Best Alice Asleson Podcasts (2025)

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Take Five, Take 4.27: Goblet of Fire, 130:01-135:00

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It’s finally time for the iconic “MY BOYYYY” moment. Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim reconvene to discuss Harry’s amazing acting, Moody’s impressive impressions, and… was that the Giant Squid?? Plus, Alice has both a Slumdog Millionaire moment and possibly her dumbest guess of all time (according to Tim) during the Gimme Five. Please c…

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Take Five, Take 4.27: Goblet of Fire, 130:01-135:00 1:28:54

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It's finally time for the iconic "MY BOYYYY" moment. Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim reconvene to discuss Harry's amazing acting, Moody's impressive impressions, and... was that the Giant Squid?? Plus, Alice has both a Slumdog Millionaire moment and possibly her dumbest guess of all time (according to Tim) during the Gimme Five. Please…

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One Page at a Time: Book 3, Page 421

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Alice and Martha head back to Owl Post Again, again! This time, the trio is released from the hospital wing, hardly believing the events of just last night. Was that the Giant Squid?? Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. …

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One Page at a Time: Book 3, Page 421 53:16

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Alice and Martha head back to Owl Post Again, again! This time, the trio is released from the hospital wing, hardly believing the events of just last night. Was that the Giant Squid?? Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. …

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One Page at a Time: Book 7, Page 303

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This week, Alice gets a break from extended Jim Dale narration and Martha does much of the heavy lifting with a classic impression of a real weirdo. Phineas Nigellus Black makes his first appearance on a One Page at a Time episode, as he gives a Quora-like lecture to Harry and “simple girl” Hermione about the limitations of the Hogwarts portraits. …

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One Page at a Time: Book 7, Page 303 54:05

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This week, Alice gets a break from extended Jim Dale narration and Martha does much of the heavy lifting with a classic impression of a real weirdo. Phineas Nigellus Black makes his first appearance on a One Page at a Time episode, as he gives a Quora-like lecture to Harry and "simple girl" Hermione about the limitations of the Hogwarts portraits. …

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One Page at a Time: Book 5, Page 752

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Alice and Martha are back to discuss page 752 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Hermione practices her improvisation skills and wows with her athletic prowess, while Umbridge falls for pretty obvious manipulation tactics and Harry resists the urge to strangle her. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsister…

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One Page at a Time: Book 5, Page 752 58:14

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Alice and Martha are back to discuss page 752 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Hermione practices her improvisation skills and wows with her athletic prowess, while Umbridge falls for pretty obvious manipulation tactics and Harry resists the urge to strangle her. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsister…

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One Page at a Time: Book 2, Page 269

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When in doubt, follow the spiders to this week’s One Page at a Time! Alice and Martha’s discussion this week includes analysis of Ron’s phobia and awe at Harry’s experience with the Forbidden Forest. Plus, Lockhart is positively giddy following Hagrid’s apprehension as Slytherin’s heir. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/real…

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One Page at a Time: Book 2, Page 269 57:51

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When in doubt, follow the spiders to this week's One Page at a Time! Alice and Martha's discussion this week includes analysis of Ron's phobia and awe at Harry's experience with the Forbidden Forest. Plus, Lockhart is positively giddy following Hagrid's apprehension as Slytherin's heir. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/real…

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One Page at a Time: Book 6, Page 388

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This week’s One Page at a Time takes Alice and Martha to the 388th page of Half-Blood Prince, which takes place in “Birthday Surprises” but doesn’t include any actual birthday surprises. Harry obsesses over Malfoy on the Marauder’s Map, while Alice and Martha obsess over the feasibility and scale of the map. Please consider supporting us on Patreon…

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One Page at a Time: Book 6, Page 388 58:36

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This week's One Page at a Time takes Alice and Martha to the 388th page of Half-Blood Prince, which takes place in "Birthday Surprises" but doesn't include any actual birthday surprises. Harry obsesses over Malfoy on the Marauder's Map, while Alice and Martha obsess over the feasibility and scale of the map. Please consider supporting us on Patreon…

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One Page at a Time: Book 5, Page 492

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Alice and Martha cover the 492nd page of Order of the Phoenix, on which Harry fears he might be the weapon, the group rides the muggle train, and Mary GrandPre’s beautiful, festive art is prominently featured. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows a…

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One Page at a Time: Book 5, Page 492 50:35

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Alice and Martha cover the 492nd page of Order of the Phoenix, on which Harry fears he might be the weapon, the group rides the muggle train, and Mary GrandPre's beautiful, festive art is prominently featured. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows a…

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One Page at a Time: Book 1, Page 304

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Alice and Martha discuss the 304th page of Sorcerer’s Stone, as Harry gets a handsome, unlikely, and possibly even shady gift from Hagrid, escapes Madam Pomfrey’s control, and makes his way to the end of term feast. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics s…

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One Page at a Time: Book 1, Page 304 1:00:56

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Alice and Martha discuss the 304th page of Sorcerer's Stone, as Harry gets a handsome, unlikely, and possibly even shady gift from Hagrid, escapes Madam Pomfrey's control, and makes his way to the end of term feast. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics s…

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One Page at a Time: Book 4, Page 597

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Alice and Martha discuss the 597th page of Goblet of Fire, where Dumbledore makes his first significant appearance of the One Page at a Time series as he explains a world which is entirely his own to Harry and Fawkes’s presence is heavily implied. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released e…

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One Page at a Time: Book 4, Page 597 54:57

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Alice and Martha discuss the 597th page of Goblet of Fire, where Dumbledore makes his first significant appearance of the One Page at a Time series as he explains a world which is entirely his own to Harry and Fawkes's presence is heavily implied. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released e…

