Best Alice Asleson Podcasts (2025)

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Fleur Delacour: Character Study, Part 2 51:00

7h ago51:00

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The characterfleur studies continue, as Alice and Martha discuss Phlegm in the fifth and sixth books. Ol' Fleur Delacour eemproves 'er Eenglish, 'Arry becomes a Fleur apologist, and Bill starts to enjoy his steaks extra rare. We will return with Part 3 to properly eulogize our favorite French character! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www…

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Fleur Delacour: Character Study, Part 1

7d ago

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Alice and Martha return to character studies to discuss everyone’s favorite French champion, Fleur Delacour! Hermione might not give her a fair shake, and Ollivander might scoff at her Veela-hair wand, but Fleur has a lot of redeeming characteristics, too! At least she’s not a leetle boy! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/re…

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Fleur Delacour: Character Study, Part 1 54:49

7d ago54:49

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Alice and Martha return to character studies to discuss everyone's favorite French champion, Fleur Delacour! Hermione might not give her a fair shake, and Ollivander might scoff at her Veela hair wand, but Fleur has a lot of redeeming characteristics, too! At least she's not a leetle boy! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/re…

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One Page at a Time: Book 6, Page 420

14d ago

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Three of Martha’s most infamous characters, plus Harry and Ron convene on this week’s page for some very goofy times in the Hospital Wing. Plus, find out what Mary GrandPre has been up to during quarantine! (Don’t worry; it doesn’t involve Twitter). Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released…

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One Page at a Time: Book 6, Page 420 57:43

14d ago57:43

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Three of Martha's most infamous characters, plus Harry and Ron convene on this week's page for some very goofy times in the Hospital Wing. Plus, find out what Mary GrandPre has been up to during quarantine! (Don't worry; it doesn't involve Twitter). Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released…

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One Page at a Time: Book 6, Page 222

21d ago

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In the most somber OPAAT yet, Alice and Martha review recent bad news in the Wizarding World, which is affecting many of Harry’s classmates, including Hannah Abbott, a round-faced Hufflepuff student, the Patil twins, and Lavender Brown. Luckily, Harry’s memory is up to the task of remembering all the important details he need to successfully analyz…

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One Page at a Time: Book 6, Page 222 49:33

21d ago49:33

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In the most somber OPAAT yet, Alice and Martha review recent bad news in the Wizarding World, which is affecting many of Harry's classmates, including Hannah Abbott, a round-faced Hufflepuff student, the Patil twins, and Lavender Brown. Luckily, Harry's memory is up to the task of remembering all the important details he need to successfully analyz…

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One Page at a Time: Book 3, Page 334

28d ago

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One Page at a Time returns to Prisoner of Azkaban, this time for a scene in which Sirius acts enormously strangely. Alice and Martha discuss cat, rat, and dog and scrounge for a bird too, of course! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released…

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One Page at a Time: Book 3, Page 334 1:01:05

28d ago1:01:05

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One Page at a Time returns to Prisoner of Azkaban, this time for a scene in which Sirius acts enormously strangely. Alice and Martha discuss cat, rat, and dog and scrounge for a bird too, of course! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released…

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One Page at a Time: Book 4, Page 231

1M ago

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Alice and Martha discuss page 231 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Alice gets to practice long-form Jim Dale impressions, Barty Crouch Jr. gets to make some weird decisions as Moody, and Harry’s at of defiance has the potential to become a pretty sick meme. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episod…

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One Page at a Time: Book 4, Page 231 1:02:25

1M ago1:02:25

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Alice and Martha discuss page 231 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Alice gets to practice long-form Jim Dale impressions, Barty Crouch Jr. gets to make some weird decisions as Moody, and Harry's at of defiance has the potential to become a pretty sick meme. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episod…

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Take Five, Take 4.21: Goblet of Fire, 100:01-105:00

1M ago

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To discuss this amazing five minutes, Alice and Martha are joined by special guest Shut Up Tim! There’s plenty of tongue wiggling, MVB contenders, and cringy Hagrid moments to break down this week! Harry even gets to enter a world which is entirely his own. And don’t worry, the microwave minutes may be over, but there’s a new segment in town! Pleas…

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Take Five, Take 4.21: Goblet of Fire, 100:01-105:00 1:22:25

1M ago1:22:25

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To discuss this amazing five minutes, Alice and Martha are joined by special guest Shut Up Tim! There's plenty of tongue wiggling, MVB contenders, and cringy Hagrid moments to break down this week! Harry even gets to enter a world which is entirely his own. And don't worry, the microwave minutes may be over, but there's a new segment in town! Pleas…

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One Page at a Time: Book 5, Page 341

2M ago

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Alice and Martha continue with their new show format – One Page at a Time! In this series, the sisters will focus on one randomly selected page from the series each week. This week’s episode covers Order of the Phoenix, page 341, on which the D.A. is solidly “In the Hog’s Head.” Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsis…

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One Page at a Time: Book 5, Page 341 53:42

2M ago53:42

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Alice and Martha continue with their new show format - One Page at a Time! In this series, the sisters will focus on one randomly selected page from the series each week. This week's episode covers Order of the Phoenix, page 341, on which the D.A. is solidly "In the Hog's Head." Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsis…

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One Page at a Time: Book 3, Page 119

2M ago

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Alice and Martha premiere a new show format – One Page at a Time! In this series, the sisters will focus on one randomly selected page from the series each week. This week’s episode covers Prisoner of Azkaban, page 119, on which the trio nerviously, anxiously, and gloomily reflects on Bucky’s conflict with Malfoy. Please consider supporting us on P…

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One Page at a Time: Book 3, Page 119 54:08

