Best absolute garbage Podcasts (2025)

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Spider-Man (2002) 1:30:29

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2M ago1:30:29

1:30:29

It's our third episode of Patreon Request "Month" 2025, and the randomizer is going all the way back to 2002 to pick Joejira's request for one of the most groundbreaking superhero epics of all time, a box office record-shattering worldwide phenomenon that finally brought one of the most legendary comic book characters ever created to the big screen…

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Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour (Taylor's Version) 1:29:56

3M ago1:29:56

1:29:56

It's our second episode of Patreon Request "Month" 2025, and the randomizer is going all the way back to 2023 to pick something we got THREE requests for, from Kris C., Carolyn Knudstrup and Emma Looman. It's an epic patience-testing three-and-a-half-hour live concert film spanning the entire illustrious career of the single most popular and influe…

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The Boys: The Sherman Brothers' Story 1:23:20

4M ago1:23:20

1:23:20

In this episode, after way too many delays, the randomizer kicks off this year's Patreon Request Month by going all the way back to 2009 to pick E.J. Riley's request for a documentary about two legendary brothers who became Walt Disney's personal staff songwriters in the 1960s. Over the course of their illustrious decades-spanning careers, they com…

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The Sign of Zorro 1:38:31

5M ago1:38:31

1:38:31

In this episode, we're bypassing the randomizer for a VERY long-awaited Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend David Ganssle FINALLY takes his Guest's Choice option out of his back pocket after four-and-a-half years and slaps it in front of our eyeballs, but not before cutting eyeholes in it to shield our identities. That's right, Doggans…

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10 Things I Hate About You 1:07:28

7M ago1:07:28

1:07:28

In this episode, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1999 to pick a teen high school romantic comedy loosely based on one of the more controversial plays by history's most celebrated playwright, William Shakespeare. Now, Shakespeare is of course ubiquitously revered as the greatest writer the English language has ever known, but it's worth aski…

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A Conversation with Everyone - 2 - Lulu 1:26:58

7M ago1:26:58

1:26:58

Lulu, Soul Guide, sees much and tells all on our latest episode! Join us as we delve into the particularities of her purported perternatural capabilities, how her world has been irrevocably changed by spirits, and of course more about Caligula's dating life. Enjoy, dear listener. — Intro Music: Gnossienne #1-3 - Erik Satie https://commons.wikimedia…

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A Conversation with Everyone - 1 - Brianna 56:03

8M ago56:03

56:03

Brianna did not like Nosferatu (2024), no she did not. Find out why, along with tales of ghosts, spirits, gettin' it on with the whispering wind, and of course one of Caligula's most precious secrets in this first episode of The Dada Network's newest cast. — Intro Music: Gnossienne #2 - Erik Satie https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Gnossienne_…

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Mickey's Twice Upon A Christmas 1:07:11

9M ago1:07:11

1:07:11

In this episode, for this year's Christmas episode, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2004 to pick a straight-to-DVD anthology feature in which everyone's favorite classic Disney animated characters were given some of the most horrendously hideous CGI makeovers you ever done seen, just so they could star in a bunch of even-cheaper holiday sto…

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A Very Special Holiday Minisode (or, a Holly Very Miniday Specialsode) 5:03

9M ago5:03

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The Mickey's Twice Upon A Christmas episode isn't quite ready yet, but I still wanted to give everyone a special holiday message. Merry Holidays to all! Check out this show on social media! Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/vaultdisneypod.bsky.social Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Host's Bl…

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WandaVision S1E6 - All-New Halloween Spooktacular! 1:02:13

11M ago1:02:13

1:02:13

In this year's Halloween episode, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2021 to pick the Halloween episode of one of the biggest zeitgeist-capturing megahit series in the illustrious five-year history of Disney+. The first-ever television show produced by Marvel Studios was also a twisted love letter to the history of television itself, filtered …

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+10 XP STALCRAFT and Chernobylite 36:29

11M ago36:29

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Stalktober continues on +10 XP, this week we'retalking lesser known Stalker-likes (OC pls don't steal). We both brought one in for dissection. Hit the episode to find out the details on why we liked these games, but if you cant wait K-Slick recommended STALCRAFT if you have a buddy to play it with and Caligula thinks you should play Chernobylite. E…

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The TrashCast: The Only Podcast You Can Taste 33:40

11M ago33:40

33:40

The goons have arrived! The MeatCast is back on the menu, or is it the MeasureCast? It could possible be the BibleCast? IT"S THE TRASHCAST! Join Caligula, Miss Ellanea, and K-Slick (He of Many Names) as we talk carnivore diet, fitness, psychic powers, fighting games, Elden Ring pvp, and many other topics. Everything is off limits!…

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+10 XP: S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl 55:21

11M ago55:21

55:21

The gang is back an this week we are deep in STALKTOBER, so we are going to be talking vanilla S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl! That's right, we're dissecting the 2007 classic itself, and what a dissection it is! Our sweet baby boy K-Slick tries his best to defend this game as Incitatus smears grime and gloom on it. It's a lively episode about a…

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Deion's Double Play 1:03:11

11M ago1:03:11

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In this episode, just in time for the World Series and a new football season, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2019 to pick the first ESPN "30 For 30" sports documentary we've ever had to cover on this podcast! Specifically, a documentary about multi-hyphenate 90s superstar athlete Deion Sanders, aka "Prime Time," which is a nickname he gave…

