mary GrandPre has been up to during quarantine! (Don't worry; it doesn't involve Twitter). Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released…

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One Page at a Time: Book 6, Page 222

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In the most somber OPAAT yet, Alice and Martha review recent bad news in the Wizarding World, which is affecting many of Harry’s classmates, including Hannah Abbott, a round-faced Hufflepuff student, the Patil twins, and Lavender Brown. Luckily, Harry’s memory is up to the task of remembering all the important details he need to successfully analyz…

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One Page at a Time: Book 6, Page 222 49:33

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In the most somber OPAAT yet, Alice and Martha review recent bad news in the Wizarding World, which is affecting many of Harry's classmates, including Hannah Abbott, a round-faced Hufflepuff student, the Patil twins, and Lavender Brown. Luckily, Harry's memory is up to the task of remembering all the important details he need to successfully analyz…

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One Page at a Time: Book 3, Page 334

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One Page at a Time returns to Prisoner of Azkaban, this time for a scene in which Sirius acts enormously strangely. Alice and Martha discuss cat, rat, and dog and scrounge for a bird too, of course! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released…

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One Page at a Time: Book 3, Page 334 1:01:05

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One Page at a Time returns to Prisoner of Azkaban, this time for a scene in which Sirius acts enormously strangely. Alice and Martha discuss cat, rat, and dog and scrounge for a bird too, of course! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released…

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One Page at a Time: Book 4, Page 231

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Alice and Martha discuss page 231 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Alice gets to practice long-form Jim Dale impressions, Barty Crouch Jr. gets to make some weird decisions as Moody, and Harry’s at of defiance has the potential to become a pretty sick meme. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episod…

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One Page at a Time: Book 4, Page 231 1:02:25

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Alice and Martha discuss page 231 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Alice gets to practice long-form Jim Dale impressions, Barty Crouch Jr. gets to make some weird decisions as Moody, and Harry's at of defiance has the potential to become a pretty sick meme. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episod…

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Take Five, Take 4.21: Goblet of Fire, 100:01-105:00

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To discuss this amazing five minutes, Alice and Martha are joined by special guest Shut Up Tim! There’s plenty of tongue wiggling, MVB contenders, and cringy Hagrid moments to break down this week! Harry even gets to enter a world which is entirely his own. And don’t worry, the microwave minutes may be over, but there’s... Read more The post Take F…

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Take Five, Take 4.21: Goblet of Fire, 100:01-105:00 1:22:25

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To discuss this amazing five minutes, Alice and Martha are joined by special guest Shut Up Tim! There's plenty of tongue wiggling, MVB contenders, and cringy Hagrid moments to break down this week! Harry even gets to enter a world which is entirely his own. And don't worry, the microwave minutes may be over, but there's a new segment in town! Pleas…

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One Page at a Time: Book 5, Page 341

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Alice and Martha continue with their new show format – One Page at a Time! In this series, the sisters will focus on one randomly selected page from the series each week. This week’s episode covers Order of the Phoenix, page 341, on which the D.A. is solidly “In the Hog’s Head.” Please consider supporting... Read more The post One Page at a Time: B…

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One Page at a Time: Book 5, Page 341 53:42

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Alice and Martha continue with their new show format - One Page at a Time! In this series, the sisters will focus on one randomly selected page from the series each week. This week's episode covers Order of the Phoenix, page 341, on which the D.A. is solidly "In the Hog's Head." Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsis…

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One Page at a Time: Book 3, Page 119

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Alice and Martha premiere a new show format – One Page at a Time! In this series, the sisters will focus on one randomly selected page from the series each week. This week’s episode covers Prisoner of Azkaban, page 119, on which the trio nerviously, anxiously, and gloomily reflects on Bucky’s conflict with Malfoy. Please consider... Read more The p…

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One Page at a Time: Book 3, Page 119 54:08

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Alice and Martha premiere a new show format - One Page at a Time! In this series, the sisters will focus on one randomly selected page from the series each week. This week's episode covers Prisoner of Azkaban, page 119, on which the trio nerviously, anxiously, and gloomily reflects on Bucky's conflict with Malfoy. Please consider supporting us on P…

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Remus Lupin: Character Study, Part 5

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It’s time to close the seventh book on Remus John Lupin, husband of “Dora,” who prefers to go by her surname only. Alice and Martha spend plenty of time making fun of dear old Lupin, but also properly eulogizing him for the wonderful teacher and person that he was. Please consider supporting us on Patreon!... Read more The post Remus Lupin: Charact…

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Remus Lupin: Character Study, Part 5 46:25

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It's time to close the seventh book on Remus John Lupin, husband of "Dora," who prefers to go by her surname only. Alice and Martha spend plenty of time making fun of dear old Lupin, but also properly eulogizing him for the wonderful teacher and person that he was. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episo…

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Remus Lupin: Character Study, Part 4

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Alice and Martha go through the tiramisu-like “layers” of Remus John Lupin’s reactions and behaviors in the first half of Deathly Hallows. And even though it seemed like the Lupinversation would wrap up this week, the proper eulogy will happen next week! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are rel…

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Remus Lupin: Character Study, Part 4 48:51

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Alice and Martha go through the tiramisu-like "layers" of Remus John Lupin's reactions and behaviors in the first half of Deathly Hallows. And even though it seemed like the Lupinversation would wrap up this week, the proper eulogy will happen next week! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are rel…

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Remus Lupin: Character Study, Part 3

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In the third installment of the Lupinversation, Alice and Martha cover Lupin’s arc in the fifth and sixth books. Lupin goes underground, comforts dear Tonks on the loss of her cousin (who she might’ve been a little in love with) and finds out the “truth” about Severus (Snape). Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsiste…

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Remus Lupin: Character Study, Part 3 50:05

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In the third installment of the Lupinversation, Alice and Martha cover Lupin's arc in the fifth and sixth books. Lupin goes underground, comforts dear Tonks on the loss of her cousin (who she might've been a little in love with) and finds out the "truth" about Severus (Snape). Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsiste…