Best Abbey Wick Podcasts (2026)

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682. Dust Bunny, Blue Moon, The Mastermind, If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, Familiar Touch, Palestine 36 1:26:33

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Dave and Alonso being the process of wrapping up 2025. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Bluesky, Instagram, and Facebook, you knew just what I was there for. Get this show ad-free, and lots of other great stuff, by joining our Patreon: https://patreon.com/LinoleumKnife Subscribe to Dave's magazine: https://slu…

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Song Sung Blue

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Episode 69: Song Sung Blue This week we took a trip back to Wisconsin in the late ’80s and met up with the locally famous Neil Diamond tribute (or should we say interpretive) band Thunder and Lightning. The title sequence says this is based on a true story, but it feels like an over-the-top Hollywood portrait that’s a bit too loose with the facts. …

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EJ Marcus Has Never Seen Downton Abbey 1:20:25

20d ago1:20:25

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EJ Marcus has never seen "Downton Abbey" but he rewrote what he thinks an episode might be, and we read his script! The accent work: perfect. The setting: ideal. The British: are in it. As EJ put it in his script: NOTE: EVERYONE IS BRITISH BUT IN SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT WAYS. COMPLETELY UP TO YOU.We make our way through a discussion about this show none…

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The Running Man, Rental Family, Bugonia, Freakier Friday, Predator: Badlands, The Perfect Neighbor, The Beast in Me & More! 1:37:04

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Brennan, Nicole & Mama K are back with their November and December movies & tv: The Running Man, Rental Family, Bugonia, Freakier Friday, Predator: Badlands, The Family Man 2, Weapons, One Battle After Another, Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning, The Brutalist, Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale, The Materialists, Am I Okay?, Landman, The Mayor o…

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Wicked: For Good

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Episode 68: Wicked: for Good It’s our annual Thanksgiving event and we’re joined by the whole family. Just like last year we saw a Wicked movie - Wicked: For Good. There are a lot of opinions to work through, but Stratis gets us started with his love of Jeff Goldblum, while Tina takes a nap. Michelle, daughter number one, loves a true fantasy epic …

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Cam Gavinski Has Never Seen 2001: A Space Odyssey 1:22:51

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Cam Gavinski has never seen 2001: A Space Odyssey, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Enjoy Cam's take on one of the quintessential sci-fi movies of all-time, which he has never seen. There's chimps, there's space, there's Hal? Cam and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Kel Cripe! We play some games, read Cam's script, and more! Go see Kyle in Sa…

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681. Wicked: For Good, Merrily We Roll Along, Frankenstein, The Things We Kill, Predator: Badlands 1:01:29

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Dave and Alonso check out a very mixed bag of awards-season releases. Review us on Apple Podcasts (or wherever you listen), follow us @linoleumcast on Bluesky, Instagram, and Facebook, these are the people who give you vapors. Get ad-free episodes and much more by joining our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/LinoleumKnife Pick up the revised and up…

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Jay Kelly

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Episode 67: Jay Kelly George Clooney reminds us why he’s an A-lister in his latest Netflix theatrical release, Jay Kelly. Tina comes clean about “The Dude” and how he’s not Josh Brolin. Stratis doesn’t think Clooney has a lifetime of regret, unlike the character he portrays, but after that we go sideways and bring in Up in the Air, another Clooney …

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All Games Day! December 2025 1:15:40

1M ago1:15:40

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Kicking off December with an All Games Episode here! Kyle is joined by Sammy Mowrey, Daniel Shar, Bailey Norton, and Joe McAdam. The four folks partner off into teams to compete in rounds of Before & Afters, Character Card Head, KyleDadGame, Build the Perfect Movie, Letterbox'd Guessing Game the Game, and everyone helps Kyle develop a new game wher…

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LKTV Special: Jessica Yu (A Very Jonas Christmas Movie) 21:47

