Nuclear war. Good? Bad? Who cares, it's Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington on a submarine. We're talking CRIMSON TIDE (1995) with Tim and Josh from the Heat Death Of The Universe podcast. Listen to Heat Death Of The Universe RIP Dave Thomas Give someone in Gaza some moneyBy Alex Kellar

up with hope, down with dope (unless you're a poet that hoops I guess) give someone in Gaza some money you pigBy alex kellar

Between daylight savings, fluctuating "spring" weather, and coming off of Wellbutrin, Kellar's brain is garbage but it could be worse, a comet could hit the Earth and make all the water go away. Thankfully, Larry from Pill Time comes in clutch with a wet brain to talk TANK GIRL. Cortar's on Bandcamp and Spotify now Give someone in Gaza some money i…

[editor's note: I promise this is the last time I talk about Horizon An American Saga Chapter One on the show ever... until Horizon An American Saga Chapter Two comes out] Kellar's theater-going pardner Diana's on the show to talk about the Sharon Stone-produced/Sam Raimi directed western classic THE QUICK AND THE DEAD. RIP (we're pretty sure) to G…

Before The Matrix (1999) --but slightly after Johnny Mnemonic (1995)-- Ghost In The Shell (1995) remains one of the greatest science fiction films about the potential horrors of the computer of all time, and Will Menaker's logged on to talk about it. Follow '95 To Life on xTWITTERx Listen to CORTAR E-mail the show if you like Give someone in Gaza s…

Karl Kellar [aka my dad] is on the show to talk about his history with the space race growing up across the river from Cape Canaveral in the 60s, which ties in neatly with a discussion of the 1995 Ron Howard joint APOLLO 13. Get out your inflation calculators, this one's a doozy. Gaza Funds is a project that connects people to crowdfunding campaign…

Brien K comes on the show to take the wheel and steer us through The Jerky Boys... THE MOVIE. Listen to Brien's racing (not racist) podcast Meet Me At Applebee's Check out Speedway Screens on IG and Etsy Give someone in Gaza some moneyBy Alex Kellar

Dr. Tim "Bones" Jones is not just the bass shredder in Spike Pit, but also the premier Sandleroligist in Cleveland and maybe even Ohio. As such, he's come on the show to discuss the beginning of the Sandman's 30 year reign o'er the movies as we talk over BILLY MADISON (it's a movie commentary episode, folks). If you click on this jumble of words yo…

DJ Hama's on to discuss a double feature of PCU (1994) and Higher Learning (1995). Who passed? Who failed? You might be surprised. Regardless, we all learn something(?) In case you hate the trailers (introductory chit-chat) the PCU talk starts about 8 minutes in and the Higher Learning discussion goes down at about 44:30. Follow Hama on IG @djhamar…

Richard's on the show to talk Jackie Chan's RUMBLE IN THE BRONX which came out in Hong Kong in 1995 so it counts (even though it didn't kick its' way into U.S. theaters till 1996 SHADDUP). Before breaking down the flick (about 19:39 in if you're in a hurry) Kellar and Richard talk fitness, politics, and not going insane on social media. Speaking of…

Stephen Dorff is a grungey hostage tuah in the film S.F.W. Matt Tard's on the show to talk about the joys of smashing your boys with the boombox blasting and so much more. Quit slacking off and get loco at Rustbelt Ripperfest III Check out Kellar's mix from DJ Kelly WubWub's debut set (it opens with Anal Blast and ends with Steely Dan?) Give someon…

It's as much episode zero as it is episode one as Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar discusses the 1994 film STREET FIGHTER with real-ass gamer girl Marcy. Follow Marcy on all the things Check out this groundbreaking documentary on the making of STREET FIGHTER: THE MOVIE Follow CORTAR on IG Donate some money to someone in Gaza if you can…

Here it is, the episode promised during the summer break when Strenk was in Australia. Strenk isn't on this episode but Bucky is! Kellar and Bucky talk the 1971 film BILLY JACK. Thanks for listening the last four years or so. Listen to WRESTLING IS GROSS Donate to Gaza Funds Check out this lil kittyBy Alex Kellar

