My name is Aid. I used to do Standup. Then I had two kids. The End. Between parenthood and the pandemic, I'm finding pretty much the only way to have a social interaction with people is to literally *book in a conversation with them* (and market it as a podcast). Every guest is going to be real upset when they realise I'm not even recording them, i'm just incredibly lonely.
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Musk has left the White House. Marjorie Taylor Greene is getting into arguments with bots. We ask the question: at what point do we stop trying to debate people who obv live in a conspiracy-theory, fantasy unreality? AND: the world's worst Nationalist Rock Song erupts onto Instagram. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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Putin has "gone crazy!", while Joe Rogan has gone Christian. Farage and Tice have reverted to advertising taxcuts they'd never be able to deliver. And what is the most ridiculous idea for an art exhibit you can think of? DOUBLE IT and feed it steroids. I've got something absolutely MORONIC and it'll make you want to blow your brains out I promise y…
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It's Friday night, it's half-past seven which means it's time for a friday night show. Tonight we're taking a look back at the polls since Starmer went all ENOCH. Was the prediction right? ALSO: Trump and South Africa WTF. And why is Nethanayahu blaming Starmer for his own ridiculousness? And has The Onion's satire simply become the real world? Her…
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Monorail’s Richard Tice set the internet ablaze by demanding we do not lose our Brexit Benefits in the new EU/UK trade “reset”. Billionaire David Geffen has SHOCKINGLY not found love in all the wrong places again. And friend of the show LIZ TRUSS BREAKS SILENCE on Minibudget (again) to declare it was all the fault of the evil Bank of England for do…
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Keir Starmer has gone all right-wing with his Albania deals and GB News euro-tour cohorts. Diddy is on trial, joining Chris Brown, Gerard Depardeiu and others in becoming men who FALL FROM GRACE, their CAREERS ARE IN TATTERS. Also: we play a new game tonight to highlight the depressing rightward shift of the fabled OVERTON WINDOW. Here are some lin…
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#372 // Fox Lies, Gold Jets & Starmer's Enoch Speech
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1:00:12Keir Starmer's speech has gone down a STORM! If you were looking for a hurricane of disapproval from his own voters and a shrug of indifference from the ones he was hoping to attract. Meanwhile States-side, Trump's overt corruption and ridiculous Trade Deal posturing cannot be matched. Unless Fox News are in the conversation. Here are some links i …
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Trade Deals and Trump be DAMNED, tonight we're looking at some OTHER nonsense. It's David Beckham's 50th Birthday and there appears to be some beef between his sons. Apparently that's worthy of a front page or five. Meanwhile the CIA, FBI and NCA would like access to your private, personal messages because WHAT IF A CHILD BOTHERS TO GO ON FACEBOOK …
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Was Diddy brought down by the Deep State Dark Forces MATRIX? Or is he just the one billionaire going to jail for sex offences? Meanwhile Labour continue their limp-dicked campaign of “beating Reform at the debate table” by agreeing with them about everything. AND: Returning Favourite DARREN GRIMES Has Been Back On His Substack - free of the clutche…
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What on EARTH is going on!? Labour have lost the Runcorn By-Election only months after winning with with 50% of the vote. Is there perhaps a better way to try to out-Farage Farage? Meanwhile MAGA have gone nuts. Elon's basically been fired. ALSO: Conspiracy Theories BE DAMNED: Could Integrity's Candace Williams hold the key to Luigi Mangione's free…
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#368 // Bored Trump Tweeting At The Pope's Funeral
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59:35It's another insane week in MAGA. Donald Trump is having to manage the fallout from his own lies designed to soothe the US markets. China are trolling him. Pete Hegseth looks like a dead man walking. Elon Musk responds to Tesla tanking in exactly the way a sociopath would - AND Will Smith is no longer a star. How did THAT happen!? Here are some lin…
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#367 // The Blanchett Leaving Party
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1:08:50On this mid-week episode - THE 367th EPISODE SPECTACULAR! - we take a look at the news the Hollywood trend for outwardly warning that you’re definitely totally leaving the business. ALSO: Sky News journalists get DEEP FAKED. A West London teenager becomes the next Steve Jobs. AND OVER IN AMERICA: Texas have banned Virginia’s State flag. Because of …
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It's the friday night live show, join me once again as we try to make sense of Farage's pivot into Working Class'ville, Harvey Weinstein gets another go at justice, Diddy's got new charges AND more... Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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#365 // Katy Perry Went To Space, We'll Just Go To Trade School
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51:31Pop-singer Katy Perry paid a reported $500,000 to go to space and feel at one with a planet that the rocket's owner is destroying. Liz Truss is launching a new Free Speech social app. Because of course she is. And Fox News would like you to consider trade school for your kids while they send theirs to elite tier colleges they claim to despise. Here…
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#364 // Crying To The Beat Of The Apocalypse