1M ago21:47

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Dave and Alonso are thrilled to chat with Oscar-winning filmmaker and acclaimed TV director Jessica Yu about A Very Jonas Christmas Movie (Disney+), a holiday musical comedy that's been getting great reviews, even from tough critics like Dave. Want more LKTV? Subscribe to our Patreon! https://patreon.com/linoleumknife Buy Alonso's new book! https:/…

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Wake Up Dead Man

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Episode 66: Wake Up Dead Man Netflix takes its Knives Out franchise to theaters and we get an early look at Wake Up Dead Man, starring Daniel Craig as detective Benoit Blanc. We’re both pretty low-energy about this film until we get to talking about cults and Stratis’ German accent. As for the movie, we wondered why it took so long for Craig to sho…

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Max Silvestri Has Never Seen Wicked 1:23:43

2M ago1:23:43

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Max Silvestri has never seen "Wicked" but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Does Max succeed in figuring out what this massive musical prequel is probably about? Max (Cohost of "I Need You Guys" pod on Smartless) comes back on Never Seen It to give us his take on what "Wicked" probably is, talk prequels and musicals and "Wicked" and more, and …

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The Running Man

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Episode 65: The Running Man Today we have yet another revamp of a classic sci-fi film. This time it’s The Running Man with Glen Powell. Stratis starts off with an apology, while Tina quizzes him about a slew of actors. We both had no problem giving Glen some love, but we did have some serious questions about his bath towel! Tina gives us all a brea…

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Courtney Michelle Has Never Seen Snatch 1:22:34

2M ago1:22:34

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Courtney Michelle has never seen "Snatch" but she rewrote it, and we read her script! I know I've said this before, but is this the most accurate take anyone has ever had on this show? As any good British film should be, there's no shortage of incredibly accurate, regionally-specific accents in our reading. Enjoy Courtney's script, some film talk, …

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680. 15th Anniversary Celebration with Grae Drake; Bugonia, A House of Dynamite, The Baltimorons, Hamnet 1:19:09

2M ago1:19:09

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cw: language Dave and Alonso celebrate 15 years of the podcast with the Party Catalyst who started it all, Grae Drake, who joins us to discuss some new and upcoming movies. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Bluesky, Instagram, and Facebook, we can be what we want to be. Join our Patreon club and get more shows …

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Train Dreams

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Episode 64: Train Dreams On this week’s car ride home we delve into the lumberjack life of early Pacific Northwest settlers with Train Dreams. Right from the start, Tina and Stratis have wildly different opinions about this film. Tina sees the art, while Stratis can’t seem to get past all the sadness. Tina does try to educate Stratis on the meaning…

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Will Pepper Has Never Seen Goodfellas 1:09:25

2M ago1:09:25

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Will Pepper has never seen "Goodfellas" but he rewrote it and we read his script! Will is pretty sure "Goodfellas" has something to do with a rivalry at an arcade. It he close? We take on Will's script, talk "Goodfellas" and more prestige movie watching, and play some games! We actually recorded with Will back some weeks ago, but the audio from tha…

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679. Nouvelle Vague, After the Hunt, Dracula, Little Amélie or the Character of Rain, Calle Málaga 54:46

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Dave and Alonso return from their travels and catch up on some autumnal arthouse fare. Subscribe and review us at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Bluesky, Instagram, and Facebook, gonna call on Legba. Join our Patreon and get cool stuff, including this show, ad-free! https://patreon.com/LinoleumKnife Subscribe to Dave's magazine! https:/…

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One Battle After Another, Black Phone 2, Roofman, The Smashing Machine, Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale & More! 1:25:00

2M ago1:25:00

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Brennan and the women are back with their latest Fall movies & tv: Black Phone 2, Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale, One Battle After Another, Roofman, Good Boy, Good Fortune, The Smashing Machine, Only Murders in the Building, Devil in Disguise: John Wayna Gacy, The Girlfriend, The Ballad of Wallis Island, The Senior, Ice Road: Vengeance, The Man in…