2M ago54:08

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Alice and Martha premiere a new show format - One Page at a Time! In this series, the sisters will focus on one randomly selected page from the series each week. This week's episode covers Prisoner of Azkaban, page 119, on which the trio nerviously, anxiously, and gloomily reflects on Bucky's conflict with Malfoy. Please consider supporting us on P…

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Remus Lupin: Character Study, Part 5

2M ago

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It’s time to close the seventh book on Remus John Lupin, husband of “Dora,” who prefers to go by her surname only. Alice and Martha spend plenty of time making fun of dear old Lupin, but also properly eulogizing him for the wonderful teacher and person that he was. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episo…

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Remus Lupin: Character Study, Part 5 46:25

2M ago46:25

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It's time to close the seventh book on Remus John Lupin, husband of "Dora," who prefers to go by her surname only. Alice and Martha spend plenty of time making fun of dear old Lupin, but also properly eulogizing him for the wonderful teacher and person that he was. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episo…

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Remus Lupin: Character Study, Part 4

2M ago

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Alice and Martha go through the tiramisu-like “layers” of Remus John Lupin’s reactions and behaviors in the first half of Deathly Hallows. And even though it seemed like the Lupinversation would wrap up this week, the proper eulogy will happen next week! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are rel…

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Remus Lupin: Character Study, Part 4 48:51

2M ago48:51

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Alice and Martha go through the tiramisu-like "layers" of Remus John Lupin's reactions and behaviors in the first half of Deathly Hallows. And even though it seemed like the Lupinversation would wrap up this week, the proper eulogy will happen next week! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are rel…

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Remus Lupin: Character Study, Part 3

3M ago

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In the third installment of the Lupinversation, Alice and Martha cover Lupin’s arc in the fifth and sixth books. Lupin goes underground, comforts dear Tonks on the loss of her cousin (who she might’ve been a little in love with) and finds out the “truth” about Severus (Snape). Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsiste…

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Remus Lupin: Character Study, Part 3 50:05

3M ago50:05

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In the third installment of the Lupinversation, Alice and Martha cover Lupin's arc in the fifth and sixth books. Lupin goes underground, comforts dear Tonks on the loss of her cousin (who she might've been a little in love with) and finds out the "truth" about Severus (Snape). Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsiste…

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Remembering the Real Weird Grandma

3M ago

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Alice and Martha take some time to remember their grandmother, Doris Krebill, who passed away earlier this month at age 99. Following a brief introduction is the Real Weird Grandma’s interview from the 2019 Mother’s Day special episode. Regular episodes will resume next week. The post Remembering the Real Weird Grandma appeared first on The Real We…

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Remembering the Real Weird Grandma 19:06

3M ago19:06

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Alice and Martha take some time to remember their grandmother, Doris Krebill, who passed away earlier this month at age 99. Following a brief introduction is the Real Weird Grandma's interview from the 2019 Mother's Day special episode. Regular episodes will resume next week.By Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

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Remus Lupin: Character Study, Part 2

3M ago

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Alice and Martha resume the Lupinversation after just a little time off! It is he, Remus John Lupin in the fourth and fifth books, not yet husband of Nymphadora Tonks (who prefers to go by her surname only). Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows... …

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Remus Lupin: Character Study, Part 2 43:43

3M ago43:43

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Alice and Martha resume the Lupinversation after just a little time off! It is he, Remus John Lupin in the fourth and fifth books, not yet husband of Nymphadora Tonks (who prefers to go by her surname only). Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are…

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Hepzibah Smith and Hokey: Character Study

3M ago

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Alice and Martha discuss another dynamic duo this week – Hepzibah Smith and Hokey the House Elf! Though he only gets to see them for one pensieve memory, Harry doesn’t withhold his judgment of Hepzibah and Hokey tugs at his heartstrings enough to activate a newfound passion for Hermione’s society, SPEW. Please consider supporting us... Read more Th…

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Hepzibah Smith and Hokey: Character Study 43:39

3M ago43:39

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Alice and Martha discuss another dynamic duo this week - Hepzibah Smith and Hokey the House Elf! Though he only gets to see them for one pensieve memory, Harry doesn't withhold his judgment of Hepzibah and Hokey tugs at his heartstrings enough to activate a newfound passion for Hermione's society, SPEW. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www…

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Bob Ogden and Mrs. Cole: Character Study

4M ago

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Alice and Martha start the Bobversation at the House of Gaunt and Coleminate at Tom Riddle’s orphanage. This week’s dynamic duo of characters is thick as thieves and incredibly stannable, or as Dumbledore might say, rich in detail and satisfyingly accurate. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are …

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Bob Ogden and Mrs. Cole: Character Study 57:15

4M ago57:15

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Alice and Martha start the Bobversation at the House of Gaunt and Coleminate at Tom Riddle's orphanage. This week's dynamic duo of characters is thick as thieves and incredibly stannable, or as Dumbledore might say, rich in detail and satisfyingly accurate. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are …

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Take Five, Take 4.20: Goblet of Fire, 95:01-100:00

4M ago

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It may be the end of Goblet of Fire’s microwave minutes, but Mike Newell’s magnum opus is far from over! There might not be much dialogue as Harry completes the Second Task, but Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim still find plenty to nitpick, from ze grindylows to Hermione’s sub-par impression of Fleur. Please consider... Read more The po…

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Take Five, Take 4.20: Goblet of Fire, 95:01-100:00 1:16:50

4M ago1:16:50

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It may be the end of Goblet of Fire's microwave minutes, but Mike Newell's magnum opus is far from over! There might not be much dialogue as Harry completes the Second Task, but Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim still find plenty to nitpick, from ze grindylows to Hermione's sub-par impression of Fleur. Please consider supporting us on Pa…

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