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52:05There's ABJECT CHAOS in Trump-land, Farage is making a pitch for Labour workers in the Steel Works industry. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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The echoes of Trumponomics continue to tear through the world's stock markets. Keir Starmer appears to be the only person in Britain who thinks Donald Trump is our friend. Maybe he has a thing for Bad Boys? ALSO: A Brazilian Televangenlist Preacher is now on the Forbes Rich List above Kim Kardashian. Here are some links i really hope you click: Pat…
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Labour are continuing to ignore their responsibilities of keeping the far-right at bay. Kemi Badenoch and Drain-Rod Stewart pretended there's a Free Speech problem in the UK. Farage is being exposed for his lates grift. MEANWHILE: AI Downsyndrome Sex Bots Are Taking Over Instagram and OnlyFans. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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On this mid-week episode we wax lyrical about what it's like to appear on LBC, what on earth is going on with Prince Andrew and Virginia Giuffre. Honestly i am VERY confused. And of course a little bit of baseless Free Speech Hysteria from insular minded come outgoing Tory leader, Kemi Badenoch. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon …
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JD Vance has run off to Greenland where he wasn't invited. Marjorie Taylor Greene has gone insane. More so. Trump is an authoritarian snatching people off the streets. Where are the protests? Meanwhile: here in the UK we take a look at former GB News stalwart Dan Wootton. How did he fare in his desire to become a better (?) kind of journalist? Here…
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It's been about a month since Darren Grimes mutually agreed to leave GB News for unspecified reasons, so we took this opportunity to check-in on him - and see what kind of content he's putting out now that he's unshackled and unleashed. ALSO: i get randomly very depressed. AND Schools in America will shortly be ordered to offer "release time" for s…
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#358 // Y'know The Planet's On Fire, But Sure, Let's Worry 'Bout The Airport
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1:08:19Kemi Badenoch has abandoned Net Zero calling it unachievable. The Labour Party still won't run a Wealth Tax, instead choosing to kill disabled people. The latest in THE WEEK IN MAGA and ALSO: The New York "Mayor" who decided to ignore electoral law, run a coup, fire all the admin staff and do executive orders. Because of course he has. Here are som…
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#357 // Bringing The GOOD NEWS Unto The World
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48:57It's a GOOD NEWS special from the podcast that normally specialises in all things AWFUL. On tonight's show we look at how well Renewable Energy is doing, we ignore the day's depressing "Moresterity" Cuts bits to instead focus our attention on the uplifting state of Donald Trump's health - and indeed take a LOL at a very awkward Joe Budden podcast e…
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#356 // MAGA Dads Are Mocking Their Fired Fed Daughters
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1:04:50The UK's Secretary of State for Education, Bridget Phillipson, is going to jump on the urgent strategic industrial education matter of banning your kid from looking at Snapchat on School grounds. Meanwhile Trump's masterclass in Stock Market manipulation continues. MAGA are willing to accept some Presidential corruption now it seems ("BIDEN CRIME F…
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Elon Musk's behaviour, conduct and nazi salutes are costing him dearly but don't worry, Donald Trump is right here to essentially advertise Teslas for him and declare boycotting illegal LMFAO. ALSO: Me and the missus RUSH TO HOSPITAL! FUN WEEKEND. GOOD TIMES. ALSO: I venture into the new sport of trolling newly redundant Right-wingers. Here are som…
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In the U.S., thirty corrections officers are charged with running gladiator fights in a Los Angeles county juvenile detention center - while Donald Trump demands an apology from the Ukraine President for making him look bad. Closer to home: Darren Grimes steps down from GB News and immediately pivots to independent journalist free speech warrior! A…
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On tonight's FRIDAY NIGHT SHOW we look at the Starmer / Trump love-in, the Media reaction to it, the latest on the Climate Crisis, Suella Braverman's abdication of her Englishness - oh AND the two "Thou Shalt Not Steal" paintings that OF COURSE ended up stolen. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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Keir Starmer has announced 2.5% of GDP will be allocated to defence now. Where is he getting the money from? Meanwhile LYING IN POLITICS will not be a criminal offence because people are smart enough to see through it. Allison Pearson is BACK! And so isn't Love Island for the over-40s. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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Donald Trump and Elon Musk have gone insane. Liz Truss isn't much better. Meanwhile Wes Streeting is being ridiculous and informs the latest Right-wing loony trait: The Recreational Nightmare. ALSO: two guys get charged with shooting drugs into a Louisiana Jail WITH A CANNON. I'M NOT JOKING. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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Imagine being a young, TORY woman of colour who FINALLY shows them all that you CAN make it. You've only gone and become the bloody leader of the Conservative Party! BUT it turns out to be right at this time/place, just as the whole thing implodes. Absolute f*cking LOL m8. Poisoned chalice? Peter Principle? Anyway, tonight we discuss that AND the B…
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#349 // Sorry Brigadier, It's All Over Now.