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Fumi Abe Has Never Seen A Nightmare On Elm Street 1:17:37

2M ago1:17:37

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Fumi Abe has never seen Nightmare On Elm Street, but he rewrote it! He was pretty sure it was called... Freddy K? Does Fumi nail the tone of the classic horror film? Plus, Fumi talks about scary movies in Japanese culture versus American culture, we play some games, talk more Halloween movies, and more! Fumi and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Bailey…

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Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere

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Episode 63: Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere We’re visiting New Jersey on this week’s episode as we dive into Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere. We find out that Tina has a PhD in Springsteen-ology, even though she’s not from Jersey, while Stratis gets to relive his youth cruising the streets of northern Jersey in a Trans Am. Tina gets super…

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Amy Miller Has Never Seen Megan 1:15:29

3M ago1:15:29

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Amy Miller returns! Amy has never seen Megan, but she rewrote it, and we read her script. Enjoy our annual Amy-Miller-Halloween-Episode, complete with her Megan script, and a lot of games. Kyle and Amy are joined by Johnny Pemberton! And Johnny's amazing voice and accent work. Truly, an episode for the ages, folks. Apologies for no video, this week…

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After the Hunt

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Episode 62: After the Hunt On this week’s car ride home we go back to college and try to figure out if we like anyone involved in After the Hunt, a Yale University-inspired drama about student-professor power dynamics. Stratis comes out hot and says he’s befuddled by the entire film, while Tina proceeds to give a dissertation on character developme…

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Tron: Ares

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Episode 61: Tron: Ares Get ready for some ’80s-inspired artificial intelligence trying to take over our car ride home as we jump on a lightcycle and talk about Tron: Ares. This one is right up Stratis’ alley and he couldn’t get enough of the stunning visuals and music. Tina was less impressed, but she was able to introduce the struggle for maintain…

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Jono Zalay Has Never Seen Rocky Horror Picture Show 1:13:08

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Jono Zalay Has Never Seen "Rocky Horror Picture Show," but he rewrote it and we read his script! The depth with which he nails some of the specifics he knew nothing about is impressive. Kyle and Jono are joined by Shane Torres and we take on Jono's script with great antici- -pation. We talk Rocky Horror, group viewing, play some games, and more! Le…

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678. One Battle After Another, Good Boy, RIP Diane Keaton 56:26

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Dave and Alonso discuss a pair of acclaimed fall releases and remember a legendary performer. Subscribe and review us at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Bluesky, Instagram, and Facebook, a slip of the hip. Join our Patreon for ad-free episodes, exclusive shows, and more! https://patreon.com/LinoleumKnife Subscribe to Dave's magazine, Slu…

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All Games Day! October 2025 1:07:28

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LKTV Special: Michael Cyril Creighton, "Only Murders in the Building"; (Re)Watching "Mad Men" with Gary Cotti 1:08:28

3M ago1:08:28

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677. Eleanor the Great, The Long Walk, Him, 7 Walks with Mark Brown 53:44

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Dave and Alonso hit up some new fall titles. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Bluesky, Instagram, and Facebook, doo do doo doo doo. Join our Patreon, and get the show ad-free! https://patreon.com/LinoleumKnife Subscribe to Dave's newsletter! https://sluggish.ghost.io Buy Alonso's new book! https://preorder-mov…

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Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale

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Episode 60: Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale This week Tina and Stratis pick up a hitchhiker, Regina (aka Mom), on our overseas trip to Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale. This is a rare occasion for Regina as it’s her first film outing of 2025! Stratis is proud that he came up with a pull quote for this installment - “the Downtoniest of Downton movies…

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Karen Chee Has Never Seen Sex and the City 1:05:39

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Karen Chee has never seen Sex and the City, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Emmy & WGA award-nominated comedian and writer Karen Chee takes everything she's ever absorbed about the influential show and turns it into one of the best scripts we've ever done. There's New York. There's sex. There's and the city. Does she nail it? Karen and h…