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Take Five, Take 4.26: Goblet of Fire, 125:01-130:00 1:50:50

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Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are back to continue discussing the graveyard scene, this time featuring a full-bodied Voldemort and some very shadowy figures. Plus, Harry gets a new job as a spokeperson for a popular fast food restaurant! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are relea…

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Take Five, Take 4.26: Goblet of Fire, 125:01-130:00 1:43:20

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Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are back to continue discussing the graveyard scene, this time featuring a full-bodied Voldemort and some very shadowy figures. Plus, Harry gets a new job as a spokeperson for a popular fast food restaurant! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are relea…

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Take Five, Take 4.25: Goblet of Fire, 120:01-125:00

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In a surprising twist, Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are almost as excited to discuss this week’s five minutes as Cedric was to realize the cup was a portkey! Wormtail casually slices his hand off, Daniel Radcliffe puts on the performance of a lifetime, and “Ralph Vines” transforms from the Embrymort into... Read more The post Take F…

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Take Five, Take 4.25: Goblet of Fire, 120:01-125:00 1:49:56

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In a surprising twist, Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are almost as excited to discuss this week's five minutes as Cedric was to realize the cup was a portkey! Wormtail casually slices his hand off, Daniel Radcliffe puts on the performance of a lifetime, and "Ralph Vines" transforms from the Embrymort into a full human body complete w…

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One Page at a Time: Book 4, Page 358

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In one of the most Hermione’s bag-worthy pages so far, Harry stops Ron from some important personal growth and Hermione bursts into tears at the *boys*! Find out which segment is a bit of a struggle for this page, and work through all of the WW questions with Alice and Martha on this week’s One... Read more The post One Page at a Time: Book 4, Page…

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One Page at a Time: Book 4, Page 358 1:03:06

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In one of the most Hermione's bag-worthy pages so far, Harry stops Ron from some important personal growth and Hermione bursts into tears at the *boys*! Find out which segment is a bit of a struggle for this page, and work through all of the WW questions with Alice and Martha on this week's One Page at a Time! Please consider supporting us on Patre…

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One Page at a Time: Book 2, Page 120

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One of Martha’s predictions from last week comes true as Harry finds himself in detention with Lockhart, hearing voices that no one else can hear. Is lilac ink really so strange, and who/what exactly is Gladys Gudgeon? Alice and Martha don’t even need Quora to ask the most pressing questins on this week’s episode! Please... Read more The post One P…

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One Page at a Time: Book 2, Page 120 57:10

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One of Martha's predictions from last week comes true as Harry finds himself in detention with Lockhart, hearing voices that no one else can hear. Is lilac ink really so strange, and who/what exactly is Gladys Gudgeon? Alice and Martha don't even need Quora to ask the most pressing questins on this week's episode! Please consider supporting us on P…

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One Page at a Time: Book 3, Page 431

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Oh, cheer up, listeners! Alice and Martha return to the One Page at a Time series, while the trio returns home for the summer holidays. All on this page: the first sighting of a very tiny owl, an absence of food (especially chocolate), and a few good games of Exploding Snap! Please consider supporting us... Read more The post One Page at a Time: Bo…

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One Page at a Time: Book 3, Page 431 59:38

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Oh, cheer up, listeners! Alice and Martha return to the One Page at a Time series, while the trio returns home for the summer holidays. All on this page: the first sighting of a very tiny owl, an absence of food (especially chocolate), and a few good games of Exploding Snap! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters…

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Take Five, Take 4.24: Goblet of Fire, 115:01-120:00

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It might be the most boring five minutes yet, but that doesn’t mean it will be most boring Take Five yet! Alice and Martha are joined once again by special guest Shut Up Tim to discuss more of the maze (maize?), the incredibly underwhelming red sparks, and the thrilling discovery Cedric makes upon being transported... Read more The post Take Five, …

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Take Five, Take 4.24: Goblet of Fire, 115:01-120:00 1:20:35

3M ago1:20:35

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It might be the most boring five minutes yet, but that doesn't mean it will be most boring Take Five yet! Alice and Martha are joined once again by special guest Shut Up Tim to discuss more of the maze (maize?), the incredibly underwhelming red sparks, and the thrilling discovery Cedric makes upon being transported to the graveyard. Please consider…

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Take Five, Take 4.23: Goblet of Fire, 110:01-115:00

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On this Take Five, Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim talk mistakes of epic proportions, voiceover flubs, and the Hogwarts band. It might seem like we’re close to the end of the movie now that the third task is beginning, but there’s still lots to cover before we reach the goblet, which only Professor... Read more The post Take Five, Take…

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Take Five, Take 4.23: Goblet of Fire, 110:01-115:00 1:31:48

4M ago1:31:48

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On this Take Five, Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim talk mistakes of epic proportions, voiceover flubs, and the Hogwarts band. It might seem like we're close to the end of the movie now that the third task is beginning, but there's still lots to cover before we reach the goblet, which only Professor Moody knows the exact location of. Pl…

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Fleur Delacour: Character Study, Part 3

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Alice and Martha close the book on Fleur, discussing her arc in the seventh book. Fleur may be ‘ideous as one of the seven Potters, but don’t worry – her beauty is noted in just about every other scene! And it doesn’t seem like she minded spending Christmas with Ron and missing out on Celestina’s... Read more The post Fleur Delacour: Character Stud…

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Fleur Delacour: Character Study, Part 3 53:30

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Alice and Martha close the book on Fleur, discussing her arc in the seventh book. Fleur may be 'ideous as one of the seven Potters, but don't worry - her beauty is noted in just about every other scene! And it doesn't seem like she minded spending Christmas with Ron and missing out on Celestina's warbling. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! …