Can a lunatic's vision heal a broken heart? Who knows, we saw Frank Ford Cop's Megalopolis. RIP Pedro Give someone in Gaza some moneyBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Recorded during tornado warnings in the top floor, we're braver than the troops (but not braver than the people of Gaza, give some of them your money) Join the Discord?By Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Alex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar and Mike Strenk have been at this podcast game for a minute now, and to celebrate that (because they were too busy to record this week) here's a clip show pulling from the first 100 episodes! Featuring ish from episodes: 17, 20, 24, 25, 28, 33, 44, 46, 47, 49, 52, 54, 61, 67, 68, 69 (noice), 75, 80, 86, 89, 90, 91, 92, 95, 9…

Strenk is paid a visit by Mr. Popo for tardiness. Was Kellar preemptively hacked by Swifties? e-mail the show JOIN THE B2L DISCORD Give someone in Gaza some money.By Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Strenk was in a comedy contest (no spoilers). Richard went to the comedy contest (also Japan a while ago). Kellar's gender was assumed by GERMANS. Ending song: Milk "OUTPUNK" Buy Yambag's new record "Mindfuck Ultra" from 11PM Records Bored 2 Life has a Discord. Join it? Also e-mail the show. Help this family get out of Gaza.…

This week's episode brought to you by the letter P. Final song: Powerplant "TRUE LOVE" jam this Playlist on random why dontchaBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

We're on a countdown to oblivion. Strenk's a travelling fool and Kellar might be wrong about Monkey Man. The Weirdster is here (and also online).By Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Strenk went to Australia while Kellar endeavored on a journey of the soul. Eventually there were some tornadoes and a baseball game.By Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

VACAY MODE NOTHING HAPPENED NOTHING TO SEE HERE NOBODY KNOWS NOTHIN Ending song: "Fight The Power" by Mr California and The State Police Donate something to someone why dontchaBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

It was Wednesday, July 3rd two-thousand and twenty-four. The B2L bois had Tommi from the Cleveland America show and Fansly on as Kellar battled dehydration in a tall chair and Strenk had a shockingly good voice for having just recorded vocals with his rocking band. Donate something to somebody on Gaza Funds.…

Sometimes summer is a bummer so you watch tv and/or look at your phone. Watch this penguin movie Check out this clip of recent birthday boi Mike Strenk doing comedy Go to Gaza Funds and give someone some moneyBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

It was very hot at the dojo on June 17th 2024 when Kellar and Strenk answered your e-mails and anonymous questions. They're also poly now. With Olyasha.By Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

It's the epic, muscular conclusion to our two-part "Apocalyptic Anime Movies That Would Have Frightened Young Michael Strenk" series and we're watching FIST OF THE NORTH STAR (1986). Bolles and James are back on to talk fisting, bloodsplosions, and more. It's almost Mike's birthday so wish him a happy one by visiting and contributing some money to …

In the throes of post-episode 200 vacation mode, it's summer school, and you know what that means: movie. As a child, Strenk was terrified of the end of the world, so when he saw the trailer for Akira (1988) as a wee one, he passed. With all this in mind, Kellar is now making Mike watch that ish, and invited local Clevo anime headz Matt and James o…

Brought to you by High Society Boutique Cleveland Podcore is a marathon, not a sprint, and in the spirit of that da bois have finally gotten a long-sought after guest to come on the show for the big 200: Becca! Follow Becca on IG for more iconic lowkey lunacy Thanks for listening. 200 episodes, Jaysus. Leave a positive review somewhere or something…

Longtime homie, Boredario, and future doctor of something DONA is on the show. World travel, science, Deadpool, it's all happening! Richard hit his $5k donation goal for the Cleveland Marathon, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't kick a few more bucks to the PCRF if you feel like it. E-mail the show why dontcha…

sometimes you gotta let some steam out of the ol' feelings engine DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK UNTIL 45 MINUTES AND 23 SECONDS INTO THE PROGRAM Donate to help Richard raise money for 2024 Cleveland Marathon’s fundraising campaign for the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund!!!By Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Alabama Dan is back on the show to talk garden parties, video games and more. Kellar and Strenk also have a blockbuster announcement regarding the future of the show.By Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

If your country's small enough then there are pretty good odds of you being a pro futbol player and the singer of a hardcore band, that's just math RIP Eddie LeewayBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Mounds, femcels, and eclipses OH MY! Gov Naim from Profit Profit is back on the show while Strenk's throat is wrecked from rockin' and rolling and Kellar's hip is demolished from who the hell knows Follow PROFIT PROFIT on IG Help Richard raise money for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund in the Cleveland Marathon…