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The Long Walk

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Episode 59 - The Long Walk Stephen King joins us on this week's drive home, and somehow we aren't overcome by demons, buckets of blood, or even killer cars. The Long Walk is a different kind of horror film, one that even Stratis can enjoy. Tina gives us some serious insights and thoughts about the horror genre. Together we sing the praises of all t…

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676. A Big Bold Beautiful Journey, Twinless, The History of Sound, Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale, Happyend, Where to Land 1:03:00

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Dave and Alonso worry the silver hasn't been polished properly. Subscribe and review us at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Bluesky, Instagram, and Facebook, la la la la. Join our Patreon for ad-free episodes and lots of other great goodies: https://patreon.com/linoleumknife Subscribe to Dave's newsletter: https://sluggish.ghost.io Buy Al…

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Jack Lawler Has Never Seen Yellowstone 1:17:52

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Jack Lawler (Work Retire Die, Host of The Daily Friday) has never seen "Yellowstone" but he rewrote it and we read his script.Enjoy Jack's script, Yellowstone and network television talk, and more! Then some Before & Afters, Build the Perfect Movie, and more!Kyle and Jack are joined by Todd Sklar! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f…

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Nobody 2

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Episode 58 - Nobody 2 On this week’s drive home we delve into the violent alternate life of Bob Odenkirk’s character in Nobody 2. Tina should have been primed to like this movie because one of her pet peeves is that movies need shorter runtimes. This one was only 1h and 29m. Stratis had done his homework and was just coming off enjoying the origina…

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675. The Conjuring: Last Rites, Splitsville, The Roses, Honey Don't, Lurker, Suspended Time 1:04:23

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Dave and Alonso return from a short break with some late-summer early-fall titles. Subscribe (and review us) at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Bluesky, Instagram, and Facebook, keep me suspended in time with you. Join our Patreon! https://patreon.com/LinoleumKnife Subscribe to Dave's newsletter! https://sluggish.ghost.io Pre-order Alons…

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674. We Get Letters 1:06:38

4M ago1:06:38

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Dave and Alonso answer listener letters about hairstyles, attitudes, and more! Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Bluesky, Instagram, and Facebook, nothing's standing in my way. Join our Patreon for exclusive goodies, including ad-free episodes! patreon.com/LinoleumKnife…

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Weapons, The Fantastic Four: First Steps, Nobody 2, The Naked Gun, Together, The Amateur, WWE Unreal & More! 1:31:16

4M ago1:31:16

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Brennan, Jess, Nicole & Mama K discuss the last of the summer movies and catch-up on streaming movies and shows as well. Spoilers discussed for the below (in order discussed): The Fantastic Four: First Steps, Weapons, The Amateur, The Naked Gun, Nobody 2, Together, Final Destination: Bloodlines, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Jurassic World: Rebi…

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Leah Knauer Has Never Seen Wall-E 56:31

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Leah Knauer has never seen Wall-E, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Hear Leah's full take on one of Kyle's favorite movies. The robots, check. The people, sort of. Do the performances live up to Leah's script? We talk Pixar, Leah drops her INCREDIBLE Sydney Sweeney impression, and more! Come see Kyle in New York City from September 4-14th…

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The Fantastic Four: First Steps

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Episode 57 - The Fantastic Four: First Steps We’re back in the superhero universe, and we try hard to find something we enjoyed in The Fantastic Four: First Steps. Stratis starts off with “it’s hard to make a good movie,” while Tina returns to her anti-superhero-movie happy place. We both agree that the 1960s retro-futurism was amazing and obviousl…

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River Butcher Has Never Seen Oldboy 1:16:27