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53:54Trump has given away chunks of Ukraine to Putin, Richard Tice has been chatting with the public to mixed results. And Prince Andrew - FRIEND OF THE SHOW - is having a spot of bother again. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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Labour are slowly morphing into a Right-wing party to appease the Reform voters. Meanwhile people like me are deserting them. ALSO: a man is set to lose his $760m of Bitcoin when a rubbish dump turns into a solar farm. And a British couple die in suspicious circumstances in the South of France. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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Grenfell's getting demolished, DEI is toast, Musk's gone insane - and so have I at the visage of my nursery refusing to take my daughter for the day. Again. Join me now as we try to make sense of it all. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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My internet went out and my decency disappeared. Meanwhile the Grammies made an absolute arse out of itself. Oh, also: i tell the story of how i almost became the biggest band in the world. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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345 // One Day This'll Be The Good Ol Days
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1:10:30Trump's America becomes even more ludicrous and sociopathic than we'd imagined to date. Labour want to save the planet will killing it. And a Priest succumbs to his most primal and godly urges. It's enough to send you flying off to the Gulf Of America. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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It's a Friday night live show and we're talking about Donald Trump's first week, the imminent collapse of Thames Water, the depressing state of the UK Labour Party - and a new anti-wanking law in Mississippi. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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Donald Trump is President again. Elon Musk is doing Nazi Salutes YES WE CAN CALL THEM NAZI SALUTES ACTUALLY. ALSO: Nobody's buying champagne anymore and tonight i discuss going out when you're in your forties. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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Tonight we take a look at the latest embarrassment from Brewdog's James Watt. Mike Graham has billboarded his own bellendry again. Oh, and we go straight to the front line of political deep fakery - in Minnessota, U.S. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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It's the mid-week show. Reform are inching ahead in the polls. The Right Honourable Tulip Siddiq has resigned from her role as anti-corruption minister in the Treasury. Just don't ask what for. And Donald Trump may still be a Russian asset. Let's talk about it. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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Starmer's still getting mauled, Wes Streeting is failing to inspire confidence, LA Wildfires are raging - and the dude he shot up the Pizzagate Parlour just got shot-up himself. Just another week on this TOTALLY NORMAL PLANET. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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Zuckerberg is cozying up to Trump. Starmer is still pretty much "limpotent" to global and domestic Alt Right forces. The Tate Bros are back. And a woman in Ohio drove to Vegas and left her kids in a freezing car and I GET IT. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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Elon Musk is spending his New Years watching Tommy Robinson videos while Floridians attempt to get around the Pornhub ban. ALSO: A.I. deepfakes take another terrifying leap forward. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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#337 // Reflections In A Shattered Disco Ball
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59:51Christmas is over, you’ve managed to fight the temptation to throw your Uncle Paul through the patio doors over that argument you had in 1997 that you never quite found closure on. Meanwhile in news-land there’s mysterious drones/orbs floating over New Jersey and Trump is about to invade Canada. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon …
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FESTIVE TIME! And it's Christmas Peerages all round for Keir Starmer and Kemi Badenoch. Meanwhile GB News is sacking all its "talent". ALSO: A German woman murders her doppleganger to fake her own death. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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#335 // Jesus Finds It Weird You’re Happy Right Now
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53:10The next five years are going to be terrible. Let’s talk about that. Meanwhile Prince Andrew has embarrassed another of his close friends. AND PornHub is about to be banned in Florida. Thank God they solved the most pressing issue in Child Safety. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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On tonight's Friday night live show, we look at the criticism "THUH LEFT!" get for not crying when a NYC CEO got shot and a man who got exonerated and let out of jail after 24 years - getting a $4m settlement from the City - is on his way back there for murder again. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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Sir Keir Starmer is out trying to fill an E.U. shaped trade-hole with rapists and murderers. Meanwhile could Luigi Mangione get off the murder charge by running for President? ALSO: my (probably Autistic) Dad visited. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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Private healthcare CEOs are getting murdered. Sir Keir Starmer remains underwhelming and unaware that unless he goes bold he’ll be out in four years and this’ll all have just been a very brief holiday from Tory Corruption. South Korea’s nuts. Syria's kicking off. And a Florida Teacher got caught having a one man “freak-off” in an elementary school.…
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Gregg Wallace is on Day whatever the fuck it is of his tabloid mauling. We take a look at some of the feminists of convenience who suddenly care about workplace respect. Meanwhile a shamed and bankrupted American energy institution make their comeback. And why not. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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#329 // Your Ashamed Ancestors Weep For You
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47:15Matt Gaetz is on Cameo. Kate Nash is selling pics of her arse to pay for her music/tour. Keir Starmer is pretending to hate immigration... and MORE! Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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Tonight we look at Labour's press treatment, Benji's ICC arrest warrant and Italy's offer to come move there for ONE EURO. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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The kids have been sick, Tan got some shit from the Canary and newspapers appear to have run out of news. Here are some links i really hope you click: Patreon
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