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The Rescue 49:14

12M ago49:14

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In this episode, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2021 to pick an example of everyone's favorite subgenre of Disney+ content, that's right, another NatGeo documentary! Only this time, it's NOT one of those wretched disposable televised NatGeo specials that's exactly the same as every other NatGeo special, it's a full-fledged NatGeo-branded t…

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+10 XP: Cobalt Core 35:03

1y ago35:03

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Join hosts Caligula Q. Strawman and K-Slick as they review Cobalt Core, a roguelike deck buidling adventure! Cobalt Core was developed by Rocket Rat Games, and published by Brace Yourself Games. It was released on the Nintendo Switch, as well as Windows, on November 8th, 2023. In this cute, yet cerebral, sci fi card game you'll select three out of …

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Delicacies Destiny - Episode One 41:03

1y ago41:03

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In this episode, we return following an unanticipated long hiatus as the randomizer goes all the way back to 2022 to pick the first episode of a Chinese romantic comedy streaming series from China's video-sharing site Bilibili. In this period piece set during the Ming Dynasty, we follow a woman's journey from humble beginnings to her position as he…

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Our statement on Kyle Carrozza 4:49

1y ago4:49

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Please donate to these Human Trafficking Prevention & Survivor Protection charities: https://www.charitynavigator.org/discover-charities/best-charities/human-trafficking-prevention/By Tony Goldmark

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MINISODE! What Would Walt Have Done?-Era Movies NOT on Disney+! 15:10

1+ y ago15:10

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DISCLAIMER: This minisode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, w…

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Gus 1:13:00

1+ y ago1:13:00

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It's the ludicrously-belated fifth and final episode of WHAT WOULD WALT HAVE DONE? "MONTH" on Escape From Vault Disney! And to wrap up this batch of episodes on the most awkward time period in Disney history, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1976 to cover an example of Disney's most reliably lucrative (or at least, least reliably un-lucrativ…

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Hacksaw 56:31

1+ y ago56:31

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DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded and released prior to the arrest of one of its guests, Kyle Carrozza. We at Escape From Vault Disney strongly condemn Mr. Carrozza's actions and offer our deepest sympathies to his victims, and we will not be inviting him on this podcast again in the future. That said, rather than attempt to rewrite history, we…

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The Fox and the Hound 1:12:26

1+ y ago1:12:26

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It continues to be WHAT WOULD WALT HAVE DONE? MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And for our third episode of What Would Walt Have Done? Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1981 to pick an animated would-be classic that seemed to have everything going for it: a beautiful nature setting in the Bambi mold, a timeless parabolic story about …

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Treasure of Matecumbe 1:15:55

1+ y ago1:15:55

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It's still WHAT WOULD WALT HAVE DONE? MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney! And for our second episode of What Would Walt Have Done? Month, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1976 to pick an ambitious misfire released just in time for America's bicentennial, a would-be epic treasure hunt adventure set in the Reconstruction-era American South that…

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A Tale of Two Critters (with Meet the Robinsons director Stephen Anderson!) 1:04:05

1+ y ago1:04:05

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It's WHAT WOULD WALT HAVE DONE? MONTH on Escape From Vault Disney, as we devote March 2024 to movies, featurettes and/or TV specials produced by Walt Disney Productions during that odd, awkward inbetween time from 1968-1984, after Walt died but before Eisner took over! And for our first episode of What Would Walt Have Done? Month, we're joined by t…

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World's Deadliest S3E1 - War of the Carnivores 46:56

1+ y ago46:56

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This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2019 to pick yet another NatGeo special! And since it's become abundantly clear that every NatGeo special is exactly the same, I'm gonna devote the rest of this description to talking about the life of actor/comedian Chris Elliott. Born in 1960 in New York City as the fifth and youngest child of Bo…

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Steaming Garbage GotY Watch Edition: Lies of P 53:53

1+ y ago53:53

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GotY Watch returns with a review of Lies of P! This is Neowiz Games and Round8 Studio joint. It was released on September 19th 2023 for the Xbox Series X/S, Windos, macOS, Playstation 5, and some last gen stuff. We praised almost everything about this game with the standouts being setting, music, and gameplay. We both recommend this game, would pla…

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BONUS "MINI"SODE! What Else Is NOT on Disney+? SUPERCUT! 2:33:11

1+ y ago2:33:11

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A two-and-a-half-hour supercut of all sixteen "What Else Is Not On Disney+?" minisodes, featuring more-or-less the entire conversation Tony Goldmark had with David Ganssle in the spring of 2023 in which they went through the entire Not On Disney+ Month shortlist and said a few words about each item.By Tony Goldmark

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Steaming Garbage GotY Watch Edition: Dark Souls II Scholar of the First Sin 57:59

1+ y ago57:59

57:59

We have returned. The DaDa Gang are back talking jive about video games. Who could have predicted... GotY Watch is here! Join us as we talk about the best games of 2023 starting with DARK SOULS 2!!! Unprecedented! Originally released in March of 2014, and again in Feburary and April (Japan and then worldwide) in 2015, Dark Souls 2 is the sequel to …

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Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas 1:41:57

2y ago1:41:57

1:41:57

This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, which in this case doubles as a belated Christmas episode AND triples as an even-more-belated Halloween episode! Our good friend and newly-sentient amorphous blob of characters Garrett Smith "makes" us watch one of the most groundbreaking animated features of all time,…

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