4M ago1:16:27

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River Butcher has never seen Oldboy, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Does River nail the movie? That's up to you to decide. An episode of absolutely beautiful chaos as we take on River's script, talk about what Kyle might or might not remember about Oldboy (including if he's seen it?), play some games, and generally just goof around. Kyle…

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LKF 330: If You Can't Stand the Heat 54:55

5M ago54:55

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Welcome to Linoleum Knife & Fork, a food podcast hosted by two film critics! If you'd like to hear more LKF, join our Patreon! https://patreon.com/linoleumknife Dave and Alonso find it too darn hot to cook, but they have thoughts on Cracker Barrel and the State Fair of Texas prize-winners. Enjoy deliciousness at whowantsacookiela.com…

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LKTV 389: DEVO Punk Rockers 57:42

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It's the end of summer, so please enjoy this episode of one of our Patreon exclusives. And you, too, can join our Patreon to get more LKTV all year round. Dave and Alonso get plenty of satisfaction from the new DEVO documentary and check out some other Netflix shows as well. Learn how to turn off Google AI here.…

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Freakier Friday

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Episode 56 - Freakier Friday This time we travel back to the world of parent-child brain swapping in the long overdue sequel, Freakier Friday. Tina was really looking forward to seeing this film to relive her youth of way too many hours watching Disney movies. She even coined a new term, nostalgia baiting. Stratis, on the other hand, just thinks th…

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Dan O'Sullivan Has Never Seen The White Lotus 1:03:21

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Dan O'Sullivan has never seen The White Lotus, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Host of the "The Outfit!" on Headgum, Dan joins Kyle to talk The White Lotus, and what he figures it's probably about. Does Dan nail the rich-people-vibe of the show? Joined by White Lotus viewer Lindsay Adams, we break down Dan's script, Lindsay tries very har…

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673. Weapons, Freakier Friday, Nobody 2, Souleymane's Story, Little Big and Far, The Sparrow in the Chimney, AJ Goes to the Dog Park 1:22:07

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Dave and Alonso talk sequels, arthouse, and everything in-between. Subscribe and review us at Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Bluesky, Instagram, and Facebook, catch a ride on a wave. Join our Patreon, won't you? (You can listen to this show ad-free.) Subscribe to Dave's Ghost newsletter. Pre-order the new edition of Alonso's Christmas b…

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Ify Nwadiwe Has Never Seen Twin Peaks (LIVE from The Elysian in LA!) 18:05

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Ify Nwadiwe has never seen "Twin Peaks" but he rewrote it, and we read his script. LIVE from The Elysian Theater in Los Angeles, California! A clip from our recent live Never Seen It. Keeping the David Lynch train rolling, Ify Nwadiwe... NAILS the vibe. With a cast of Joel Kim Booster, Bailey Norton, Johnny Pemberton, Mo Fry Pasic, and host Kyle Ay…

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Weapons

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Episode 55 - Weapons Tina takes Stratis to a horror film yet again, hoping Weapons will change his mind about the genre. We both love the first third of the movie because there’s just enough weird, confusing stuff happening to draw us into this child-disappearing mystery. Somehow Tina manages to find the “American Individualism” theme in the film, …

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Kel Cripe Has Never Seen Twin Peaks 1:04:19

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Kel Cripe has never seen Twin Peaks, but they rewrote it and we read their script! The Lynchian vibes are palpable as Kel drops their take on Twin Peaks. Enjoy Kel's script, a bunch of games, David Lynch chat, and more! Kyle and Kel are joined by the rest of Kel's sketch group "Babe Motel," Haley Stiel and Avery Girion. Go see Kyle in Charlotte nex…

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Advancing Regenerative Practices in Ukraine 36:45

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Fertile soil is something Ukraine has always been known for. But wind and water erosion are causing a soil loss of approximately 15 tons per hectare every year. Today we’re joined by Oleksandr, a farmer in the Kiev Region of Ukraine, and Syngenta’s Valeriy Dubrovin to discuss how farmers are advancing regenerative practices even in this current cha…