What does the Chicago Bears 2025 schedule release have in common with Dave Coulier in a movie theater? Find out on this episode of Zero Doinks as the boys tick through all 17 obvious wins, starting with Monday Night Football in Week 1 against JJ McCarthy and the Vikings. Thanks for listening, we love you and want to bathe you.…

The party concludes its horrifying, desperate battle against the macaroni oozes. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All ambiances were compos…

Faced with a seemingly unwinnable fight and the option to flee, Sirio must decide whether to hold firm with his party. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution …

With stakes higher than ever, the parties continues its terrifying fight against the invading oozes. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All a…

After Ryan Poles spent the weekend listening to the board it is clear that Ben Johnson's first draft has his beautiful mitts all over it. We recall how we initially felt on Thursday with the Colston Loveland pick versus how we feel now after days of hot, intense research. So many new Bears to wrap our minds around, as well as a preview of who we th…

Far from home, the party battles against a terrifying group of creatures in the middle of the night. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All a…

In search of suitable farmland for its expanding kingdom, the party continues its exploration of the Sellen Hills. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 …

The party faces off against an enormous flame drake in the Sellen Hills. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All ambiances were composed by Mi…

Following the 5-year time hop, the party begins its exploration of the Sellen Hills. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All ambiances were co…

Shrikehaven progresses five years. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All ambiances were composed by Michael Ghelfi Studios. The Zero Check a…

Sirio gets married! Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All ambiances were composed by Michael Ghelfi Studios. The Zero Check are committed to…

Hang the banner, the Bears have won the 2025 offseason, there is no way this will fail. The offensive and defensive lines are shaping up beautifully, the draft is looming and Ben Johnson already has hall-of-fame influence in Halas Hall. The Bears are back? We discuss the roster additions to date and look ahead to who we want to see the Bears to tar…

The party navigates the aftermath of the battle of Fort Serenko. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All ambiances were composed by Michael Gh…

The party concludes its final battle against Gurija and the remnants of the Black Tears. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All ambiances wer…

The party is forced to battle against familiar enemies. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All ambiances were composed by Michael Ghelfi Stud…

King Sirio Surtova and King Noleski Surtova negotiate. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All ambiances were composed by Michael Ghelfi Studi…

Sirio, Drei, Mitch, and Og meet with the king of Brevoy. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All ambiances were composed by Michael Ghelfi Stu…

Zero Doinks is back for Season 7 and we have never been more full of life. So much has changed since S6 ended with the golden foot of Cairo Santos breaking the hearts of annoying Packers fans. The dream head coach candidate surprisingly said yes to Kevin Warren and the Bears braintrust. Ben Johnson’s coaching staff is expensive and impressive. Virg…

Calvaris, Cormack, Noggles, and Velcro finish their missions and report back to Fort Trand. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All ambiances …

The party concludes its search of the sewers beneath the Temple of the Elk and they recruit a new ally. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. Al…

The party continues its search of the sewers beneath the Temple of the Elk. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All ambiances were composed by…

The party ventures beneath the Temple of the Elk where terrifying challenges await them. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All ambiances wer…

An 11 game skid against Green Bay ended on Sunday and made us feel hope for the first time in months. Caleb is clearly the man, and now he needs a leader. Hopefully it’s Ben Johnson, if Chicago does not Bears it up. Our season finale awaits your ears.

Will the Bears losing streak end in 2024? We doubt it. Tonight we wrap up the 2024 version of Zero Doinks and will return after a new coach (and GM?) is hired. But there's a lot to get to, just maybe not a lot of it revolving around the Bears. We love you, we want your Christmas to be so merry and bright. Go Bears, eventually.…

The party discovers new secrets in the Temple Of the Elk. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All ambiances were composed by Michael Ghelfi St…

Are we simply fated to a life of bad Bears football? Thomas Brown ended any hope of a dead coach bounce and now we have to suffer through one more month of one of the least enjoyable seasons ever. Let's get Caleb and Rome some sweet stats to close the year, at least.

In further service of Shrikehaven, the party journeys to Olegton. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All ambiances were composed by Michael G…

Eberflus has been fired and we never want to think about him again. We talk about what an idiot that guy was and where we'd like the Bears to look next, under the leadership (?) of the oft car-washing Kevin Warren. Dan has an obsession with bees and other winged things this episode. Will Thomas Brown ever lose as Bears interim head coach? We doubt …

Thomas Brown and Caleb Williams. Should we keep this tandem together? Caleb looks unbelievable. Is Flus fired yet? He just keeps finding new ways to mess up, it's comicable at this point. Bears are inches away from getting a Top 10 pick next year. Six games to go. Join us, as we prepare for the Lions game. They're going to murder us. Also we love O…

The party visits some familiar places while deciding what to do with John the prisoner. Noggles shares a perplexing truth. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribut…

