Best Alice Asleson Podcasts (2025)

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One Page at a Time: Book 5, Page 752

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Alice and Martha are back to discuss page 752 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Hermione practices her improvisation skills and wows with her athletic prowess, while Umbridge falls for pretty obvious manipulation tactics and Harry resists the urge to strangle her. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsister…

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One Page at a Time: Book 5, Page 752 58:14

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Alice and Martha are back to discuss page 752 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Hermione practices her improvisation skills and wows with her athletic prowess, while Umbridge falls for pretty obvious manipulation tactics and Harry resists the urge to strangle her. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsister…

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One Page at a Time: Book 2, Page 269

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When in doubt, follow the spiders to this week’s One Page at a Time! Alice and Martha’s discussion this week includes analysis of Ron’s phobia and awe at Harry’s experience with the Forbidden Forest. Plus, Lockhart is positively giddy following Hagrid’s apprehension as Slytherin’s heir. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/real…

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One Page at a Time: Book 2, Page 269 57:51

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When in doubt, follow the spiders to this week's One Page at a Time! Alice and Martha's discussion this week includes analysis of Ron's phobia and awe at Harry's experience with the Forbidden Forest. Plus, Lockhart is positively giddy following Hagrid's apprehension as Slytherin's heir. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/real…

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One Page at a Time: Book 6, Page 388

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This week’s One Page at a Time takes Alice and Martha to the 388th page of Half-Blood Prince, which takes place in “Birthday Surprises” but doesn’t include any actual birthday surprises. Harry obsesses over Malfoy on the Marauder’s Map, while Alice and Martha obsess over the feasibility and scale of the map. Please consider supporting us on Patreon…

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One Page at a Time: Book 6, Page 388 58:36

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This week's One Page at a Time takes Alice and Martha to the 388th page of Half-Blood Prince, which takes place in "Birthday Surprises" but doesn't include any actual birthday surprises. Harry obsesses over Malfoy on the Marauder's Map, while Alice and Martha obsess over the feasibility and scale of the map. Please consider supporting us on Patreon…

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One Page at a Time: Book 5, Page 492

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Alice and Martha cover the 492nd page of Order of the Phoenix, on which Harry fears he might be the weapon, the group rides the muggle train, and Mary GrandPre’s beautiful, festive art is prominently featured. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows a…

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One Page at a Time: Book 5, Page 492 50:35

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Alice and Martha cover the 492nd page of Order of the Phoenix, on which Harry fears he might be the weapon, the group rides the muggle train, and Mary GrandPre's beautiful, festive art is prominently featured. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows a…

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One Page at a Time: Book 1, Page 304

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Alice and Martha discuss the 304th page of Sorcerer’s Stone, as Harry gets a handsome, unlikely, and possibly even shady gift from Hagrid, escapes Madam Pomfrey’s control, and makes his way to the end of term feast. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics s…

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One Page at a Time: Book 1, Page 304 1:00:56

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Alice and Martha discuss the 304th page of Sorcerer's Stone, as Harry gets a handsome, unlikely, and possibly even shady gift from Hagrid, escapes Madam Pomfrey's control, and makes his way to the end of term feast. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special topics s…

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One Page at a Time: Book 4, Page 597

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Alice and Martha discuss the 597th page of Goblet of Fire, where Dumbledore makes his first significant appearance of the One Page at a Time series as he explains a world which is entirely his own to Harry and Fawkes’s presence is heavily implied. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released e…

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One Page at a Time: Book 4, Page 597 54:57

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Alice and Martha discuss the 597th page of Goblet of Fire, where Dumbledore makes his first significant appearance of the One Page at a Time series as he explains a world which is entirely his own to Harry and Fawkes's presence is heavily implied. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released e…

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Take Five, Take 4.26: Goblet of Fire, 125:01-130:00 1:50:50

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Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are back to continue discussing the graveyard scene, this time featuring a full-bodied Voldemort and some very shadowy figures. Plus, Harry gets a new job as a spokeperson for a popular fast food restaurant! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are relea…

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Take Five, Take 4.26: Goblet of Fire, 125:01-130:00 1:43:20

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Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are back to continue discussing the graveyard scene, this time featuring a full-bodied Voldemort and some very shadowy figures. Plus, Harry gets a new job as a spokeperson for a popular fast food restaurant! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are relea…

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Take Five, Take 4.25: Goblet of Fire, 120:01-125:00

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In a surprising twist, Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are almost as excited to discuss this week’s five minutes as Cedric was to realize the cup was a portkey! Wormtail casually slices his hand off, Daniel Radcliffe puts on the performance of a lifetime, and “Ralph Vines” transforms from the Embrymort into a full human body complete w…

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Take Five, Take 4.25: Goblet of Fire, 120:01-125:00 1:49:56

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In a surprising twist, Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are almost as excited to discuss this week's five minutes as Cedric was to realize the cup was a portkey! Wormtail casually slices his hand off, Daniel Radcliffe puts on the performance of a lifetime, and "Ralph Vines" transforms from the Embrymort into a full human body complete w…

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One Page at a Time: Book 4, Page 358

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In one of the most Hermione’s bag-worthy pages so far, Harry stops Ron from some important personal growth and Hermione bursts into tears at the *boys*! Find out which segment is a bit of a struggle for this page, and work through all of the WW questions with Alice and Martha on this week’s One Page at a Time! Please consider supporting us on Patre…

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One Page at a Time: Book 4, Page 358 1:03:06

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In one of the most Hermione's bag-worthy pages so far, Harry stops Ron from some important personal growth and Hermione bursts into tears at the *boys*! Find out which segment is a bit of a struggle for this page, and work through all of the WW questions with Alice and Martha on this week's One Page at a Time! Please consider supporting us on Patre…

