Hi Turkey Buzzards! Due to life and things, we need to take a short break. Please enjoy this previously archived episode temporarily available on the main feed, and relive the EARLY days with us. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

We're going back to our roots, in an impromptu two-parter where Damini talks about the esoteric side of levitation. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil DavisBy None of This is Real

Beware of cursed images, strange encounters in the woods, and the CIA. And make sure to get your solar plexus in shape to ward off potential attacks! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

We're taking our quarterly rest and we'll be back next week! If you miss us, find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/noneofthisisreal or on Instagram at @noneofthisisrealpodcastBy None of This is Real

Turkey Buzzards, we’re quantumly entangled with you in the lab and reading your emails. If you have a weird story, sighting, or bathroom dream email us at [email protected] Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

This one has everything! Old bones, gross vampire superstitions, pews full of mewing nuns, and more! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

Get your spooky pants on because we’re talking about the first legally haunted house, and the most haunted house in Savannah, GA. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

Dog-lizard-goat things are hunching in the bayou, and black panthers are prowling in the Appalachian mountains. Or maybe it’s just Tom Waits. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

Orca and doll basement updates, plus more Poe antics. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

We’re really going nowhere this episode, and we’re taking a creepy bus with a faceless driver to get there! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

Theorists and theories abound in this continuation of Area 51 madness. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

This is a doozy y’all, and we had so many details about Area 51 that we had to make this one a two-parter. This week Sarah delves into the history and the timeline of this mysterious base in the desert. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

Two delightful topics to cleanse your palate of all the disturbing stuff we’ve talked about lately. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

The theme of this episode is “people going into animals, and animals coming out of people.” Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

Have you ever taken a little something from a historical site or nature preserve only to find out. . . you’ve been cursed?? Listen to this episode to find out how to return it, and hear the cautionary tales. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

Two classic tales of entire villages that disappeared, complete with all the weird theories. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

We’re taking a week off and will be back next week! If you miss us too much check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/noneofthisisrealBy None of This is Real

Was Avril Lavigne replaced by a body double? Was Paula Abdul really injured in a plane crash?? These theories are sometimes infuriating and always ridiculous. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

Pull yourself up by your chinstrap, string theory daddy because we're talking about strange celestial phenomena from ancient times to the 1990's. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

We’re fawning and fluttering over here at these weird and wonderful emails YOU sent us! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

Fancy a trip to a haunted forest? We’ve GOT YOU. Take a stroll through Cameron Park or get lost with the Jersey Devil in the Pine Barrens. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

Craving a sweet treat, an old legend about a woman who disappeared, or gum full of spider bits? Or maybe you’ve been itching to put a jawbreaker in the microwave? Before you do that, listen to this episode full of candy lore and legends! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.…

Myths, lore, recipes, societal bs and a little biology about miraculous births and the creation of life. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

A 2024 prediction update, some hauntingly beautiful things coming out of SETI, and a lot of squirrel talk. Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real

WHAT is penguiong on?? It’s a listicle of pranks and hoaxes from the 20th and 21st century! Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.By None of This is Real