The deep state doesn't want you to hear this episode. Larry's back on the show to talk the eclipse and Jeff The Mess (RIP). Help out No Class bartenders with missed shifts during their... electrical issueBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Strenk is coming off a series of sketch comedy sell-outs and Kellar is attempting to speak heavy metal lyrics en espanol. Donate to help Richard raise money for 2024 Cleveland Marathon’s fundraising campaign for the PCRFBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Stop having takes, you friggin' losers. Donate to Richard's marathon fundraiser for the PCRF Watch Mike Recine perform stand-up in front of Papa John Check out this sick shirtBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Righteous running mang Richard Rodriguez has retvrned 2 tha show. Strenk is as of yet unconfirmed (except in the eyez ov God). Kelly has a boner pill review. It's all out there on the internet. Follow Richard on IG and Twitter and donate to his marathon fundraiser for the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund. Go see Strenk perform in The Marc Glassma…

Hours before rocking the mic at the 5 O'Clock Lounge, Kellar and returning guest Ellis educate Strenk on the works of the dearly departed Akira Toriyama as they discuss the movie DRAGON BALL SUPER: BROLY (watch it HERE). Check out Spike Pit on Bandcamp and IG Peep O.R.P.H.A.N.S. on BandcampBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Our pal Marcy got fired from Target and decided to hit the podcast circuit to dish, so we got her to return to discuss episode 4 of the 1990 NYPD anime MAD BULL 34: COP KILLER. This is part 4 of B2L's "Anime Cops Are Baka" series. Links to previous installments below: Part 1 w/Ellis Part 2 w/Will Menaker Part 3 w/Marcy and Oscar from the X Over pod…

It's a music journalism episode (eventually) about RUST BELT RIPPER FEST II. Featuring tunes by FLEA COLLAR, LIVING WORLD and IMPLODERS Shouts out to the guitarist from UNABOMB for saying "FUCK ISRAEL" with his whole chest on mic. Additional shouts out and a salute to Aaron BushnellBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Kellar brought burritos to Madame Web, Strenk had his name up in lights, and Joe Briggs is also here. Listen to Artillery and visit clevelandrockhall.com Donate to Medical Aid For Palestinians if you canBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Two bois on Bing. Happy Valentine's Day, all you lovers out there WORLDWIDE E-Mail the show Donate to Medical Aid for Palestinians if you canBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Nkunku is an agent of kitty chaos. Strenk brought donuts. Kelly played a show. E-mail the show HERE Donate to Medical Aid For Palestinians if you can HEREBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

recorded on saturday, not really edited on sunday, realeased early monday. raw, uncut, cleveland poo-core your taxes are probably murdering someone this very instant but at least they aren't funding the UNRWABy alex kellar and mike strenk

Cig smokers in the news, a listener e-mail, and then we find out what cartoons you sick freax think are hot (and maybe pipe in with a few of our own), Donate to Medical Aid For Palestinians if you canBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

It's episode 182 so Kellar and Strenk had to have their pop-punk'n pal Pat from No Pressure on the show to talk touring, Taylor(s), and more. Follow the show on xTwitterx if you like E-mail us to buy a Ratfricker tape for a good cause, FROOTS RIP Joe FlaccoBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

It's a nice, chill season 5 premiere. E-mail the show for Ratfucker tapes or to offer question and/or comment or whateverBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

We're coming at you live from a certain hot tub at a certain area bath house... and Joe Briggs happened to be there, and our boy is steamy. SEASON 4 FINALE, BETCHESSSSSS Happy New Years, bordarios, let's all crush it in 2024 WORLDWIDEBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Kelly worked a clopen and Strenky's getting over sniffles. BUY A RATFUCKER TAPE. 100% of the proceeds will go to Medical Aid For PalestiniansBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk

Go see The Boy And The Heron. Go see Kellar's new band this Sunday in Clevo. Watch Gaza Fights For Freedom Opening songs: "Congratulations!" and "Interlude i" by Larval State Donate to Medical Aid For Palestinians RIP Kenny DeforestBy Alex Kellar and Mike Strenk