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One Page at a Time: Book 2, Page 120

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One of Martha’s predictions from last week comes true as Harry finds himself in detention with Lockhart, hearing voices that no one else can hear. Is lilac ink really so strange, and who/what exactly is Gladys Gudgeon? Alice and Martha don’t even need Quora to ask the most pressing questins on this week’s episode! Please consider supporting us on P…

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One Page at a Time: Book 2, Page 120 57:10

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One of Martha's predictions from last week comes true as Harry finds himself in detention with Lockhart, hearing voices that no one else can hear. Is lilac ink really so strange, and who/what exactly is Gladys Gudgeon? Alice and Martha don't even need Quora to ask the most pressing questins on this week's episode! Please consider supporting us on P…

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One Page at a Time: Book 3, Page 431

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Oh, cheer up, listeners! Alice and Martha return to the One Page at a Time series, while the trio returns home for the summer holidays. All on this page: the first sighting of a very tiny owl, an absence of food (especially chocolate), and a few good games of Exploding Snap! Please consider supporting us... Read more The post One Page at a Time: Bo…

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One Page at a Time: Book 3, Page 431 59:38

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Oh, cheer up, listeners! Alice and Martha return to the One Page at a Time series, while the trio returns home for the summer holidays. All on this page: the first sighting of a very tiny owl, an absence of food (especially chocolate), and a few good games of Exploding Snap! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters…

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Take Five, Take 4.24: Goblet of Fire, 115:01-120:00

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It might be the most boring five minutes yet, but that doesn’t mean it will be most boring Take Five yet! Alice and Martha are joined once again by special guest Shut Up Tim to discuss more of the maze (maize?), the incredibly underwhelming red sparks, and the thrilling discovery Cedric makes upon being transported... Read more The post Take Five, …

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Take Five, Take 4.24: Goblet of Fire, 115:01-120:00 1:20:35

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It might be the most boring five minutes yet, but that doesn't mean it will be most boring Take Five yet! Alice and Martha are joined once again by special guest Shut Up Tim to discuss more of the maze (maize?), the incredibly underwhelming red sparks, and the thrilling discovery Cedric makes upon being transported to the graveyard. Please consider…

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Take Five, Take 4.23: Goblet of Fire, 110:01-115:00

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On this Take Five, Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim talk mistakes of epic proportions, voiceover flubs, and the Hogwarts band. It might seem like we’re close to the end of the movie now that the third task is beginning, but there’s still lots to cover before we reach the goblet, which only Professor... Read more The post Take Five, Take…

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Take Five, Take 4.23: Goblet of Fire, 110:01-115:00 1:31:48

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On this Take Five, Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim talk mistakes of epic proportions, voiceover flubs, and the Hogwarts band. It might seem like we're close to the end of the movie now that the third task is beginning, but there's still lots to cover before we reach the goblet, which only Professor Moody knows the exact location of. Pl…

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Fleur Delacour: Character Study, Part 3

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Alice and Martha close the book on Fleur, discussing her arc in the seventh book. Fleur may be ‘ideous as one of the seven Potters, but don’t worry – her beauty is noted in just about every other scene! And it doesn’t seem like she minded spending Christmas with Ron and missing out on Celestina’s... Read more The post Fleur Delacour: Character Stud…

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Fleur Delacour: Character Study, Part 3 53:30

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Alice and Martha close the book on Fleur, discussing her arc in the seventh book. Fleur may be 'ideous as one of the seven Potters, but don't worry - her beauty is noted in just about every other scene! And it doesn't seem like she minded spending Christmas with Ron and missing out on Celestina's warbling. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! …

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Take Five, Take 4.22: Goblet of Fire, 105:01-110:00

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Hello, Father! Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are back to discuss JUNIOR’S race around the courtroom, Karkaroff’s dramatics in the cage and the closet, and Dumbledore’s pensive monologuing about the Pensieve. You may be surprised by the appearance of Filch on this podcast! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/real…

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Take Five, Take 4.22: Goblet of Fire, 105:01-110:00 1:33:23

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Hello, Father! Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are back to discuss JUNIOR'S race around the courtroom, Karkaroff's dramatics in the cage and the closet, and Dumbledore's pensive monologuing about the Pensieve. You may be surprised by the appearance of Filch on this podcast! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/real…

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Fleur Delacour: Character Study, Part 2

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The characterfleur studies continue, as Alice and Martha discuss Phlegm in the fifth and sixth books. Ol’ Fleur Delacour eemproves ‘er Eenglish, ‘Arry becomes a Fleur apologist, and Bill starts to enjoy his steaks extra rare. We will return with Part 3 to properly eulogize our favorite French character! Please consider supporting us on Patreon!... …

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Fleur Delacour: Character Study, Part 2 51:00

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The characterfleur studies continue, as Alice and Martha discuss Phlegm in the fifth and sixth books. Ol' Fleur Delacour eemproves 'er Eenglish, 'Arry becomes a Fleur apologist, and Bill starts to enjoy his steaks extra rare. We will return with Part 3 to properly eulogize our favorite French character! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www…

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Fleur Delacour: Character Study, Part 1

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Alice and Martha return to character studies to discuss everyone’s favorite French champion, Fleur Delacour! Hermione might not give her a fair shake, and Ollivander might scoff at her Veela-hair wand, but Fleur has a lot of redeeming characteristics, too! At least she’s not a leetle boy! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/re…

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Fleur Delacour: Character Study, Part 1 54:49

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Alice and Martha return to character studies to discuss everyone's favorite French champion, Fleur Delacour! Hermione might not give her a fair shake, and Ollivander might scoff at her Veela hair wand, but Fleur has a lot of redeeming characteristics, too! At least she's not a leetle boy! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/re…