We realize you probably don't want to think about the Bears right now but this ep is going to change your mind. As luck would have it, Dan and Bill magically discover they have a similar personal issue occurring right now, and they are about to go on a similar journey together. That is more important than Santos getting his worm-burning kick blocke…

The party learns that all is not as it seems concerning Jaethal's ceremonial knife. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All ambiances were com…

Three OCs in 11 games seems like something bad franchises do. Haven't we done this show before? Maybe twice? Shane Waldron was terrible but is there any doubt Green Bay is going to put the negative spotlight back on Flus and his horrible tenure? Just protect Caleb, FFS. And let's have some fun with the return of Keep An Eye On Dan.…

Calvaris, Cormac, Noggles, and Verlos begin their journey to the old sycamore. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All ambiances were composed…

Episode 6 of Zero Check: Nights! The party faces off against a group of terrifying cultists! Website Discord Twitter Starfinder Second Edition Playtest and "A Cosmic Birthday" are published by Paizo. "Acid Trumpet" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All ambiances …

Rick Feelsmen took over Twitter Spaces on Election Day and his predictions for what's to come for America and the Chicago Bears are a must-listen. Plus maybe he'll slide in his three hot picks for this weekend? Special thanks to Elon Musk for his Spaces technology providing speaking guests an involuntary + thick lisp from time to time. Happy (?) El…

Welp, that Cardinals effort suggests the Flus has lost the locker room. The fan base already hated him but the Hail Mary probably sealed his fate and there's no real reason to keep him around anymore. The Illini football squad keeps kicking Bill Doinks in the noots. What are good teams? Can someone please introduce them to us?…

A new team of heroes set out to make their mark on Shrikehaven. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All ambiances were composed by Michael Ghe…

Honestly, this episode might be the medicine you need after Sunday if you are a long-suffering Bears fan. Bill has been buried in familiar feelings of despair since Washington's Hail Mary landed and he's unsure if he's ready to talk about it. Can Dan (and/or Grover) cure him? Right on cue, Rick Feelsmen went 0-3 with his hot picks, the Illini got t…

The party returns to Fort Trand victorious and ready to conduct the kingdom's business. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All ambiances were…

Football in Chicagoland is so hot you’re going to need to guard all of your unmentionables as we go into a weekend of huge games. Jayden Daniels better not sit this one out, we’ve been looking forward to Caleb going toe-to-toe with the No 2 pick since Week 1. We’ll warm up your trousers for the headline NFC matchup and take Bill’s temperature about…

The party ventures back into the Beast's cavern. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All ambiances were composed by Michael Ghelfi Studios. Th…

Episode 5 of Zero Check: Nights! The party saves the lost tour group and continues its exploration of the ghost levels. Website Discord Twitter Starfinder Second Edition Playtest and "A Cosmic Birthday" are published by Paizo. "Acid Trumpet" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution …

The Bears are riding high and taking a three game winning streak into the bye. The boys of Zero Doinks are taking a mini-bye with them, with the voice of Bill Doinks guiding you home this week. Rick tries to stay hot, the B1G has huge games ahead and we all get to sit back and watch one, and hopefully two, NFC North teams lose this weekend. Caleb i…

The party takes a well earned rest before venturing back into the beast's cavern. Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All ambiances were compo…

Episode 4 of Zero Check: Nights! While trying to find a way out of the ghost levels, the party finds a beautiful yet dangerous planetarium. Website Discord Twitter Starfinder Second Edition Playtest and "A Cosmic Birthday" are published by Paizo. "Acid Trumpet" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Comm…

Two game winning streaks aren't super common around here. Three games? You'd have to go back to 2020. We're ready for one of those again. Are the Bears? Let's preview a big swing game in London against the Jags, after recapping a sensual win over Carolina. Plus tons more, including the 10-5 Rick Feelsmen. #zerodoinks #rickfeelsmen #hamms #grover #g…

The party faces off against the terrifying gargantuan owlbear! Website Discord Twitter Pathfinder Second Edition and the Kingmaker Adventure Path are published by Paizo. "Take the Lead" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 License. All ambiances were composed by Michael Ghel…

Episode 3 of Zero Check: Nights! The party finds and assists a group of lost tourists deep in the ghost levels. Website Discord Twitter Starfinder Second Edition Playtest and "A Cosmic Birthday" are published by Paizo. "Acid Trumpet" and other featured music were composed by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under Creative Commons by: Attribution 4.0 Lice…

The Bears are back to .500 with no signs of ever going back under. Dan Doinks was on the field on Sunday pregame for the Rams game, and has stories for days about his experience. Thank god he and B are alive. There is no question the Bears are back, possibly all the way, after Sunday's win against the Rams, especially with the Red Rifle looming for…